MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #4

https://youtu.be/_hyQMysPpjI

BASED BORING CHANT FROM THE CROWD

This show sucks Huge Horny Homo

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This is so fucking bad. Holy fuck the cringe acting.

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>watching raw
Fuck is wrong with you?

>its a brain damaged Mick Foley yelling episode

This isn't even a gimmick this is embarrassing

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cant take anymore of this shit

see you bros tomorrow for comfy ass /smack/

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>The state of the raw women's division

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>A SHOW
A SHOW
>A SHOW
A SHOW
>A SHOW
A SHOW
>A SHOW
A SHOW
>A SHOW
A SHOW

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>>1900575
Shes so ugly.

>>1900562
Goldberg

This segment with banks and flair and Foley is the worst I've ever seen. Badly scripted and cringe

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FUCKING JUST GO AWAY KEK FOLEY

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how badly did Smack Down win this week?

will they finally stop the """""""womens wrestling""""""""" meme and bring back divas?

>>1900591
>trans women are all "ugly"
Have you tried /pol/?

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this is worst episode of raw ever

That was the most embarrassing segment in wrestling history

Fuck Mick Foley

>boring chants

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Well this RAW is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that RAW was the best WWE show of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>Sliders
>and a chocolate lava cake
This Smacklad (AKA a fan of real sports entertainment) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

P.S see you at the Survivor Series thread

PLEASE LORD JESUS SEND AND EARTHQUAKE JUST AT THE PLACE RAWS AT AND END THIS SUFFERING

>>1900610
Ya /pol/ is comfy.

Shes still ugly i dont see your point

Foley will definitely bitch about that crowd on twitter

>>1900621
>>1900623
>seething

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I could be at work right now making $$$

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Who /switchedovertoTMCtowatchHammerDracula/ here?

Based Chris Lee.

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so uh... what I miss guys?

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Just woke up, what did I miss?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULF5oQaG2-o

is this the funkiest theme ever?

>>1900656
Roman getting the biggest pop of the night despite only having a pre-tape

This is genuinely hard to watch. That was the worst segment since the best cancer shut the did some time ago

>>1900656
1 minute into a women's """"wrestling"""" promo and I changed the channel.

What did i miss just got home

Cant wait to read Mick's SEETHING tweets later tonight

>>1900656
based sasha/charolette contract signing that actually makes me give a shit about their match

Sasha Charlotte Nia jax

Fuck marry kill. Go.

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WOAH

>memeweight

J u s T

I want to eat Emma's farts.

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>that Emma promo
>all that feetpussy

>>1900674
kill marry fuck

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FUCK RAW

FUCK MCMAHONS

AND FUCK WOMENS ""WRESTLING""

>>1900674
fuck nia
marry charlotte
kill myself

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I played Jedi Outcast instead of watching Raw. My best decision in months.

Did based Braun have a match?

>Perkins on commentary

Hello fellow gamers!

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>>1900632
>boneless wings
>eating glorified tendies

>>1900674
Send Sasha to glue factory

Fuck Charlotte

Marry Nia Jax for access to the Anoai family and so my future 6'4" 400lb half Samoan son and 6'0" 500lb half Samoan daughter will become a WWE wrestlers in the future

If The Nutshack was a Wrestler it would be TJ Perkins.

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>when the third hour hit

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Every time I remember TJP wasn't the first choice to win the CWC , it makes me feel a bit happier man

>this completely silent stadium

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>we were both supposed to buy the PS4
>but you got an xbone instead

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>>1900703

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What the fuck happened to wrestling

I missed the first two hours. Feels good man

>>1900669
Didn't he get cucked off Twitter by a 14 year old who published his dms mansplaining how offensive it is to acknowledge any other women other than Charlotte and Botcha?

