Hell in A Cell Gamethread #1

>>1915656
it's not even close to the time.
Get your shit together OP

fuck off triphammer i was supposed to post it

this is going to fucking suck

I SAGED IT ONCE I SAGED IT TWICE IT AINT MY LAST ONE
TRIP'S JUST MAD BRUH CAUSE HE AINT NEVER GOT NONE

triphammer stop

I'm gonna ban you, Triphammer, if you don't let FBI post the gamethread

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THE MONEY COME
THE MONEY COOOOME
YEAH THE MONEY COME
OH WHEN THE MONEY COOOOME
I DID IT ONCE I DID IT TWICE IT AINT MY LAST ONE
YOU JUST MAD BRUH CUZ YOU AINT NEVER HAD NONE
THREE CAR GARAGE
FILLED WITH PORCHSES
918 SPYDERS
800 HORSES (WOO)
STATE KILLIN MY POSITION WHEN IM SWITCHIN HATS
BUT JORDAN'S SWITCHING FROM THE BALL TO THE CLUBS TO BATS
RUBBER BANDS ROUND STACKS RUBBER BANDS ROUND
STACKS
SO FAT I CANT FIT MY HANDS ROUND EM
IN DEMAND CHECK THE STATS ON MY PLAQUES COUNT EM
THEY WANNA COME FOR ME?
WATCH HOW I DANCE ROUND EM
THE MONEY COME
THE MONEY COOOOME
YEAH THE MONEY COME
OH WHEN THE MONEY COOOOME
I DID IT ONCE I DID IT TWICE IT AINT MY LAST ONE
YOU JUST MAD BRUH CUZ YOU AINT NEVER HAD NONE
THE MONEY COME
THE MONEY COOOOME
YEAH THE MONEY COME
OH WHEN THEMONEY COOOOME
COMPARE MY LIFE TO YOURS
YEAH IT'S SAD HUH
YOU JUST MAD CAUSE YOU AINT NEVER HAD ONE

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>>1915663
feeling mischievous today FBI?

Actuall autism ITT

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>>1915704

God is this what Raw fanbase had devolved into

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reminder Benoit is in the four horsemen and they never gave him the HoF ring posthumously

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https://discord.gg/jm67X

>it's a carter/deancuck samefags thread

i literally don't give a shit about any match on the card

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>It's another "best athlete in the company isn't even on the pre-show" PPV

Your predictions?

0. Nese, Daivari & Gulak v. Dorado, Sin Cara & Alexander
1. TJ Perkins v. The Brian Kendrick
2. Enzo & Cass v. Anderson & Gallows
3. Rusev v. Reigns
4. Banks v. Charlotte
5. Rollins v. Owens
6. The New Day v. Bebop & Rocksteady
7. Bayley v. Dana Brooke
8 (probably not booked yet). Sami Zayn v. Braun Strowman

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>>1915711
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE FLIP FLAPS!

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based

>>1915745
If only he could talk

>>1915829
If only he looked somewhat like a human being

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>>1915844
Based Geordie is fucking gorgeous, you take that shit back right now

>>1915863
Sorry I didn't mean it please don't hurt me

this is hilarious. Roman will open the show and I get to turn off the tv 2 hours early.

THANK YOU BASED VINCE

its not fair. based big dog should be main eventing. only he can save this company

>It's a one guy creates tripnames for all of his multiple personalities thread

>>1915913
Why did he do that

>>1915677
TITO, DICK, DICKMAN BABY
HE MAKES MONEY AND LOVES THE LADIES

>>1915863
he looks like a fucking gremlin

>>1915913
Really makes you think.

>>1915888
They literally took him off Raw just to give the Galactic Championship and """"""women's wrestling"""""" a chance

Kevin Dunn did not like Based Big Dog hogging all the spotlight despite being in the midcard

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>>1915663
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>>1915677
>>1915682
OP samefagging to make up for his lack of friends in real life


Oh and hi Tino.

