Return of The Undercarder revealed!

>>1930154
sauce?

>smackdown forced to get the undercarder

State of smackdown

Coming back to finish Bray's burial with Kane

I hope he has one last go as bikertaker.

I get that he's a company guy and whatever but why would you pay somebody out the ass to barely wrestle once or twice a year? That's just bad business. You own the Undertaker brand, Vince - fire this jabroni.

>RAW gets Oldberg
>Smack gets Taker
Smack wins again, Based Big Entrance Taker

Can this old fuck you go away already? Literally no one wants to see him wrestle anymore

>>1930162
Undertaker was the heart and soul of Smackdown through out the ruthless aggression era
18+ kiddo

>>1930174
This. Vince pays him more dimes than he's ever drawn (see: zero) to show up and be a """""draw""""".
WM is already a draw, and he doesn't do jack shit for any other PPV.

>>1930178
*just go away

>>1930179
Time to let go then. Sometimes you just gotta let the dead rest in peace rather than forcefully try to shake it into life.

Don't let the memories of the Undertaker get ruined by the image of an old man wearing adult diapers.
There is nothing more pathetic than an old man with a midlife crisis who tries to be hip with the young people again.

>>1930161
https://twitter.com/MoheganSunArena/status/793890644120965120
apparently

>Tsunderetaker on Smackdown
vs
>Another boring Bork and Jewberg match


Why is Smackdown so much better? It was even better back in the first draft too. A shit ton of midcarders actually got to shine, where in Raw and even today is pretty much WCW where they have the old people and the "big stars" Too many egos plus they have Steph and HHH complete junk

>>1930187
What midlife crisis? He gets paid over a million dollars to wrestle once a year. Who the hell would say no to that?

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>>1930187
>There is nothing more pathetic than an old man with a midlife crisis who tries to be hip with the young people again.

>>1930209
based Bret came back for a last victory-run
many dimes

>>1930201
I'm talking about the WWE. Vince simply can't let go of his nostalgia.

But now that you mention it, does the Undertaker even need a million dollars? Doesn't he have like a hundred of them already?

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>>1930154
let seth retire him to add to his legends hit list, they have unfinished business anyway.

>>1930213
You can never have enough money

>>1930215
Jasethy has a hit list??

PLEASE MAKE HIM GET THE TAG TEAM BELTS WITH KANE

P L E A S E

SD tt division is so fucking shit. Everytime i see the fucking clown from Nexus i want to switch channels

>>1930228
All the tendons and ligaments in his own body

>>1930178
> I don't like him therefore no one does

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>>1930179
>Implying

>>1930232
> SD tt division is so fucking shit

> PLEASE MAKE HIM GET THE TAG TEAM BELTS WITH KANE

nigga wat?

>>1930251
Taker was on SD from literally day 0 tho

>>1930179
This is the biggest IWC myth ever created.

Could any one see taker as an authority figure after his retirement? Of course WWE would ruin it but it could be interesting to see.

>>1930266
No, him being a draw is

>>1930298
>Could any one see taker as an authority figure

why not? Kane pulled it off.

>>1930261
Taker was on every show's day 0, even fucking Superstars
Now that's some fucking dedication

>>1930175
>Big Entrance Taker
>Not Big Spoopy Taker

>>1930162
>>1930174
>>1930178
>>1930187
>>1930266
>Queers who were only <10 years old during the attitude or ruthless aggression era and don't know how based The Undertaker is. They were probably Cena marks.
Fuck off and go post in your fedoramen threads.

>>1930298
I hope not. I would love to see Stone Cold as GM of Raw though.

>>1930326
Hi Mark

>>1930179
and the ratings reflected that/.

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I would mark out so fucking hard for a Phenom vs. Phenomenal One feud.

>ratings are dying
>bring back the fucking undercarder
Is Vince trying to kill his company or something?

