Get him over

>Nash becomes his new bodyguard
Problem solved

*dabs*

>>1896336

Why does WWE always give small guys bodyguards? Kills their momentum

Turns heel, uses konami code in ring.

>>1896331
Just push more of his video game persona

>Hey Brian, you need to stop fantasising about winning this belt... you could say this... is your FINAL FANTASY
>Hey Kalisto... GAME... OVER

I don't wanna.

Pair him up with Big Poppa Pump
Put that steel head dress shit on him and bam. Instantly over

>>1896331
Scrap his gimmick
Repackage him along with the rest of the cruiserweights

I would change his gimick so he is like that Philipines president guy

>episode of raw
>niggerfaggot perkins comes out dabbin
>a plant in the audience, a 12 year old kid
>perkins has him hop over the railing, hes wearing all of his perkins gear
>perkins says that he's grown out of his faggot videogame attire
>powerbombs the kid, twice
>returns wearing trunks the next

Fire him and the rest of the cruisershits.

Make his belt look better.

Put the belt on Kendrick cut this fag. Problem solved.

He goes against the system on his quest to get a belt that doesn't look like a toy. Stephanie youre like king browser and I'm Mario I'm gonna save my queen peach the belt

>>1896346
They even did it with Jericho in his early wwe days. I guess they didn't think people would take short guys seriously back then. After that they just pretended he was 6ft tall and called it a day.

Make him wear a mask like he did in NJPW

make him dab harder

>>1896407
this

like petey williams in tna

Have Jerico take his title

He can start by stop repping the gay ass Philippines no one likes

>>1896331
Easy!

>Tell him to bulk up by around 20 pounds, utilizing heavy lifting
>Tell him to get a new, clean cut hair cut and look like he just showered
>Tell him to be more awake, as if he had a clue what was going on

>>1896331
He grows 7 inches and starts bulking up.....then he showers.

Give him a retirement home nurse gimmick where he wipes the asses of attitude era wrestlers while they drone on about the good old days

>>1896331
Right when he dabs he vanishes from the ring. Never to be seen again. Ever. You know everyone would talk about that for decades.

Turn him heel and carry the game meme into overdrive. Comes to the ring with his decked out kendo stick as a master sword that he'll use to cheat. Also maybe have a partner named "Player 2" that'll drop an item box each match with a random item in it he'll use to cheat.

>>1896331
I can't. He's unsalvageable. Bad look, bad 'gimmick', bad on the mic, can't tell a story in the ring, can't work a crowd. He was just TNA's version of Doink the clown.

>>1896659
>>1896730
>>1896742
Only acceptable answers

>>1896423
>President of the Philippines
so he starts sheild 2.0 and goes around shooting the heels with guns?
>>1896740
You forgot shouting the konami code to do shit like flying and no selling

I know it sound dumb, but since he's megaman guy, he steals and uses the finisher of the last guy that he beat?

>>1896331
Legit question
Why are you guys so obsessed with a wrestlers height so much?

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>>1896761
he comes to the ring with all his retro gaming swag

>>1896765
Shouldn't you be dabbing somewhere, TJ?

>>1896714

>tell him to stand with better posture, thus achieving height

>>1896765
Closet homosexuality and self-hatred. They want a big muscly man to dominate them, and short manlets remind them of themselves.

>>1896771
And these are the responses why I can never have an actual convo or ask anything wrestling related
I dobt even know why I bother around here

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>>1896777
Nice get.

>>1896780
>I dobt even know why I bother around here
>dobt
>he's so furious that in his anger and tears he couldn't type a four letter word.

>>1896765
manlets don't draw brother

>>1896780
Either post hot women or hot men, that's all we ask

>>1896784
So because I spelled a word wrong,I'm mad?

Give him a mask, and name him KYS

>>1896788
You need to calm down a little TJ. You can't even hit the space bar at this rate.

>>1896790
K

>>1896765
There obsessed with draws the power fantasy of the 90-80s were wrestlers were bigger then life

Because of low viewer ratings they directed there hate to "Indy darlings" and people who don't have the look

For the most part,there criticism is well placed

Stick him in a mask and call him...I dunno..."Patricide".

Easy, bring back Broken Zeke as his bodyguard.

>>1896331
Press the jump button

>>1896761
would be into that.

Make Heyman his manager.

>>1896331
The flippin philippino

>>1896413
Repackage the cruiser weights as the new ic division with a few bigger guys. Pretty much the same way the main division is.

I really thought they were going to have him, or one of the cwc guys go up aginst Braun Strowman and have him job to them

>>1897050
Purple rope flippy midget spot monkey faggots arent allowed to interact with the real wrestlers

>>1897061
Tell that to Rey Mysterio, I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to capture lightening in a bottle twice.

>>1896784
>Doubt
>Four letter word

>>1897102
Don't is a four letter word though anon...

>>1897105
And the word he mispelled is doubt and five letter word

>>1897130
>I doubt even k ow why I bother here

Or

>I don't even know why I bother here

English is a very simple language

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Just have Big Dave come back and do a feud with and squash the various manlets of the CW division (have him talk like Kevin Nash when he feuded with the X-division. size matters and btfo'ing the manlets etc..), culminating in a series of matches between TJ and Big Dave. Even if TJ loses the rivalry, it would do wonders for him to work with someone if Batista's caliber.

>>1896761
Not gonna lie, would mark.

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>>1896777
Trips don't lie

>>1897087
Rey mysterio 2.0 is on smackdown and has nothing to do with the purple homo division

>gain height tj

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>>1896789
He's actually better with a mask

>>1896331
If he loses the cringeworthy 8-bit entrance, I will

>>1896331
Gets AIDS from Darren Young and dies.

>>1897270
>>1896981
Look up Kenny Omega.