Source: PWInsider
> After much speculation, the Hell In a Cell match for the WWE RAW Women's Title between Sasha Banks and Charlotte is schedule to main event tonight's pay-per-view from Boston.
> The current plan, as of this morning, was for Charlotte vs. Sasha to close tonight's show, according to PWInsider.
> As noted, WWE will hold two more Cell matches tonight - Seth Rollins vs. WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens and Rusev vs. WWE United States Champion Roman Reigns.
>>1915465
JUST
U
S
T
>>1915465
>Smackdown title gets a regular match
JUST
What happened to
>we want to build it up and promote it
lmao
>>1915465
>Smackdown's face right now
COMPARE MY BRAND TO YOURS
YEAH IT'S SAD HUH
>RAM
Good. This means i can turn it off a half hour earlier and go back to watching the World Series.
>>1915465
Thank you for killing wrestling HHH/Steph
guess tonight is finally FINALLY the night i give up on this shitty ass company. thank you fucking jesus
Meanwhile Noelle halloween hnnngggggg...
Looks like I'll watch Boreball today
>>1915484
She probably doesn't even know nien nunbs back story stupid poser bitch god I hate women
This is the day WWE ends, but a phoenix shall rise from the ashes
>>1915496
You literally just described the brand split, except substitute WWE for "RAM"
WWE is seriously stupid. The biggest draw for HIAC matches is the Cell gimmick. But after two of these matches involving men already, which is likely to be far brutal as well, how can WWE expect any viewer to be excited or sit through a womans HIAC gimmick match?
>>1915498
>tfw either Shinkasa or Senior Joe will get drafted to RAW
Pls both to SD.
>Come over and watch Sasha Banks, bro!
>>1915503
>Shinsuke gets drafted to Raw
>becomes Super Nintendo Nakamura
>Xavier Woods comes out
>"anime desu"
>Smarks chant "THIS IS WRESTLING"
>they both dance in the middle of the ring
Rawtists confirmed 100% legit KEK now
>>1915465
the state of jasetty and fat canadianetty
The only positive is you can stop watching an hour earlier. And the clocks went back an hour too for us Brits, so we get an early night as far as wrestling goes.
Honestly wouldn't care about the main-event if Sasha wasn't so bloody awful. Breaking character and crying at the end of the match again?
HLA! HLA! HLA!
>>1915501
Reigns v Rusev gets a screwy ending so their fued can continue.
what's with WWE and not putting the main event on at the end of the show anymore
>>1915501
maybe it's secretly a producers-type ploy to prove it'll flop
maybe they've got shit to do later that night and just want to leave early like they know half the fans will
maybe they're just stupid
>>1915465
Who gives a shit
they can't do 3 cell matches in a row, one of them is gonna have to open the show. this is ridiculous. They couldn't devalue the HIAC match as a whole any more if they tried. It'd make sense to have Roman/Rusev open the show, but with the hardon they have for roman I can't see them having his cell match curtain jerk. How pathetic, they're going to open the show with the JUST-tier Universal title match. This is pathetic. Wrestling dies on this day.
>>1915465
Based Vince letting the smarks get to their cars early and the britbros an early night
>>1915556
Underrated
>>1915484
You sure that's not Renee? That looks a lot more like Renee.
>>1915529
Oh shit, Alberto Barbosa here so I share the same timezone as you guys, is this gonna start at midnight GMT?
The Sasha/Charlotte feud KINDA makes sense being in HiaC. They've had a lot of matches, and as long as this is "the" conclusion, cool.
Rusev/Reigns kinda makes sense I guess? I mean there's a lot of bad blood there and both have outright walked out of matches with each other, the HiaC could put a stop to that. However, it wasn't booked as such.
Now, KO/Rollins? The booking and circumstances for a HiaC match just weren't there. How it could have happened is Trippple, being a cunt, interferes in Rollins matches over the past 5 weeks, Jericho helps out KO, etc, etc, always resulting in dirty loses/wins, and the HiaC match isn't designed to stop them getting out, but to stop Trippple and Jericho from getting in. However, once again, it just wasn't fucking booked as such. There's no epicness to this.