>>1930338
The good ratings did reflect that

The Undertaker has buried more young talent than Triple H, and never drawn a dime. PPVs with him headlining have performed catastrophically – he's a confirmed anti-draw.
He only stayed on top due to excessive politicking; in recent years, Undertaker has thrown his backstage weight around to assure he goes over active talent nearly half his age (Bray), purely to keep his waning reputation.
The Undertaker has always been average in-ring, and sub-average on the mic, only able to be carried by truly god-tier workers (HBK, Bret, Foley in his prime, Batista).
The Undertaker is the greatest myth spun by the WWE, and anyone who buys into him as anything more than a lap-dog Vince felates due to his brand-loyalty, who has been handed fame, success, and status, thanks to his unflinching dedication to the WWE, is a mark.

>>1930310
Against Matt Hardy of all people

>>1930347
this

>>1930347
>Literally almost everyone was a Taker mark in the 90s and early to mid 2000s but you wouldn't know because you were like 6 at the time.

>>1930360
Hi Mark

>>1930178
I do

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>>1930154

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>>1930363
>I do

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>TFW /asp/ doesn't like Taker because he never drew a dime but sucks Roman Reigns dick even though ratings dropped even worse then with Taker and he gets booed out the fucking building.
The state of the nu-male anti-smark cuckolds on this board.
>Also, Taker mark for life.

>>1930377
Roman sucks too
He's the new Taker

>>1930377
>/asp/ doesn't like Taker
Jesus christ someone doesn't know how to spot a samefag

>>1930326
Even as a kid I could not stand Taketty's 10-minute entrances and all the boring theatrics. Fuck off Taketty marks.

>>1930377
literally 1 guy on the board likes Roman and makes 300 threads about him

>>1930377
Spotted the samefagging redditor faggot

>>1930365
That supposed to change my mind?

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>>1930388
>Calls everyone on the fucking board a samefagging redditor faggot.
>Finally gets it right for the first time.
>Looks at his reply and sees (you).
>HFW

>>1930162
The biggest star of Smackdown?
You're right, kiddo. We're always better than your show
Stay cucked

>>1930187
>There is nothing more pathetic than an old man with a midlife crisis who tries to be hip with the young people again.
There is nothing more pathetic than someone telling other people how to live.

>>1930339
That would be pretty awesome

>>1930400
>Biggest star of Smackdown
But that's The Rock, the show was literally named after one of his catchphrases

>>1930187
>mildlife crisis
>SEETHING
Lol. I'm actually glad you're so pissed by the Undertaker. Stay mad

>if WWE had waited 2 more years they could have had AJ end the streak and retire taker


FUCKING BROCK

>>1930308
And that makes you mad, right, little kiddo?

>>1930347
And?

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Triple threat match confirmed. Or maybe a new stable is formed?

The Undercarder proved to be a little bitchfuck when he buried Punk in 09 over fucking dress code.

>>1930513
>Punk deserved it.

>>1930377
I'm pretty sure its just 1 or 2 guys regurgitating the same "Undercarder" shit every 5 minutes

>>1930382

This. It's literally 1 anon who cherry picks obscure PPV buy numbers and WM 18 which had a number of circumstances to explain the poor rate, to defend some anti smark point.

Basically Taker is based and will go down as one of the best ever. While anon continues to jerk to cuckold porn and bitch on 4chan.

>>1930521
> if i dont like a meme it must be forced
This is literally you

Fuck off back there

>>1930382
>>1930526
Hi redddit!

I know you may not be used to a non echo chamber but plenty of people here dont like your overrated shitter, same with almost any wrestler. Go back to your safe space where your fee fees wont hurt

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>>1930526
Hey mark! I didn't know Wrestlemania 13 was obscure!

>>1930339

You would mark out for a squash match?

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>>1930377

Literally how obsessed are you with Roman Reigns that you bring him up even when the situation doesn't call for it?

>>1930542
>Literally 1 dude shitposting the same thing over and over again.

>>1930568
>Calls Reddit an echo chamber.
>/aps/ is literally either a anti-smark cuck replying to his own post kissing his own ass or a bunch of dumbasses echoing a meme

>>1930681
look at that drop for when Angletty headlined

>>1930681
Wasn't WCW ruining WWF at that time tho?

