book her return

>Comes back to Smackdown
>Mashes the potato
>Take the belt
>signs a deal with Brazzers
>porno with her and Del Rio while she wears the women's title
>WWE scrap women's division the next day

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she must be returning cause they just released a new figure of her, and its the most accurate by far

>returns to raw
>paige marks are hype
>dis is moi house
>immediately granted title shot for her two wins over charlotte earlier in the year
>it's a loser leaves raw match
>charlotte gets her win back with a rollup and paige goes to smackdown
>dis is moi new house
>jobs to asuka in a 50 second squash
>released and enters porn

>>1933875
>asuka
>main roster
Lmao

>>1933881
she'll be on it by next summer

>returns to RAW
>loses to Dana Brooke in a 5 minute match
>violates wellness policy again
>released from WWE
>does porn for a few years
>overdoses before she turns 30

>>1933869
that figure has been out for a while

>>1933843
She's a waste of space and money, fortunately she's going to be released by the end of the year.

>>1933875
would rather see her get squashed by nia jax

>>1933931
They can't release injured people and she's out until next spring

>>1933920
I think the joke was that she recently started looking ugly like a zombie..

>>1933935
Guarantee she would have been if she wasn't injured

>wobbles to the ring after snorting 10 lines, per Vince's orders
>dies

>>1933843
Comes back, expects special treatment, forced to eat shit for 6 months with programs with Dana Brooke, Naomi, Fox and Summer Rae. Quits in a huff

>>1933942
I forgot to mention that she's going to cause her release, after failing another drug test.

>>1933843
>There are morons who think she is coming back

Interrupts alexa bliss, walks to the stage, makes out with alexa, and then pulls her tits out. Announces that the women's wrestling revolution is over, and that they're all just vince's sluts to whore out. Vince then walks out and immediately fucks them both in ring.

If I really wanted her to have a strong return, I'd have it like this.

>It's the Raw or Smackdown before Survivor Series
>one of the most important women for survivor series is mysteriously beaten up and injured back stage
>General manager doesn't know who to use as replacement
>Mystery replacement during women's elimination match

>BAH GAWD IT'S PAIGE

>She wins the whole thing.

>Later reveals it was her who injured other woman

Heel run

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>>1933843
>Paige has a behind doors meeting with Vince, HHH, and Stephanie.
>Vince tells Paige they have all come to love her and think of her like a daughter
>HHH and Stephanie agree with this
>They tell her they do not want to her see go down the road they have seen many other young people in the wrestling business go down
>they give her a deal
>forget Del Rio
>they will pay her way to Japan and give her a salary for the next year in order to clear her head and get back into the shape she was in while she was in NXT, as well as act as a sleeper agent for WWE in Japan
>A deal has already been worked out with Rossy Ogawa from World Wonder Ring STARDOM
>Paige will join their dojo and work there, eventually becoming champion
>this will all be strictly off the record
>Paige returns late 2017 to feud with Asuka (who will be RAW champion by then) for the WWE Women's Championship at Wrestlemania 33

I will not accept any argument that this is not the best timeline for Paige.

>>1934083
yawn

also highly likely

>>1934039
I'd fap to that.
Also mark out

>>1934144
Yeah it's safe and kind of predictable, but Paige returning seems unlikely to many, so it would be surprise for a big paper view crowd, and if it's a big diva she takes out like Becky or someone, it would add to the drama, and get her mad heel heat for a heel run.

>>1934083
>>1934155
Paige sucks as a heel.

>>1934146
you'd fap to vince having sex?

>>1934160
She'd be boring coming back as a face, and she already has her whole del rio and drug test thing going for her, so it adds to the heel factor. What's your idea for her as a face that is more exciting?

>>1934178
You're one of those "my idea is THE BESTEST" kids, aren't you?

>and she already has her whole del rio and drug test thing going for her, so it adds to the heel factor.

Literally nobody cares.

And WWE is still pushing Reigns as a face after he pissed dirty as WWE World Champ.

>>1934185
>my idea is THE BESTEST
Well you have know idea to compare mine to, and it's the whole point of the thread.

>Roman being pushed as the face
Roman got pushed down to the midcard and they are trying (and failing) to get him back up there.

they never tried to turn him heel and they still don't want to. Meanwhile, Paige has been heel before so it's a dumb comparison.

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>>1933843
>Paige comes back
>John Cena pops through the mat Kane style
>Proceeds to rape her
>Fills her with cum
>Does the "you can't see me" gesture in front of her and disappears into the night
>Paige crying with Big Dick John's semen oozing out her nappy dugout
>She starts to pick herself up
>Glass_shatter.wav
>Crowd erupts
>Austin comes out, veins bulging, clearly back on roids
>"MY NECK AIN'T BROKE NO MORE VINCE"
>Slides in the ring and proceeds to beat the everloving shit out of Paige as the fans go wild
>Brian Christopher comes out dancing to Scotty 2 Hotty's music

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>>1934218
wtf anon..

>>1934218
I'd buy that for only 9.99

>>1934160
She sucks, period.

>>1934218
Based

>>1934243
but she's hot

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>>1934218

>Brian Christopher comes out dancing to Scotty 2 Hotty's music

She comes back as a fucked up smackhead but Bo makes her Bolieve in herself again.

>>1934164
absolutely

>>1934218
>"MY NECK AIN'T BROKE NO MORE VINCE"

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES

>>1934199
>you have know idea
>know

A+.

Reigns has been heel before too, lad.

>>1934243
Don't gloat Alberto.

>>1934185
>Literally nobody cares.

this is true. like, people care in the sense that theyre all about reading/talking about it but its not going to get her heat. shes going to get face reactions regardless.

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>Becky Lynch gets pregnant again.
>During one of her entrances Paige sneaks up behind her and shoves her like Alexa Bliss did.
>Becky Lynch falls forward and lands on her stomach causing her to miscarry again.
Book it, Vince.

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>>1933843
Join the family

>>1934872
>Paige Wyatt
>almost 2017

S - T - O - P

>>1934872
no, that should be eval marie

First Paige enters the ring, and after cutting the usual bad promo, out of nowhere she'll start shitting all over the place, making the entire ring and announce table stinky.
She then proceeds to oink like a pig as the crowd goes dead silent, masturbating as she begs her best friend Alberto Del Rio to impregnate her with his destiny seeds.
It'll kickstart a brand new era where women will finally be seen as equals to men.

She should come back as a Sherri Martel-esque character and stay away from the fucking women's division entirely. She's too good for that, she generates too much interest and she's too over with such a diverse crowd.

comedy jobber to mexican womanlets

>>1934083
mark booking
>>1934134
smark booking
>>1934039
anti-smark booking

>>1935689
really makes you think

>>1935689
i would be okay with all of those.

what am i

>>1935733
a cuckold

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>>1935642
Go away please

>>1936053
Ok sorry. I realize it's good only in theory, if they actually do this it'd be kind of awkward.

>>1935642
Needs a Dusty finish

>>1935642
>scat fetish

please go

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>>1934736
>wearing heavy make up while lying in a hospital bed after surgery