What went wrong?

>>1894643
They didnt feud him with evil Taker

>>1894643
he had panic attacks before he had to go out

>>1894643
Modeled after the Underdrawer

>>1894666
you're pathetic

>>1894688
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1894666
this

>>1894692
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year

you forgot this one

>>1894692
>>1894694
>Tall
>muscular
>Rich
>gave up his body for the business
>Beatiful hair
>constantly put out great matches
>Goat suicide dive
>goat chokeslam
>Goat Piledriver
>Saved the golden era
>Saved the attitude era
>Saved the ruthless aggresion era
>saved the PG era
>9.5
>biggest ratings gainer of the 2000s
>Saved Austin from being buried
>made wrestlers backstage piss their pants from fear
>loves whisky
>loves bikes
>hot wife
>Actually has sons instead of being pathetic like Gaitch
>Beat Hogan in 1991
>Beat Hogan in 2002
>Goat spots in HiaC
>The boss loves him
>kids love him
>Women love him
>men love him
>Goat theme song
>Goat entrance
>Goat attires
>Made Brock Lesnar the greatest athlete of all time.

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>>1894698

>>1894694
the pasta is at the limit only allowed 4000 characters

the undercarder is so shit theres not enough room to include it all


kek

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>>1894698
>>muscular
>>Beatiful hair
>>constantly put out great matches
>>Goat suicide dive
>>goat chokeslam
>>Goat Piledriver
>>Saved the golden era
>>Saved the attitude era
>>Saved the ruthless aggresion era
>>saved the PG era
>>biggest ratings gainer of the 2000s
>>made wrestlers backstage piss their pants from fear
>>hot wife
>>Women love him
>>Goat theme song
>>Goat entrance
>>Goat attires
>>Made Brock Lesnar the greatest athlete of all time.

>>1894702
that's sad desu

have to edit the pasta then because
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event

doesn't make sense without the Kane/Taker feud in there

>>1894692
I'll never understand the hate for taker
I know he did some shitty things like bury DDP but he pulled his weight

It could be worse

He could be the SHOCKMASTER

>>1894711
Nobody hates him it's just that most people know he was never a huge draw

The pasta is spammed to trigger the other Taker marks who unironically think he is the GOAT

>>1894711
>like bury DDP

Can't believe that wasn't in the original one

The undercarder might need a second copypasta