RAW Pre-taped Dank Dollaz Dave edition: GAMETHREAD #2

WE'RE IN M8

>Two game threads
>Neither has reached bump limit

Rawtist might as well kill themselves

>ram

This segment is painfully long. Fuck this show

Why do triggered smackdownies still watch the A show?

Autism?

Kill me

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>>1943592
So I can shitpost about it

>>1943595
later

>>1943590
It's perfect, shut up and have fun.
New Day are the best thing to ever happen to RAW.

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>>1943575
I rejected an invitation from my friends to drink tonight to watch this shit

pls kill me now

Lol I legit left the room 5 minutes ago, came back and thr promo is still going

When did Kofi Kingston stop being from Jamaica?

will this segment ever end? Also, what is the point of this 20 minute mess?

Absolute cancer

Big Cass power level-35,000,000
Enzo-45,000
Hulk Hogan-85,000,000
Brock Lesnar-56,000,000

>>1943609
About twenty minutes just to show us what kind of cuckery we will put up with

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>>1943610
Back in 2O1O

fuck that was long

>>1943608
>Carter
>Friends

Kek

Remember back in 2013 when it was Kane and Cena vs Jericho and Big show that went half an hour and ended in a DQ?

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post yfw you realize there is still 1 hour and 45 minutes left of raw

>>1943607
This. Why do ppl watch a kids show with a giant dildo up their ass and take it so seriously?

So its been 45 mins since the last match finished, 1hour and 20mins and only 1 match, the rest has been talking.

Cmon i know everyone has diff opinions but this is ridiculous.

Who /his/ here? I got a question - Were the Vikings originally from Scotland?

>>1943565
Ziggler must be pissed he has to work tomorrow in Scotland instead of monitoring the election. Or he'll mention in his promo how lucky the Scots are to not be worrying about it.

>1 hour and 15 minutes and nothing has happened

How do you guys watch this every week?

>>1943630

No, Scandinavia. They raped some of Scotland though.

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>>1943608
just wondering. what was the invite for?

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>>1943626

>>1943626

You can choose to turn it off and do something else with your life but you won't, cause you're addicted.

>>1943630
No, Scandanavian.

>>1943628
Why are you counting matches though? I mean what does it matter the number of matches? WWE isn't Indy.

>23 ips
RAW BTFO

>>1943628

First time watching RAW? This has been the norm since last year. I can't believe there are people who watch this stuff 52 weeks in a year.

>>1943630
They were from the region known as Scandinavia.

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You guys member when RAW was something we could all look forward to each Monday and be excited to watch instead of having to shitpost on an anime board to make this shit enjoyable?

>>1943644

Are you dumb or do you not know that this is an early thread?

>>1943625
Is that the match where Big Show broke a count and the ref called for the bell?

This has got to be the. worst raw ever

>>1943643
It's a wrestling show not a soap opera.

I expect some talking segments but this is overkill.

When is Kofi gonna learn how to do the Trevor Lee stomp the right way?

>>1943649
oh I member

>>1943652
Yeah, good booking.

>>1943610
I think it was around Survivor Series 2010

>>1943650
Even the old thread only has 64 ips
that's a record low

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>>1943649
I member

>>1943649
The football season has always been this way for the last 7 or 8 years anon. WWE picks up steam only around Rumble and peaks around Mania.

>>1943656

>it's a wrestling show

L O L

O

L

BORING

>>1943649

Last time I can remember genuinely being excited for in recent history:

>Brock returning
>Dudleyz return after summerslam last year
>Sting returning

So it's pretty much people who great in my childhood, returning. Oh and I guess Daniel Bryan's run to wrestlemania. But that was it.

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Did they?

>>1943656
WWE is a soap opera about wrestling. If you want pure wrestling, you should look to Indy.

In my opinion, counting matches and whining about it are pointless when it comes to WWE. Just note whether the angles and storylines make sense and have continuity. Don't bother with anything else, if you do you're taking the show tad bit too seriously than it is meant to be.

>festus

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>>1943638
To drink nigga, I just said it

I miss Ryback
I miss Big Show
I miss Luke Harper

This shit is unwatchable. The only big guy left is Roman Reigns.

>>1943681
Based Braun is one of the best things about Raw

>>1943676
i liked when sting was in the trophy box

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> I miss Big Show

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Kek

>>1943627
This is cringy even for a kids show and is unfunny as fuck

>>1943678

You can skip out on the weekly shows, and just watch the PPVs and you'll still know what's going on. The match results may be off but you'll at least have the element of surprise and suspense, plus it's a 3 hour ad-free experience.

