>Bobby Roode removed Samoa by defeating Sean Maluta of the CWC
Maluta is literally a CAW of an Uso model that somehow achieved sentience. Fucking heat vacuum is this man is. Either they pair this man w/ the Usos and make them a Trios Team or they make him a Perma-Jobber because this fucker is no star.
>Austin Aries and “The best of PWG” Roderick Strong defeated Tucker Knight (Beth Phoenix’s ex boyfriend) and Niko Bogojevic (Braun Strowman’s mildly more retarded looking long lost brother)
Niko and Tucker are legit The Modern Day Equivalent of The Shockmaster and Avalanche. They’re massive human beings who rampage people and probably make the mastodon lovers of /asp/ really hard.
>Danielle Kamella defeated Nikki Cross via Disqualification. Danielle has no wrestling training at all and is a former cheerleader for the Cardinals.
>Rich Swann and No Way Jose (The Modern Day Equivalent of Lethal Consequences) defeated Drew Gulak and Tony Nese (The Modern Day Equivalent of The Pitbulls)
Say what you will about the rebooted Cruiserweight Division, say what you will about the modern day WWE fan particularly the one that hangs about Full Sail; The Cruiserweights are way more over in NXT then they are on Raw...watching them getting dead silence on that fucking 3rd hour I just shake my head...just send these fuckers to NXT
>NXT
>>1889583
Literally make nxt its own brand. Stop this developmental meme when you have 4-6 huge contracts sitting in fullsail. Just make it the smark show and cut the 3rd hour off of raw.
No Way Jose is my favorite wrestler of all time.
Tony Nese looks like a roided up penis version of Damien Sandow
>>1889590
>4-6 huge contracts
Kek there are zero stars in NXT. Nakameme and S'mores Joe are only over with obese smarks. None of them are worth shit in the real world
>>1889629
Joe is great faggot. Despite that he will be on the main roster soon and NXT will be back in the shitter.
>>1889629
WWE has zero stars in general don't pin that shit on NXT
oh wait Carter is hear to talk about how Roman is the only solution
KYS
>>1889637
Nakamura and Joe killing the undercard will never not be a good thing
The fans clapping gloriously to the demise of Murphy and Blake was a thing of beauty
>>1889634
I think NWJ is too big to be a cruiserweight. He is quite tall.
>>1889643
Nah. Axel, Bo, Slater, Mojo, and Ryder all qualify and to the thousands of people who take the weight limit meme seriously need to stop using real logic to describe WWE
You should be able to tell off of memory not by bullshit statistics
>>1889642
I loved the whole Dan Matha thing. They spent weeks hyping him up and then he immediately gets squashed by Joe. Had me in tears.
>>1889629
I didn't mean 4-6 stars. I meant that they are 4-6 people being paid a lot of money to be on """developmental"""" which makes zero sense. Honestly at this point i am starting to doubt if gookamora is ever going to get called up.
>>1889648
I'm still upset about that
I at least wanted to see what this guy could do.
>>1889637
>Joe is great
>>1889651
He's not and if he is he sure as fuck is not going to Raw and neither is Aries
Joe and Roode are going to Raw.
>>1889651
I doubt any of them are getting paid that much besides Nakamura and maybe Joe. Aries and Roode are C+ players
>>1889656
Either your mad that Tyson Kidd's neck got broken by Joe in a freak accident or you think Roman's Samoan semen tastes better then all the other dick you eat carter
>>1889658
Dude
Most of ROH, PWG, and CZW are on NXT they're making the same degree of money the established undercard and midcard make on Raw
Pretty sure Oney and Gulak make 4-5 figure contracts
>>1889638
>Bringing up Roman randomly
>>1889665
Why else would you start a conversation with
>Lel NXMeme
>Fedora post
>No one on NXT is a draw
We know its you Carter
>>1889663
>4-5 figures
jesus I hope not. Again I am not a le insider, but I can guess joe and roodes is pulling at least 6 figures maybe more. On top of that they don't need to even do the carney main roster schedule so they can bank that money.
>>1889669
>carter
>nxmeme
Fucking newfag
>carter
>likes Roman
He's a fucking sethfag and hates Roman cause he's a fucking retard
>>1889944
They're on the NXT House Show schedule which way more lax then the Smackdown/Raw touring schedule
>>1889959
Really now?
This is news to me
>>1889959
Hello newfag. Carter has been praising Roman for months. Of course this is ignoring the fact that he doesn't even post here anymore
>>1890056
So Carter isn't changing his gimmick around to avoid his range ban?
>>1890056
kill yourself carter. you never fucking left and even tried to force some shit billy gunn meme and some other boring indian bullshit that didnt get over. kys faggot spic
>>1890066
He needs to do what now? The 3 following things
Name them
>>1890080
>nashposting
nope, only you do that carter. fuck off. none of your forced shit gets over no matter how hard you samefag. how sad
>>1890062
Doesn't matter if he is. He's dropped the trips and is now just another shitposter in a sea of shitposters. It's pointless to single him out anymore
>>1890085
I'm not Carter and Carter wasn't the one who enforced that meme
>>1890087
Read his IP's and range ban all of them
>>1889583
You forgot Liv Morgan's atrocious promo
I said Nikki Storm will become neckbeard smark attraction and awaken waifu fags who will try to force a general and take that comedy jobber midget seriously. You smarks have shit taste
>>1890182
And her Amazingly shitty Robotic impression of said promo
>>1890190
Says the ass pained Becky fag
Roderick Strong seems like the most vanilla of midgets. His backstage only validated my opinion. What is it with 90% of RoH guys having literally no character.
>>1891939
You're absolutely not wrong
Look up Mark Briscoe vs Roderick Strong Loser Gets Fired match and both of these men are the most vanilla of vanilla Babyface
And the crowd loves them both. Strong's best match was Strong vs Fish vs Ishii for the TV Championship
Fuck off marky