KYS if you are watching this SJW fest over, TWD, Westworld or SNF tonight.

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>>1916090
So anybody staying long enough for Charlotte to defy Vince's order and still do the moonsalt off top of the cell?

>>1916049
lol Kevin Dunn is Roman's biggest fan.

>>1916095
Charlottes moonsault is actually great

>>1916098
>Triple H is Roman's biggest fan.
Fixed

>>1916102
She has good form through the air, but lands really poorly.
That webm was a really shit landing.
She'd kill herself at any meaningful height.

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>>1915715
post more cute catboys

Over under on the number of times someone says "making history" tonight?

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>>1916102
>Tfw you are Godfather and you got this ass facing you but then you remember that Lita has one of the worst moonsalts ever done and so you get kicked in the head.

I never did like Lita's moonsalts they are dangerous

>>1916114
happy they didn't spam him being le epin trap in the show
pretty good character

>>1916123
That almost looks cool. Like it was supposed to be a kick to the head,

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When are we going to see Brooklyn Brawler push? He is much more powerful than HHH even got a pin on him.

Nicki's STF looked better than Cena's

>>1915656
When does the show start? 7pm or 8pm?

>>1916327
8pm est for the actual ppv 7pm est for the kickoff garbage

>>1916327
Preshow starts at 7pm est

>>1915656
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>>1916332
Owensmark, you want the next thread?

Bumping for sticky justice.

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Kickoff started lets get the shitposting started!

I can't decide between this or the Eagles game

Renee's such a qt

Big Dog and RuRu are literally all I care about on this show.

>>1915656
Your Shucky Ducky Quack Quck prediction for Universal Champion Match?

Owens via help from Stephanie.

>Sin Cara is the biggest name in a 6 man match
Holy nobodies!

Bayley!

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>we want some bayley

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Who is preshow?

Fuck me! I've not seen one physically fit fan yet. All fat sweaty neckbeards.

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>>1916363
If you're an eagles fan I'd recommend HIAC. If you're a Cowboys fan I'd recommend the game.

>Sin Cara in a 6 man tag team match with literally whos

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who /a/ here?

Fucking hell Booker cannot speak English.

>No playing
>No jobbing
What did Booker T mean by this?

>>1916374
>>1916394
> I don't watch any of the shows and am proud about it

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>>1916388

Missing the Pre-Show Stopper Beautiful Based Guy Ryback right now. These midgets have got to go.

HECK IN A BOX

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mfw an american was fat near me

Owens is boring as fuck since he's champ.

>>1916388
You're surprised? it's been like that for years now.

This confirms it then. Women going on last.

Is this website as a whole a lot slower or is just my connection?

>>1916409
That's because it's the Chris Jericho show now. Just look at this promo package.

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Let's see what /asp/ thought as a whole shall we?

>>1916410
I only really watch PPVs now, but normally it's a mixture of a cutie, a behemoth of a girl, fat sweaty neckbeard and an alright guy. Today it's just all fat. Must be the women headlining attracting the whiteknight neckbeards.

>>1916413
this site is going to shit

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>>1916047
Yes, but a really hot gremlin that you'd make sweet love to

>>1916416
why would owens win when was pinned along with his best friend clean last raw

>>1916416
>11 guys think New Gay are losing
>that Club hope refusing to fade

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Who will Based Big Dog face next for his United States title?

>>1916413
the site is just bad, not your connection

>>1916417
>WWE event in 2016
>a cutie

Nah.

>>1916422
Because he'll pin Jericho started a feud with him.

>>1916422
50/50 booking, guy who loses on the go home show almost always wins the PPV match

>>1916416
Seems I voted for all the popular ones to win. A little surprising that Kendrick is the favorite though.

>>1916424
Shinsuke Nakameme is getting called up and Based Big Dog will go over to work the smarks harder.

>4 threads on the front page dedicated to the women's HIAC match

MAKING HISTORY
DRAWING DIMES

>>1916426
Times really have changed...

Only unevolved african gened niggers watch pre-shows.

