Meltz

Based Meltz is always right...uhh sometimes...hmm most of the time...maybe?

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>>1921591
Just for this one day leltzer is not a cuck

>yfw Vince was against the women main eventing from the beginning

>was so bad
correct
>screwed up their chances
nope, it'll happen again as the match received mostly postitive reviews

Can you post the full episode? Yes he's right, the match was an embarrassment and the finish was met with complete silence. The ppv ended in fucking silence

>>1921609

https://youtu.be/vq39F82RADw

There's some TNA stuff at the start but they go straight into the main event after that.

>Bayley more over than Sasha
Meltz is stuck in 2015

>>1921614
Thx

>>1921595
Big Dick Meltz is always right about women. There's one time he tweeted about bayley looking like your mother's friend instead of your big sister, and the ensuing butthurt lasted 3 days.

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meltz only really cares about Bayley cause muh san jose

rest of the division doesn't even really exist to him

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>>1921637
based
He's right too
them spic genes

>>1921638
Why is he sitting on the edge of his chair? Seems like an uncomfortable position.

>>1921591
what are his sources anyway?

>>1921638
>implying
he's a giant asuka mark

>>1921591
BASED BIG DICK

>>1921637
>right about women
>handed out 5 star ratings like they were candy to nips in the 90s
He's only rational about WWE women because he has extremely strong yellow fever

>>1921650
who isn't in the division or even the roster right now what's your point

>>1921655
You've watched how many of those matches?

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>>1921637
>based big dick Dave bringing the bantz

B A S E D
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>>1921686
Why would I waste my time watching old divashit

>>1921692
Yeah, clearly you're too busy having opinions about stuff you've never even watched.

>>1921700
Seen one you've seen them all

I like the booking though
>first womens main event
>first womens hell in a cell
>in sasha's hometown

and she loses clean i don't care for Charles but if she keeps this up I'm going to have to write her a handwritten note.

Women can't wrestle.
Sasha, Charlotte, Trish, Lita, Aja, Bull, none of them.
The women's wrestling experiment officially ended last night.
Rejoice in the memes, boys.
We did it.
Based us.

And no one can accuse Big Dick Dave of being a sexist since he loves based joshis. Pretty sure he's even given a match or two the 5 star rating.

>>1921709
>or 2
Manami alone has like 17 from him

>>1921702
I could say the same of your posts: they're all equally petulant & idiotic.

>>1921702
>THE STATE OF WWE FAGS

holy shit i knew you all had cocks for brains but being this retarded is just impossible

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>big dick dave
>based joshis

>>1921709
>These two are probably a decade ahead of their time when it comes to putting together a match. It was so good, in some ways too good, in that the people were just in awe of it to the point they could barely react. The moves were all new so people had no idea what was coming next. Toyota's performance in this match, and for 1992 in general, can't even be given words to describe it although she is the outstanding wrestler of 1992, male or female.

He then gave the match *****+++
Dave loves joshi

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>These two are probably a decade ahead of their time when it comes to putting together a match. It was so good, in some ways too good, in that the people were just in awe of it to the point they could barely react. The moves were all new so people had no idea what was coming next. Toyota's performance in this match, and for 1992 in general, can't even be given words to describe it although she is the outstanding wrestler of 1992, male or female.

>>1921727
Talk about marking out, wew.

>trailer park marks getting triggered

So, is women's wrestling finished now

>>1921706
You should write it to Ric. He's why this keeps happening

>>1921745
Until the next batch of NXT call ups and the neckbeards fall in love again. Ember, Nikki and the Aussies. The new horsewomen

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>>1921727
>giving five stars to divashit

lmao what

>>1921720
>>1921728
BASED BIG DICK Meltz working the /wwe/ babbys!

Thanks for that pair of tasty (You)'s

>>1921752
>>1921754
and ANOTHER ONE

>>1921727
>can't even be given words to describe
NEVER IN MY LIFE

>>1921751
The 4 Horsewomen were mostly homegrown but.

>>1921727
>never in my life have I felt an energy like when Manami Toyota didn't botch for 20 minutes, she was like a diva pied piper

>>1921727
How thirsty is Dave?

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>>1921727
>Toyota's performance in this match, and for 1992 in general, can't even be given words to describe it although she is the outstanding wrestler of 1992, male or female.

