when will vince sign him to save wrestling by squashing every vanilla midget in wwe both in the ring and on the mic?
>>1935845
vince already had cage and passed
>he doesn't know that Cage is bros with most of the LU roster
I'm not a man....
ᶦᵐ ᵃ ᵐᵃᶜʰᶦᶰᵉ
How can one man be so based?
>>1936604
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MAN
>>1936066
vince probably never knew cage was there
the only talent vince sees is on his program
>>1935845
Biggest person I've seen in real life. I wish I got a picture of him using Chapstick.
Even machines gotta keep them lips moist
He is gonna die in 5 years from a heart attack.
>>1937271
[citation needed]
nothing wrong with PEDs when used safely and not in conjunction with other other drugs.
>>1937247
He was probably getting ready for Melissa later that night.
>>1935845
Needs a couple more scoops.
>>1938998
He cheated on her tho
>>1937284
Didn't Cage already have two heart attacks?
>>1939529
There still together
>>1939679
*they're
go back to school
>>1939537
According to some nobody online.