MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #1

>first for Womens' HITC was a 10/10 match

First for based /smack/ already winning.

Based Booker about to trigger the alt-right manlets

Fourth for based /smack/

can't wait to watch the b-show and complain about it all night on the internet

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Who here /cumfy/ ready to pass out (you)'s to all

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>>1923083
>alt-right

>>1923087
That's my /smack/ boy

blah blah blah blah goldberg shows up at 10:58

see you then

Raw or two and a half men what should I watch?

>watching RAW after that dogshit PPV

battered housewifes

History making
Womens Revolution
Eddie
Litle Girl
First ever
Mia

It's gonna be a shitstorm

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>>1923066
Happy Halloween /wwe/! I'm making some of these shifty edits for this occasion. Any requests? I have another one done.

Trick or Street Fight Match


Really? I'm sorry Gallows and Anderson

Who /notwatchingbutstillshitpostingwaitingforsmack/ here?

>>1923095

Literally this. Only cucks and pajeets watch RAM

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what anime is /asp/ watching this season?

>>1923093
BTFO

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>>1923097

>Starting with Goldberg

Thanks you based vince. we can leave this shit early.

>actually starting out with Goldberg

huh

OH SHIT WE STARTIN OFF HOT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>1923106
Drifters, my man.

GOOOOOOOOLDBERG

FUCKING BASED VINCE STARTING THE PPV OFF WITH THE MAIN EVENT AND NOW STARTING RAW WITH GOLDBERG

FUCKING BASED I GET TO SKIP ALL THE FUCKING SHIT

>>1923093
the state of (you)

>>1923106
All are shit

GOLDBERRRRG

>Starting with the reason people tune in

lmao are you ready for that sub 1.0 third hour

he better take his shirt off and reveal that he is cut as fuck

imagine being a mark for this old fuck

>>1923093
ANON BTFO

Hey they PPV was so shitty they have to have a good RAW this week eh guys

Goldberg seems to be very cold tonight

>>1923108
Keep these coming, anon.

that perfectly timed kick and pyro. Unffff.

>>1923093
Lel

Fuck this shit crowd can't even keep a Goldberg chat going

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>exploding on the walk to the ring

>>1923126
Coldberg

Goldberg already gigged

I thought they were chanting Oldberg kek

>raw so desperate that they send Goldberg out right away

Another win for Smackdown, lads

>>1923126
He was p chilly last time too. Hope he's ok

NIGGA IS SWEATIN BULLETS

goldberg more like oldberg lmao

he's already sweating

>>1923093
Wrong.

>Paul Cringeman

Can he just stop now? He's literally embarrassing to hear speak. No heat, no pops, just pure TJP-tier cringe.

HOLY SHIT, Goldberg's bleeding from walking into the ring.

WELP.

Based jew

>>1923123
Imagine being under 18 wait...

>>1923125
you're delusional if you think this raw will be good

>>1923139
Someone get him some hot cocoa

Literally the same Heyman promo

LMAO HE'S ACTUALLY CUTTING THE SAME PROMO FROM LAST WEEK

HAYMAN DETERMINED TO GET BOO'S

>Heyman coming out to get the reaction he wanted last week

Oh god they are trying this again.

I will only shitpost here and watch until the final 30 mins
keep me posted

Anyone got a decent stream for this shit?

lel paul doing the same promo

>women stink up the main event so bad they dont even get to open the show

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JEW ON JEW VIOLENCE

>>1923154
it's working though

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>people are actually excited about oldberg

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>Trying to cut the same promo that failed last week

Yeah sure its working now but come on

why is my stream playin intervention??????????

STREAM WHERE PLZ

JEW SPEARS JEW

>>1923164
no its not

>>1923163
18+

>>1923160
lol

yeah how odd

>>1923163
Goldberg has presence like none of the young guys have.
If you can't appreciate him being back just for the pure spectacle and rarity of the occasion, I don't know what to tell you my man.

(((Goldberg))) vs (((Heyman))).

Smarkbuster missing right now

>>1923149
The heat seems to be escaping from his head. A hat would work too

inb4 Goldberg heel turn and formation of based Jew stable that go on to crush muslim slime like Sami Zayn

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Is the cruiser weight division the biggest misstep WWE has had since the lackluster brand split?