There's literally NO reason whatsoever to be watching WWE weekly shows in their current state. Even NXT is awful now.

>>1943681
Braun is bretty kewl tho

>>1943688
>Heel/Face turn

>>1943688
why is sheamus dressed as a pedo enabler

Damn the crowd is dead

>>1943688
Based Sheamus working Cesaro into a shoot

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What are you doing R-Truth?

CROWD IS DEAD

lol they bought a timeshare

this is mildly amusing

Smackdown>Raw if you disagree, you're a fag

WWE just ran an ad against itself. How fucking stupid are they?

>>1943688
Lost respect for them desu

>>1943686
What happened to Big Show?

>>1943715
getting in shape for mania vs shaq

>>1943676
Daniel Bryan is what brought me back into wrestling after a 2 1/2 year break. His Road To Wrestlemania has been the best one I've seen in years. But lately, I'm actually been having second thoughts on watching wrestling every week. I missed last week's to go trick or treating with my little cousins and I couldn't give a fuck about wrestling

OH IT IS LIT

>>1943688
Based Cesaro working those mick bastards

I see Brock was edgy back in '04.

>>1943676
>>1943721
You came back to wrestling for some little dork with a beard?
No need to justify leaving

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Brock makes the most based fucking video packages

the odds of Goldberg winning are about the same as Sting (WCW) going over HHH (WWE).

You heard it here guys

Don't watch this match

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>>1943721
> Daniel Bryan is what brought me back into wrestling

Your weight - 220 lbs
Your height - 5'6 ft
Your job - cleaning toilets
Your home - Mom's basement
Your wife - Your right hand

Am i right anon?

>Strowman's locker room is just a chair

Braun is so great

Somebody just texted Braun

Guy kind of reminds me of Snitsky. I hope he gets a fetish storyline

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Who's /teambraun/ here?

>>1943736
>Not liking Bryan Danielson

Seek female companionship.

>>1943741
Who do they get as his lita?

>>1943734
Lesnar is winning based on the fact that he lost their first match, it has nothing to do with WCW/WWE

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>>1943741
>inb4 it's with Steph

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>>1943749

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Emmalina

>>1943747
This

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God, I love Emma's high heeled feet

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>emmalina

FUCKING STOP SHE HAD A GOOD GIMMICK

>>1943749
Nia Jax

Emma has a 10/10 body but a 1/10 face

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>>1943736
best post i've seen tonight.
have a (you) and a cumfy image

>>1943769
>next to 0 hips
>10/10 body

but that's wrong

DEAD IS CROWD

>>1943745
Right here famapamalam
>>1943747
if you like dbry you are the female companion.
face facts

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>boring chants
>arena sounds empty

Worst Raw Ever

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>>1943776
> I am the female companion

Thank you anon.

>>1943774
>>1943779

>BOOOORING
>YOU GUYS ARE BORING!

dat perfect ten chants tho

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>people watching a RAM taping instead of the last 2 Trump rallies of the election

>>1943736

>170lbs
>6'0
>Welder
>Live in a room with my daughter at my mom's house. Don't wanna move out because I need someone to take care of her
>I fucked a bar slut at a Halloween party last week

Your turn faggot

>>1943789

Single father? Much respect dude.

Reminder Scotland is literally a third world country

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37898723

Who /charlotte/ here?

>>1943789
>170 lbs
>6'0
Are you a fucking skeleton?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ

I'M NOT LIKE MOST COWS

I wanna drink her blue Koolaid

>>1943799
yo

>>1943794
Thanks anon. She usually stays with me the 1st, 3rd, and 5th weekends but I still work until Saturday. But she's 5 and watches wrestling and Dragon Ball Super with me so it's cool.

I want to spank Nia like a disobedient avocado

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>Nia Jax

HIGHTEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T

>Charlotte selling Nia as scary

based

>moan
heh, same old theme

WHO IS ALICIA FOX?

>>1943800
I'm skinny fat honestly. Drinking gave me a beer gut.

>Alicia
>Fucking
>Fox

I hate niggers but love Stone Cold Foxy

>state of Fox's wig

Wtf did Alicia even say

All those nu-males with Baley shirts

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>>1943817
Fucking kill yourself fucking small minded redneck

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I want Alicia Fox to be civil with me

Bayley's the cutest little tard in the world

Does Bayle have autism? This is hard to watch

>>1943809
Have a (you).

>>1943736

It's amazing how hard you're trying to fit in. I actually watched Summerslam 2013 cause I saw Brock on the poster and ended up staying cause the main event intrigued me and the match was good.

Neck yourself.

