Post your father's favourite wrestler

My dad likes sheamus and roman reigns. He thinks Chris jericho is a fag, he doesn't understand why aj styles has the belt and he thinks Kevin Owens is a fat fuck

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>>1935986
Probably this guy.

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>>1935986

bawahahahahahahaaha this fucking thread!!

Why is undercarder such an ancient piece of shit?

>>1936015
Because he's a dimeless old fuck and I hate him

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Unironically and unjokingly

>>1936015
>>1936017
12+

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My father grew up with him.

My father is obsessed with handegg and hates wrestling

my wifes kids love the new day

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My dad is Mexican

>>1936029
>his father isn't obsessed with superior icepuck or left-turn motorsports

shit dad desu

>>1936015
Why do you retards get triggered whenever he is mentioned ?

>>1936150
It is one autist who keep trying to make /asp/ hate him. Same shit happened with Goldberg and Brock Lesnar a few months back where he kept spaming "IS HE AUTISTIC?" and "Did he give a blowjob?" threads. It'll pass once it's his bedtime.

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He loves this fuck

Ricky Steamboat

I live in a country where Wrestling is not popular : once they grow up, people don't care about wrestling anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkx-p_JpYyk

>dad is a shitbag who never payed the $20 a month in child support he owed
>said he liked eddie guerrero because he lies cheats and steal

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Either pic related or the Miz

>>1936438
Of fuck I just remember it was Piper my bad

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My dad was an alcoholic redneck who had been to prison three times and was a huge Biker Taker and Stone Cold mark. One night our neighbors called the cops on him for being drunk and playing music really really fucking loud at like 2 o'clock in the morning. When the cops showed up, he stumbled over to one of them, flipped him off, kicked him in the shin and tried to deliver a stone cold stunner to him. The cop no sold the move because he didn't know what the fuck was going on and my dad just fell on his ass. The two cops proceeded to beat him with their nightsticks and hog tied him so he couldn't do it again. The whole time my dad kept calling the cops racial slurs, queers who were trying to molest him and told my uncle to give him a hell yeah when they told him he was going to jail. His charges got escalated from a simple noise complain to felony assault against a police officer, battery, drunk and disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and he spent like 8 months in jail.

>>1936481
>When Two G.O.A.T.s Collide

Austin and Flair weren't really "colliding" were they? Flair was a ref

>>1935986
My father doesn't like wrestling

The Undercarder is actually my old man's favourite wrestler too
He doesnt give a fuck about it tho he loves rugby

>>1936032
Ew
Please leave

>>1936193
> le its one autist meme
Go back to your hugbox pajeet

>>1936483
I think he meant Undertaker and Stone cold

Shizzle my gizzle

>>1936610
> being this american

>>1936600
Have sex

>>1936602
>hugbox
How funny coming from someone that shits out this same post every single time he sees an opinion that triggers him. Suck a duck m8.

Stone Cold. I'm Australian, so we identified with him in a lawless bogan kinda way.

>>1936481
Your dad sounds like a badass

Not really wrestlers, but my dad would mark for Mean Gene and Lord Alfred Hayes.

He liked Kurt Angle too.

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My dad likes Sheamus. Basically because (he knows wrestling isn't real) he wants to be a mark and hates when people are selling too much. That's why he can't stand Cena.
> Just watch, he just's flailing around like a wet fish, he'll pop right back up in a minute, you watch
> Yeah, I know dad
That's why he likes Sheamus, he doesn't sell as much, he looks like a legit tough guy and makes big impactful moves that he loves.

He also hates tag team matches for the same reason, whenever the babyface is slowly crawling to the corner to get the hot tag he's like:
> Why doesn't he just roll over it's like 5 feet! Pitiful!

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My dad doesn't watch but he is a John Cena fan. He teaches kids with learning disabilities and they seem to like Cena and he enjoys seeing them get excited about something so because of that he'll ask about Cena whenever I'm tellin' him about what is going on in wrestling.

>>1936711
Kinda, mainly just a drunk.

He used to watch World of Sport and I remember showing him Fit during his WWE run and how amazed he was that the guy was still wrestling. And still fucking great.

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>>1936481
>>1936711

>>1936736
And now his son is wrestling in New Japan

>>1936665
> its all the same person


> there is 3 people on this whole board
> me
> the one person that agrees with me
> the one person that disagrees with me

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You've all got gay dads.

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Razor Ramon

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He said she had nice Tits once. That's literally the most he's ever commented on wrestling.

>>1936802
Fuck that is a move that looks like you couldn't kick out of it.
I miss finishers finishing matches.
I guess it gets dull knowing that once one is performed the match would be over but it's the same predictability nowadays after three have been preformed the match will end.
I hate how psychology has left pro wrestling.
Why not keep moves strong but cover the opponents too late due to fatigue or whatever shit.

>>1936954
FUN FACT: nobody ever did kick out from the Razor's Edge.

>I guess it gets dull knowing that once one is performed the match would be over but it's the same predictability nowadays after three have been preformed the match will end.
>I hate how psychology has left pro wrestling.
>Why not keep moves strong but cover the opponents too late due to fatigue or whatever shit.

Watch better wrestling.

>>1935990
Only one of your dad's opinions is correct and that's the last one

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This guy

>>1936973
I like it when a finisher is based around how somebody wrestles. You have a submission that works the lower back, so your offense is tailored around the opponent's back.

Thanks OP...reminding me of my bad relationship with my dad.

He liked Bruno, Andre, Flair, and Taker the most. My mom likes Kerry Von Erich

>>1937251
>My mom likes Kerry Von Erich
and the new day, and booker t, and r-truth, and mark henry, and mvp, and cryme tyme....

>>1937281
>liking a handsome southern man equals her liking niggers
Kill yourself cuck fetishist

>Big Show

>>1937289
>Kerry Von Erich
oh no i was just implying that your whore mother likes nigger dick, and your rotting father loved to watch

>>1937295
> trying this hard to be edgy
Wew lad

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>>1937302
aww did i hurt you feelings guy?

>>1937310
> frogposting
You keep exposing yourself as an edgy underageb& here lad

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>>1937312
it's ok guy you can cry into my shoulder, its not your fault your dad is rotting in the ground and your mother is a cumguzzling slut who craves BBC

>>1937316
>projecting your fetishes onto others
Seek help

>>1937312
rekt

>>1937320
you got me, i'm into necrophilia

>>1937295
Hey Christain, I've found Edge!

kurt angle
"he's the only real one"

>>1937352
>le edge

>>>reddit

>>1936481
>and told my uncle to give him a hell yeah when they told him he was going to jail.
Well did he?

>>1935986
He doesn't have one but if I had to guess I'd say Flair or Hogan