>>1916432
>ROMAN I WANT TITRE MATCH
>SPEAK ENGLISH MY MAN

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So, anybody else from /a/ here?

>>1916398
OOOHHAHHHHBLOOBLLLUUUOOHHAHHH MACKLE, AHHHBLRRRLUUUBLAARAAOOOOHOHHH

OOOOOHHHH MAYNE

>>1915863
He looks like one of the elfs from that Christmas now movie with Tim Allen.

How many chicken tendies do you normally eat during a WWE show?

>britbongs will stay up til five AM tonight to watch women's wrestling

*DABS*

>>1916446
Nah, clocks went back, pal. So it finishes at 3, but we can go to sleep at 2

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>>1916397
>>1916439
Here!

I hope TJ throws the match!

>>1916444
This image is almost perfect, except for CZW, they haven't got shit to do with TNA losing their fanbase or anything.

YOU'RE OUT OF LIVES BRIAN

>>1916450
4 instead of 5 for me also. thank god the clock went back

Is Kendrick doing a Miz impersonation

>TJP telling the dastardly Heel that he'll always be his friend

Great feud, great intensity, great characters, great product.

what the hell is this guilt trip thing

i dunno if it's bad or not actually.

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>the state of Cruiserweight division

Has TBK had an alcoholic gimmick before or is ot me wishful thinking? I feel like make a superb alcoholic.

Renee's sweater is cute!

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Is Booker okay?

"dance nigger" - renee

>>1916464
I don't understand having a different division for wrestlers based on weight when it never mattered in the past, and doesn't matter now.

Neville and Kalisto for instance aren't in it. So can the Cruisers not fight for the U.S. title? Universal title?

>>1916469
He's saving the company

THE Brian Kendricks GOAT cruiserweight incoming

Literally a minstrel show

so the spin-a-rooney guy is chiding Mr. "can you handle this"?

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>Mauro and Corey commentating

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Calling all boards!

/asp/ here!

Who /Windians/ here?

why's mauro at a raw show

>>1916474
this

>That heart attack comment.

They had this same match on Superstars. Face cruisers won it, Cedric Alexander did his finisher on Davari.

Wtf is nese wearing?

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>>1916449

Why did KFC go with "Finger, little good" for their tagline?
It sounds like they're bashing their own product.

>THE PERSIAN LION ARIYA DAIVARI

>from Minneapolis Minnesota

???

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>>1916483
>Mauro

These entrance themes are straight from the mid ninties. What the fuck is Gulak's power ballad riff got to do with his medieval bath robe?

just happy to be part of the ppv

The Boogeyman was a shit wrestler, but he had a unique gimmick. Something all these Indie wrestlers lack. I just wish they'd be as ludicrous as possible to make them unique.

>wwe network needs to update on your ps3
reeeeeee

>>1916493
its supposed to look like that shit He Man wears.

>black wrestler enters
>kfc advert

>>1916498
>MUH HERITAGE

gulag has a cool theme. shame he's the divisions jobber

>>1916501
i laugh at this shit everytime

>>1916499
>I don't like Mauro

It's like you want me to question your sexuality

>turn it on
>sin cara fighting in a ring lighted in a weird color
instant failure

>>1916440
AHMMA...AHMMA TELL YA SUMIN RIGHT HERE...RIGHT NOW

THIS RIGHT HERE...AHAHAKAK

He never seems to not be in brainfuck mode.

This referee is literally a midget! LITERALLY!

>>1915714
>Malenko and Mongo haven't got HoF rings

Does Sin Cara look like he's got fatter for anyone else?

>>1916507
he is also the best "wrestler" in the match

>>1916486
Their commentators are shit.

Mauro loses his shit just as easily as JR

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>>1916488
fuck i think i picked the heels in 2 old pedos predictions

whoever is on commentary should never be allowed on commentary again

>jushin thunder liger

shut the fuck up

What happened to Kalisto?

