UGHHHHH THICC

How did a complete robot vanilla midget like kidd marry that

>>1925009
thats kidds gimmick on total divas. you know he totally slays that every night

muh dick

>>1925000
>tranny
no thanks

>>1925240
gaaaay

>>1925012

There's no way she doesn't peg Tyson on a nightly basis

>>1925000
God tier, up there with prime steph and thicki james

Why does she look like a MILF even though she has no children?

>>1925304
She's a crazy cat lady and they count as his children

>>1925304

Being a MILF isn't really about having kids as it about a certain kind of look.

It's why teenage mothers aren't MILFs

>>1925252
She has a man jaw and looks like a tranny though

>>1925304
she's old

>>1925540
there's no such thing as a man jaw, otherwise a woman wouldn't have it

>>1925304
Two reasons
1. She's autistic and older than her time socially
2. She's aging like shit

You could probably take away the ILF part but she definitely looks like a mother in her late 30s.

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>>1925539
>teenage mothers aren't MILFs
How the fuck have this concept not clicked in my head all these years

>>1925304
She's a cake/neglected house wife. Based Tyson sits around all day watching puro tapes and fucks her whenever he personally feels like it.

>>1925012
Not really.
They honestly look like they never fuck. Kidd is too busy playing video games and shit. Also did he also say he had ED?

And you can tell that while Natty comes off as a prude, there is a kinky woman inside of her ready to be let out. Too bad she married a man that cannot bring it out of her.

>>1925541
She's 34.

Same age as Nikki and Brie.
3 years older than Charlotte.
1 year older than Eva Marie.
And 2 years younger than Askua.

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>>1925539
>Being a MILF isn't really about having kids

We are approaching critical stupid.

>>1925546
How do you explain a feminine dick then huh?

>>1925601
What the fuck does Kidd do when they fuck? Lay back and think of Cesaro?

>>1925613
I think he is mistaking cougars for milfs. Cougars are hot older women....and yes Nattie does have a Cougar vibe about her.

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>>1925613

Pornstars get labelled as MILFs despite not having kids. MILF is more about the look.

>>1925604
Yeah but they haven't aged like shit aside from asuka

>>1925659
>comparing real life to porn

Mate you really are a dufus.

>>1925613
>gohanfags still haven't killed themselves yet

>>1925733

What's the difference in this context?

>>1925663
Have you seen Eva Marie without makeup?
That girl isn't aging well either. She just hides it under 30lbs of makeup.

>>1925604
by 34 lots of girls has 5 or 6 year olds running around

>>1925659
porn stars get called milfs once they turn 22

>>1925604
nikki and brie are 33 later this month, and asuka is 35

>>1925604
>eva marie 32

what in the fuck i thought she was like 20

>>1925615
t. Retard

>>1925663
>besides asuka
what? I thought she was legit in her 20s, she does not look her age that's for sure

>>1926298
nah she looks 40 something when she's not caked up

>>1926298
worked hard by makeup

>>1926283
Dude she has been in the company like 7 years. She clearly isn't 20.
She also looks old as fuck without makup.

>>1925620
The way his neck is I don't think he could handle sex any more.

Not that he could to begin with.

i liked that one suit Natty wore where pretty much the entire side and part of her ass was showing.

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>>1926743
This one?
Seriously she has some nice outfits.

>>1926857
muh dick

moar of all divas plz

>>1926857
yeah i think that's it phammm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcq2IaUihHE

>>1926876
I assume she isn't wearing panties with that first one.

>tfw they kicked her off the team in her home country

why do they hate her so much?

>>1925835
Their make-up artist is god awful though. He does their make up like their about to go to a drag show and they do it 5-6 days a week and you can tell that it's doing damage to their skin especially Eva.

>>1928660
dayum son where'd ya find this?

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>>1928663
Her instagram, it's like she'd take pics for Tyson and just post them on there

>>1928669
link?