>>1943826
would you fuck a girl with autism /asp/?

is she autistic?

fucking hell her voice is awful

Fuck this cringe shit

Holy shit this is bad

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Sasha is the 5th member

count on it

Holy fuck this is heavily edited

>bailey promises to fuck an entire stadium
Wew

HEEEEEYYYYYYY
HHEYY BAYLEY

I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOW
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

what the hell is going on

>>1943829
I'd fuck bayley

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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>1943822
eh, nah.
>>1943823
popcorn chucking, beer tossing foxy was best

>>1943829
If she had Bayley's ass? hell yes.

>>1943835
its not m8 alot of the crowd are probably drunk hence the singing

What are they even saying?

I never cringed so much in my entire life

BASED SASHA+ WORKING THE OBESE ASPIES INTO A SHOOT

BIGGEST POP IN THE COMPANY HOW YOU DOIN!

What are they chanting?

Its anyone on the roster getting worked so hard for the crowd as Charlotte?

This crowd is great

>Glasgow is full of nu-men

Never host here again.

seriously though what are they chanting?

what the hell are they saying

Charlotte SEETHING

based fucking charlotte working the crowd and putting over bayley

are they shitting on women's wrestling?

>>1943829
I've fucked some pretty ugly chicks, autism wouldnt make me any lower. I'd be down for sure

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

What the fuck are they even saying?

THICC

>>1943852

hey hey bailey uh ha i wanna know if you'd be my girl

BAHAHAHAHAHA SASHA FAGS BTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR STABLES

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

HOLY FUCKING YUM

LEGIT HORSE
SAW SOME HAY
NOW I ATE IT

LEGIT
BALD

The Queen's steed has arrived

>that incessant chanting
did they fly over full sail?

>>1943848

AYYY WE WANT SOME BAILEY

OOH! AHH!

I WANNA KNOOOOOW

CAN YOU BE MY GIRL

it first went over back in...what, London?

And since then, they've been overdoing the fuck out of it to the point that the chant caught on overseas.

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Based Sasha working the anti-smarks

>came with a hair of defeating
>Sasha

>>1943863
Poor Charlotte. Those fucking accents.

Where the fuck is Summer Rae?

Also I thought Emmalina would make a spot.

>>1943863
Gross.

FUCK that was hard to watch. It was a cool moment for a little bit, but then the crowd was just hijacking the segment for the sake of it.

Charlotte usually isn't that bad at letting the crowd get to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvqbYTzppMU

Who's the best member of team Raw and why is it Nia Jax?

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all these american cucks in this thread finding the concept of singing and chanting during a sporting event absolutely alien and mysterious lmao, fucking faggots get worked by a bunch of weegie tramps.

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Based Scotland working Charlotte into a shoot

honestly, I would've marked out if Stars in the Night played and Paige came back to us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ1vSQRyIdA

but alas, she's lost forever, slave to whatever form of cocaine Del Rio fills her with

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>Botcha

>>1943879
She's always been bad at that

>>1943796
>Up to one in three children grow up in poverty in parts of Scotland, a new study has suggested.
>The survey for the End Child Poverty coalition showed that 3.5 million children are living in poverty in the UK - with 220,000 of them in Scotland.
>The worst-hit local authority area in Scotland is Glasgow, where 34.1% of children are affected.
>The Shetland Islands (10.6%), Aberdeenshire (13.1%) and Orkney (14.1%) are the least affected.

What did BBC mean by this?

Holy shit, horse queen was able to silence the crowd

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IIIIIII am the ONE TALKing righTTT NoWWWW

The last team for Smackdown is going to be the Brothers of Destruction, isn't it?

>>1943873
kys carter

>>1943890

No, the promise of pure lesbian sex silenced the crowd

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>>1943892
why does she look like a female James Ellsworth?

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>>1943882
>during a sporting

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>mfw I realized that SmackDown Live won't be LIVE tomorrow night

>>1943896
Is there anything more pure than the love between two women??

Man I always have a soft spot in my heart for Kevin Smith but damn his shit sucks ass

>>1943900
honestly got no idea what you are implying with this post my guy

Holy shit there's an hour left

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>>1943829
Hell motherfucking yea i would, here's a sexy little autist who posted about how she met someone on 4chan and he fucked her and dumped her.

>>1943894
That'd be some crazy shit but I'll feel bad about my boys Breezango getting snubbed

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>>1943899
because she's ugly af f a m

>>1943903
You mean Kevin James??

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>>1943901

They are still fucking chanting that shit wtf

>>1943901
Everyone will be more occupied with the election anyways

>>1943911
Welp. Yes Kevin James, but I actually have a soft spot for old fatty Smith too

>>1943904
This shit isn't a sport.