Yes, yes it is.

Dude, Goldberg is old as fuck

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Reply to this post or be cursed by Pharoah Mo'Jo to never be hype again

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>mfw Brock goes off the script at SS and legitimately kicks Goldberg's ass

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>Jews opening the show

>>1923166
9.99 a month

Gallows & Anderson better dress up as the Bushwhackers

>>1923106

This season is awful.
Pretty much only watching Drifters.

>>1923163
We have very little left to get hyped over lately, give us a break

>three more weeks of this shit

fucking state of RAM

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If a jew kills another jew is it still a genocide?

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What the fuck happened to Ace Stream?

Why is there just an eternal advertisement that I can't even see playing?

Why can't I watch any fucking streams?

GOLDBERG CONFIRMED JACKED

HYPE

anyone got a stream? woo not working

>inb4 costume

goldberg has such huge shoulders

Inb4 someone dressed up as lesnar

odds on goldie talking off that shirt?

Bill looks a lot lankier than I imagined

BASED HEYMAN WORKING THE MARKS

GONNA NEED A WEBM OF THE BIG JEW CLASPING HIS HANDS TOGETHER

how pissed would you be for a halloween costume of brock

>it's a pretend Brock is here episode

Heyman is the GOAT hype man.

Lel based Heyman working everyone

>le little jew man strikes again

BASED SNEAKY JEW

TRICK OR TREAT MOTHERFUCKERS

>he's not actually there

Wow nobody saw that coming epic ruse cringeman

shows you how desperate they are to turn brock/heyman heel

>my wifes son

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Jews always win

heyman should've dressed up as the penguin. its the perfect look for him

>tfw worked

GOT EEEEMMMMMMM

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>I'm just an advocate!

BASED RURU

BASED RURU

NO DON'T FEED RUSEV

Stream...

http://vipbox.so/boxing/watch-253387-wwe-monday-night-raw-live?l=3057727925

OH FUCK

BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU BASED RU RU

BASED RURU GONNA MAKE GOLDBERG LOOK STRONG

>opening Goldberg so I dont have to watch the rest of the show

Thank you based Vince

RUSEV UDRYA

Based Paul Working the Smarks

>>1923106
Drifters, Haikyuu, All Out, and Yuri on Ice.

RUSEV TO THE RESCUE

It's Fukin hymen not heymen

Is Rusev a Paul Heyman guy?

>Now Ruru

Jesus christ what's going on? this is good, very good

Ruru gon get speared

Feeding rusev to Goldberg? FUCK this

RURU ABOUT TO OBLITERATE OLDBERG

BASED RURU WILL TAKE ON THE JEW
absolute madman

RuRu getting fed. RIP

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>Vince using this washed up nobody who was just a stepping stone for Kevin Nash and even Jeff Jarrett

HOOLLLY SHIT RUSEV BURIED HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

why does rusev have a tattoo of the eifel tower?

What was the crowd just chanting?

>feeding Rusev to Goldberg

Who did Rusev piss off again?
Vince still mad he married Lana?

>Rusev in a promo/segment with Goldberg and Heyman

This is a display of faith that makes me happy. But he's just gonna get spear'd.

>we want lana

Do marks not realize they're fucking this very talented guy over just to wedge in their epin chants?

Post yfw Goldberg and Rusev form a tag team

Mule Kick Party

>I'M GOLDBERG GOY

OY VEY

>>1923238
oldberg

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>>1923224

IM GOLDBERG BOI

if roman interrupts im gonna cum

Can't wait for Roman to come out next

NEW LEGIT Stream

http://vipbox.so/boxing/watch-253379-wwe-monday-night-raw-live?l=3057727925

>Ruru spittin hot fire

>>1923239
Hell yeah

He got in the way of kayfabe

RUSEV TELLING IT LIKE IT IS THANK YOU BASED RUSEV

>WHAT

Wrestling audiences need to be gassed

Oh thats why he tweeted WCW

>>1923217
Just shows intervention like my stream

goldberg jackhammered gallows a few years ago at an idie show

Rusev is losing considerable bodyfat.
Lookin cut, cuz

It's a Based Ruru selling a spear like a god episode

>Rusev jobbing to Goldberg

RUSEV DESERVES BETTER

#GIVERUSEVACHANCE

>WHAT chants

The entire audience should kill themselves desu

>vince not booking Brock vs Ruru instead of this washed up nobody Jew

what a gay fucking promo

>STRENGTH AND EXPLOSIVENESS
t. vince

CAN THIS FUCKING "BIG DOG IS THE BEST" MEME FINNISH ALREADY?

