Spooky Edition
Theme/Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHUy81jKls&list=WL&index=6
Segment from Smackdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZblfhKZh5Q
Previous Thread: >>1886078
>nobody likes you becky
what the heck did she mean by this
autism
HAHAHA SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO CUT PROMOS ANYMORE
>>1910241
Bliss basically just copied that dude that was ranting at Becky like a super villain over the weekend
>>1910247
>believing anything Alvarez says about anything
thats one way to go
>>1910237
Will she dress up as a man for halloween and rape bliss with her 4'' clit?
>>1910345
stop trying to be so edgy
>>1910237
Odd, Becky looks like Velvet Sky a bit here to me
>>1910345
I know youre not actually asking, but she said shes gonna be Siryn.
>>1910441
>>1910441
fuck. i really wanna see her clit
have you guys ever liked someone who's in a relationship and you know you stand zero chance with someone so perfect? that's how i feel right now also i hear her and her bf bang every morning because the walls are so thin
>>1910486
You haven't killed yourself yet?
>>1910486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04
>>1910486
why havent you told her this yet anon
>Be in line at the airport
>See this
What do you do?
>>1910538
Take off my trilby and ask her to throw at at me like in her entrace, then take my becky lynch figures out of my pockets and ask her to sign them for me and then take a few pictures with me.
>>1910538
leave her alone out of respect and not take a weird picture like this and tweet it at her.
>>1910548
this
too many people being weirdos to wrestlers and bugging them
I would only say something if she somehow made eye contact with me but i would just say some lame beta thing like "hey champ" or something along those lines but not try having a conversation with her and leave her on her way.
>>1910548
>>1910598
majestic hair
>>1910590
especially if its at an airport. Like, thered certainly be a part of me that would want to just go on to her about how great she is, but I dont wanna bother her. Or look like a weirdo in front of everyone else in line around me.
>>1910597
fair
>>1910607
Hi Ethan!
>>1910538
squeeze her butt then scream ITS A PRANK BRO
>>1910538
what are thoooose
>>1910643
expensive shoes
>>1910538
Scream "FRUITY, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, OH BY GAWD ARE THEY FRUITY, DELICIOUS skittles" at her
>>1910622
kek
>>1910538
Ask her where bayley is so I can see a nice ass
>>1910813
piss off wanker
>>1910538
Quickly sniff her hair deeply then run away like naruto
what the fuck is going on here
Not really any new information, but Bex wrote a short thing for ESPN about her journey http://www.espn.com/espnw/culture/feature/article/17902184/in-their-own-words-leaders-wwe-women-revolution
>>1910833
>>1911595
Based Uce
>>1911595
WHAT THE FUCK?
IS HE TRYING TO INITIATE A THREEWAY WITH NAOMI AND BECKY?
GOD I WANT TO SNIFF BECKYS HAIR
>>1910237
>Becky dressing up as her career
>>1910448
i want to see pregnant becky
>>1911727
What do you think it smells like
>>1911903
aww. Cool Hands still kinda seems like a bit of a douche but he makes Becky happy so thats all that matters.
Fernando is not happy with this, however
>>1911917
still going
>>1911917
>Cool Hands still kinda seems like a bit of a douche
His shitty tattoos and fashion sense make it seem that way but I would bet that he's pretty cool in person.
>>1911999
yeah the tattoos are the main thing, but I wouldnt doubt that. If Becky likes him he's probably alright
lol
>>1910548
Not enough eggs.
https://twitter.com/Khal5SOS/status/792121221768998914
>>1912151
thats kinda weird
>>1912139
>he doesn't know the reference
>>1910538
Stealthily sneak up on her, inhale a big whiff of her butt, and keep kiss her ass until she panics and turns around and beats me up and restrains me out of instinct
>>1912174
I like references someone tell me the reference
>>1912151
>ywn hold hands with Bex in an amusement park
>>1912166
You don't get to decide what's weird if you post in this thread.
BASED BEX
>>1912239
you have a point
>>1912179
Wew lad if you didn't know the eggs reference then you need to lurk more.
