/smack/ GAMETHREAD #1

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>>1903582
Pepe Shane makes me happy

The burial of AJ Styles continues.

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>>1903582
Who /TooSweet/ here?

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WOO WOO WOO

>Daniel losing his shit
I'll be watching the Flash but I'll be lurking with you till the next hour bros

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What to expect from tonight: wrestling

WHERE MY AJ COMMUNITY AT?

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All boards report!

/asp/ here!

Who are you rooting for in the World Series?

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Preshow starting off good already.

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Discord server lads

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>>1903612
sup familia

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>>1903612

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7658828/1/Neutron-s-Sexual-Experimentations
Enjoy and read all 9 parts

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>Goldberg jumps ship to Smackdown and gives promo
>"I decided to go to Smackdown cuz RAW is fucking gay. John Cena, it's you and me at Survivor Series.

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>>1903615

/m/ and /sp/ here

Can't watch smackdown today since it's opening night. Will probably watch it on watchwrestling or something desu

Cavs nation baby

oh please let that really be a full audience and not these camera mind fucks

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another week another entertaining show unlike another chance to laugh at rawtists

>>1903615
/vg/

I'm not into Baseball, but I'd love to see the Cubs win out and make history

>>1903615
Cubs!

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>tfw the A show is about to start

IscMintreql Allah catterpillar shit a cool thing a majig?

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>>1903628
makes it the comfiest day of the week

Always the same ads with you britbongs

>The country Ibiza
What is this shit im watching?

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>>1903634
I got some hot chocolate ready. Today has been a very cold day especially tonight.

LGTSS

>>1903628
>>1903637
You may laugh at the rawtists but you still watch raw at the end of the day.

Not sure whats worse unironically liking raw or forcing yourself to watch raw so you can shitpost in gamethreads

>>1903582

WHO /HYPE/ HERE

COULD BE 2 HOURS OF EVA MARIE AN WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN RAW

>>1903612
THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE IS HEEYA

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>>1903615

Windians.

can somebody write something in beckys language

I hope Ellsworth doesnt show up till the rumble, dont want him to get stale

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Mes Québécois sont ou?

>>1903615
Indians are red, Raw is red...
Cubs are blue, Smackdown is blue...
Cubs are going to win because Smackdown is obviously BTFO of Raw and thats gonna happen with Canadian/American Series

>>1903646
I rarely watch it. I just post in the gamethreads and play by ear what's happening.

>>1903652
Your about to be disappointed

BASED OPENING PROMO
RAW ALREADY BTFO

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>>1903637
>dat Berggold pic

After these last two weeks I've finally hopped on the "fuck off Ambrose" train

He honestly ruined last week's match and almost did the same two weeks ago

Power levels as of October 2016, don’t expect crazy no. Cuz they’re no Saiyans or nameks, yet!
Raw:
Akira Tozawa-412
Ariya Daivari-399
Big E-2097
Big Show-1253
Bo Dallas-440
Braaun strauman-761
Brian Kendrick-421
Brock Lesnar-30890
Cedric Alexanded-346
Cesaro-752
ChriS jericho-3356
Colin Cassidy-1365
CurtiS Axel-405
Darren Young-408
Drew Gulak-362
Enzo Amore-506
Epico-318
Finn Balor-801
Goldust-659
Grand Mteallic-409
HHH-32679
Jack Gallager-scouter estimates it to be around 374
Jinder “butter chicken” Mahal-298
Karl Anderson-489
Kevin Owens-996
Kofi kinxton-2034
Lince Dorado-370
Luke Gallows-495
Mark Henry-726
Mick Foley-217
Neville-499
Noam Dar-377
Primo-324
Rich Swan-327
Roman Reigns-14996
Ron Killings-643
Rusev-2960
Sami Zayn-653
Seth Rollings-12268
SheamUs-767
Sin Cara Dos-417
TJ Perkins-376
Titus Oneil-430
Tony Neeze-361
William Goldberg-12774
Xavier Woods-OVER 9000!!111!!1 Lol jk 1897
Alicia Fox-167
Bayley185
Charlotte Flair-6721
Dana Brooks-343
Emma-206
Nia Jax-671
Paige-213
Sasha Banks-4582
Stephanie McMahon-27630
SumRay-Ray estimated to be at143 according to scouter curtesy of the Frieza-Sama army
Smackdown:
Aiden English-257
AJ SStyles-26198
Apollo Crews-534
Baron Corbin-395
Bray Wyatt-1005
Chad Gable-670
Curt Hawkihns-277
Daniel Bryan-369
Dean Ambrose-5288
Dolph Ziggler-754
Erick Rowan-332
Fandango-241
Heath Slater-368
Jack Swagger-450
Jason Jordan-712
Jey Uso-842
Jimmy Uso-849
John Cena-31899
Kalisto-302
Kane-1135
Konnor-276
Luke Harper-994
Miz-819
Mojo Rawley-295
Randy Orton-25764
Rhyno-642
Shane McMahon-30938
Shelton Benjamin-scouter determines about 482
Simon Gotch-253
Tyler Breeze-241
Viktor-268
Zack Ryder-304
Alexa Bliss-334
Becky Lynch-659
Carmella-226
Eva Marie-211
Naomi-478
Natalya-544
Nikki Bella-1124
Vince McMahon-53000

