ITT: Weird matches that actually happened

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>>1895908
>Borks mfw when he found out about this match

Eddie vs Rey in that custody match

>>1895922
Shhhh that never happened

>>1895908
What was the idea here? No-one really came out looking strong

This was like the most disappointing damn match.

They got upstaged by fucking women's wrestling and two old as shit AE throwbacks.

Props to Ambrose for somehow coming back from this, I guess. His mania match this year had better be good though.

Big Show sumo match at WM21. I wasn't prepared to cringe that hard.

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>>1895925
Brock basically squashed him in a 10 minute match. Don't know how that's not coming out looking strong

>>1895926
>upstaged by fucking women's wrestling
If you're a fat neckbeard. The divashit was easily the worst match of the night

>>1895908
This Indy shitter has the audacity to think he was gonna decide how the match will go

>>1895936
It was never boring, or blink if you miss it. Instead, the Brock match became the piss break match.

>>1895933
Fatass, dumb ass smarks talk all the time about Cena wins lol and how it doesn't benefit himself or his opponent, yet they now do the same fucking thing with Brock and it's okay because he's a heel?

>>1895948
it was totally boring

>>1895948
It's ok because Brock is legit and believable unlike that failed body building,soccer mom pandering, 10 year iron grip on the main spotlight faggot. That's why ya pinhead

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>>1895948
THis one suplex was better than anything in that botchfest ya pencil neck geek

Fake Donald vs Fake Rosie
Rock vs Erick Rowan
Odell Beckham vs the kicking net
Austin vs Booker in a grocery store
Great Kahli, ever
Bret Hart vs Vince (unbelievable for all the wrong reasons)
HHH vs Big Poppa Pump in a pose down
Kennel From Hell
Godfather vs Blue Blaze--wait, nvmnd

>>1895933
Brock scared in a corner with a chair

Brock falling for retarded tricks

Brock throwing Ambrose over a stack of chairs

The match taking more than 3 minutes with a vanilla low risk otter is what made Brock look weak

>>1895979
The guy that was put in the championship angle and win it not long after this fight? That's the guy you're referring to?

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This is stil fucking surreal.

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>>1895922
That was actually a really good ladder match desu

>>1895961
Kennel From Hell is one of my favorite matches ever

>>1895961
Austin vs Booker was great fun. What have you got against fun?

>>1895908
Brock was a dick and refused to actually do anything interesting in the match,as he is known to do

I still find it almost impossible to believe WWE booked HHH vs Kevin Nash - in 2011 - in a ladder match.

>>1896630
Such a good match as well against all odds.

I guess when you have psychology like Big Sexy you can work through anything.

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I wonder why the title wasn't on the line.

>>1896485
Dean is lazy and is incapable of doing anything interesting in a match, as he has shown repeatedly.

>>1896632
Because cena lost the title you dumb smark?

>>1895908
We never got to see Del Rio vs Lesnar.

This is legit the most disappointing match I can remember. I though Brock and le crazy Ambrose were gonna put on a big spot fest with both getting busted open. That was clearly not the case.

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>>1896635
>it's a "mark gets worked into thinking Dean is Lazy by the Lunatic Fringe gimmick" episode

>>1896641
Dean refuses to bleed. He wouldn't even take the tack bump in his asylum match. I've never seen him bleed. Even Roman bleeds

>>1895908
Bork Lazer vs One Leg Man

>>1896250
>WHERE THE FUCK IS VICKY?

Remember that time Mick Foley thought Sting in the safest """""hardcore""""" match either have ever been involved in?

>>1896485
Source

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>>1895908
Bork was lazy because he had a real payday coming(UFC). WWE to him is just a part time thing. Sucks for Ambrose though that shit really hurt him.

>>1896632
>>1896637
Kek

>>1896244
This, so much this.

>>1895921
It was like they forced this match to happen so memebrose would be acceptable when he won the title afterwards. What a waste of a Lesnar opponent. At fucking WM, with BABY weapons.