>SWAN

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>>1900703

>>1900725
Braun's on the list

>Video game loving manchild who dabs and dresses as a 14 year old

Yeah, good luck with your Pooserweight division, WWE

>When we both levelled up, Brian went renegade when I thought he would go the paragon route

WOW TJP REALLY

>>1900674
Fuck Nia
Kill Sasha
Marry Charlotte

>>1900732
>Pooser
Now you're just making me think of that Based Devin Townsend album with JeriGOAT on it

>>1900722
/v/ + /asp/ = TJP

TJP was better as manik/suicide

>>1900736
dieses

>>1900702
Ibushi carnied the fuck out of WWE and that's the reason Perkins is champion 2bh. They probably can't wait to get it off him.

another theory is that they wanted a shitty champion first time around so when they finally put it on Neville it will mean something

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I don't think this semen slurping show is for me

who carries a vr headset around?

>>1900690
No but he had a segment with JeriGod and got added to The List

>>1900726
He went back like two days later if even that

>>1900674
Snoo snoo with Nia
Marry Charlotte

Killing is badong.

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hahahahahaaaha *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* hahahahahahahahhahaaahahaaaaa

Literally how the hell can Smackdown even compete with this week's RAW?!?!?! hahahahaha we have a TRIPLE THREAT main event with 3 of the most over guys in the entire WORLD.

Maybe thats why Smackshit can't even sell out an arena lmao hahaha *does the running man*

>>1900746
You don't?

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>this homo-erotic cruiserweight division
Vince wtf are you doing?

I really hope Nakamura, Joe, Roode and Asuka all get called up to Smackdown.

TJP modern day Vejita?

how do they change the ropes so quickly

Swan is pretty good

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>>1900755
Rick Swann actually is gay. TJ wouldn't be a shock.

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>>1900703

>>1900757
then NXT wouldn't have any ace superstars

>>1900757
>Asuka
>called up
No need to worry about that anon

great shot of the floor

So does TJP get a Phil Fish gimmick when he turns heel ?

>>1900765
who cares

>>1900715
It was Ibushi right?

>>1900757
>Joe running in fear from Seth and getting emasculated by Stephaine
>Asuka doing this cringe contract signings and praising Stephanie for giving women the right to vote
Stuff of fucking nightmares

>>1900575
>ywn celebrate Christmas with Eva, snuggling up next to a fire and watching Jingle All the Way

Fuck...

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Wish we could turn back time

To the good old days

holy fuck, I am bored. this cruiserweight shit is busch league.

So Kendrick's winning right

>Man with a plan
>Gets rolled up

What did he mean by this?

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>le dancing negro defeats kendrick

>>1900777
>2007
>007
>07
>7
>77
>777
Nice one Haitch.

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>these manlets can't lift a small child
>here, watch them flip around and do gay shit in purple lighting

no braun tonight? aside from that list appearance

>>1900732
Vince: we need more millenial viewers
Creative: how about we have a video game gimmick
Vince: thats brilliant we can make him young and relatable make sure he dabs every now and then too
Creative: ok lets name him leeroy jenkins
Vince: no no thats stupid how about TJ PERKINS ha im a genius.

>>1900773
Correct
I wouldn't be surprised if Zack Sabre Jr was the second choice but he declined a contract with WWE due to a "personal reason"

>>1900787
actually laughed

I'd say Darren Young chased after Swann's ass from the day he stepped foot in RAM.
Is Swann even on the downlow or is he out and out?

>>1900787
His finisher should be called all your base :DDDD

why isn't chargod on smack

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

What a fucking godawful promo by KO

Time for Zayn to job.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Damn they won't even let Sami job on the ppv

>>1900796
Arrow to the Knee-bar.

>>1900801
muted it

>>1900801
I mean it was Canadian good.

somebody in creative really doesn't like Zayn

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This has been the single worst night of promos I've ever seen. Even Jerigod's promo was subpar tonight, and everyone else's has been fucking terrible. Owens just cut the worst promo of his career.

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ANOTHER

FUCKING

MATCH

>>1900799
because then there would be zero reason to watch raw's women

America has the worst TV commercials. Fact.

Based Braun better remove kebab

>>1900816
our local commercials are pretty cool senpai

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>>1900805
Fucking hell senpai, this one got me

If sammy beats braun ill never watch again

>>1900814
still got 45 minutes to fill

>>1900823
What region do you live in? Wisconsin/UP local commercials make me want to put a bullet in my fucking mouth.

