I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>hypocrite
>whiner
>lier
I FOUCS ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
Based deanchad working the smarks
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
TRY TO KILL IT ALL AWAY
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY
IN THE END
And you could have it all
>>1913864
>Ryder and Kofi are the only ones still in WWE
>Ryder
Fuck he's done well for himself all things considered
>>1914099
He's like the Brooklyn Brawler, he'll eventually manage to land a comfy place in corporate.
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>1914139
Except the BB got the boot a few months ago
Who the hell saves this many pictures of CM Junk?
I just want him back bros. ;_;
>>1914150
True, but Brawler worked in corporate for over a decade before being booted out. Ryder probably has a chance. He could be have a position related to Social Media.
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF THORNS
>In the latest Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Dave Meltzer said that CM Punk would view a WWE return as a “loss in life.”
>“The thing with Punk is that, according to those close to Punk, he would see going back to WWE as a loss in life, where Goldberg was just a businessman who had hard feelings about the past but would have no trouble letting them go if it was the right business.”
>won't come back anytime soon because muh pride
>maybe a decade later when he's a bitter broken old man and it's too late he'll come back for a HoF induction. Probably have a "redemption" storyline with a 60 year old Haitch to kayfabe bury the hatchet ala Bret Hart in 2010
>people will say "what if prime CM Punk wrestled AJ Styles/Kevin Owens/Seth Rollins like they do with Bret vs Brock/Angle/Cena etc"
>>1914244
delete this
>>1914244
>hall of fame induction
LOL funny joke.
UPON MY LIAR'S CHAIR
>>1914244
>WWE still on business on 20 years
LOL funny joke
>>1914244
He is pretty much the modern day Bret Hart
someone please make a video compiling the pics in this thread like someone did with the daniel bryan thread
Why do people shit post on /asp/ with this shit? Why not spam his social media or something? Posting these threads on here is just pointless.
>>1914341
They all come back. Punk won't be any different.
just come home phil
work a part time contract collect fat stacks for 20-25 dates a year
>>1914424
I for one look forward to seeing Phil come back almost crippled as a 60 something, to shake old-man Haitch's hand who is now chairman of the WWE, which now has the audience of TNA after the PG-era left it a mere shadow of its former self. Hopefully old-man Haitch books him to have to kiss his ass or some other hilarious shit.
>/asp/ still can't let it go
He's never coming back. Just move on.
>>1914424
>they all come back
except for Macho Man
>>1914169
He'll come back to job to Ellsworth.
>>1914621
Vince didn't want Macho Man back after he fucked underage Steph
>>1914380
Bret Hart had a way better career than Punk
>>1914629
>implying Vince wouldn't have let that go
Vince McMahon would probably let someone back in who chopped his arm off if he knew he could profit from it
FULL OF BROKEN THOUGHTS
I CANNOT REPAIR
BENEATH THE STAINS OF TIME
THE FEELINGS DISAPPEAR
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY
IN THE END
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY
I WOULD KEEP MESELF
I WOULD FIND A WAY
>>1914144
XD > File name
RVD is better.
>>1914783
>434 days vs having the title for a week til your career literally goes up on smoke.
Hahahahaha
Good one anon.
>>1914621
Savage never returned to a WWE ring but he did allow his likeness to be in WWE games and even did a video promo for a game...so there was that
yay i love singing threads!
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOOOWWAARRS
>>1915290
But he fucked Steph
>>1914380
I've sat it before and I'll say it again: in 15-20 years, Punk will actually become 10x the bitter old man that Bret Hart is now.
Bret's bitterness is at least somewhat justified (asshole HBK, Screwjob, brother dead from unnecessary stunt). Punk on the other hand is literally just mad because the biggest wrestling company in the world didn't push him the exact way he wanted to be pushed. He forms and holds grudges with people over the pettiest shit, and he loves being miserable. He has way too much pride for his own good. I also don't think he cares about his WWE legacy like Bret did. All these reasons are why he'll most likely never return, not even many years later in old age.
>>1915337
Sadly..... this.
Punks attitude is his worst enemy.
>>1914380
Pls, Bret is an alltime great who had a huge and legendary career
Punk was a flash in the pan
>>1913864
>Beth becomes Housewife
>Evan blazed himself out of a job
>Cody cucked himself and his wife into TNA
>Daniel Bryan lived the veggie state too much, killing his career and his health in the process
>Cuckman Phil
Based Kofi and Ryder putting good matches and fun gimmicks for entertainment