/spiteful/ - Alexa Bliss General

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>>1882183

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>>1882184

>>1882183
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>>1882186
so ugly

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>>1882186

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>>1882188
fuck off

>>1882194
what's Sly Raccoon doing on smackdown?

Pro tip: if you're gonna samefag, try to not use a name so it becomes obvious that only one person cares about Rato

>>1882204
You mean Sly Cooper right?

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>>1882223
>only one person cares about Rato

She's asp's girl though

>>1882184

>That Swallow Salon lighting

If only.

>>1882227
Yes, but wwe's version of it is Sly Raccoon

>>1882243
>I hate Vince now

>>1882255
>comes out and beats a random jobber
>gets that belt
>what part do you want bitch? The buckle, or the strap?

>>1882260

Replace "Random Jobber" with "Anon" and I'll like your idea even more.

>>1882278
>she will never punch you in the arm and give you a spiteful (yet playful) glare when you steal her extra life

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>>1882281
Hold me brother

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>>1882323

>>1882183
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>>1882194
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>>1882267
>>1882278
disgusting

>>1882385
Faggot

>>1882349
The part I always remember about this is that a little of the blood got onto Sami's shoulder

>>1882455
*vomits*

>>1882281
gain height

>>1882278

this is a great angle lads i get to see what its like to be taller than a woman

How is she so perfect, bros?

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>>1882385

>>1882200
Fucking midget

I'm surprised at how good she is on the mic. She makes the other divas look like amateurs.

>>1885322
Too bad she can't wrestle for shit. Naomi carried her ass tonight on SD. 5 minute match where Naomi did most of the work for 4 minutes and 30 seconds. Bliss did a headlock, one kick, pulled her off the top rope, and hit Twisted Bliss. In a 5 minute match she had like 30 seconds of offense. The girl is Carmella and Eva Marie tier in terms of talent.

>>1885341

>being this delusional

ok bud go troll /b/ or something

BIG MATCH BLISS

>>1885341
>getting worked by a heel
>this stopwatch autism

>>1883399
Her thighs are perfect, and make everything better by association.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4XCq3Q0v3M

What does /spiteful/ think of this?

SPOILER: He make Bliss into Sister Abigail

>>1885341
>Naomi carried her

Stopped reading right there. Bliss isn't exactly a ring general or anything but Naomi is straight trash at every aspect of wrestling. She ain't carrying shit

>>1885494

>whatculture

not even going to bother watching the video. going back to watching leafy videos now bye

>>1885509
Did you watch the match?
Naomi completely carried her ass. And I mean 100% carried Bliss. Take off the waifu glasses, and re-watch the match.

>>1882278

"I want the AJ Lee fan-base"

>>1885571
Sasha did the same shit.

>>1882186
has Natalya "initiated" Bliss yet?

>>1882188
low test

she'd be hot as fuck with a pixie cut

>>1882278
>playing games standing up

alexa???

>>1885015
Can't help but giggle at every single thing she does. S'cute!

>>1886995
Its been shown that playing games standing up is a lot healthier than sitting down in the long term - you actually feel more engaged - part of the reason old arcade cabinets were so addictive. Also the cardiovascular benefits etc.. as humans are built to stand and walk much better than we are to continuously sit for long periods

>>1887253
Hit the showers
Really

>>1887888
Hit some pussy
Seriously

>>1887955
begging you to have sex

>>1882385
6,000 posts
Zero sexes had

>>1887962
Wishing for you to get sunlight.

So her current gimmick is wraslin Harley Quinn?

>>1887955
Rape counts right?

I am tempted to masturbate for her. This shit is getting out of control man

>>1889689
Holy shit

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>>1888729
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>>1889671

Grow up, dweebs.

Do your think she's ever been DP'd, bros?

Would anybody else wear an Alexa Bliss t shirt?
She's one of the only main roster female without any merchandise (the other being Carmella). I'm a 20 year old male and I'd buy and wear an Alexa Bliss shirt if I liked the design enough. Anyone else?

