Martial artist /asp/ies
How much significance does rank/belt color have to you?
>>1913834
Not enough to get you laid.
I think for most gyms it just shows how long and consistently someone has been attending classes.
If I had my own McDojo I'd do my cuckbelts like this:
To graduate from the first belt to the next, there's a specific set of moves you have to master. McDojo sensei gives the white cuckbelt a paper with a list of shit like "armbar from mount," "escape from rear naked choke," "jab-to-uppercut striking series," etc.
So if you come in and can pass all the tests or show you know all the moves, you can advance a belt.
I would do stripes for "time in grade" like every 6 months you get a stripe.
>>1913889
>I would do stripes for "time in grade" like every 6 months you get a stripe.
so what if you git gud but don't take any belt tests but have been there 10 yrs? is it like having 99 strength and 1 attack on runescape?
>lol yeah i might only be lvl 50 but i just hit you for 30 dmg
>>1913894
Fucking kek
Man I miss runescape from 2007-08
>>1913894
>you will never be an alpha-omega whitebelt destroying beginners who think you suck
>>1913834
>Start off at white belt
>watch in awe at all the higher belts, can't wait to reach that level
>bust my ass of, train 10+ years, finally get (insert first level of highest degree belt)
>Proudly tell others of my accomplishment and how important it is to me
>Family/friends/potential dates/people trying to fight me about my belt, they don't understand the significance
>Ask me to show impressive techniques/prove it
>Can't because they don't train and it would be irresponsible/dangerous to do it on them unprovoked
>Girls walk away, family/friends are uninterested, other guys call me a pussy
>Can only show it off during class
>No one comes to my class to watch me