So yeah. The only option for the main event with any kind of story reasons to be in HiaC is actually the Sasha/Charlotte feud.
How is /asp/ gonna react when this becomes a huge hit and gets the highest twitter trend worldwide and its insanely over and tomorrow's Raw gets the highest ratings of the past five years?
>>1915615
>Using the phrase "over" to refer to any event and not just a wrestler
Anti-Smark
>>1915615
I'll wake up.
>>1915465
Which HitC match gets the first boring/CM Punk chants? Roman vs Rusev or Sasha vs Charlotte?
They should retire the hell in a cell PPV name and replace it with Halloween Havoc or something new. Hell in a Cell matches were supposed to be special matches meant to settle feud once and for all, but HiaC completely shat on the concept
>>1915601
Renee has mosquito bites
>>1915624
Roman, because it goes first.
The most? Sasha vs Charlotte.
>>1915624
Sasha/Charlotte will be a botch fest, but will be interesting.
Roman/Rusev have actually been capable of having good matches, and Roman is getting better in the ring. I just don't see the cell being used much.
I actually think KO/Rollins will get the chants, personally.
>Cedric Alexander,Lince DoradoandSin Caravs.Tony Nese,Drew GulakandAriya Daivari
Spotfest/10 result doesn't matter
>T.J. Perkins(c) vs.Brian Kendrick
Kendrick wins.
>The New Day(Big E,Kofi Kingstonand/orXavier Woods) (c) vs.CesaroandSheamus
New days lives another day. Booooring.
>Enzo Amore and Big Cassvs.Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson
Everybody loses. I mean, they already ruined both teams with shit booking anyway.
>Bayleyvs.Dana Brooke
Bayley wins in a mediocre match because Dana Brooks can't wrestle
>Roman Reigns(c) vs.Rusev
Vince tries to push Roman again and has him win. Crowd boo's him.
>Kevin Owens(c) vs.Seth Rollins
Trips will ruin another match by screwing Seth
>Sasha Banks(c) vs.Charlotte Flair
Banks scores hometown victory. She'll feud with Bayley for the title while Charlotte starts a feud with Dana Brooks. Unless she kills herself. She'll probably jump off the cage and impale herself on something
>>1915624
whichever goes first since they'll all be shit
>>1915632
>Roman, because it goes first.
The big dog aint no PPV curtain jerker. Its the universal title that's gonna open the show.
>>1915657
No, I meant it's gonna go before sasha/charlotte.
Yo YO Yo! Sasha got something big planned for us YO!!!
>>1915613
it's not going to be the end of sasha and char, the fat smarks will chant FIGHT FOREVER far too much for that
Will we see the crowd leave to beat the traffic?
>mfw now they have to do a dangerous spot
>mfw one of them WILL get seriously fucked up
>>1915474
>smackdowns face right now
>daniel boring smiling
right. because he's a raging liberal sjw cuck and supports this shit. he'll probably ask brie to peg him while they watch the match
>>1915484
>disney no longer sells Slave Leia merch
fucking mouse
When's the last time Women main evented a PPV?
>>1915695
never.
>>1915688
>he still cares about Star Wars
18+
The best part of all of this is the fact that none of this shit is going over outside of Reddit.
Read the commments on the face book page, overwhelmingly negative towards Sasha and then memeweight division
>>1915702
When does Mike Foley take to Facebook to tell the unwashed masses that they should grow up and get with the times?
>>1915717
>she CAN wrestle
>>1915671
I think 10-20% leave.
20-50% just want to get their money's worth and the remainder are fat smarks in I'm a Hugger tees
>>1915492
Who the fuck is that? She's dressed as Princess Laya
>>1915668
She's going to throw her off the top of the cell.
>>1915668
She's going to botch something REALLY big this time!