>>1900812
The fans singing Enzo and Cass's boilerplate promo like a Wonderwall encore was cool but underscored the predictability of those promos. Everything else on the mic has been utter shit.

>>1900816
i like when we get a Sky feed and all the commercials feel fancier and are for things like tubes of mustard and reforming NHS

I hope the fat neckbeard smarks who cheer for womens ""wrestling"" and vanilla midgets get breast cancer.

>>1900816
I remember watching the Sky feed one year and there was a commercial with some guy in a monotone singing "Shine bright like a doi-mond"

Shit was keks

>>1900829
Ohio, we have two wiggers sell ATVs and an old lady die to promote a lawyer

>Still have a main event and brock left
>10:30pm

I guess this match will be quick anyway

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>>1900834

You got that backwards.

It's the fat neckbeard smarks who boo it.

Just look at these threads.

Braun will btfo this muslim.
Print this

JUST HAPPY TO BE FEED TO BRAUN

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Is there a wrestler stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

inb4 roll up

>>1900826
Until next week

>>1900840
Here's to Sabdul getting smashed

>>1900843
wewlad

>>1900816
I had a good laugh when I watched a PPV stream once and one of the commercials was for some kind of medicine against diabetes where they told you that you would lose weight, etc. and at the end they read like 2 minutes of possible side effects

>>1900836
I usually get commercials about some inexperienced dipshit democrat running for prosecutor.

>The Abominable Strowman

Okay. I kek'd

what a hero

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>>1900840
>>>/wooo/

ZAYN REKT

Is Brock even coming tonight? He's not going to do shit is he

dear god, braun is fast af

>2012
>Steen and Generico is the best feud in wrestling
>Punk's title reign coming to an end
>Raw's still doing a 4 rating

>2016
>Owens is WWE champ
>Sami jobbing to jolly green giants
>punk got the shit kicked out of him in UFC and will be embarrassed about it for the rest of his life
>raw rating flirting with starting with a 1

>Gu... guys it's a redemption storyline!! Zayn will got a win so.. somehow!!
No it's not part of a storyline Jihadi Zayn will get jobbed into oblivion

KEBAB REMOVED

>>1900856
What are you expecting? He'll come out w Pauly, they talk shit on Goldberg and that'll probably be it

gj you made Zayn look bad despite claiming the opposite

>>1900857

this. Dude should go Kane's route and sell out for a b-list horror movie

>>1900836
Best thing we have is a dancing fatman acting as a human garage door opener.

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So is BEEG going to come down and challenge Strowman eventually?

This angle is getting stale.

>>1900837
you weren't kidding

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BASED BRAUN

saving us from the dragged out 15 mins

HIT RESET

GET IT???

AHAHAHAHA *DABS*

they should just drop all of these cruiserweights.

Is this gay porn?

RESET

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>this segment

>tfw Bryan will kill himself at HIAC if he loses

Feels bad

please don't let TJ talk, I'm begging ya

HIT RESET

DAB IT

Is Kendrick just TJP but replace video game reference with "I'm an old man"

We were Mario and Luigi, now we're Solid and Liquid

>>1900865
He stepped up to Braun, looks like a brave guy. Doesn't hurt him. Braun is too based to be taken down by a little muslim

The fuck was that

>Let me win

lol what the fuck is this shit

Wish I could hit Off on this promo.

>>1900864
I don't know, I thought he might at least get on the mic and say at least what, 3 words?

Brain is one of the best promos prove me wrong

I miss Spanky Brian Kendrick

>>1900878

Hangs himself after the match and people see him attached to the cell as it comes down

Are we ever going to find out why HHH helped Owens?

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>>1900879
Hit the pause button bro

>it's a "Heyman walking into Brock's dressing room" episode

>>1900891
Hennan?

no doubt

I am really trying to enjoy this, but braun having the list was hands down the most enjoyable moment of this show until now, this might actually be the worst raw i've ever seen and i sat through every fucking raw for the last years

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>>1900875

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>Goldberg/Lesnar nonsense

Well time to take a piss.