MOTY

>>1916526
are you implying that jushin thunder liger isn't a wrestler or that the reference wasn't appropriate

>>1916527
injured after getting raped at backstage by corbing

>>1916527
Getting horseplayed by Corbin in Smackdown.

>Yank """Commercials"""

Ziggler ripping off the shirt will never not be great.

>Pupper Clucker will never get a push
>lol Colonel wins

A triple main event and not one to look forward to
I LOVE IT MAGGLE

DUBS AND SASHA BREAKS NECK

>>1916521
no thats nese

WHY IS EVERYTHING PURPLE

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>TNA

>they take our guy Mauro
Fucking RAWtists

>>1916530
Not him, but for me the latter. There is no reason for it. It's not Liger's move. He's just ramming as many references as he can in there.

Why hasn't Based Cara been given a hot head shoot fighter gimmick yet?

I'm so happy I'm paying £9.99 a month not to watch the matches.

>>1916540
>implying you need dubs for that to happen

why does tony nese have such a fat butt

>Kalisto with the Fenix mohawk

gay

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>>1916540
Dubs and Sasha kills Charlotte on purpose

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>triple main event

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I'll agree with Punk on one thing

There is no such thing as more than one main event. There's only one and that's the last match.

Foley is the type of asshole who thinks 2 + 2 = 5.

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Who /pol/ here?

I hate these fucking camera angles. Can they just stay on the fucking hardcam for more than 5 seconds, christ.

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>>1916543

>>1916540
>Getting dubs this wrong on a board this slow
You are tragic

loving this preshow main event

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>>1916554
/pol/ / /tv/ master race reporting in

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>>1916554
here

>>1916555
That Bucky fuck just showing how much he hates this company

cedric is the star

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>>1916554

>>1916554
/Pol/ /biz/ and /his/ mustard race reporting dear sir.

>>1916547
>implying your Brexit play money is worth more than the paper it's printed on

MAMMA MIA

MAMA MIA!

MAMA

MIA

>>1916554
as someone who doesnt browse pol whats the appeal of it? seems like a dude jews/blacks/racism lmao board

THIS IS AWESOME

FIGHT FOREVER

>>1916398
You think he's bad, listen to Stevie Ray on commentary in WCW...

literally who

>MAMA MIA!!
Shut your fucking mouth Mauro.

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>Rawtists

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>>1916554

drew gulak what the hell are you doing

based botchcara with the deadlift

steve o dont fucking count the pre show flippy shit in the predictions

Kendrick's got this shit then.

>>1916525
Never bet against Cedric Alexander!

>>1916570
that's exactly what it is

>>1916578
learning how to sports entertain instead of wrestle

>>1916570
unadulterated and uncensored truth

what a mess of a match

There goes my sweep, fuck you 2cold

Oh not these stale faggots.

>watching Heck in a Cell

Rawtists will defend this

>New Day

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SmackChads report in

The fuck is up with E's look?

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Here we go, 175 participants. It's the 4th most amount of people we've had AND is a bigger prediction turn out than this year's WrestleMania!

Time to update it.

triple botch finish

>>1916123
no wonder she broke her neck like 8 times

>>1916570
It's just the new /mlp/, a bunch of autists spamming every board with their memes and arguing over whether Hillary or Trump is the best pony.

fucking garbage

Tom corpsing?

SEND FOR THE MAN

Who /Hellinasellherbody/ here?

>>1916597
he's a strong black cartman

holy shit is that tom's legs?

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>>1916596
Cheerio!

oh is new cringe

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How long till it is classified as obsolete!

the last good video game i played was gta san andreas

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>Mario Kart
>Call of Duty

Woods has shit taste

>The new Call Of Duty

...

>>1916596
He should get a tag team with Bork. They could lynch the faggots together.

That Halloween New Day shirt looks kind of cool.

>Xavier Woods is an Activision cock sucker

these guys are fucking cancer

they don't help anyone who faces them or interacts with them

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New Day's gimmick is literally being modern day niggers

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145 / 175 remain.

