RAW GAMETHREAD #3: Get in here!!

Oh God, not even a minute into his promo and Foley is already talking about the divas.

MICK "MUH WIMMIN" C U C K L E Y

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rumors say that wwe wants these two mexicans in the roster. What do you think /asp/?

THE LIST

Maybe Mick was abused by his daughter, and the only way his traumatized brain can try to let people now is constantly drone on about women's wrestling.

>>1923720
sauce?

>>1923693
Jericho!!!!!!!!

>out smartened
Made me think

>steal the show
wtf i love owens now. divas on suicide watch

Boypussy > girlpussy

>In the mainevent.

What did midcard outlaw tubby neckbeard mean by this

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OUTSMARTENED!

Guess we buried Rusev

Name one Smackdownie wrestler besides Cena and Orton who wouldn't be a jobber on Raw..

>man steals the show

BASED FATASS

So is Mick Foley's gimmick just yelling at wrestlers?

>>1923720
They work for fox sports. They dont know shit about wrestling. Bs

>it's a Mick Foley shouts super loud to illustrate the gravity of the situation episode

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>>1923720
Based Jimena

>stealing the show whether you like it or not Mick

Based Owens BTFO'ing Mick

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>>1923693

Mic is a cuck. But I hate watching him having to ramble his promos. Mic please retire, we can forget about all this wymyns wrestling nonsense and remember the good times.

>>1923753
And sucking the ass of anyone with ovaries

Please don't break up JeriKO for a while I love this team.

Based Y2J working Cuck Foley

>>1923756
>it's a Mick Foley has PTSD episode

I fucking love Jericho

LOCK IT IN MAAAAAAANNNN

Great Triple H???

this fatass really sucks on the mic.

>>1923693
This is so annoying.

LOCK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THE KEY OF JERICHO
LOCK IT IN MANNNN

>Chris "Meme-Machine" Jericho

How the fuck does he do it, boys?
How is he so GOAT?

Rate this raw
8/10

Just trade Jericho to Smackdown so I'll have no reason to watch RAM

>mockery of the cell
>isn't talking about sasha and charlotte

fuck off mick

>they key of jericho
>lock it in maaaaaan

This is the only reason I watch RAW

>>1923762
He needs to go back into boiler rooms playing with rats, pulling his hair out.

Look at these two. Jericho is on top of his game after decades in the business. While foley is broken and mentally scrambled.

Based JeriGOAT saving RAM each week.

His back must be hurting after having to cary this shitshow each week.

It's a "Foley yells like an autist promo" episode

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>not the KEY to victory
Jericho is slipping

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>>1923357
>>1923357
>>1923357

NEW THREAD

LOCK IT IN MAN!!

>>1923778
I'm a huge Smackdown fan and I wouldn't even go that far. Jericho is all RAW has.

>>1923777
1/10 until Jericho
Solid 1.5 now.
Will dip back to a 1 the instant this segment ends.

>>1923757
I need more!! MORE!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ramen injected yet into another title feud

>>1923779
According to forbes sasha and charlotte match was an a, and i agree. Blew the roman reigns match out of the water.

>ruin the integrity of the cell
>implying that the """""""main"""""""" event didn't do that

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BASED BIG DOG

THAT POP FOR THE BIG DOG HOLY SHIT

LOCK IT IN MANNNNNNNNN
Just made this whole event worth watching now.

>>1923784
I don't know what's wrong with him these days

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YES IT'S BASED ROMAN

>>1923793
That match was a fucking shitfest. Easily the worst cell match of the night.
Roman's match was great purely for Rusev laying into him for 20 solid minutes with his top-tier offense.

>>1923786
kys

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BASED BIG DOG! THE ONLY TRUE DRAW ON THE ROSTER. THE BIGGEST YOUTUBE VIEWER DRAW!

Based Roman

>>1923801
This desu, I fell asleep and woke up for this

Worth it

HOLY SHIT YES BASED BIG DOG

MICK FOLEY CONFIRMED A KEK HOLY SHIT

BASED ROMAN WORKING THE ANTI-SOCIAL VIRGINS, ATTA BOY!