>>1930347
I hate this meme.
>he only stayed on top due to excessive polickings
And not because people actually liked him ?
>Buried
Who ?

>>1930526
This

>>1930174
18+

>>1930180

So sick of morons going on about 'drawing dimes' all the time.

UT is the greatest gimmick wrestler of all time, that's not even up for debate, unless you're a moron.

He's sold 25+ years of merch and tickets, headlined multiple mania's and was involved in both of the 2 greatest hell in a cell matches of all time. He has definitely earned his spot as an occasional performer, even if the audience these days are too young to appreciate his entrance and standing.

>>1931275
The company I work for has a 52 yr old Janitor who worked there for 25 years. Now tell me how important that makes him for the company?

>>1930213
I think ~30 years of doing 300+ dates a year, the guy has earned his last few years of big paychecks. He was paid shit back in the new generation cos WWF was in serious decline financially, Bret left cos vince couldnt afford to pay him.

UT doesn't have too many active years left in him at this stage, his size means he probably wont live past 70 sadly, and he sure as fuck aint gonna work in a bank for the rest of his life.

>>1930187
Where the hell were you when he literally came out to limp dipshit?

>>1930213
>Vince simply can't let go of his nostalgia.
He's doing what's best for business you pathetic smark. Undertaker is a bigger draw than your indie darlings.

>>1930347
Have you ever seen him wrestle? Or is this just a load of regurgitated bullshit you saw someone else write? His promo is weak but his agility and cardio for someone his size has never been matched in the WWE.

Go look at his buy rates before you start throwing out false claims based on opinion and heresay as well, cos fluff about 'PPVs with him headlining have performed catastrophically' is just verbal diarrhea.

>>1931333
>Undertaker is a bigger draw than your indie darlings.

Not if he wrestled every week, every PPV, every live event. Vince is keeping this guy a attraction.

>>1930384
Who did you like?

>>1930513
Punk was whinging saying 'whats the point in facing Taker at mania? Nobody is gonna believe I will win it anyway' so Taker took offence because it was like Punk was accusing taker of politicking to keep the streak alive, when nothing was further from the truth.

>>1931375
That's entirely wrong and fabricated.

what really happened was Taker didn't like Punk's attire when he was off-screeen, and wanted Punk to dress up properly. Punk spoke back that Cena gets to wear his jorts wherever he goes and called out the double standards. Taketty instantly went crying to Vince and got him buried like a bitch. Dave Meltzer reported on this in detail in 09. Go read up.

>>1931291
He could easily open a chain of gyms in Texas and make a killing. Why he hasn't already is a crime in and of itself.

>>1931405
Because Texas already has way too many GYMs, the profit margins are too low. People don't show up just because a celebrity owns a GYM. Now a restaurant maybe where people wanna get to meet a celeb and also get to eat. That's viable and lucrative business. Learn from Steiner.

>>1931410
Lol Steiner being as big a draw as Taker? Get a clue. Besides he lives in Austin he just has to open 2 and make casual appearances.

>>1931290
I bet the nigga clean toliets like a nigga wishes he could.

FUCK IRREPLACEABLE

>>1931351
>He did for 20 years straight up until the last 5 years you fucking cuck. NOW I'M FUCKING SEETHING.

>>1931422
>He did for 20 years straight

In which time he didn't draw dimes. NONE.

Its only after he went part time he was a attraction.

>>1931416
Steiner is not a bigger name than Taker but he is a smart businessman. There is no money in opening a GYM is texas.

>>1931425
>Neither did Nash, Steiner or Reigns & you anti-smark cucks suck their dicks like there will be no tomorrow.

>>1931427
Fuck that I want to see some credentials pretty boy. If you aint got an MBA or a PHD in ECON I'm walking away swearing you're a fool also post pics of either degree with timestamp.