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

>>1923255

shit, forgot about that

>>1923250
Also: disable all adblock before using Stream link.

Goldberg BTFO

When did Rusev turn face? He's great.

RUSEV the truth

>>1923259
Rusev sells so fkin good, famalam

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Why does Goldberg keep pulling that stupid fucking face, it makes him look like this guy.

LMAO @ Botchberg

HE FUCKING FELL KEK

>goldberg falling over

>tfw have to wait fifteen years for Rusev to get his Hall of Pain push

Also Goldberg fuckin slipped

HE COLLAPSED WHILE THROWING THE KNEES

ITS ALL OVER, THE HYPE IS DEAD

>>1923258

Nigga lookin joocy as fuk
Cuz

OH SHIT

>Goldberg falls down from his own attack

OLDBERG FUCKING FELL.

GOLDBERG SLIPPED LOL

>oldberg falling down

That was just terrible oldberg

fell over then couldnt hold him up for even a few seconds.

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THAT SPEAR

OLDBERG CONFIRMED

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FUCKING

BURIED

why does goldberg get TWO themes?

Roman's spear > Goldberg's

Vince fucked up. should have sent roman as the sacrificial lamb. place would have went fucking insane

SLIPBERG

Kendrick vs Jerigoat

>Burying one of your best talents for the sake of putting an old man over

Fuck WWE

>SLIPPY G

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>attacking an advocate

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAM

Get the fuck off my screen Byron

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

>Byrons outfit

SHUCKY DUCKY

QUACK QUACK

Fucking hell Byron

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welp, Goldberg's getting buried by Brock for sure

>>1923279
Prob on that wini/var/primo clen stack, bruh

the fuck are these retards wearing

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>Byron

sweating like a nigger on a rape charge and all he did was a fucking jackhammer and a spear. The match is going to be a trainwreck.

>Byron Saxton's onesie

FUCKING KEK

camerawork completely missed the jack hammer and spear

BRAVO
BRAVASIMMO DUNN

FAGGOT

>the city of Byron

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HAHAHAHAHA
RAW ABSOLUTLY FINISHED

>falls down throwing knees
>shit-tier spear

This match is gonna be pure, pure kek.

>>1923291

probably some copyright nonsense from back in the day

that was the weakest spear muh dude oh shit

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JUST

WHAT THE HELL BYRON

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>>1923256

this -->>

>>1923250

>That onesie
wtf i love Byron now

that was the height of the show besides the jeriko segment tonight

can safely watch anything else now

calling it


smackdown
wins

>no Roman

WWE had one fucking job

Idiots.

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>show hasn't even begun
>already botching

the state of raw

>mick foley
Can this fucker just not show up for one week?

>Seth buried by Triple H and Jericho

how will people ever take him seriously now?

>trick or street fight

I'm cringing already

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>Foley

pls stop

Well, not everything can't be good

>>1923315
he isn't going to go full power against paul heyman

>>1923320
>watch the opening live
>just watch the JeriKO segment on youtube or whatever the next day

The only way to watch RAM.

>Trick or Street fight

Oh I thought we were gonna do something fun tonight but I guess we can just keep doing nothing

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>Trick or Street

Okay, that's it for me, see you all tomorrow.

Who here /happy that Rusev is getting chances in segments with Goldberg but don't want to see him get jobbed out to an old man who can't throw knees without slipping like he's fucking bambi/ here

Poor Rusev

>Trick or Street Fight

Fuck off.

>Bongistan commercials

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its time to stop raw its over

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Smackdown is winning earlier and earlier each week

>>1923325
Like he has anything else going on in his life.