Is that Foley, or Roman Sucks chants?

ROMAN SUCKS

>MY WIFE LOVES YOU

KEK FOLEY

DID HE JUST SAY MY WIFE LOVES YOU HOLY FUCK

>My wife loves you

you cant make this stuff up kek

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>my wife loves you

>MY WIFE LOVES YOU

HOLY FUCKING KEK, Cuck Foley.

Can't make this shit up.

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>title isn't visible during entrance
who the fuck carries a strap like that?

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>MY WIFE LOVES YOU

FOLEY LITERALLY CONFIRMING HE'S A KEKOLD

My wife loves ya
>cucked

BASED BIG DOG

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WHERE IS THE HUMAN SPIDER
SAVE_US OF THIS SHIT

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>it's a Jericho finally puts over Roman episode

Jericho's carrying Ramen on the mic.

BASED ROMAN

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MY WIFE LOVES YOU
also nice undershirt
finally ditching armor
thanks Roman

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HOLY SHIT BIG DOG BRINGING THE HEAT

BASED FUCKING JERICHO

>>1923793
>the match where everything feel apart and they had absolutely no clue what to do is an A

Here is your (You).

>>1923807
Romans match had no big moves. It was like two peopleplaying svr and only knowing how to punch and kick. Superman punch .. kick.. etc.

>>1923827
Stone Cold and the Rock did so now Roman has to

ALRIGHT ROMAN

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>MY WIFE LOVES YA
BASED BIG BULL DOG WORKING MS FOLEYS TWAT

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>my wife loves you

>My wife loves you

State of RAM folks

BASED LIST MAN WORKING THE SMARKS

Jericho fucking killing these poor bastards all night long

When you think about it Jericho is just a better Brian Kendrick

look at roman not being terrible on the mic, what a guy

Roman needs to put these Canacucks in their place

>>1923826
YO WHO DIS?

A FUCKING LEAF

Willing to bet Roman is the sole survivor/winner in the Team RAW vs SmackDown Survivor Series match.

Why does Romans face look different?
Something happened.

>>1923854
kelly kelly

>THAT'S A CHEAP POP

KEK

If Braun isn't on team Raw I'll be upset

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>>1923851

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>>1923841

HOW

HOW THE FUCK IS JERICHO SO FUCKING GOOD

Everyone else from the WCW is a drooling flabby retard now.

Poor Jericho mane, the guy does nothing but job these days

>KO: Universal Champion
>Jericho: USA Champion
>JeriKO: Tag team Champions

BOOK THIS

Come on Roman

USA
USA
USA
USA

>Let's say we make it official!
>NO
Fucking jericho

>>1923852
Yeah what the fuck, I actually had a positive reaction to Roman's quips

>Has Jericho ever been US Champion?

Will he finally cement himself as GOAT if he wins all the titles in WWE.

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post >yfw jerigoat beats ramen for the title
>pic related, mfw

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>women's """""""wrestling"""""""""

>>1923865
YES

>>1923864
And yet he is still the most over guy on the roster. Literally comes up with new material on a weekly basis.

What is this fucking gay music?

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>>1923870

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>>1923870

>>1923862
>niggers writing wrestling articles putting over women.
libtards marking out

theyre doing the same shit with the womens title and us champ, switching the beltback and forth mannnn

ITS AMAZING HOW AS SOON AS THE BIG DOG ENTERS, EVEN A SUCK ASS BORING SEGMENT CAN BECOME INSTANTLY INTERESTING. THE BIG DOG BRINGS SO MUCH CREDIBILITY TO THE SHOW.

>>1923876
A FUCKING HORSE

>>1923862
Apollo has betrayed us

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>post yfw Rollins distracts Jericho during the US title match causing Jericho to lose

This is so obvious.

>>1923884
Kek

WTF IS THIS SLIDESHOW SHIT?

