/asp/ & /wwe/ Predict... Hell in a Cell 2016

Ploppin' Turds reporting in

>2Old Pedo still allowed to post

>>1913276
Done and done

The pre-show is a shot in the dark as I give no fucks about cruiserweight shit. Voted for based Kendrick though

>>1913276
Whys there a virus ad when i click on link?

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Bump

>including the no build kick off match

reeeeeee

>including irrelevant cruiserweight kickoff match

How the fuck am I supposed to know who any of those people are? Stop including fucking preshow matches.

I think I voted smart. except on cruiser weights

I want kendrick to win

There's not many matches I'm looking forward to other than Perkins and Kendrick.

remove the preshow you idiot

>>1913381
>>1913406
>>1913506
I think we get it chode. If it's on the PPV card then it should included, stop crying over it.

>>1913514

>pre-show
>main card

Sean O'Haire yourself

>>1913514
What's next, dark matches? Idiot.

>>1913518
> B-b-b-b-but predicting the preshow is too hard, please make it easier for little ol' me, I don't want a challenge

>>1913522
A 50:50 guess is not a challenge. Match has zero buildup. End your pathetic existence.

>>1913521
It's always been done with the preshow matches in mind. Why are you crying about it now? I can make the same pointless argument as you, if we remove the preshow match, what next? Non-title matches? Women's matches? Anything other than the main event?

>>1913525
>Match has zero buildup
Well if you watch Raw you can see the build up, the crusierweights are on there just as much as any others.

>>1913525
So if they announced Braun Stowman vs. Curtis Axel on the Friday before the show we shouldn't include it because "THERE WAS NO BUILD UP!" Would that be 50/50?

2cold can you post the clean sweepers for last ppv

>>1913540
That match would have intrinsic buildup. Strowman is a monster heel, Axel is a jobber. None of those cruiserweights have any character other than flippy midget.

Bumparoo

>>1913585
B... but the nignog can dance!

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>>1913276
>omg did Charlotte REALLY injure Sasha!?
>at least one match ends in no contest
>Seth gets shenanigan'd out of the title
>Royal Rumble PPV Rollins VS Owens

>>1913629
WAKE ME UP

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>>1913577
No Mercy I believe, just two clean sweepers. I would have made it my third in a row if it weren't for Luke Harper coming out in the last match.

thanks for actually showing me the card. The only matches i knew about was universal and women's title. Still don't care though. When's Smackdowns PPV?

Done.

Deano reporting in.

maxskapunk checking in, missed out last time but i'm feeling good about hiac

Maybe, just maybe this is my chance

Shieeet, here's hoping I finally get one

>all these garbage matchups

JUST

>>1913276
bump

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>>1913671
hoping to get my first clean sweep

2OldPedo should be banned.

I Voted

fucking kill yourself 2pedO

Always wanted to do one of these never knew when they happened tho.
This card Seems so obvious that I'm not sure they will actually happen.

>>1913276
I just posted my vote.
The card is awful. There will be no surprises.

>Carter still spergs to this day

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>it's a no surprises PPV
>it's a New Day winslol PPV

Absolute best case scenario is HHH comes to help Kevin and Jericho, but Jericho codebreakers him then puts all of Kevin, HHH, and Seth on the list.
Or if Sasha breaks her neck trying to prove she's just as legit as any of the dudes. That would be good.

>>1913276
Voted

>>1913276
No bump for you applepaedo

>>1913406
>How the fuck am I supposed to know who any of those people are?

You could try paying attention.

>>1913533
>>1914963

>they watch and pay attention to RAM

>>1913585
>being "a jobber" is character

State of heightmarks.

>None of these cruiserweights have any character other than flippy midget.

But that's wrong dummy.

>>1914964
Well if you don't want RAM don't complain when you don't know who the people fighting in the PPV are.

>>1914968
I didn't complain I was just making fun
>watching RAM
>big stacks sabatelli won't even be on there

>>1914972
>NXMeme
lol

>>1914972
>Tino shitposting

Your forced meme sucks anon.

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>>1914996
>>1915011
>they don't have stacks

I didn't even know that today was the "PPV"
Fucking RAW is complete trash

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this girl i like is coming over tonight to watch the PPV and i'm so nervous i never even kissed a girl. i can't sleep i'm so nervous and i'm stressed. what if i suck at making out she's going to laugh at me. what if she wants to do sex and shes disappointed by my exact 6 inch penis. i might just call it off and watch the PPV myself

>>1915028
5 is enough. Anything more is pleasant but unnecessary.

t. 6.5

As a girl who has had over 200 threesomes there is nothing to worry about. Sex is just sex it means nothing unless you yourself make it mean something. I've been in plenty of relationships where I've had sex with other people, is that cheating? Well it depends if it meant something to me, if not then it's the same as scratching a good itch. People put to much weight on the idea of sex.

>>1915046
Meant for >>1915028

Stupid phone.

>>1915014
Nobody does you stupid idiot. Ever heard of e-banking?