>>1915668
She's going for that Cuck Foley spot, hopefully she kills herself
>>1915615
They'll make excuses as always
>i-it was based big nog that got the ratings
>>1915484
>bra under her bra
Fucking retard.
>>1915695
Ovtober 2015. If this is considered a PPV then so are Takeovers. There's no difference between them anymore.
Come on guys, the match will probably be pretty good. Relax your anuses.
>>1915743
>>1915743
While on the main roster, neither one has had a single match that doesn't involve a botch of some kind.
YOU DESERVE IT
FIGHT FOREVER
HOLY SHIT
WOMENS WRESTLING
what am I forgetting lads?
What would HIAC be like if HHH promoted the kliq to creative?
Hard mode. They're not allowed to book themselves in matches.
>>1915743
It'll suck ass then we'll never have to see women headline again. based.
I hope this draws the biggest buyrate since mania.
The buttdevastation here will be amazing.
>>1915749
>THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
After they've both entered the ring.
Anticipate them breaking character, the roster coming out and clapping them while Stepho and Tripo come down and give flowers to Sasha
>>1915749
LE GiT BOSS
>>1915756
>buyrate
>in 2016
are you slow?
Reminder that neither woman is going to get injured and this will be an extremely safe match. You are all going to be very disappointed.
>>1915465
Good, now I can have more time to see the Indians beat the Cubs tonight.
This is going to be great
>Sasha gets the biggest pop of the night
>The match goes 20 minutes, the crowd loves it
>Gets massive acclaim and women become regular main eventers in future
>/asp/ SEETHES and kills itself
>>1915751
Actually itd probably be pretty good. Scott hall can help the roster develop their characters, hbk could teach them how to wrestle and big Kev would bring in and push big guys exclusively.
>>1915742
>There's no difference between them
wrong.
>>1915668
Long sjw rants in cage.
>>1915757
Goddamn it. This is 100% going to happen.
>>1915777
What a waste of trips
>>1915701
>trump posting
>nu-age memes
Apply yourself.
What is the midt likely way that they completely ruin this?
My guess is that Sasha botches climbing up the cell. Due to her intentional weight gain and weak upper body strength.
>mfw vince ends up working the smarks and puts the women in the piss break spot last minute
>>1915717
>she isn't fake
>had breast enlargement
>>1915492
You are one triggered nerd neckbeard
>>1915756
Where did this meme of getting butthurt about women start anyway? Is it just /r9k/ seeping through?
>>1915465
>Kevin Owens is such a shit wrestler and Universal champion he can't even main even event a PPV over "women's wrestling"
Hahahhaha
>>1915777
>Gets massive acclaim and women become regular main eventers in future
I think I could speak for a lot of people here, if you pardon their memeing and say that I couldn't care less about women main eventing, it's just Sasha is beyond shit. Charlotte is fine. Heck, Paige is probably better than Sasha.
>>1915832
>Paige is probably better than Sasha.
Top kek no she isn't. She is beyond awful, oh my goodness, did you miss all of 2014 or something?
>>1915830
When people started claiming they draw dimes and get pops
>>1915830
As a butthurt individual. It's because the women's matches have had a tendency to be shit, and they're forcing it down our throats calling it a revolution. Now it's the main event of what is supposed to be obe of the moet brutal match types in the WWE and we know it's gonna be shit. All the while you've got the Micker in the back calling anyone on Twitter who doesn't like it a misogynist.
It's just shit.
>>1915833
Paige is complete shit, yes. But she botched a far lot less than Sasha over a longer period of time as well.
>>1915831
kek oreowens faggots btfo. reddit btfo
>>1915832
Kek sashA+ is truly the GOAT of GOATs when it comes to working fat neowooaspie smarks
Even more than phil does
>>1915837
>Draw dimes
This is the worst year for wrestling since 1995
>Get pops
But they do
>>1915839
Hell in a cell hasn't been brutal in like 10 years. The only people who are allowed to purposefully bleed are Taker and Brock so i have no clue what you're even talking about when you say it's brutal when no blood is allowed.