>>1903652
OH FUCK ME

BIG MATCH JAMES!!

HUMBLE JAMES

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He's officially cancer now

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>>1903615
/e/ here, don't give a shit about stickball, but I hope the Cubs lose to trigger Phil

THIS IS A RUSE HE'S TURNING HEEL

Based Ellsworth and Aj working together.

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>Deanetty will beat AJ clean tonight

Shoot me immediately familia

james ellsworth heel turn incoming

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Littéralement personne me répond comme d'habitude...

>going to run this into the ground

CATCHING FLIES

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>mfw BME turns on Ambrose

Deanetty is a no-dimes-drawing dick

>>1903646
>thinking im dumb enough to put myself through 3 hours of a shit show
what ya think im rawtistic?

BASED Brayy Lmao getting shit started

Glad they aren't shoving Ellsworth into the match, but way to be a dick Dean.

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Howard Finkelsdick

>>1903662

Randy Orton-25764
Braaun strauman-761
Baron Corbin-395

the fuck

>>1903676
IN HIS MAW

>Start the show with based Dean and based no chin teasing a heel turn
>Bray Wyatt right after

Why is this show so fucking based, lads?

You guys haven't heard James has been signed to a contract with wwe, he's not going anywhere

Deans looking a lot more redhead than the past. Is he dyeing it now or before?

ellsworth joining the club

>>1903646
Why would I waste 3 hours of my life when I can check Youtube for 5 minutes to see what shit happened

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How much money do you think Vince has wasted on all of those flashlights since Bray debuted?

Yeah but where's Kane?

>>1903683
Humans in DBZ can't go that high my man

I'm actually hyped for this casket match tbqh, hopefully they copy Mil vs Fenix

>>1903692
A gorillion dollaroos

ellsworth true leader of Bullet Club?

that's gotta be kane

that's gotta be Kane!!!

>>1903693
Oh there he is

>>1903693
Omg that's, that's gotta be Kane!

>Orton/Kane tag team is officially a thing

For what purpose?

>WWECW Championship
Wait, WWE is mentioning it? It's actually canon?

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>SD actually has a repeat match
>throws in a juicy stip

When was the last time we had a no DQ on RAM?
Based SmA+ck

>>1903662
this is gay

>>1903692
They're sponsored by Sonic and Humans so it's probably a wash

>>1903704
mutual rivals?

>>1903704
Randy needs a pawtnuh

Am I the only one who wants to legitimately punch James Ellesworth in the face?

Why do you anime losers root for literal sperglords?

>>1903662
Pretty accurate list

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>Otunga still hasn't been fired

>>1903704
the Authority persists on Smackdown until the day Shane can be usurped from his position and Stephanie can once again control Raw and Smackdown.

>>1903710
Humana not humans

A+ show advertising the F- show's PPV. Why is SD so humble lads?

Kane's uppercuts are beautiful

>>1903708
>he thinks a no dq means anything but Randy coming and dropping a rko

>>1903713
Say that to his face fucker and watch you catch a no chin music in the gabber

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>>1903713
So edgy. Im sure james could mush you.

>>1903706
nothing from before 3 months ago is canon

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Fuck, je suis tellement tanner des autistes qui font comme si ca était incroyable...

KANE NO!

>>1903718
Gotta give Rawtists a handicap.

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SHITS GOING DOWN LADS! Honestly Booker deserves this win, fuck Batista

>>1903713
I like what they did with Ellesworth, they cashed in on the meme. They gotta learn when to let him go though. See he's popular, keep him on for 3 shows. Sell his shirts and let him take a third of the profits from it, then release him. Keep his contact info for Rumble.

HARPGOAT

>>1903721
>(you)

>>1903720
cool fact: gallows uses them because he was the fake kane

MORE LIKE SPOOK HARPER

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>BASED HARPGOAT

Lou Karper and his new Bow gesture is too based.