We /nudeNiaJax/ when?

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>THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER JUST BEGGED THE TITLE HOLDER TO LET HIM WIN

>MEME WEIGHTS
>RAW

"We have a triple Main Event".

>no main event

Raw is so bad it's hilariously entertaining

>>1900894
>Hangs himself after the match and people see him attached to the cell as it comes down

he can be the reverse-Boss Man, coming down with the cage instead of going up with it. I like it.

I really want a cigarette right now

>>1900901
>Hennan

It's Heenan you fucking Philistine

>>1900890
Oh nah, he probably will. He'll bounce around while Paul screams stuff, then say some words. I'll be real shocked if Berg runs in, but it's doubtful. Just to advertise for Sunday

>video game references
>dabs
>is 32

what did he mean by this

>>1900895
He'll interfere this Sunday mark

>>1900895
yes, this sunday when he comes to Kev's aid after Jericho betrays him

then KO and Jericho have their FOTY and Seth vs Triple HHH until the rumble that Cena will return and win.

>>1900912
what's stopping you

>>1900906
Soon brother.

List of words/phrases WWE have cheapened the meaning of:

>Main Event

Any others?

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>>1900895

why when we can have another non continued or explained storyline?

>>1900918
$10,000

CiCis pizza is fucking ass. I cant believe I was ever able to stomach that garbage when I was in HS

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>>1900920

>>1900921
entertainment

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>>1900903
Braun having the list was pretty good senpai.
>>1900912
not chewing based skoal while you shitpost and enjoy raw. Do you even /cozy/ ?

>>1900921
>wrestling

>>1900895
>>1900922

I've been waiting 20 years to find out who DDP's "mysterious benefactor" was

>>1900927
>based Skoal

That's not how you spell Copenhagen Straight

>>1900921

>Once in a lifetime

>The greatest X of all time

>no roman live
>Worst episode of raw

Huh.....

>>1900927
>tfw want to start dipping but afraid of the le nicotine addiction meme

>>1900930
I'm still wondering who the fuck Nash was texting

>>1900927

How's your rotten gums faggot?

BASED BROCK HERE TO SAVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOW

>>1900923
Jesus are you in a country with high taxes or something?

>>1900924
You're paying 6 dollars for shitty buffett pizza, what did you expect

>>1900895
No and this Sunday HHH is gonna help Seth win

>>1900930
doesn't everyone assume it was DiBiase

>>1900927
Are you from the south by any chance?

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Holy shit the crowd seem dead
Where are the pops for Brock, he should be getting a bigger response. Isn't this his hometown?

>>1900931
Cope is pretty alpha, but taste like dirt to me :/
>>1900934
I'm not addicted but i genuinly like dipping. I can go weeks without it, but if i wana truly kick back I put a pinch in and watch raw/play some vidya

>>1900945
they know he's not going to actually wrestle, so what the point?

>>1900945
the crowd got murdered by this shit show for nearly 3 hours

>>1900945
Curtis Axel sucked them all up

>>1900945
hes a cucktarded canadian now

>>1900941
>this Sunday HHH is gonna help Seth win
Calm down Russo

why are people hype for this? they had one of the worst matches in WWE

>>1900945
He's from South Dakota he just wrestled for Minnesota

T H I S
H
I
S

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wake me UP INSIDE

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>>1900936
crusted with your mums juices

Goldberg isn't coming out is he

this this this this this

that pop

damn

>>1900958
and now he's billed from Saskatchewan

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Goddamn Dana is fat, saw the clip on Youtube and that shit was disgusting

>>1900962
Melty man saw him backstage

>>1900943
upstate ny

Heyman having a bad night

they're still not chanting Goldberg even when Heyman goads them to geez

>>1900966
Brock Lesnar is a man of peace like all Canadians

>post yfw Heyman betrays Lesnar and helps his fellow Jew

>>1900967
>not liking THICC women

Have you come out to your mom as gay yet Anon?

What's wrong with brock's neck?