>>1915842
it exposed charlotte as being WOAT tier
It will be interesting to see how the ratings will be during this match
>>1915685
>he'll probably ask brie to peg him while they watch the match
What does he mean by this?
>>1915840
>she botched a far lot less than Sasha over a longer period of time as well.
No she didn't, I had the displeasure of watching almost all her matches when she was champ in 2014, and when she'd wrestle Nikki Bella at least twice a month last year, and every single match was a painful botchfest. Sasha can at least say she has had good matches on her resume, Paige's only good match was against Emma in NXT.
>>1915685
bryan doesn't give a shit about divashit and has worked sjws into writing essays on his hatred of women
>>1915749
Hey we want some bayley XD
>>1915842
That feud didn't even have a conclusion. They just nixed cause of how horrible the matches were.
>Tfw they brought up Ric's dead son to try and make the feud "interesting."
Talk about sinking low, and then the matches end up being 0.5 stars.
>>1915854
The only """good""" match Sasha has ever had was against Bayley in NXT.
Paige is better than Sasha. Indisputable fact.
>>1915847
>Hell in a cell hasn't been brutal in like 10 years
Its been okay. This is going to be a complete pillowfight though. Hope I'm wrong but I doubt it. Sasha and Charlotte haven't had a great match since the triple threat at Takeover a couple of years ago.
>>1915685
Bryan isn't that type of liberal. He's a dude weed lmao treehugger, not an sjw.
>>1915862
You can't even post a single 5 star Paige match.
Can someone please tell me how to survive in Hell?
>>1915871
Can you name a five star match by any female that isn't a gook?
>>1915871
She had a five star match with her own mother in a backyard somewhere
>>1915743
You're right vince, if you're gonna fuck me in the ass I might as well enjoy it
post yfw nia jax interferes by ripping the cage door off it's hinges and squashing the womanlets
>>1915862
>The only """good""" match Sasha has ever had was against Bayley in NXT.
That match is so overrated. She had a way better match with Becky that most people don't even seem to care to talk about, and also the fatal fourway, and another individual match with Charlotte as well.
>Indisputable fact
Nope, granted that Paige hasn't had a single memorable match despite being on the main roster longer.
>>1915864
>It's been okay
Other than Brock vs. Taker last year, can you name a hell in a cell match in the last 5 years that has been brutal and has been in any way good? It went from being a top 5 PPV, to barely a C.
>>1915878
b-but paige had no good opponents. it's all the creative team's fault!
>>1915878
nobody cares about the match with becky because nxt didn't give it any special buildup whatsoever and becky wasn't over either
>>1915871
>Wrestling is subjective
>The only person who ranks matches by stars is Meltzer
>Caring about Meltzer's opinion
>Caring about match ratings
Didn't even need to have picked Paige. Just the first one that came to mind. You could have picked anyone but Dana Brooke and they would have botched less than Sasha.
>>1915887
You don't have to go by Meltzer's rankings. Just name any good matches(plural) that Paige has had.
>Paige doesn't botch often
What a memester. Good thing she's on her way out, her attitude got pretty rotten when she started doing the Total Divas stuff, she neglected staying in shape and her in-ring work got even worse.
>>1915887
that card describes pretty much anyone that uses the internet at all
>>1915862
Kek pls the bayboon matches werent that good
The charlotte nxt matches and the 4 way were great
>>1915880
I liked Seth Ambrose a year (or 2) ago.
The buildup was good and the match was decent. I'm not trying to argue that the match type isn't dead (but that's Benoit's fault) what my op was saying was that this match is being forced down our throats and supposed to be historic when we know it's likely to be a shit match.
Also fun them for 3 HIAC matches. It really takes the mystique away.
>>1915609
>>squaredcircle
>>1915465
On that note, is Njpw any good?