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>>1943905
help

How sad is it that Nia isn't the fattest woman in this match right now?

>>1943919
what

>>1943917
fuck off mate

>>1943919
Shes lucky Bliss is on Smackdown or she would have a little competition

>>1943922
Dana

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I can't with this RAM shit anymore.

I fucking can't.

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Jesus Christ Dana's ass look fantastic

holy shit Nia's fucking banshee shriek scared the shit outta me

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>>1943929
>>1943931

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Nia Jax: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nia'a new name is Nappa

wtf is this show

Nia's new gimmick is that she's a comedian

Nia Jokes

Dana looks like she's losing some weight, a month ago (last time I've watched) she looked fat af

>>1943939
A sports entertainment show

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>>1943943
>Sports Entertainment

>>1943940
Made me laugh. Good one, anon.

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> tfw Dana has thicker arms than you

>>1943952

She has a bigger dick than you too

>>1943952
I want her to crush my head between her thighs

Nia reminds me of the Samoan one in Deuce n' Domino

Both fat, Samoan, and afraid to take a bump

>Dana grabbing a handful of Bayley's ass

I NEED A WEBM NOW

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>>1943954

>A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX

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Autist Splash!

I though Nia was gonna stinkface Foxy

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>Fox accidentally calls them Nikki and Brie
Poor girl

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>>1943954
wheres the downside

Braun is a good talker.

i absolutely LOVE cock

Seth is alright on the mic when he's chill and not SEETHING like a retard

>literally calling your squasher brawn strongman

the state of wwe creative

1.5 rating and Hillary confirmed for winning.

>>1943966

>I've NEVER liked you

Press F for Seth Rollins

Hell in a Cell
>give em what the people want. 3 hiac matches.

Survivor Series
>give em what the people want. 3 SS matches.

Some tell them less is more.

>>1943969
:O SHIT! how did you know???

>>1943966
>I'm gonna snap you... like a TWIG

>>1943976

I found the "one" you missed

little nigger tried to get away but I got your back, Anon

>>1943981
Thanks babe

>>1943979
>schoolyard bully insults

Rated "M" for Mature

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Did she just fucking say America?

This bitch is American.

most racist shit ever

>I ask you America

>I ask you America

OH SHIT LANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

MACHKA
A
C
H
K
A

The LITERAL village of Glasgow

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>America

Scotland getting worked

just got home from bar
v drunk/high
wondering if i should sleep or watch ram
has anything happened worth catching last hour
SOS

>>1943976
I agree about Hell In A Cell, but even the OG SS had 3 5v5 matches at the same time as well.

Also for the first time in years I'm excited for the SS matches. The brand split has actually made the idea of the cross-brand matches interesting especially since the shows are so different.

Now sami, just get on mic and acknowledge where you are and hear the loudest pop ever

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>Lana in that outfit

>>1944001
Why is this thread so dead?

Wonder what Jim Cornette thinks about this Raw?

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>>1943575
>The JUST Punk Chops are gone

>>1944003

how the fuck should I know?

>>1944004
HE DOESN'T WATCH THE PRODUCT. He just knows everything about it and has opinions on all the current stories.

A yo where muh boy ROMAN AT?

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>>1944004

who cares what that old fart of a dinosaur thinks

>>1944003
Because RAW is shit tonight and since it's pre recorded, we know what's gonna happen already

>>1944004
>Wonder what Jim Cornette thinks about this Raw?

I doubt he even watches it every week, otherwise he would have to buy a new TV every week after tossing it out of the fucking window.

What about Harvey Whippleman?

>>1944009
*HACKING COUGH*

>>1944004
Who the fuck cares what Jim Cornette thinks about anything?

>>1944003
The show was taped earlier. Spoilers got out so everyone just read them and didn't bother watching this shit show.

Holy shit what am I even doing here?

>>1944003
RAW's been shit lately and the episode's prerecorded.

>>1944021
Jim Cornette.

>>1944004
Fuck Cornette i'm a /RussoBro/ now

>>1944011
damn the older vinny mac gets the more strange he looks. When did he develop those saggy fish lips?

GAMETHREAD -3

>>1944020
>>1944020
>>1944020
>>1944020

In here asp.

>>1944030
At the speed this thread is moving we've got another 20 minutes or so.

>>1944020
>>1944020
>>1944020
>>1944020

In here asp.

>>1944030
y

>>1944030
Fuck off

>>1944032
Thread Limit reached anyway.

>THE STATE OF WWE UNIVERSE

>>1943688
10/10. All the boos from showing Celtic Park was hilarious.

>>1943872
No.

It's "Heeeey, Hey Bayley"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1EvBricL4