>>1916621
Only Activision's? :^)

>>1916617
>implying he's not just reading off the script
>implying he's allowed to admit to liking Loli Waifu Visual Novel #8921: Super Sempai Edition on international TV

>Still the preshow
>Already taking out the aspirin

>>1916625
STILL IN IT, BOYS

>>1916598
It has a pretty meh card and a shitty build up. Why so many participants?

>Longest reigning tag team champs of all time
Demolition on suicide watch

>>1916620
Well not cool but it looks alright.

They're still talking.

stream where?

>>1916625
if i get a fucking clean sweep except for the pre show i will hunt you down

These niggers have unlocked the rank of eternal nigger.

>>1916624
They remind of every single one that I've met at ACen.

>>1916570
Truth and banter faggot.

How long until Tom snaps and says "Shut the fuck up niggers and let me do my job?"

>>1916641
network.wwe.com

>>1916631
is it good?
Loli Wafiu thing

what a chimpout

Who else is annoyed by the term "Triple Main Event"?

Underselling the women closing the show.

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J-J-J-J-JUST STOP TALKING

that's it I'm voting for trump

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STOP BULLYING TOM REEEEE

>tfw unsubscribed from up up down down because it flooded my subscriptions box with a whole bunch of dumb shit I don't care about
If he kept it to just him playing games with people maybe I'd still watch, but there was just too much dumb shit all the damn time.

have new day had a great match in the past 6 months?

>>1916625
I got a good feeling about tonight boys.

>match isn't a Hell in a Cell Tornado Tag match

RENEE IS BLACKED

My usual place to watch is suffering an outage, any other way to watch tonight?

>>1916647
When they finally drop the belts. Hopefully tonight.

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already awful

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>KING BURYING NEW DAY

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BLACK POWER

member Cody Rhodes?
member Bad News Barrett?
I member

I Kekd at Kofis pecs comment. You guys need to lighten up and dance a little!

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>New Day holding the belts until a new hot tag team can debut and take it from them

Is there any NXT duo worthy of usurping them?

>>1916648
what kind of faggot would pay to watch this shit?

>>1916654
>Stop bullying Tom

When Rock and almost everybody in the lockeroom made fun of Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly worse than they are doing to any of the current guys.

>TRIPLE
>MAIN
>EVENT

can i get a (you)?

feeling kinda down today would mean a lot

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>>1916666
satan confirmed as BLM

>>1916654
Kofi: It's all in good fun. We're just having fun, right Tom?
Tom: Yes.
Xavier: See? He knows we're just having a good time.
Big E: HE KNOWS!
Tom: Yes.

>Tom pats his gun holsters under his jacket. Not today. Not yet.

>>1916655
Less is more that reason.

Have 1 episode a week and people will look forward to watching. Pump out 3 videos a day and you've oversaturated the market and many will know the quality is poor and not watch.

He should just stick to him playing with the other wrestlers every other day.

>>1916676
feel better, bro

>>1916670
No

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>>1916674
Michael Cole deserves it desu

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fuck off mick

>>1916674
Rock was funny when he did it, and Cole very much deserved it.

C U C K
F O L E Y

>>1916676
Kill yourself

>>1916670

SAY YEAH

>>1916676
love (you) bro

>>1916670
Authors of Pain

>>1916666
BEGONE BLACK DEVIL

this revisionist history is pretty bad lel

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>touching video package about the women's title match

>>1916676
ease up senpai

So what match is opening this show?

>>1916688
WE GO HARD

Wow, so progressive!!!1!

>>1916693

sex. have it.

>>1916669
He has the same pectoral mishap that Jericho does

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Kill RAW pls

>>1916697
I assume you mean the 'Opening Main Event'

What would you guys rather fuck? A tranny or a horse?

>>1916697
There's a triple opening match

>>1916685
>>1916683
You have to admit his TV persona at the time didn't deserve it now maybe but then he really didnt.

>>1916698
ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!

