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>the man with a plan
>great high-flyer
>incredible mat technician
>incredible talker
>most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>triple based entrance theme
>based jackets
>redpilled
>called out Obama
>called out the Jews
>called out the Illuminati
>called out the 9/11 hologram planes
>called out the Atlantians
>called out the Lumerians
>called out the thirteen interbreeding shapeshifter lizard bloodlines
>called out the moon
>called out the sun
>philosophically-sound
>strong sense of individuality
>transcended
>longest-reigning Interim WWE Champion of all time
>won on The Price is Right
>won the cruiserweight championship
>no tattoos or piercings
>not a cuck
>doesn't do roids
>honest
>not a hypocrite
>one of the most naturally-charismatic people in wrestling history
>passionate, once drove forty hours straight to wrestle three matches for a promotion that got him into Japan
>destroyed John Cena on the mic
>not a single bad promo in his entire career
>always willing to put people over
>was a big draw in Japan
>our guy
>single-handedly carrying the cruiserweight division on his back
Kendrick is truly the GOAT.
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>doesn't do roids
>positive thing
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>>1940261
>SEETHING
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>>1940261
I have, and so has Based Kendrick. I should add that to the list.
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All of this is negated by the fact that he is under 6'0"
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>>1940259
Don't forget the best part:
>Got deafening silence after winning the championship and every subsequent appearance
Truly the GOAT, the crowd was eating out of the palm of his hand.
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>longest-reigning Interim WWE Champion of all time
Seriously. Have sex.
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>>1940277
>le smark fans don't sing his le theme song so he gets no reaction :'(((
Get a clue.
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God tier hairline too
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>5'6-5'7
my little sister is taller than this literally who pleb
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>>1940273
With men, I know
Too bad for you, pinhead
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>>1940314
Ebin gay joke, anon. Simbly EBIN :D
Surely you can come up with a more creative and mentally-stimulating comeback than "u fuk men LOL," right? I implore you to try again.
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>>1940322
>I implore you to try again.
holy fedora batman go find yourself a new thesaurus you fucking dweeb
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>>1940299
>Nobody cares enough to raise their eyes off their phones so he gets no reaction
That's more like it.
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>>1940326
>see a common, two-syllable word in a sentence
>LE HOLY BATMAN HEEHEE PUT DOWN LE THESAURUS xD
Gain a triple-digit IQ.
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>>1940331
>the title match for a stagnant division with a then-dabbing charisma vacuum meme wrestler as champion is put in the death slot right after the hell in a cell main event match for the world title
>it's somehow indicative that it gets no reaction
Inspire an action potential.
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Based Plan Man working the less than 18+ reptillians!
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>>1940326
>implore
>thesaurus
Please graduate from Junior High.
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>>1940259
>won on The Price is Right
I just watched that whole thing and he didn't win shit
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Have sex
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>>1940259
Based Big Plan Brian working the anti-smarks
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>>1941170
He won that big popcorn machine, senpai. What are you talking about?
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