>>1911875
burning
>>1911939
this guy has nothing on based tom
>>1912151
he's so fucking tiny. she's bigger than him
>>1912241
Shots fired at Kevin Dunnce
>>1912241
kek
all she has to do is stop talking like she has marbles in her mouth and no one would complain
>>1912471
eh they're 5'5-5'6. i'm 5'11 and people around 5'6 never seem short to me in person. the person who took the picture is probably holding the camera really high so they look even shorter.
>>1912543
Fuck is it with WWE superstars and Disney
>>1912560
If you're in a relationship everyone knows Disnleyland is the best place to vacation but what do I know everyone here is apathetic emotionless dweebs.
>>1912560
well they live in Orlando, and its right there.
>>1912241
WWE would like to wish Rebecca the best in all her future endeavours
>>1912582
I kinda think her actually saying something means it was just some bullshit Alvarez came up with because he doesnt like her and hes an idiot. I dont think she'd take a public shot like that regarding something real, shes not Paige.
>>1910538
hey thats my local airport, its denver international
>when becky linch lose belt alexi bliss
>mine face
>love u finn
>"no"
>hes so dreamy
>>1912795
She's pretty fucking hot. Too bad she is still pining for a gay man
>>1912781
more of this
>>1912794
>>1912543
>dating a non-white manlet
JUST
>>1912471
he's big where it matters
>>1913271
>implying she's white either
>>1910241
I like Becky
If only Bruno's grotesque ears weren't in the way
whats wrong with her eyes
>>1913911
cute
>>1913831
derp eyes
>>1914320
theyre cute though.
Becky is once again doing a meet and greet tomorrow morning, and you know what that means: more pictures with awkward dudes.
>>1914420
Are you one of those fans?
>>1913911
GOAT teeth
>>1914459
nah, as much as I like her I wouldnt pay money to meet her. I'm also not near New Jersey where this is happening.
>>1914476
Damn, Becky is pretty hot there.
>>1913831
I've always noticed her left eye seems a bit off, and I've always figured it was related to when she fucked up one of her cranial nerve in Germany when she was younger.
Not sure if damaging a cranial nerve could affect the eyes however, but she does not seem to have uneven eyes in her younger photos.
>>1914476
always though this was her best look and still do; not bad how she is now though
be my mommy bexxy
>>1911372
>"I was away for seven years. I always kept journals, and it's crazy to go back and read these journals because it seemed like I had unfinished business."
I really hope that at the end of her career, she'll consider releasing a collection of this like Mick Foley did with The Hardcore Diaries. I really find reading books on wrestling more personal than watching WWE Network specials.
>>1914725
> spudniggers
> writing
Hmm
Her ''''''journals''''''' are just drawings of potatos and cogs that she daubed with her own faeces
>>1914725
>seven years of 'i wish finn would notice me:('
what did she mean by this
>>1914999
>what she's thinking about
>>1910244
>>1914999
"he won't stop talking about his fookin lego"
>>1914999
>Wtf I hate finn now!
>>1914725
same, what we know of her story is so interesting and the parts we dont know are probably more so. Hopefully when shes done shes willing to share more of that.
I really want Becky Lynch to talk sexy to me. Should be amazing.
>>1915505
jesus christ
>>1915606
Mikaze?
>ywn see take becs to disney
Jdimsa
>>1915606
sasha on suicide watch
>>1915768
this is gonna be what sets her off to do a frog splash off the cell tonight
>>1915505
>them hips
The 100's Eliza Taylor
>>1916071
How are her teeth so good
>>1917623
Becketty should be DELETED
>>1915776
shes got some fine hips on her
>>1919487
are we still doing this deleted thing
Bex is very proud of her bestie for whatever that match was supposed to be
>>1920243
REEE STOP BREAKING KAYFABE
>>1920393
>REEE
go back
>>1920393
>>1920679
would eat her little ass like groceries
>>1920679
>people legit thought she was getting new boobs
>>1920689
watch it
>>1920699
kek this
>>1920699
I thought that was more of a meme than a thing people legitimately thought, like the abortion thing.