They better get color in their HiTC match. Otherwise, fuck this women's revolution bullshit.

Mick is barely going to know his own name jn 5 years. He destroyed his own body so much to be liked by a bunch lf ungrateful wrestling fans.

Wait, when did they start showing Hogan again? I saw him in an ad for the Network on the pre-show. I usually watch PPV's the day after so I just skip the ads. Have they been doing this for a while now?

>>1916705
Both at the same time

>>1915677
this theme sounds so dope when I rap along to it, it probably wouldn't reach my expectations if I actually listened to it.

>>1916690
Whadda we got ere? a coupla d'lo's

>>1916676
Have a (you)

>>1916664
you mean rawful?

>>1916705
Can a horse be trans?

>>1916704
Yeah that.
>>1916706
Explain?

>>1916708
I guess you have a point, but I still stick by my point that Rock was hilarious when he did it.

>>1916721
GOT EEM

WOMENS
WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>1916722
A sea horse can

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>>1916710
this

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>>1916676

>>1916710
My guess is that Charlotte is going to bleed and that's why Sasha is going to win the belt. You can't just have Charlotte lose her PPV streak over nothing.

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>Shocky ducky quack quack

>Booker says Charlotte will win
Mate you just said you would go with the champ every time you lying faggot

FOOTHOLES SPOTTED

HERE WE GO

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Which starter are you choosing, /asp/?

Welp, unless they use literally the same cell every time, they're doing the announce table spot

why is the kickoff show always so bad? they are talking over eachother, stuttering and making mistakes 24/7 fuck me

>>1916740
Sasha confirmed for dropping on her head from top of the cell.

>>1916743
The owl

>>1916743
kek are these pokemon? fucking garbage

>>1916743
based ghostowl

>The demonic Hell In A Cell will host three championship matches, including Sasha Banks defending the RAW Women's Title against Charlotte!

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>SHUCKY DUCKY

>>1916743
>what flavor of virginity would you like?

>>1916743
I don't play shitty kids game I play trashy weab games. Like Neptunia

Convenient foot holes going up the side of the fence. Wonder who's going up top for the Foley bump... Shit! Foley is going to climb up and throw himself off to declare his love for women's wrestling again, isn't he?

Recently watched Beyond The Mat, makes me sad seeing how far Foley has falling.

>>1916743
Rowlet

>>1916757
kek

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>>1916743

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Why does Hell in a Cell have a Ouija board theme?

>>1916757
Those foot holes are ALWAYS there. Not like they just added them for tonight.

>people aren't looking forward to the Sasha/Charlotte match
What is wrong with you people? There is a very good chance we will see someone actually die tonight.

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J U S T

Are there even any other matches tonight besides these three main events and the manlet division?

>>1916764
Halloween

any smacklads here?

this is going to be a trainwreck

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>>1916743
Incineroar, gonna call him Eddie

>>1916757
Hopefully the Undertaker returns and kills them both.

>>1916769
Two tag matches

>>1916772
Right here, I'm only watching for

Wait, why the fuck am I watching this dogshit, the only thing I like about RAM is Jericho.

>>1916772
Watching this until football

>>1916772
Smacklad here. Can't wait for some Rawtists to come running over to the superior brand.

>>1916765
Don't they just use the same cage to cut costs? Could be from a long time ago.

need a stream. Not buying the network for this bullshit

HE DID IT

>>1916772
Smackdown was and has always been the better show starting from the first draft.

>stream dies as soon as it starts

Bravo /wooo/

>>1916743
The Heel Pokemon

WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>1916772

here lad

only watching for the memes

>>1916781
Yeah, they just reuse the cage. Do repairs or whatever. That's why it's built in sections.

>>1916778
The worst thing about that is we have no idea if JeriGOAT is even going to appear.

Well, here is our only chance of a good HiaC match

>>1916783


Make a bullshit account nigger

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Lana in that outfit

>I actually get to turn this PPV off after the first match

HAHAHAHAAH THANKS VINCE