>>1923334
>not watching RAW on based 70 inch tv while eating snacks and shitposting with other fags
only way, pleb

>>1923337

He got made to look like a fucking idiot, literally jobber tier.

>Trick or Street fight

HAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1923330
>>1923335
>>1923340
They can actually be really fun if the guys in them are good.
>Enzo
>Gallows
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1923337
Rusev getting that spotlight.
Then again dolph did the same shit with Rock when he would show up...I'm a bit torn. Ruru deserves gold tier

>>1923313
>>1923315
Heyman isn't going to take that bump full force you stupid idiots, Goldberg purposely pulled it to not kill him

Rusev and Roman tag team vs Oldberg and Roids Lesnar

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Have another one.

G G Guys, you know. . . there's nothing interesting to watch. We can leave this crap now

>>1923356

kek

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>>1923343
it cant get any easier, since it was a raw ppv last night they getting two Ls in two nights in a row

wew watching goldberg fall down was embarassing. crowd really died there. lame jackhammer too, didnt even hold him. They really should have gotten a guy like Bo Dallas

>I'm a nigger shirt
THAT'S NOT PG

>Trick or Street Fight.
>Mid match, the New Day come out with masks on and plastic pumpkin buckets full of booty-os.
>smacks Gallows over the head with the bucket causing a DQ.
>New Day and SAWFT dance for 5 minutes.

Fast /asp/, Going to a party in an hour, whats the best Wrestling custome I can make?

>>1923352
>he meant to half-botch his signature move!

Is this rawtism

>>1923333
Sure but lets face it Heyman has lots of cushion, Goldberg could have at least thrown him off his feet a little, instead he literally just pushed him sideways

GAMETHREAD -2

>>1923357
>>1923357
>>1923357

GET IN HERE. STREAM AVAILABLE.

>>1923337
Meh.
I don't get the Rusevvetties in /asp/ - he's just a boring Eastern European who needs Lana to be relevant. If it wasn't for Wade he would have been the forgettable member of LoN

>>1923106
TAIGA MASKU

>>1923356
Fucking Kek

>>1923365

>implying New Day won't turn heel

These two are so bad

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>Smashing Pumpkins
Corgan reference?

>>1923366
you arent going to a party or you would have done something about the costume already

>smashing pumpkins
BIG TUNES CONFIRMED

>>1923358
Why would I leave the A show?

>Gallows not dressed as fake Kane


Raw fucking sucks

>>1923358
>Halloween
>WWE
Some people just hate fun and /cumfy/ shit

>Buzz and Woody

>>1923369
Too early my nigga

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>enzo on the mic

I'm not huge on Enzo and Cass but at least they're dressed up

Everyone should be in costume tonight

someone got paid to write this

cass looks ridicilous

Enzo and Cass are over like it or no

match theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTm4CO6cASA

GAMETHREAD -2


>>1923357
>>1923357
>>1923357
>>1923357

GET IN HERE. STREAM AVAILABLE.

>>1923367
Just facts my man, what makes you think he's going to stiff a non-wrestler like Heyman?

no excuses for the slip though

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>>1923388
Much better than Phil.

>>1923389
The New Day will probably be the only other people in costume

Pretty sure anything he Machine gun has to say is 100% more funny than any Enzo segment.

When is he going to recieve the push he deserves?

>>1923395
The chant is over, not them. Just like Daniel Bryan.

>>1923398
Just wait a little bit. It's too early my nigga

So Cass just said he wanted to see some big dicks

man enzo and cass are so over

how long until vince disbands them to give big cass a solo mega push?

why the fuck is Enzo fighting again, it's always him and Cass just stands there, Gallows and Cass should be fighting

why is a 6'9" guy selling to a 5'5" guy?

Why did Gallows shove an apple in his mouth when he was held in the water?

How tall is Enzo?

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>>1923398
there's no need for a new thread when this one is still on the first page tho

jesus christ that finish HAHA gallows is fucking horrible

>>1923447
5'11

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>That deep voice
>That beard
>That height
>Those muscles
>Those tats

Holy Fucking Yum, I want Braun to cum inside my girlpucci

>>1923685
cringe