So does Vince think we all like just looking at Brock Lesnar?

Because I'm tired of Brock showing up, doing nothing, and leaving

>>1900970

why is he trying to get goldberg chants in minnesota

Kek hes really failing at getting a Goldberg chant going isn't he

It's just not happening

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>>1900921

Champion
Finishing Maneuver
Sports
Entertainment
Pay Per View
Network
Universal


Did I miss any?

Brock SEETHING

Has there been any good promo tonight?

Heyman may be trying to do this shit on purpose but he's sounding like a stuttering retard

>>1900945
Yeab but now he claims to hail from Canada, sknce that's where his bunker is. He built a huge bunker because be Hates people and wants to be left alone.

Hey man even said he has no home phone or cellphone.

If he wants a call he has to drive 30 miles to a barn wnere he has a landline and he screens all his calls.

At UFC they had him fighting out of Canada.

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BIG
MATCH
FEEL

>>1900967
>not wanting high test dana
kek

literally nobody is chanting Goldberg

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME...

God this is bad. Was anything but Jericho redeeming about this this show

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>>1900973

>>1900981
Its Minneapolis...Its Brock country.

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Pauly working the crowd

>>1900988
It's Brocks hometown

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People actually like brock lesnar

Brock Lesnar is last legit pro wrestler in WWE

>its the crowd highjacks RAM episode.

Oh yeah there's a triple threat match after this


Have Brock beat up a fan or something

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>Half the crowd
Barely a fourth are chanting Goldberg...

>>1900925
HNNNNNNNG

>>1900993
Pauly getting worked by the crowd*

>>1900993
nigga the crowd is working him, they're not baiting his goldberg chant

>Brock trying to hold it together

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last week goldberg had to ge them to shut the fuck up now they can't get them to chant his name?

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GOLDBERG SUX.
and that's it lol

HAHAHAHAHA

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>goldberg sucks

>that's it

>2004+12
>Goldberg vs Brock Leonard is the most hype match in the company

JUST

>>1900992
But you can tell he's trying to start a Goldberg chants
He needs it to go off of since Goldberg is supposed to be the hero so now he's just stalling and wait now he's walking off what the hell was that holy shit

Brocks pissed, hes gonna kill that old jew now

That's Heyman's worst promo ever.

Fuck was the point of that?

that was the worst place for that promo

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>people actually want to see a rematch of one of the worst WM matches of all time that is only memorable cause of Austin

>>1900921
Statement

Wtf kind of promo was that

WTF

I WATCHED 3 HOURS FOR THAT SHIT??

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Guess they really did not want to hear Goldberg

Gotta admit Paul is a good, manipulative speaker. I expected Goldberg to show up, though.

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What the fuck was that shit? Dude this fucking Raw sucks. Literally the worst promo ever cut.

And the point of this was?

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>>1900927
>Not using god tier Copenhagen Mint

that JUST promo.

>>1901004
>>1901005
lol my bad

>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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F5! F5! F5!

>Seth Owens

>>1901020
>SEETHING

This was actually a bad Lesnar and Heyman segment. Holy shit I can't believe I'm actually saying it but it's true. I think WWE were expecting some fans to at least chant his name due to his massive reaction last week but they were dumb to think Minnesota would boo Lesnar.

>500000 RAM writers
>Worst Lesnar promo ever made
>Rawtists on suicide watch

Feels good to be a smackbro

Heyman seemed to be genuinely SEETHING that they weren't getting Heat, but what the fuck do they expect in his hometown?

>didn't say a word

Holy shit what the fuck was that? Did Brock accept? Wtf even happened WTF IS THAT

Smack down wins again meme

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>bring back goldberg
>GOLDBERG SUCKS
>based ellsworth outselling goldberg
>the state of raw

Stupid fans made that promo awkward as fuck

>>1901021
Why is this picture so funny

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>>1900999

HOLY FUCK this might be the worst ram ever

The acting chops on these two

>>1901023
If it wasn't for the main event I'm sure it would've been 10x better than that. Gotta squeeze that time.