>>1920781
>those traps
wew lad
>>1920781
come on bro, you should know the type of people lurking here and you know some of them would believe that
>>1920689
I want her to sit on my face until I died
Smackdown are lucky they booked their next title defense for a random episode of Smackdown. It would have been hard to match the main event of Hell in a Cell.
>>1920781
holy fucking yum
>>1912543
becky pls
>>1920802
unless lexi lets her ass hang out. then raw is btfo yet again
>>1915505
>those hips
wtf i want to impregnate becky now
>>1920794
Wishful thinking on my part, I guess. It just didnt make logical sense.
>>1920802
It would be hard to do worse than Sasha and Charlotte did
>>1921839
This
>>1921839
I thought that match was fine as pure PG era hardcore 'garbage' wrestling, which we frankly havent seen the women do much of really. It was booked terribly and it wasnt nearly as good as WWE is gonna act like it was for the next 10 years, but theres been a lot worse HiaC matches.
A special video pun from the Bex https://www.instagram.com/p/BMO9g88hCwr/
>>1920976
I bet she'd be a hot pregnant chick. Like that baby weight would go to all the right places.
>>1922339
i need to see this now
>>1922339
>Becky with big pregnant breasts
>>1922341
same, same.
heres what Im assuming is a gallery of every picture from her meet and greet yesterday, I dont feel like looking through all of them at the moment but there might be something funny in there I dunno http://beckylynchphotos.com/thumbnails.php?album=897
>>1920243
>no mention of Sasha
BURIED
>>1922541
she did mention her before the match to be fair. https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/792892533466664961
but never forget that Sasha didnt say a word of congratulations after Becky won the belt, so assuming they dont like each other is more fun.
>>1922781
Weren't all of those except the first paige leak confirmed fake?
>>1922781
who is that?
>>1923051
its supposed to be Becky but I'm like 99% sure it isnt.
Becky did a Be a Star thing today. http://www.trentonian.com/article/TT/20161031/NEWS/161039938
>>1923051
It's some random woman carter found on the internet and he has tried for over 6 months now to convince people it's becky. it was posted with all the pedo mod threads
>>1922781
I can tell this isn't her by the feet and tits
>>1923079
Came hard to this
>>1921839
>>1921881
I thought the Hell in a Cell match was great. People were complaining like it was the worst match they've ever seen.
>>1920817
The good thing for Smackdown is with Survivor Series being the next PPV, it takes a bit of heat off from booking a Women's Championship match as both Charlotte and Becky will be competing in the Survivor Series elimination match.
>>1922180
Is it just me or has she not done one of these pun videos in a while? I feel like it's been some time since I've seen a new one.
>>1925019
>Is it just me or has she not done one of these pun videos in a while? I feel like it's been some time since I've seen a new one.
I think the WWE social media guy was making her do them and she burned out after a while
I want to see Becky in one of those muscle and fitness photoshoots. I think she's the most jacked shes ever been right now.
>>1925019
>Becky is going to job to Charlotte yet again
We early 2016 now
>>1924930
You may as well jack off to a 10 year old boy then
>becky loses the belt to alexa bliss and goes heel
>all dark becky, black hair make up and attire
>lights out becky instead of straight fire
>fakes an american accent
book it wwe
>>1925159
Based
>>1925027
I'd love to see that, Sasha did one and shes like a twig.
gosh dang it i got freaking cummies all over my underwear thinking about her shoulders :/
>>1925738
i want to give her a shoulder rub after a hard day at work
>>1925801
the fact that we all cant experience this feeling is another example of how lifes unfair.
almost time to see our girl, lads
looks like shes actually finally competing tonight
>>1912560
it's the happiest place on earth
even says it on the sign
>>1914734
sounds like what you'd find at the average art school
>>1920704
>ywn ejaculate onto finn's cut abs
>>1924880
god those fucking things were so relentless i began to wonder how much of /asp/ is just being posted by orphaned scripts
>>1925801
>people pay money to give becky shoulder rubs
>money goes to charity
>becky gets soothing shoulder rubs
>we get to touch her shoulders
this is literally an 'everyone wins' scenario
Becky up next teaming with Nikki against Bliss/Carmella
>>1927311
well that didnt go well again
What did he mean by this?