>>1915911
Go to wew and find out
>>1915895
Like I said m8, HiAC hasn't meant anything for 10 years unless it's Brock vs. Taker, even that Rollins and Deanetty match was pretty tame, I liked Bray vs. Roman last year but they didn't really do any hardcore spots, I don't watch RAW live anymore so I don't really have much to go off on, but you just seem vexed cause they're women. Soon enough, I'm sure the women will be getting their very first ladder match, and you'd probably be upset about that as well, instead of just simply not caring about it.
>>1915890
That one with Emma at the NXT PPV, and the triple threat with her, AJ Lee and Nikki Bella were probably her best. I'm not saying she's good. I think she's shit. But overall, I think she's better than Sasha.
>Paige doesn't botch often
>What a memester.
Jesus, you really got triggered over that didn't you? She's doesn't botch often compared to Sasha. Once again.
>>1915465
Is this PPV tonight?
>>1915916
My point was, they botch at an almost identical level, but Paige is the worse wrestler of the two cause she's only had one good match and that was like 3 years ago, on NXT.
>>1915727
My tired eyes read that as
>She's going to throw off her top on top of the cell
>rawtists WILL defend this
i'm actually fucking excited to watch this train wreck and the PURE cognitive dissonance from delusional rawfags afterwards
>>1915922
>Main Event goes first
>>1915925
>trannys main event TWICE now
>>1915926
Owens and Rollins main evented last time though sperglord
>>1915609
Based Big Rating Bischoff predicting the future
>>1915930
are you forgetting the raw your two horses main evented, rawcuck from /wew/?
>>1915896
>Knowing the source
You're guilty as well
>>1915935
I don't get it, if you're such a faithful smackdown autist, how is it you keep up with all that happens on RAW?
>>1915685
Bryan says sexist shit all the time on Talking Smack and constantly puts Brie and Nikki in their place. I may not agree with him politically but I don't think he's a typical cuck who acquiesces to the dumb belief that women can do anything men can do.
>WWEs face when fans walk out before the match
>>1915949
Not the first time it's happened.
>>1915717
>I hate criticism: the image
who makes this shit?
>>1915925
They had a good reason to do that though, no one was going to watch the main event while the debate was going on at the same time.
>>1915945
>rawscum ran out of rebuttals two posts in
J U S T
U
S
T
>>1915960
Why can't you answer a simple question? Is it maybe cause you watch both shows? That's 5 hours of Vince's diarrhea going straight to your brain on a weekly basis, how do you let this happen my man?
>>1915963
>the state of you
>getting btfo this easily
you rawslime are so fucking easy hahaha
>>1915777
>Sasha gets the biggest pop of the night
the biggest pop sasha is gonna hear is the one in her neck immediately after she botches a spot from the top of the cage and immediately before she pulls an owen hart
50 bucks says it's just a normal match that takes place inside a cage. With maybe with someone being Irish whipped into the cage a few times.
>>1915639
>Unless she kills herself. She'll probably jump off the cage and impale herself on something
make it happen at least feminazis get proven wrong for good, wymen go back to the midcard and we never have to see this crap again
>>1915975
>It will be literally this. Vinnie Mac aint gonna allow them to do any major spots considering how he feels about Sasha. I'm sure he thinks the novelty of the match is enough.
>>1915971
>Tfw talking to a legit SEETHING autist
Apologies sir. This is the last (you) from me.
>>1915975
>it's just a normal match that takes place inside a cage.
Oh so like every other HiAC match for the last 10 years!
>>1915978
Does every HiaC match need a cage jumping spot now? Can the match not be bearable without it?
>Banks win the match
>confetti and firework rain down on the pitch
>There's a Wrestlemania logo hanging in the arena
>she points to it and the camera zooms in on it
>>1915988
This needs to happen just so you anti-smarks can cry hard about it.
Only things that matters in WWE now are the big 4 PPVs and Takeovers because they are the only one with true builds.
4-5 weeks isn't a build, especially since they are so shit at storytelling despite it being their main focus.
