>AJ Styles vs a literal jobber is the most invested everyone has been in a WWE match for the past year
Something is seriously wrong
>>1886176
Not really. Everybody fucking loves jobber stories.
Someone unique comes along and people are actually invested in him, rather than being indy geek #84.
>>1886176
>No fun allowed
>>1886211
According to James someone in the higher ups liked his promo that they actually let him say it.
>>1886214
Where did I say I didn't love it too
actually a sexy superkick
>>1886211
How is Ellsworth not the geekiest of indy geeks?
>>1886176
>that filename
>>1886176
It's a very good angle to buy time until the next PPV. How will Ellsworth jump the shark?
>>1886843
>kayfabe injured by AJ
>gets unbelievably built
>comes back over a year later and buries ajs title reign single handedly
Smarks killed the business
>>1886843
They will have him disappear until Royal Rumble, and he will be the one to take Strowman out.
>>1886882
whats the opposite of a smark? an 8 year old?
>WrestleMania
>Brock Lesnar vs James Ellsworth
>20 minutes of Ellsworth getting ragdolled around the ring
>45 suplexes and one table spot later, Brock goes for the F5
>James kicks out at 2 and a half
>Brock beats his shit in until he get exhausted and falls asleep
>James sees the opportunity and pins Lesnar for the win
>Heyman gets an aneurysm
Book it Vince
>>1886897
krams, kids who watches ram
>>1886909
Ellsworth's gimmick should be that he can handle enormous amounts of pain.
>>1886959
Would pay actual WWE Funbucks™ to see this
>>1886959
He's basically the training dummy from the practice mode in wwe games. Injure him and his health bar just refills immeadiately