>>1931436
Nash was part of THE stable that is responsible for the biggest boom period in wrestling history.

Steiner was never pushed as much as Taker.

Roman is very new relative to taker. Can't be comparison.

>>1931436
Point is, Taker did not draw dimes relative to his 25 yr long mega push and protection from Vince.

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surely taker puts over the big dog at mania to create the biggest heat in history

>>1931498
> create the biggest heat in history

The streak ended 2 years ago. There is no heat there anymore. Taker is washed.

>>1931478
>>1931480
Nashetty was carried by Hogan.
>Anti-smarks claiming Nash was responsible for Austin's rise.
Steiner was a midcarder and wasn't that popular during his time. The only reason he is popular now is because people are looking back and comparing his promos to modern day promos which makes him seem based as fuck. Hopefully they savage Roman and don't repush that asshole to the stratosphere like they tried to last time.

>>1930178
Have literal sex ya pinhead

Undertaker is on Smackdown because his opponent next year is BMJ

After BMJ its going to be >>1931498

>>1931425
I've paid plenty of dimes because of Taker.

Went to WM20 from Minneapolis to NYC mostly to see him finally return.

The match was disappointing, I admit. But he has countless other great ones.

>>1931425
im so sick of this fucking meme. At least Taker matches had blood, were memorable, and engaged the crowd. Your fucking indie darlings come out to a dead crowd, cut a scripted, stale promo, and "wrestle" the same old match time and time again.

>>1932467
Hey Mark!

>>1930178
Pajeets still care about him

>>1930339
>AJ drops the belt to Taker
>Cena wins the belt from Taker for #16 at Mania
>AJ wins the belt back from Cena
I dunno. Maybe?

So what the fuck is up with this "le undercarder was always bad" meme, is it just one guy desperate for attention or what.

>>1932503
He was always shit, kid.

>>1932503
Smark revisionist history

>>1932503
>this same faggot posting in every undercarder thread "i-it's j-j-just one g-guy11!!1"

>>1932498
This is actually pretty gud

>>1932509
So you can't be a smark and like the Undertaker now? I'm so confused.

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1932524
But he's an old fuck that Vince carried and was never over :^)

>>1932524
Smarks are all pro undertaker and buy into the "GOAT" myth

Only anti-smarks have exposed him

>>1932467
That's down to shitbooking of this current era. Taker is lucky he was part of an era where they had logical booking, if he debuted now in this era he'd be Bray wyatted in a few months.

>>1932547
So anti-smarks continues to be worthless retards. I gotcha.

The news is on WWE.com right now.

What if the Brothers of Destruction join the tag team match?

How many people actually post this Undercarder thing? Is it just one autist that feels accomplishment for having presence on a whole board?

>>1932725
I have a feeling they'll interrupt the Goldberg vs Lesnar match just so they can set up Goldberg vs Undertaker for Mania

>>1932547
What the hack do you mean with the word "anti-smark"? Seriously! Such a bullshit.

Is an "anti-smark" supposed to be someone who forced himself to forget everything which converted him from mark to smark? If it was possible, said guy would just be a mark.

Is an "anti-smark" supposed to be someone who opposes in principle to everything he considers to be the majoritarian opinion of smarks? Well, then he's just another smark with another opinion who doesn't realise there's no such thing as a majoritarian opinion of smarks.

Seriously, the word "anti-smark" is bullshit. Just get a clue, have sex and take a logic course.

>>1932734
Yep, same with pretty much all the other memes constantly getting forced on this board. Look at the IP counts. There's usually no more than 7 unique posters in any given thread.

>>1930178
Nah, he needs his massive retirement match, but I don't really want to be seeing him fight other than that.

>>1931355
Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Cena and Batista.

>>1930384
>Taketty

Enough

>>1930154
He looks like that guy from MAD

>>1930451
>new stable
>it would literally save wrestling
>never gonna happen
why live

>>1932747
Hey mark

>>1933010
lol all shit except Cena

>>1930681
WCW was killing WWF at the time idiot