>I don't like The Undertaker

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>I like the Undertaker

>>1901455
No disrespect to the deadman, but why does he keep ducking Benoit?

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1901455
Fair enough

>>1901464
Undercarder BTFO

>>1901464
>Was the guy in 97
> The streak drew dimes at mania, became an attraction
> 5 star match with HBK in HiaC, 4.5 with Bret and Foley
> Has catchphrase, stoic, doesn't need mictime to build matches, has Bearer in a pinch
> Main evented in 08 with a great buyrate and a classic match
> KOTR was already dead
> main evented multiple times during AE, RA and PG
> More over than Kanetty
> BSK was hetero unlike those faggy Kliqcucks
> motorbike was badass, big evil was a goat heel
> Jack Daniels is bourbon not whiskey, mark
> has sex with his wife, unlike you

>>1901464
kekekekkekeke based

>>1902844
>Undercarder in tears

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>>1902844
>was the guy in 97
yep and WM13 drew record lows (see chart)
>streak drew dimes
it really didn't, see the low buyrate when it main evented at 26 (also main evented at 24 but that had floyd and even then drew less than 23)
>5 star match etc.
cool meltzer ratings
>catchphrase meme
actual good wrestlers had catchphrases and could work a mic
>main evented in 08
was a great match (carried by based Edge) but again the buyrate was Floyd
>KOTR was already dead
lol
>main evented multiple times in the AE
yep and crashed the buyrate multiple times - see backlash 2000 (rock and haitch) to backlash 01 (taketty/kane vs austin/haitch) + judgement day 2000 (rock vs haitch) to judgement day 01 (taketty vs austin)
>more over than kanetty
the fact that it's debatable is all you need to say about taketty and even then Kane's feud with austin drew better
>motorbike big evil meme
embarrassing

>>1902844
He was far from the guy in 97, he was just a placeholder for based Bret

Also Jack Daniels isnt a bourbon, its a tennessee whiskey
Bourbons dont use charcoal filtering

>>1901464
will the undercarder ever recover from this

>>1902859
>WM13 drew record lows
Because WCW was destroying WWF

>Floyd
lmao

I'm kinda curious as to what brought on the whole "undercarder" meme anyway?

the only thing I could think of is that people are salty about him not losing to anyone but lesnar

>>1902891
He put over Kane three matches in a row in 2010

>>1902891
Because Undertaker never drew a dime and it is a derogatory term

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>>1902895

>>1902891
making fun of dean got old and punk was destroyed in his first fight so people need a new shitpost target

so the new thing is that everyone was a janetty/never drew a dime

>>1902944
His career lmao

>>1902884
>Because WCW was destroying WWF
WCW was destroying WWE at WM14 and based Austin managed to turn the tide, unlike Taketty

>actually implying mayweather isn't a draw

>>1901464

>So cancerous that his current wife got skin cancer

Taker is one of the most overrated workers of all time.
A majority of his career was terrible, with the exceptions of 2002 and 2007.

>>1901455
>A match where Steve Austin won the WWF title from The Undertaker in Charlotte drew the largest rating and audience to ever witness a pro wrestling match or for that matter, any pro wrestling segment, ever on U.S. cable television. The match did a 9.5 rating, which was 10.72 million viewers. Perhaps the most impressive is that one out of every six television sets in the U.S. that had cable that was on during that time was watching that match. Because for more than a decade, Vince Russo has made it a talking point to say how the “The Is Your Life: Rock,” segment was the highest rated segment in history (it did an 8.4 quarter), to show how skits outdraw matches, it’s become a talking point how that was the highest rated segment in Raw history. Actually there were a handful of different quarter hours that beat that total, including most of the second hour of the May 10, 1999 show.
BASED OVERTAKER

>>1901464
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>the '10s

But we are in the sixth year of the '10s!!

Unsercarder? More like Undercarter because this meme reeks of him.

>>1905303
You already made this ''''''joke'''''' and I already told you Bretmark started it newfriend

>>1901464
>talking shit about Michelle
Fuck you guy
Undertaker may be underrated but leave his wife alone

>>1902884
floyd has the biggest ppv buyrate of all time

>>1902875
And tennessee whiskey is bourbon.

>>1905306
Yep i started it anon
Cucter has hijacked it and turned it unfunny just like everything else he touches
> tfw cant even bully the becketty general or tell people to seek sunlight anymore because now it reeks of deanNEET

>>1905285
> !!
Kys neowooaspie

>>1905314
> leave the lady be m'sir

>>1905330
No it isnt

>>1902891
Because he is a perrennial undercarder that is overrated by pajeets and marks

It isnt rocket surgery m8

>>1905143
Austin could have been facing Joey Abs for the title and it still would have drawn a 9.5. does that make job match Joey a draw?

>>1905330
Who cares drink it and stfu

Undercarder getting blown out ITT tbhdesu

>>1905143
>SEETHING

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>>1906164
>Undercarder getting blown out ITT tbhdesu

He is too busy to read this shit

>>1906156
> drinking jack daniels
No thanks
Im not a poverty 15 year old

>>1906177
>Mark SEETHING

>>1906187
Maybe but you're still a virgin .