>>1928660
HHNNNGGG

It's too bad she's going to become fat as soon as she retires

Major respect for working out every day to keep that figure, but the Anvil genes too strong.

>>1928665
Would love to just go down on that shit

>>1928665
is that Vince spanking her?

>>1925613
>Watching anime
>Calling anyone stupid

>>1926857
>she actually looks sexy and not like a man
Very rare for her

>>1928739
>nattie
>retiring

>>1928753
IIRC it's Paige

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Nattie is and always has been an underrated waifu.

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>>1925620
Not sure how much of Totally Divas is real or not. But Nattie basically always comes off as if she's starving for the dick.....but Tyson never wants to fuck. No clue why he isn't pounding dat ass every chance he gets?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiZCvjzZ4gU

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>>1925735
>implying I'm a gohanfag

>>1929404
tyson kidd is a faggot that's all. ejaculated prematurely so he is awkward and distant when a woman throws herself at him. Don't lie, a ton of you are the same way.

>>1929404
He just wants to watch wrestling. He also knows that she's related to The Shitman which turns people off

>>1928753
Nikki

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>>1925615
>he fell for the feminine dick meme

>>1925601
>They honestly look like they never fuck. Kidd is too busy playing video games and shit. Also did he also say he had ED?

Most of Total Divas is a work

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thique

>>1930783
HELLOOOOO NURSE!

>>1929404
TD is 100% made up.

>>1930783
why does she have to have such a hobgoblin face

>>1929404
Kidd is fucking hilarious as the dopey manchild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qKJQDAFF5c

>>1929404
can tyson even have sex with his broken freakin neck?

>>1930918
No it's recreated events they already touched on it

>>1931206
No it's entirely scripted. They aren't going to tell marks that though who genuinely think it's real. None of them would have jobs if it was real.

>>1931202
I would assume as long as Nattie doesn't get too rough with him.

>>1932642
she probably pegs him

>>1929404
Because 80's Japanese Wrestling tapes > sex

>>1931039
I miss Cesaro & Kidd they were a great tag team.

>>1929404

>Not sure how much of Totally Divas is real or not.

Reality shows working you more than the main product

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>>1933631
This

The only reason Natalya isn't a smark darling is because of Total Divas; people actually believed she's as much of a bitch IRL as she acts on there.

>billions worked by reality TV in 2016

Just vaporize us all, God. the humanity project flopped, we are so sorry

>>1933666
Natalya isn't a smark darling because she has not one ounce of charisma and is old. All the shiny new toys from NXT have replaced her. She was le underrated worker for years

>>1933682
And neither does Sasha.
Why do people actually like she has charisma? Yet smarks fucking adore her.

>>1933711
Sasha still has the new car smell. Slowly but surely fans will stop caring about her. Everybody is a fair weather cunt that can't stick with one darling for too long

>>1925546
That's a new way I've seen someone justify their homosexuality.

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>>1933631
>Reality shows working you more than the main product
Just Fuck my sides

>>1929410
That's the reason he even met her because he was a mark for the hart family

>>1930783
more please

>>1929394
>you will never stick your face in one of those boots and take a deep inhale
Why fucking live?

>>1934543
Have sex

Total Divas is real. The events might be scripted but the personalities are real.

>None of them would have jobs if it was real.

Wrestlers back in the day have gotten away with stuff hundreds of times worse. Jimmy Snuka literally killed his wife in 1983 and continued to wrestle for nearly a decade. The stuff you see on TD doesn't even scratch the surface of the biz.

>>1935901
>SEETHING

>>1936050
summer rae literally left the show because they had her act like a bitch.

i think *some* of it is "real" but its hard to place.

>>1925009
just b urself

>>1936050
It's not the old days though. Titus O'Neil was suspended for touching a McMahon.

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>>1936050
>Total Divas is real. The events might be scripted but the personalities are real.

You're literally working yourself.