LETS GO

>>1923862
>b-b-but they tried their best!

Is there any chance Sami is not winning this fight

Was the Cell match good yesterday I just stopped watching

>>1923862
What the hell does he mean "under the circumstances"? Isn't he basically saying the match was shit but at least they tried?

Charlotte is 20x better than Sasha, she's improved so fucking much.

>>1923881
I ACTUALLY KIND OF AGREE W (you).

>>1923885
nah, rollins and jeriko are done

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WHAT DID RAM MEAN BY THIS?

THANK YOU COMMERCIALS FROM SAVING ME FROM SKA MANS MUSIC

>>1923884
That's Shelton you racist fuck

>>1923885
Idiot. Roman doesn't need a dirty win over Jericho ffs

>>1923887

They never show footage for ppv's when you can still buy and watch

18+

>>1923893
Although even discussing diva shit is a sin for people with testosterone, I agree

>>1923892
He means Women should be given a medal for being Women who do manly things even if they don't do it as well as a man

>>1923892
>Was the Cell match good yesterday I just stopped watching

NOPE. TOO MANY BOTCHES AS ONE WOULD EXPECT FROM THE WOMEN.

>>1923892
It wasn't too bad to be honest, they just couldn't manage to break any tables. not a very good match but definitly better than other matches on the card

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Took awhile but here is the KO one.

Was Sami Zayn even on the PPV last night?

>>1923878
Using the phrase "libtards"

Unironically kill yourself.

BASED SAMI

WE'RE ALREADY AT THE BUMP LIMIT OF THE THREAD. ITS TIME FOR OP TO MAKE A NEW THREAD.

GET ON THE JOB OP.

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>>1923907
>lose weight
11/10

>>1923908
nope

>>1923907
Nice

BRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUN

>Braun squashing half the roster

ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>1923902
They've done it a few times, but it's /rare/

>how popular is WWE!
they wish

Darren Young sighting!

>>1923907
TOP KEK

>>1923907

K E K
E
K

Just got in to watch lads, did I miss anything great, like Y2J being GOAT?

>darren young attire

So it's gotta be Braun right?

>>1923899
That was clearly Bobby Lashley, you Drumpf voting priveliged misogynist.

haha god damn i fucking hate Titus hes so fucking stupid

FUCK JERICHO HIS PROMOS ARE SHIT

>LE LIST XDD

FUCK OFF LEAF

so there's a 100% chance Brawn Strongman is winning this, right?

Is that fucking IRS?

>>1923907
kek.
mass post these later I've missed some and love them

Braun should eliminate 15 dudes in the next Royal Rumble

>>1923927
t. SEETHING Rawtist

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why is darren IRS

>45 seconds of brawling
>AS RAW ROLLS ON

Who is that guy with the shirt?

>>1923929
Literally what I first thought

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ENOUGH WITH THE COMMERCIALS RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1923929
it's bob blacklun

>>1923908
>implying RAW has jobbers on their PPVs

>Commercial break at the start of every match

this is why smack is better by default

Wage slave here, what's Braun doing?

If dubs KO jobs to Roman

>>1923932
He will be defeated by ellsworth.

>>1923931
I'll make a thread at the end of Raw. Anymore requests first two will be my last. Currently working on TJ Perkins.

No Tag Teams.

THEY JUST HAD A COMMERCIAL BREAK

>>1923928
Sami wins by some fuckery of getting Braun over somehow then Braun bitches, feuds with Sami, ends up on team smackdown

>>1923944
Micks wife

Chris Benoit

>commercial break
>2 mins of a match
>commercial break

Why

>>1923907
Shouldn't the "trick or treat?" panel come before the "thank you" panel?

So it looks like it will be JeriKO, Reigns, Rollins, and Strowman for Raw. Who will give us the best chance, Smacklads?

>>1923955
meant for>>1923948

>>1923948
Sasha if she hasn't been done, Nash if she has

Cesaro and Sheamus are fucking great as a tag team

>>1923958
Ells aj bmj. No one else.