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>>1913276
Bamp

>>1915028
if she wants to have sex on what i assume is a first date type of thing then she's a whore and you should get far away from her

>>1915028
Kissing tends to just come naturally, and six inches is average. Don't stress about it, just enjoy the PPV together.
If she laughs at you then she's a bitch anyway.

>>1915277
>only dates sexually repressed women

I know it's scary and unfamiliar to you, but but girls wanting to have sex with you is actually a good thing.

>>1915071
can't make it rain etransfers

>>1915310
t. cuck

>>1914965
No it isn't

>>1915028
>only six inches
Are you asian?

>>1913276
What are your predictions?

There will be 1 (one) title that changes hands at HIAC. I promise you this

>>1915429
It'll be a terrible show.

>no jericho match
>not even sami/strowman is confirmed yet

>>1915477
cruiserweight?

>>1915490
yeah

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>>1915028
>she wants to do sex

>>1913276
>Cedric Alexander,Lince DoradoandSin Caravs.Tony Nese,Drew GulakandAriya Daivari
Spotfest/10 result doesn't matter
>T.J. Perkins(c) vs.Brian Kendrick
Kendrick wins.
>The New Day(Big E,Kofi Kingstonand/orXavier Woods) (c) vs.CesaroandSheamus
New days lives another day. Booooring.
>Enzo Amore and Big Cassvs.Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson
Everybody loses. I mean, they already ruined both teams with shit booking anyway.
>Bayleyvs.Dana Brooke
Bayley wins in a mediocre match because Dana Brooks can't wrestle
>Roman Reigns(c) vs.Rusev
Vince tries to push Roman again and has him win. Crowd boo's him.
>Kevin Owens(c) vs.Seth Rollins
Trips will ruin another match by screwing Seth
>Sasha Banks(c) vs.Charlotte Flair
Banks scores hometown victory. She'll feud with Bayley for the title while Charlotte starts a feud with Dana Brooks. Unless she kills herself. She'll probably jump off the cage and impale herself on something

going for the 4th clean sweep (beat that!)... on the devil's night

>>1913276
2oldPedo, Carter, and Bretcunt need to retire desu

>>1915619
Bretcunt is still the GOAT kys right now

>>1915621
he's a washed-up fraggle who needs to y'know, pass the torch asap

>Kick-Off Show: Cedric Alexander, Lince Dorado & Sin Cara vs. Tony Nese, Drew Gulak & Ariya Daivari
Who the fuck are these guys?
I only know Sin Cara.
Did any of these fucks get any screen time?

>>1915621

Kys Bretmong

>>1915619
The gimmickfag/tripfag meme should die in general. The fact that all of these cunts are still around is just proof of how autistic they are

>>1915479
well, yeah

>>1915028
5.25 " is the worldwide average. I have a 6 and have never had a complaint. If a girl digs you then she will be fine with your size.

>>1915621
THIS
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>>1915690
Salty anti-gimmickfag is the second worst gimmick here

>>1915623
> he's a washed-up fraggle
As opposed to this fatty who hasnt washed in a week

>>1915638
Main Event / Superstars

>>1914964
>>1914972

>This spastics who pretend they don't watch RAW but are here for the PPV

Bumpity.

why is everyone complaining about the kickoff match? everyone knows faces always win these dumb last minute feudless matches. They literally had the same fucking match on superstars. It's a fucking easy free pick.

>>1916290
> B-b-b-but it's too hard Anon
> I want every single match to be easy to predict :-(
I know right? We've always done the kick-off match. I like it too, see everyone get pissed off at losing immediately at that match. Plus it's ASP Predicts Hell in a Cell, not ASP Predicts Hell in a Cell (but not the kickoff match).

Why is it saying my comment is an invalid format?

>>1916314
Comment or name? If it's a name it can't be bigger than 25 characters.

Sasha Botches and is the only belt change, because we have to have Charlotte be a 'high-numbered' women champion, just like her Father.

AND cheats and retains while still being babyfaces somehow.

Roman retains and literally destroys Rusev.

Jericho comes out and helps KO to win. HHH comes out looking to protect Rollins and ends up Pedigree'ing everyone.

Bayley beats Dana, literally pissbreak.

Gallows and Anderson beat Enzo and Cass, another pissbreak (unfortunately) .

It's going to be a pretty boring PPV if Sasha doesn't botch too hard, but it will be great if she almost kills herself, and lets Dana take a shot at the title.

> MFW I just realised the PPV is going to be an hour earlier because of daylight saving not yet kicked in, in America

I'm gonna close the polls at :30 or when the crusierweights start coming out, what ever happens first.

cannot find voting poll need new link

>>1916358
Click the link in the OP anon, then click the link on that page because the first poll is full.

>>1916367
did that it give me nothing

>>1916372
Do a screengrab babe.

>>1916372
>https://derpy.me/yGuzQ
never mind now it works

Poll is now closed.

did anyone predict Charlotte?

>>1921910
Charles squad reporting in