>>1921762
Dusty is dead now so no more homegrown women

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>>1921771
YO YO YO-YO-YO-YO YO

>>1921776
>fucking Enzo

into the trash

>>1921745
After Asuka and Mickie blow the fuck out of Charles and Sasha

>>1921777
Don't be jelly that he left you...

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>>1921780
Who left me

>>1921745
On RAM yes. It's still pretty fun on Smackdown and NXT

I'm pissed they keep taking down all my observer channels I go to on youtube. Anyone got a reliable one?

Big dick meltz btfo'ing the wiminz

if u were archie would you have wifed betty or veronica?

>>1921601
It received positive reviews the way the 2016 Ghostbusters did. Everyone hated it but no one wants to seem like a misogynist.

>>1921855
This right here

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>>1921855
This. It's emperor's new clothes type of situation.

>>1921591
If having bad matches kept women from getting shoved down our throats they wouldn't be main eventing a PPV to begin with, would they?

>>1921877
Is Big C-U-C-K

>>1921882
Hey, women can be funny, get over it.

I'm normally the first to dismiss Meltzer's opinions and call anyone who takes them seriously a loser. But since this time they conveniently line up with my own opinions, I'm going to hop on the Big Dick Meltzer train and say he's the fucking bomb.

>>1921707
But we didn't do shit. Steph did all the job, she singlehandely screwed the women division

When did le meltz start roiding? lol, another try-hard manlet.

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Post your face when the women's revolution is kill

>>1921655
>>1921686

I watched a bunch and the only agreeable 5 star ratings was Manami Toyota vs Kyoko Inoue in 92. The others were great, though.

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>>1921929
about damn time

>>1921882
I hate that jew faggot, i stopped buying bud light thanks to those ads

THANK YOU BIG DAVE
"DICK DYNAMO" DAVE "MONSTER MEMBER" MELZTER PUTTING SASHIT ON BLAST

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>>1921937
>buying bud light to begin with

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>>1921929

So what's the fall out from this? Any good spergy tweets from fat smarks?

>>1921655
I believe that quite a few of the matches that Meltzer gave 5 stars didn't deserve them (and that there were better matches that Meltzer only gave 4 and a half to 4 and three quarters), but you have to be absolutely out of your fucking mind if you go watch those matches and you think that the majority of them weren't great at the very least.

You can answer with a fedora or a outlaw wrestling or whatever cool bait the anti-smarks are into today, but if you like wrestling enough to shitpost about it on /asp/, you're seriously missing out by not watching at least some of those on youtube.

>>1921591
WTF I love Big D Meltzer now!

>>1921591
wtf I love meltz now

>>1921591

No one cares about stupid womens wrestling no matter how much they try to shove it down our throats.

>>1922222
nice digits

did mick have any cucky tweets?

>>1921591

Uhhh you know maybe sometimes you need to stop posting this wootist crap on here.

>>1922209
>>1922216
>>1922222

Seek weight training exercises

>>1922273
seek anti hair loss treatment sasha

>>1921594
Why does he always stutter and sound so unsure of himself?

Has he done too much drugs?

>>1922409
he has legitimate autism

>>1921637
What he was saying was that they needed to call up Bayley months ago (this was before Summerslam) because her current gimmick was ridiculously over with everybody, but it had a shelf life. What he was saying was that she had a unique connection with the audience and they needed to call her up and make use of it before she got too old for the gimmick to work anymore and they needed to come up with something else.

For some reason, people took this to mean like, he thought female wrestlers were only worth their looks, or that Bayley was only gonna be around for a little while longer or something. Even though Meltzer is about as pro-Bayley a guy as you'll find and was screaming for them to call her up for most of this year. It was bizarre.

I think the decision for them to go on last was due to a lack of competition down the card. In terms of the build, the women's match was the best of a bad bunch. Should they find themselves in this position again, I'm sure they'll go on last.

>>1921709
He thinks Asuka's the best worker in the entire company and he thinks Shirai and Hojo are two of the best wrestlers in the world, so, yeah, he's a joshi mark.

>>1921591
I called Dave a faggot right to his face once about 4 years ago. He said "Uhhh okay?" and I laughed a belly laugh before walking away.

What a cuck, no wonder most /asp/ies look up to him.

>match with no build left the fans not giving a shit

SHOCKING

>>1922531

He probably thought you had assburgers and didn't want to hurt your feelings in front of your mom.
thoughtful on his part.

>>1921638
>Wrestling Observer
>doesn't have one wrestling poster on the wall

Wow.

>>1921591
uhh we will have to wait and see y'know