HARPGOAT!

>>1903718
They want everyone to see how Christ awful raw is

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>>1903734

>>1903646
i feel bad for them

but I think a lot of you reading this very thread are undercover rawtists

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>This is already better than Raw

I'm done lads

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Pretty shit main event so far

>>1903723
>A skinnyfat actor who plays a frivolous jobber crushing a ninth degree Jujitsu black belt

Yeah ok buddy

>>1903720
since his debut his uppercuts have always looks incredibly devastating, only other person that could match his is 'Taker and Goldust

>>1903730
He should at least get a few months in nxt to see if he can rise above his meme status

What happened to playing the match in the corner during the commercials?

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God these TRUTH commercials have been giving me cancer.

>>1903749
jews probably shut it down

>>1903750
bro, together we can be the generation that ends smoking

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>>1903744
>ninth degree jujitsu black belt

Hahahhahaha ya right. Pic related its you.

>its only 8:14 why is there wrestling on already wheres the 20 min promo
ummm wtf now I hate raw

>>1903746
His dime-drawing status comes from his meme-strength desu. Best to let him go and keep him away until the rumble.

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What's the point? Honestly can these two just fuck off they've been on the screen for 5 minutes

>>1903750
Nothing will ever be as worse as those literal meme ads they did

>>1903744
>ninth degree Jujitsu black belt

Sure and I'm a chef at Wendy's with a $100,000 starting salary

>>1903752

but i love smoking

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OH SHIT A SUPLEX!

Harper true friend

This is the best match Kane had in years. How does Smackdown do it?

>>1903750
I quit smoking for a while and picked it right back up because the ads made me feel like smoking

>>1903744
That's pretty cool but are you stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

>>1903646
>implying it's not background noise when I'm playing vidya and shitposting RAM threads

>>1903750
>Dubstep
>Smoking
>Wage Gap
But it contains all the best things

Crowd is fucking dead

THEY TALK TO ME

SNEK

>dat pop for Orton
based snek

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And of course Big Man John needs to be there to ruin the end

I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

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A wild Snek appears

SNEK

LOL WHAT

WHAT

WHAT THE HELL?

HOLY WUT

RANDY NO!

WTH!!

BASED SMACKDOWN SWERVE

SNEK IS RANDY WYATT NOW

Wut?

WHAT THE FUCK

ORTON HEEL TURN CONFIRMED?

SWERVE

>>1903775
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHING FOR

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WHAT?!

spoop snek time

>>1903759
>>1903753
I realize it's flabbergasting not everyone on a wrestling thread is a portly neckbeard who's mentally handcapped, but even my novice students would kick your measly little asses fucking maggots

>>1903766
>Weaboo shit
>Naruto

At least cite half decent anime

Russo is BACK

SWERVED WAT

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SWERVE WHAT THE FUCK!

BASED SNEK

>RANDY'S JOINING THE NWO!
>THAT SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS!

SWERVED

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What?

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Booker looks confused haha

Why are they playing Randy's theme lol

HOLY SHIT

WHUT WHY WANDY

Orton Wyatt family now??

>Safe to tay

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Miss me bros?

SAFE TO SAY YOU CANT FUCKING TALK MATE

I love this qt even if she botches her lines

>RAW

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>Show opens with RAW leftover "demon Kane" and "loser of fueds" Bray Wyatt
>Predictable lights-go-out and emergence of Harper, something RAW was doing 2 years ago
>Literally shitting on your world title by having it defended on your weekly show with a chinless jobber challenger
>Smackfags will defend this

There's a reason Lesnar/Goldberg isn't being built on SmackDown.

Oh she's cute.

>>1903775
>>1903792
WHAT'S ANDY ORGAN DOING ATTACKING THE HUMONGOUS CRIMSON GIANT KANE

She's getting fired

wtf?

>>1903796
Everyone here is a fat manlet underage virgin unless they show proof. Pics or it didn't happen.

>>1903796
>Not knowing the pasta

AJ threatening FAGGOT Ellsworth with a chainsaw when?

>Opens with based No Chin
>Then a based Bray match with Based swerve
>Now MIG MATCH AJ

Smack is GOAT MY NIGGAS

>>1903812
He looks.like he smells.bad

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>>1903812
Yes, lanky Kong we miss you

>goober

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>melted action figure

Goobers btfo

ELLSWORTH BTFO

>>1903816
>There's a reason Lesnar/Goldberg isn't being built on SmackDown
because Lesnar's a Raw superstar, dummy

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SHES BACK BOYS!