>>1928151
he meant he needs to have sex
>>1928151
He fucked both at the same time.
>>1927385
did they?
>>1927385
god i wish that were me
>>1928151
while were on the subject of Beckys mom, lets all remember
>>1928389
the same exact face
so not only was this another not great week for Bex, the only good picture from her match is her eating the pin.
Was it a rib that she was the only woman to not get any mic time?
>>1928592
that means it's more likely she's winning next week
>>1928592
why do the female wrestlers where stockings on their legs, why dont they go bare skin?
>>1928602
I hope its just a rib, shitty as that is. But she hasnt really had any mic time since that contract signing (outside of calling Alexa Dumbo last week) which feels like it was forever ago now so its anyones guess.
>>1928671
Even after winning the title, being a becky fan is still suffering
>>1925159
>Becky with an American accent
There's no reason to make her like everyone else on the roster. Her strong Irish accent is one thing that makes her more unique than all the other women and that's why people love her.
>>1927484
Just wait until next week when Becky makes Alexa Bliss tap in the middle of the ring.
>>1927385
You just KNOW
>>1928151
>he knows the name of becky's family members
what the fuck, this has went too far
>>1928679
the only reason she won the title is to put over younger and more talented women. you faggots thought this was a push? her big break? not at all. she's still the same jobber that wwe don't give a shit about
>>1928933
that bucky beaver fuck needs to be run over
>>1928815
>Just wait until next week when Becky makes Alexa Bliss tap in the middle of the ring.
blissfags cant comprehend that (i.e. reality)
Reminder that Becky is Seth Rollins from last year: A loser that won the title off a fluke and gets her ass kicked all the time
>>1929171
>Becky is going to reign for over 200 days and only drop the championship because of freak injury
Didn't think that through huh?
>>1929204
Babyfaces don't get long reigns so no
holy shit dunn btfo!!
>>1929206
>New Day have been champions since last August
>>1929156
>ITT: delusional blissfags
>>1928933
Which is stupid if true, because it clicked with me and I'm american.
>>1929271
What a retarded way to look at life.
You seem like a dumb person.
>>1929274
That's not very nice.
>>1929276
Life is too short to sugarcoat truth with pleasantry.
>>1929220
They move merch, becketty doesn't
>>1929154
I didnt even know her moms name, hes out of control.
>>1928389
maybe i just haven't read enough about Becky's family life, but has there ever been a picture of or her talking about her father? I only hear about/seen pictures of her mother and brother.
>>1930010
mesmerizing
>>1930010
personally think her ass looks a lot hotter in pants than in the common shorts she uses.
>>1930010
the ass is fat
>>1930029
She's posted pictures with her dad on instagram. It was a while ago, but they're probably still there.
>>1930029
I think shes basically just said that her dad was cool with her wrestling because he knew thats what she wanted to do but thats it pretty much.
Ok, so, all memes aside did Becky actually have an abortion or is it just a rumor?
>>1930786
>Irish
>Abortion
No chance
>>1930786
most likely no, its a convenient rumor though because of the shock value associated with it. Though to be honest I have virtually no idea how abortions work, so I dunno how any of the little bit we know could either prove or disprove it past just, like, using common sense.
In other news, Becky is very excited about her new reading material
>>1930867
fuck, forgot the picture
>>1930786
meme made up by virgins
>>1930786
Made up for clicks
>>1930874
>A grown woman reading comic books
Disgusting.
>>1930882
forgot pic
>>1931088
>>1931088
I found this to be arousing
>>1931088
>blisscucks will defend this
>>1928592
>needs two hands to pull back one leg
and people want this rat as champ? pls
>>1927385
>When she gives you THAT look
>>1931230
>tfw no gay storylines
i thought wwe was progressive
>>1931239
>Still don't have a black WWE universal champ
Not so progressive as you think they would be.