>>1915985
Probably, I only started watching consistently this year at Wm. No I don't know why since it was awful.
>Sasha comes out in a lowrider, and wears gear similar to Eddie's
>Does the three amigos spot, the frog splash and Eddie's chair spot
>Commentators constantly talk about how this match is creating history
>Sasha wins
>Confetti starts raining, Sasha is crying
>Crowd starts chanting you deserve it
>Mick Foley comes out to congratulate Sasha
>>1915990
Survivor Series is going to be shit though. It will have barley any title matches and be full of pointless elimination tag matches.
>>1915945
>Not paying attention the the RAM trainwreck
>>1915915
Its not because they're women or that they're women in a cell even. It's because they're not good performers and are being forced into the main event in the name of progressiveness.
they will have a standard divas match inside the cell and this will backfire huge.
>>1915997
I can see them doing the lowrider thing at mainia. The rest is almost definitely going to happen.
>>1915997
Accurate
>>1915990
What are you talking about? The main event has been building for years.
>>1916002
>and are being forced into the main event in the name of progressiveness
So are you saying WWE has never had a bad PPV main event ?
>Dana Brooke vs Bayley at a ppv
Holy shit Cuck Foley what the hell are you doing
>>1915999
>Claim to be a smackdownie faithful who only watches 2 hours of smackdown
>Still watch and care about RAW and knows what goes on in it
Next level autism
>>1916012
>Underage mark thinks Foley is in charge of booking
>>1916013
Thanks to DVR, we can watch Raw in about 30-45 minutes AND kill their ratings at the same time.
>>1915588
>on this day
Only match that really feels like a Cell match is Rusev and Reigns, since they've spent the last couple months beating the shit out of each other. Sasha/Charlotte would make sense if they had continuous interference or they actually bothered to develop actual hatred between the two, but instead they just had tag matches and promos going on about how historic this is. If it is the main event, you may as well take the belt off KO, since his reign will go down in the Jeff Hardy/Rey Mysterio tier of godawful runs.
>>1916008
Of course they have, and people have shit on that too.
Do you admit it's a bad main event?
They better put Based Big Dog in the beginning so I can do something else
>Jasethy/Fatty match on the pissbreak slot
(lol
>>1916056
If reigns v Rose open the show you can literally turn it off after, all the other matches are shit
TWD, Westworld and Sunday night football tonight. Yeah I won't be watching first PPV I haven't watched live in years, fuck WWE.
>>1916084
>TWD
literally why would anyone still watch that shitshow
>>1915925
That made sense. It was a legit good call.
The bad call was Miz/Ziggler going under Bray/Randy
>>1916087
You are still watching WWE I should ask you.
>>1916091
>not realizing /asp/ watches /wwe/ to shitpost
tbf I have more keks shitposting in gamethreads than I do watching any other show
I legit enjoy SD (most of the time) tho.
>>1915626
Women's Elimination Chamber would be interesting.
>>1915953
Didn't you hear? Equality means that women are immune to criticism.
>>1916115
Men don't wear things that cover their nipples. If the women want equality then they better come out with no tops on
>>1916088
I honestly expected that to be the main event. Was a decent match.
>>1915492
kek. I appreciate you're post, anon.
>>1915717
>>1915723
>>1915823
>>1915953
THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE, YOU IDIOT MARKS
Even /wew/ is shitting on this match lmao
>>1915668
going to come out with MUH EDDIE theme or something shitty
>>1915668
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HER!
Shit niggers I want to actually watch WWE tonight just to see how fucking shit this is going to be
>>1916295
What is reddit saying? Are they excited or is reddit being sawt just a 4chan meme?
>>1915465
Dank Dollaz Dave said it would be a bad idea to put the ladies on last unless they promote it as such beforehand.
They should've listened
>>1915668
I'll rate the match 5 stars if she suicide dives and uses her forehead to break a cell wall
>>1916337
They were shitting on it back when it was just speculation. I wouldn't be surprised if they've changed their tune now to look progressive.