I love Brown Strongman

>>1923906
>but definitely better than other matches on the card
This guy gets it.

Holy Fucking Yum.

Neville is looking Thicc.

LE SKA MAN SURVIVES FOREVER

No one sells clotheslines better than Neville

Wasn't Braun Eliminated?

>>1923958
AJ, Dean, Miz, Ziggler, Corbin

ELF BTFO

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>>1923896

>>1923969

Went between the second and third rope, so nope

>>1923969
Middle rope

WE BENOIT FINISH NOW

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>>1923961
Already been done.

>>1923970
Bray should be in the match

>final member

BASED BRAUN

PHEW, FUCKING BASED BRAUN WINS

>Final member

What?
4v4 or a production botch?

just tuned in. whatd i miss?

>Stroman is going to Survivor Series

GOOD!

OH SHIT SMACKLAD WE DON'T HAVE A GUY TO GO AGAINST STROWMAN

BRAWN STRONKMAN FIGHT
BRAWN STRONKMAN WIN

Braun will have
N O
O
impact at survivor series, mark my words

>Final Member
But only 4 have been announced

and jasethy? lol

>>1923984
brawny man beat ginger muslim

>>1923986
LETS GO HARPGOAT

>Great Khali wins the Battle Royale

okay

>>1923986
Time for Ellsworth to show off his development. It's like poetry.

>>1923978
He doesn't really fit into a survivor series style match unless he's leading the faction.

>>1923970
AJ dean kane corbin and ellsworth

>>1923986
HArpGOAT

>>1923990
ANOTHA TITLE SHOT

>>1923986
What the hell are you talking about? We have BMJE

Why did they just advertise Brawn as the last guy? Isn't Survivor Series 5 on 5?

>>1923988
Eliminated via countout

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>>1923986
Yes we do.

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>>1923977
HAD A HORSE FACE
AND I NEIGHED IT

>>1923808
no u

RAWTISTS ARE SO RETARDED THEY ARE GOING WITH 4 GUYS TO A 5V5 KEEEEEEEEEK

EASY SMACKLADS, WE COULD FILL THE FIFTH SPOT WITH ELSWORTH AND STILL WIN KEK

>commercial
>2 mins of match
>commercial
>5 minutes of match, match ends
>commercial

Fucking RAM

>>1924003

LYL

GAMETHREAD - 4


>>1924001
>>1924001
>>1924001
>>1924001

GET IN HERE. STREAM AVAILABLE.

>>1924002
REMATCH OF THE CENTURY

>>1924000
I think it's 4v4.

>>1924013
Well that's shittyer

>>1923977
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>1924006
>state of RAM

>>1924002
>30 second match

Nah.

>>1924011
You're like 70 posts early you cuck

>>1924002
>not saving that rematch for Wrestlemania

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>>1924011
You can't even link the official /asp/ stream you irresponsible muppet.

>>1923991
I meant the whole show

Byron looks comfy

What the fuck is Byron wearing?

Based Byron in a onesie

>charles wright

These New Day costumes are actually based

BASED NEW DAY AS ALL GIMMICKS OF CHARLES WRIGHT

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>all 3 versions of Charles Wright

>RIP in peace

>RIP IN PEACE

HOLY FUCK

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>New Day aren't dropping the titles until Mania

GAMETHREAD - 4


>>1924001
>>1924001
>>1924001
>>1924001

GET IN HERE. STREAM AVAILABLE.

>Papa Shango
>The Godfather
>The Nation Godfather

Based New DAY

Wow this segment's pretty long

>The Vaudevillains

Who?

>drew gulak

>>1924062
Takes a while for them to tape the ropes purple. There will be another long segment after the cruiserweights too.

Thank god october is over

Another 6 man tag team match PLAYA

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>>1924077
FUCKING KEK they can't even get these jobbers 2 second entrances right

STOP WITH THESE SKELETONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So...Metalik didint sign either?

>>1924108
He's finishing up his prior commitments in mexico