Don't bully the Worth ;-;

>>1903816

>seething rawtist desperately trying to download the A+show

here's your (you) mate, I'm feeling generous

HEY
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

>>1903827
HE

>>1903823
Sorry, I spent my time training and keeping in shape, not learning weaboo memes

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>>1903816
this! fucking smackdrumpfs are literally living in la la land

>Based Becky back

Smackdown just gets better. raw isn't even worth watching at this point.

What is love?

>>1903816
>There's a reason Lesnar/Goldberg isn't being built on SmackDown.

Because Lesnar is on Raw you fucking rawtist

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>mfw Randy is turning into the Big Show

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I honestly can't stand these two twats

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>>1903796
pshh nothin personell kid

Is Tom Sersu SEETHING right now?

>triple Main Event
How the fuck does that work? Will all 3 matches be going on at the same time?

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>Triple Main event

Rawtists will defend this

>>1903843
Baby don't hurt me!

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How do rawtists not commit suicide? 22min in and we won

>>1903847
Your gimmick sucks. You have autism?

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>>1903843
on that skysports too huh?

I'm glad Orton turned

>>1903853
Yeah
You didn't know that?

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>>1903856
because rawtists are dumb

>>1903860
I hope it means a Wyatt face turn.

>>1903776
that looks like a well cared for snek anon

>>1903839
>pretending on the internet to impress a bunch of nerds
Pic of belly with time stamp. Don't worry I know your a fat fuck who won't reply

what's everyone think of the randy swerve they salvaged an uninteresting fued IMO smacklads

>>1903858
Yeah :D

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>>1903853
>>1903854
It will look something like this

>>1903864
I agree

Smarks are fucking cancer

>>1903864
but, but... shes not smiling..

>>1903856
They are still convinced that some major swerve or a huge return will happen. Or at least thats why I still bother to phone in a watch on mondays, cause its fucking terrible.

>>1903864
Jesus fucking Christ Mick

>>1903864
This faggot needs to get thrown off the cell again

>>1903872
Well, you saw everyone's reaction here.

>>1903864
What the hell happened to Foley? Was he always like this or is he having a midlife crisis

Why are raw writers so shit compared to smackdown? You could literally switch the roster and smackdown would still be comfier than raw.

>>1903870
I second this

>teammate vanishes during your match
>don't see him for a whole fucking week
>comes back in a casket, never explains where the fuck he went or how he got back
Damn right I'll RKO the bastard. Too much spooky shit going on, Randy's gotta make sense of it from outta nowhere.

>>1903870
What do you want to jerk off to my abs for?

>>1903856
How does one become a "rawtist"?
What am I if I watch both

>>1903880
i think going through the ring fucked him up

STRAIGHT FIRAH!

>>1903875
kek

>>1903875
I'd actually not turn it off

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>>1903856
>rawtists endure 3 hours of suicidal inducing thoughts
>25 mins in and smacklads are already pleasantly entertained

who's TEAM BEX here?

>>1903890
Normal

>>1903889
Put your trip back on Carter

BASED BECKY HELL YEAH NIGGERS

>>1903890
An Idort.

Kek, what a retard

>>1903889
Of they are as nice as you say why wouldn't I?
Haha get BTFO fat fuck

>Becky has love handles again

>sorry not sorry

BASED BLISS saving us from that downy potato

B L I S S
L
I
S
S

MUH FUCKING DICK

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>Renee wearing Deans leather jacket

Wtf is becky even saying

>based bliss does it again

BASED BLISSFU!

I NEED YOU IN MY BED BLISS

please speak English Becky

IT IS GOO TO BE BOOG

>>1903900
Hey I didn't say I liked them equally

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>that side boob

Becky's alright

BIG SIS BILSS

>>1903889
>He actually weighs 400 lb

Embarrassing desu

Alexa bliss looks underage

STOP BULLYING RENEE

>>1903884
go back a few years and he was shitting on it as bad as we were but they gave him a show and now he has to take it up the ass

FAP4BLISS

FFS WTF IS HER VOICE

I want Becky Lynch to suplex me and put me in a submissionhold

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>Bliss in those pants

Bliss is a shit

RENEE BTFO

I want Based Bliss to fist my dick-hole. $$$$$

>>1903918
And?

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>>1903890
you can either have smackdowns or be rawtistic.. you cannot be both

As Becky started talking my Dad came in and asked

>Is that really a woman?

OH good, its a womens segment where they are not shouting really fucking loud

BIG DISS BLISS BLOWING OUT THE TUMBLR AND POTATOFU FAGS

DOOUMBO

If Becky says Come At Me Bro Raw wins

WHAT THE FUCK IS BECKY SAYING

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

STOP BOOLY RENEE

>>1903615
Cusb

helo ratto

>>1903890
>Le middle ground meme

Fuck off

she had an abortion right

Irish trickery afoot

Dear God don't let Becky talk.