>>1931109
>Would still fuck.
>>1912241
Is straight fire slang for Chlamydia?
>>1912781
I hate this fucker so fucking much.
>>1932222
Nice quads
>>1932222
>leather pants
hhhnnngghhh more
>>1932228
>>1932222
how did she make her hips wider like that
>>1932228
literally leaking cummies
>>1932377
>the difference in the jaws
wew, roids have really changed her
>>1932769
Looks like she went back to Dublin for a while before the Euro tour starts
>>1932783
yeah thats what I gathered from her Instagram tags, the Smackdown shows start on Saturday so thats nice that she gets some time back home.
also jesus christ shes unreal.
>>1932769
nice
>>1932791
The fucking state of this stalker post
Is this gemeral the biggest unironic circlejerk in 4chan history?
>>1930874
Wtf I wanna read Wolverine comics now
>>1932769
i want to cummy on her tummy
>>1932810
>blissfag makes a reddit joke
>>1932810
It might be broke then mate you should go to the doctor
>>1932769
holy fucking yum!
>>1932769
Why doesn't she wrestle looking like this? She'd be more over
>>1933534
She's already the most over woman
>>1933536
not even close to sasha and bayley
>>1933536
That's not enough. She needs to be sexy. Maybe then wwe would fully get behind her
>>1933562
She got a way bigger pop than bayley just a few days ago
>>1933534
I dont think shes comfortable being on TV like this. Its the main explanation I've settled on.
give her a cyber gimmick and have her come out to assemblage 23 or vnv thanks
>>1934098
Good hairline. Sasha on suicide watch
>>1934167
White boots are underrated.
ywn rub her shoulders and quads after an intense match
>>1935029
life isnt fair at all
>>1934826
did they?
>>1935126
Is it even a question anymore?
>Deanetty cucked by Big Draw Becky for the front spot
>>1936104
based Bex
She also made the cover of the best matches of the year dvd.
>>1936189
>roman front and center
as it should be
>>1936201
what would you say was his best match of the year?
>>1936234
vs AJ Styles @ Extreme Rules
>>1936246
Think back to all his matches this year yes i would have to agree. I think this was the match that caught people by surprise; meaning that he does have good matches if matched with the right opponents.
>>1936104
BASED
>>1936189
>Shane and Undercarder
>best matches
Wew
>>1936189
Embarrassing picture of Charlotte there
>>1936541
Kill yourself pinhead
>>1937101
What is a lass?
Is that some irish slang?
Not a word they teach in school here.
Would Stone Cold wear a Becky shirt?
>>1937118
Lass=girl/woman/female person. I thought it was like a general British/Scottish/Irish phrase but i dunno, I'm an uncultured American.
>>1937129
So wearing a shirt with lass kicker would be perfect for Stone Cold.
>>1937137
it wouldnt be out of character, no
poor Becky, needing to hang out with Dolph all day
>>1910350
Rat skin, wringles WTF is wrong with this midget
>>1936572
my point exactly with aj/reigns matches.
>>1927187
Those were my favorite parts of /asp/ Carter or no Carter. I liked the relentlessness and self contained anger within him that he had to post it every second.
I'm from the other boards and I can tell you that /asp/ is at the end of it's life cycle now. No fun allowed
I also miss Beckylynchwaifuguy
>>1937222
same, he was a good lad.
>>1937246
But you are him you greasy haired underage faggot
>>1937300
/mu/ /tv/ /g/ /ic/ /gd/ /r/ /gif/ /wsg/ and was a higher up during moots run. Retired now, and can't stand hiro
>>1937274
>>1937300
nah I'm not a weeb.
>>1937332
yes you are faggot
>>1937337
I'm honestly not, but theres no real way to prove it I guess.
>>1937307
I didnt ask for your life story nerd
> and was a higher up during moots run
Oh so you are a paedo
Pls leave
>>1937215
bet she was born like 3 months early
>>1937129
It's rarely used outside of Scotland
>>1927187
They were funny desu
Based Bexbro working the fuck out of the yellow toothed council estate scum