Beth Phoenix and Edge got married. How hard is Lita SEETHING?

>everyone getting married
>i'm 23 and never had a girlfriend

where did my life go wrong

>>1925173
>Watching wrestling

>>1925177
>browsing 4chan

>>1925173
not approching any women

>>1925169
This is not new, they have 2 kids together

>>1925169
>Edge is retired, making movies, is married and has a family
>Matt is making wrestlekino, is married (to someone way hotter than Lita) and has a family
>Lita is a charity case that shows up drunk and/or high to shill the Network to this day
Well, at least she still has Punk and an ex that won't leave her in the dust.

>>1925169
Have you seen Beth now? She's a hag.

>>1925173
when you stopped growing at 5'9"
when you retained your virginity
when you quit personal hygiene
when you did not work on your physique

>>1925216

I never reached 5'9, never lost my virginity, hygiene is good, physique doesn't matter cause I'm short. It's almost like you know me. Pretty spooked right now.

>>1925223
Throw a rock in /asp/ and you're bound to hit a manlet.

>>1925173
Being gay is always an option

>>1925223
I'm 5'8'' on a good day and lost my virginity at 16. You have no excuse

>>1925254
>I'm 5'8'' on a good day

You're taller than 80% of women you'll meet... what is that height trying to imply? This manlet meme has all of your heads warped.

>>1925257
still the worst choice of man in any room at any given time. manlet status is manlet status

manlets never drew a dime

>>1925259
>still the worst choice of man in any room at any given time

According to who? You're just making shit up to fit your meme agenda.

>>1925264
According to the average height in the US, which is 5'9 and a half?

>>1925260
>WHO IS CONOR MCGREGOR

>>1925279
Not a professional wrestler?

>>1925281
You said:"manlets never drew a dime"
You didn't say anything about pro wrestling,but in general,so Conor counts

>>1925284
Oh, I'm not the same hilarious memester that posted that, I'm just commenting it's a wrestling thread on the wrestling board, so the validity of a UFC guy as an argument is iffy.

Manlets draw dimes, look at... Wolverine...?

>>1925276

And according to the average height in the US the average woman is 5'3 1/2 so what are you even rambling about? Do you think bitches carry tape measures around?

>wow this guy is 5'11 1/2 not 6' wayyyyyy too short

>>1925257
>>1925264
>>1925309

t. Manlet

>>1925319
5'10 and proud. you seem insecure lad

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>>1925257
>You're taller than 80% of women you'll meet
KEK

>I'm not short! Only one in every five women has to crouch down to make eye level when talking to me!!

>>1925287
RDJr. is like 5'6" and he's worth more $$$ than every WWE Superstar combined.

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>>1925313
While doing everything in his power to not look like a manlet.

My big favorite is how the sets for Tony Stark's mansion in Iron Man 3 were littered with elevated walkways he'd walk around in.

>>1925337
Not when The Rock is the highest paid star on the planet he's not.

>>1925336

Are you talking about yourself or what? At least learn English so we can understand what you're trying to say.

>>1925341
>The Rock
>a WWE Superstar

Johnny Knockout has worked as many WWE matches in the past 3 years as him.

>>1925343
If you don't understand that post, it's not me who needs to learn English, it's you that needs to learn maths.

>>1925347
He can and will still return to "compete" at some big showcase event in the future, though. Of course he still counts as a WWE superstar.

>>1925362
So can Stephen Amell, then... Or the pope...

>>1925336
>I'm not short Only one in every five women has to crouch down to make eye level when talking to me

Okay so you're being passive aggressive about yourself being short... what even was the point of that post? 5'10+ only please. Back to r/short you go.

>>1925366
>r/short is a real thing
>All the posts are "Here's a picture of me and my tall girlfriend"
Loving every laugh.

>>1925371
>people shorter than you have a girlfriend and you have nothing but your hand

Loving every laugh,

>>1925366
>being so short every joke goes over your head

>>1925376
>Be 6'
>Have girlfriend
>No reason to feel insecure and brag about it on the internet other than when being called out by a bootyblasted manlet
Feels good to be me, man.

>thread about roiding monkey getting married with broken neck dyel
>turns into manlet hate
How?

>>1925173
You are still young anon.
I was the same through high school and college. Had like one girlfriend during that time. Ended up meeting a woman at work and married her a few years later. I was 27 when we met, 30 when we got married. I honestly never thought I would meet someone that I would marry. It can happen anon, have faith. There is literally someone out there for everyone.

>>1925173
>>1925216
when you stopped taking a shower
when you stopped lifting weights
when you stopped getting a clue

So both Matt and Edge are happily married. Edge had a stellar career in WWE, including a WM match with the Undertaker and deservedly being put in the HOF. Matt gets to basically do whatever the fuck he wants in TNA with his brother and gets constantly praised for using the most retarded shit from the Hardy show, he even got his father in law a job. Meanwhile Lita got put in the HoF to please the SJWs, is single and has a shitty presenting job in WWE. Lita should kill herself.

>>1925657
>is single
Oh really?

>>1925671
I meant unmarried. She is old now so thats pretty terrible.

Always a girlfriend never a bride

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Lita has aged but she is still beautiful, y'all stop being mean

>>1925173
Kys

>>1925264
I smell a manlet

>>1925554
Manlets are scum and need to be euthanised

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>>1925671
Unless whoring yourself out to smarks after PPVs counts as a relationship, she's a single old hag.

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>>1925806
Matt definitely upgraded

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>>1925169
>>1925637
> cuckterposting

>>1925820
>That makeup

Now post pics of her without it.

I bet she is a 1.5/10

>>1925244
gays have higher standards than women i doubt they would fuck a fat neckbeard

>>1925173
im 27 and havent touched a girl in 10 years

>>1925169
They settled for each other

>>1925812
Then there would be nobody to make fun of.

>>1925961
Lita is a wreck, though. Even with make up, Lita looks like a dried up crackwhore, so anything average is an upgrade at this point.

>>1925169
Lita is the biggest cuck in wrestling history
>Cucked by Matt
>Cucked by Phil
>Cucked by Edge

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>>1925223
Tall girls are less picky about height than short girls(because they're tall and no one likes tall chicks), but if you get jacked you can still make them feel petite like they've always wanted to feel.

What I'm trying to say is, hit the weights and start chatting up 6 foot chicks. Trust me on this.

>>1925614
I like you. Congrats on your marriage anon.

Pic related- Ugly manlet who hit the weights, got a clue, and is now a WWE superstar with a qt wife.