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Them fucking leggings

>>1903938
No fucking clue

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>Those pants on Bliss

>that fucking accent and voice

Take the mic away from her

>>1903922
she sounds like a truck driver from the outskirts of dublin but it's kind of endearing

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>Alexa Bliss

MUH DICK

I need to see Alexa's ass in those pants

>>1903615
Red Sox

>RAW

WHAT'S HAPPENING! HOLY SHIT THE DISSING!

>BOYFRIEND

Bex waifuists unequivocally BTFO

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>Americans are so dumb they cant understand what a native english speaker is saying.

Why even live Amerilards

>Reminder to this point on ram last night Rollins stole a list and Enzo had a solo match.

>>1903615
A's

Haha, kil yourself, Lynch

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>ALEXA BLISS WITH THE FUCKING BANTZ

WTF I thought she was shit?

Bliss is really cute desu

brock lensnar guy in the front row

>Borain

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>>1903615
Indians so Miller gets a ring

Tf is she saying brehs

Take the belt off Becky please
She can't talk to save her goddamn life

Becky sounds deaf

>You have a snowballs chance in hell if you think

Did fucking Steiner possess Becky

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>BURAIN

Thank jah they keep letting Alexa interrupt her.

obviously bullet points instead of straight scripted

>People actually like Becky

wew lad

>>1903965

Her promos have always been decent

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I can't understand a fucking word Becky's saying

Why can't this match be in a Hell in a Cell?

It's built up better than Banks/Flair

What the fuck is she even saying lol

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND BECKY PLS HELP

WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!?!
I FUCKING ALEXA BLISS NOW

Becky btfo

WE NWO NOW

>All these sheltered basement dwellers have never heard a thick Irish accent

Seek sunlight

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>29 mins in and Smackfags pretending like this god awful wimmins segment hasn't already made this weeks worse than RAW

The delusion here is palpable.

BASED BLISS!

Bliss is going to lose

What is this shit?

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW WORLD ORDER

holy shit

DO IT BLISS

nWo IS BACK

HOW WIL BECKY LIVE WITH THIS EMBARASSMENT?

BLISS

WORLD

ORDER

bliss working the marks

bliss is an actual dwarf hahahahah how can anyone take this eriously

oh shit she gonna NWO something

NWO

BLISS NWO NOW BOIZ

why the fuck wouldnt they be showing alexa's ass all throughout that

what happened to wrestling

>>1903993
FA LYFE

>Alexa will never spray a yellow line on your back
why live?

So Enzo & Cass, the New Day and Jerigoat are the only ones over on raw?

>>1903988
This

Does Alexa have a piss fetish?

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BLISS
JUST
KEEPS
BRINGING
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I want Bliss to kick me in the balls

>>1904000
BLISSED OUT PPV WHEN

WOLF PACK CONFIRMED

Yellow World Order

>>1903989
It's canceled out by the first 25 minutes and the rest of the show. This would've been 20 minutes on raw by the way with a horse and tranny instead.

B-b-b-b-bliss World Order

>>1903950
So what did Becky saw her reason for being out was? I couldn't understand her.

>>1903989
>Wimminz arm """"""wrestling""""""
>Wimminz contract signing
>Wimminz Hell in a Cell

>>1904007
Braun will be, screencap this

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>>1903984
Fucking bandwagon.

>>1903993
>>1903994
>>1903996
>>1904001
#BWO #BWO #BWO

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NO! NO!! WHY IS SMACKDOWN SO FUCKING OBJECTIVELY GREAT!? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE A SHOW ON MONDAY, THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR!!!! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

Styles
Gallows and Anderson
Bliss

Just Too SWEEEEEEEEEET

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>>1903989
>making this sorta claim a day after that abysmal dana bayley segment

>Randy with the SWERVE
>NWO Bliss
...okay, seriously, is Russo writing this?

PISS WORLD ORDER

Becky was so pissed off that people couldn't understand what she was saying...

>>1903989

Bliss basically saved that segment and compare this to the Raw wimmins segment which lasted 18 years.

>Arm wrestling
>Foley kissing a horses ass

Rude World Order

>>1904009
I would let her piss directly into my mouth

>>1903988
Something like this?

https://youtu.be/-ajbDybJjiM?t=3m22s

>>1904017
she didn't specify, said she went to the hospital and doctors told her she couldn't work for a few weeks

i think big stars dave said she had food poisoning