What did she mean by this?

Evan Marie vs. Evan Bourne
"Women's wrestling" vs. "Vanilla midget"
Who wins?

>>1937923
Sashafags BTFO Eva Marie is gonna bring back bra and panties matches

>those eyebrows

What did she mean by this?

>>1937923
> dat face

>>1937949
have sex

I would sell all my possessions, completely cut ties with my friends and family, and erase any record of my ever existing if only I could be mistress Eva's live-in foot slave.

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>>1937932
Eva Marie should lead a faction who want to keep the Divas division, who want to keep things the way it used to be.
She proclaims herself champion of the abandoned butterfly belt, and keeps interrupting womens matches

>>1937957
18+

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>>1937962
>tfw the divas matches start doing better ratings than the womens matches
>tfw sashafags seething

>Have her cut a promo on my first episode of Smackdown in 2k17
>Say "fuck it" and add her to the SD women's title match, making it a 4-way between Eva, Natalya, Becky, and Asuka
>Lets Asuka clean house before rolling back in, hitting her finish, and stealing the title

I'm buying in

>>1937962
Pretty good heel angle to be fair

>>1937962
Holy shit, that might make women's matches interesting

>>1937962
Book it

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>>1937962
BOOK THIS NOW

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>>1937962
I WANT THIS BOOKED!

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>>1937962
THIS

But it only works if her and her team beatdown the stalwart cunt holding back the division

>>1937962
why is this a better idea than anything WWE creative has come up with?

>>1938105
Creative are too busy trying it with the women backstage to write anything decent.

>>1937923
she should tag team with curt hawkins

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When is Eva coming back lads, I miss her.

>>1938137
Hawkins was fucking buried on Smackdown this week

>>1938105
WWE doesn't try to swerve us with anything anymore. Just bland storylines, nothing else.

>I woke up like this
With my hair still in place and a full face of makeup on.

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>>1937962

She and Nia were doing something similar in NXT this year. They kept referring to themselves as "divas" in promos and kept insisting Bayley wasn't a real woman and she wasn't what people wanted to see. One of the worst things that's happened this year is Eva getting called up. She could've had the GOAT reign in NXT.

>tfw no custom red NXT Divas Championship

My guess is creative were going in the same direction but Eva and Emma got called up for WM32 and they had no choice but to make Bayley/Asuka.

>>1938194
hot

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>>1937962
>tfw she'll never step on you in those heels

Why fucking live?

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>>1938210
>she will never kick you between the legs to end the match in a DQ

>>1938218
Fuck off back to /wew/

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>>1938218
:(

>>1938222
Worked, pic related

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>>1938147
Love me some Domino

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do you kiss eva or maryse's feet first?

>>1938260
Maryse and then plow her while her manlet watches

>>1938263
>miz
>manlet

get a clue

>>1938296
Literal manlet, stay worked

>>1938260
Spit roast Maryse with based miz while Eva watches and finish on her sick abs breh

>>1938350
he's 6 foot 1

>>1938260
Eva

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>>1937962
I want this so bad I'd probably start watching again

She meant join a gym

>>1938260
Only Eva's. I would be her foot stool

>>1938260
>you will never be one of those weird iguana things

>>1937962
You guys realise this is from reddit right?

Fuck i love squared circle :)

>>1937923
This Calvin Klein underwear is free to any woman with a certain amount of followers on instagram. The only thing you have to do is take a photo of yourself in them and post it.

That's why instagram goes through waves of insta-sloots shilling the same thing all at once.

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>>1938455
>reddit

>>1938188
maybe she went to bed with make up on?

>>1938496

Wow, the quality and writing of this shoop are incredible, you should work for creative, anon.

>>1938260

how do girls that gorgeous even exist?

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I love Eva Marie

>>1938105
>>1937962
Because that is the exact storyline they used to introduce the butterfly belt in the first place (and the heels one)

>>1938500
>Butthurt
Hi Deanmark

>>1938481
Eva Marie is saving the WWE one undie pic at a time

>>1938498
If she did this, it would be all over her face and she'd barely be able to open her eyes as mascara glues your eyelashes together. If you ever had sex and got a girlfriend, you'd find this out.

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wanna lick her abs famalams

I've got Eva on my snapchat and I'm deleting her because her nonstop deluge of stories is annoying. Constantly shilling her shitty clothing line, snapping her driving, makeup sessions, daily devotionals, and meals I can't afford. Plus, no titty pics.

I'm out.

>>1940905
instagram is where she puts up the goods

her snapchat is just her shilling her supplements and 9000000 of her driving

>>1940905
Her gay buddy with the pound of makeup cracks me up whenever he's in her snaps

>>1937962

Seek a shower

>>1937927
Smarks

how many ccs are her tits? anybody know?

>>1942011
help

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>>1937962

Shit Nigger!

BOOK THIS RIGHT NOW!

GOAT