Remember that time the tag teams all got kinda mixed up for a TLC match on Raw? I think Kane won it by himself.

Anyways, I watch that match every now and again and I can't believe the shear coordination involved with a lot of the spots. Like at one point, Christian sets up a table while fighting Spike Dudley, it goes unused for ten minutes, then all of a sudden Jeff Hardy is thrown through it by Kane, while Jericho bulldogs Bubba off a ladder, and it just seems like a really well rehearsed match.

I can't believe it was pulled off seemingly without a single botch, because on paper it should have been an absolute mess

>>1896995
Didnt Jericho legit KO Bubba with that bulldog?

>>1897058
Gave him a concussion so severe Bubba was asking for his mother who passed away years before the match. Pretty sad desu

>>1895948
brock also wrestles like 10 times a year
cena had a 10 year streak of just beating everybody on every raw, smackdown and ppv

>>1896244
>surreal

back to plebbit with you fag

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You now remember Ryback vs "CM Skunk"

>>1896244
>Sabu tapping in Cena's shitty STF

I'm still mad about this 1 decade later.

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>>1896645
Seriously?

>>1896645
Jericho wanted to take the bump because he felt the baby face shouldn't take it

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Very weird one

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Vince McMahon, Umaga and Shane McMahon in a handicap match against Bobby Lashley for the ECW Championship in which Vince wins...

>>1896645
>Dean refuses to bleed.

THE FUCKER TOOK A SAW TO HIS FUCKING FOREHEAD IN CZW

>>1897469
I don't think he wants to relive his "glory" days

>>1897469
The blade was fake, you fucking mark.

>>1897469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQhjUz5LLMc

>>1895933
>"GET OUTTA MY WAY SHITHEADS"

Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston
Triple H vs. Taka Michinoku for the WWE Championship
Bret Hart vs. The Rock
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk

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>yfw you will never get to watch Stephanie Mcmahon get physically dominated again unless her sex tapes leak

>>1897965
>Bret Hart vs. The Rock

Technically that was Rocky Maivia

>>1897058
I think so, bubba kinda rolled out of the ring and was looking spaced for the rest of the match

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>Halloween Havoc 1995
>Sabu with Iron Sheikh vs. Jerry Lynn in his masked Mr. JL persona

One of Sabu's handful of matches in WCW before Turner shitcanned him for being insane

2002 in WWF right before the change to WWE is a pretty bizarre era with a ton of weird matches. Look at this fucking roster:

Austin, Rock, Hogan, Undertaker, Cena, DDP, Flair, Lesnar, Angle, HHH, Nash, Hall, Bischoff, Michaels, Batista, Raven, RVD, Booker T, Jeff Hardy

>>1897414
Best moment in Tyler's career desu

>>1898223
Beating Sami at Takeover 1 and main-eventing Takeover II would have to be up there, surely?

>>1898218

tfw no 2002 Diamond Dallas Page vs. John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Tommy Dreamer 4-Way Dance for the Undisputed WWF Championship

>>1898218
Rock vs. Eddie on RAW was GOAT

>>1898226
the fact that nobody mentions or even remembers those matches says a lot.
>>1898229
>2002 Prototype John Cena
>in a match for a title
He was really nothing until the wigger gimmick.

>>1898636
It says that it happened just before NXT got normiecool

Genichiro Tenryu vs. Randy Savage
Kevin Owens vs. Jerry Lawler
Hakushi vs. Undertaker
Kurt Angle vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
The Rock and Stone Cold vs the nWo
Daniel Bryan vs Finn Balor

>>1901872
>Genichiro Tenryu vs. Randy Savage

This match can't possibly live up to the billing, can it?

The Prototype vs Joey Samoey

>>1897426
talk about shitting on the ECW belt

>>1896637
he had the title on the promo poster, faggot

>>1895921
>Bork my face when when
Is this some sort of meme?