Thanks for coming out, Brock.
>Literally all we fucking did

Why WWE continues to fucking pour money into that talentless shaved gorilla is still a mystery to me.

>>1901026
based choice famapam, too fine of a powder for my liking tho

>>1901035
agreed, that was really bad and I'm a Paul E mark

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I think the Goldberg chants were supposed to ring throughout the arena and Brock and Paul storm off out of anger
Instead they chanted for Brock so they just waddled off in what was underwhelming af

>>1901013
The booking is kind of shit. Booking Lesnar, who is now Canadian, against Goldberg, maimer of Canadian Wrestling Jesus, in Toronto? Lesnar will be the face.

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>goldberg sucks

HAHAHHAHA THAT WAS LEGIT THE WORST PROMO FROM PAUL EVER

YAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That promo only happened because Sami got hurt before his match. Had to desperately burn some time, you heard it here folks.

>>1901033
ITS NOT FAIR

THIS IS THE FLAGSHIP SHOW

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REDESIGN
REBUILD
RECLAIM

>>1901007
>the state of the modern WWE fan

perfection reaction face family

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>POST YFW EUROPOORS STAY AWAKE UNTIL 3AM TO WATCH THIS

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>be brock
>get paid 5 million to work 3 days a year
>have to promote a match
>get my manager to do it
>vince tells me it isnt enough
>get my manager to do it again and just stand next to him without saying a work
>go home and fuck sable

>>1901021
>that image

>>1901041
>stupid fans
>thinking they were going to boo Brock and cheer Goldberg

>>1901061
Where's the frog

>>1901041

No stupid Heyman made it awkward expecting them to side against Brock and then dragging it out

Gotta think Vince is giving Heyman a earfull

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>everyone cheered Goldberg last week
>now they hate him

>>1901064
they did last week

That was the 2016 version of the blonde wig

Goldberg absolutely BTFO

Brock's laughing at heyman being screwed by the crowd was the best part of raw

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>>1901020
got ya to watch for another 3 hours mark works every week

>>1901048

Nah nigga, I don't fucking buy it. They were banking on that crowd to chant for goldberg. You take one of your biggest stars and give him 15 seconds to work? who the fuck decided that?

>>1901070
Because they werent in fucking Minneapolis

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>>1901061

>>1901016
>BROCK HERE TO ADDRESS THE COMMENTS MADE BY GOLDBERG
>Literally nothing

>>1901069
>Doing this promo in Brock's home town

How fucking stupid can WWE be?

>>1901049
failed with Big Show and will mess up with Strowman

>>1901069
~Awoo

>>1901070
They weren't in Brock's backyard last week

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>>1901061

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>>1901061
poor souls

>>1901016
I'm fairly sure they cut the promo short because of the crowd reaction

>>1901070
Brock wasn't there last week

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>>1901061
5 am

>>1901086
I would desu

>>1901089
Time toomey it's fucking late

>>1901091
DELETE

>>1901091
F

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>Main event at 11:00 pm

Do they have no sense of time?

>We heard from the beast

Kek. We sure did

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>>1901091
>mfw raw

>Watching this garbage
just here to shitpost until tomorrow tbqh

>bigger pop for Jerigoat than Lowens

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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

THIS SHOW IS JUST HORRIBLE

>>1901097
Main event at 8pm here. Still got a full night ahead of me.

Feels good

Here comes fat gym shorts guy. Oh boy...can't wait...

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>Jericho almost had a panic attack after losing his list
>how would you feel if somebody stole your life's work

prepare for something really stupid

Heyman was clearly going to feed off of the crowd chanting Goldberg to deliver his point, and Lesnar was supposed to become enraged at the chants. You could literally see Heyman talking to Lesnar trying to come up with something since the crowd didn't cooperate

Kevin Owens does the best big boy moonsault in wrestling history

>>1900994
The nigga moved to Canada and basically is pretending he's Canadian lately.

>>1901057
Thanks Paul.
BTW Pls stop creating threads purely to suck your own dick.

>>1901101
>bigger pop for Jerigoat than Bork

Just get a weapon you fucks