>>1889689
Hnnnng.

>>1890136
Carmellas getting a shirt soon, so I'd imagine Alexa is too. I can't imagine what the design would be though, besides it just saying '5 feet of fury'

looks like the kind of girl who would go to house parties and get fucked in the bathroom

>>1890060
Most probably. She can get any guy she wants and I guess she likes sex as much as anyone else, so why not

>>1890349
reason number #35453 why she is the greatest

>>1882278

>bliss will never squeeze and pull your balls when you play too long before dying
>"i said i wanna play"
>giving you that sexy fucking look in your face as you try to focus on the game
>then she legit pulls a cigar cutter out and starts to pull your sack skin thru
>"im serious"
>then feeling 1 ball pop thru
>"are you ready to become a girl anon?"
>talking seductively
>knowing once the other ball goes thru the opening will be too small to allow them to go back
>only 1 choice left at that point
>bliss not caring at all about ruining anon's life perminantly
>laughing and smirking as she squeezes the cigar cutter handle till anon is officially a girl
>then taking the controller as anon immediately lets go to try and cover her new useless area
>bliss then tells anon to shut up because the screaming is louder than the game
>one of her heels stepping in anon's former sack
>shortly after "im bored i think im gonna go"
>skipping away never thinking about anon again

>>1890498
I felt physical pain reading this.

>>1890544

>ywn b alexa bliss' older brother
>she constantly tries to get you in trouble by making you do lewd things in the house
>knowing mom and dad are just in the other room
>cum for me anon, right here in the kitchen
>do it or ill tell mom an dad you tried to touch me

>>1890185
>implying it won't say blissed off. Or blissful. Or some other play on bliss.

>>1890634
She's from Ohio so that probably happened. If not with her brother than with her dad.

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>>1882183

>>1892014
Rat Goddess

>>1882183
I would pay half my savings for one night with her

>>1891048
Cute

Does she spit or swallow?

>>1890313
Is Nattie even a heel anymore. Her cat thing with DBry wasn't very heelish.

>>1892028
wat

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Did they?

>>1892545
absolutely

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>>1892672
Is that Goldust or Lady Gaga?

>>1892672
>Pays homage to the true goat goldust

she knows what's up

>>1886225
Lol

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http://www.wwe.com/videos/alexa-bliss-morphs-into-goldust-wwe-halloween-makeup-tutorial

>>1892545
>my face on that shirt

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>>1892014
For any guy thinking about beating their meat to this pic shes under 18 here.

>>1893848
Do you think Murphy buttfucked her in the deessing room before she went out of the goldust costume?

>>1893156
She looks like Eva Marie without makeup.

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BLISSDUST A CUTE! CUTE!

>>1893852
absolutely

>>1882183
How tight is her boipucci?

She looks like a cole miner if you know what I mean.

I'm
Saying
She's
A
Nigger
Lover.

>>1895305
what did he mean by this?

I want Alexa Bliss to bully me.

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Her Halloween costume makes me harder than I've ever known... I don't know if I should be confused

is she jewish?

>>1897622
holy shit
so fucking ugly

>>1897650

mods i want this guy banned right fucking now

>>1897652
but seriously those wrinkles holy fuck
i thought they were just smudges on my screen but nope she's just in the process of aging like milk

>>1897655

thats make up you freaking dweeb ass bitch hate on another diva fuck you mods ban this shit hat

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>>1897659

>>1897661

ITS FUCKING MAKEUP WHAT ARE YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTANDING??????????? GET A FUCKING LIFE AND LEAVE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE. YOUR NOT BEING FUNNY YOURE BULLYING THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE GO TO YOUR STUPID ASS BECKY LYNCH THREADS SHE CANT EVEN FUCKING WRESTLE LITERALLY SHE NEVER FREAKING FIGHTS. SO YEAH IF YOU KEEP BULLYING ALEXA THE MODS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BAN YOU SO I WOULDN'T RISK IT YOU STUPID ASS BITCh!

>>1897667
makeup usually reverses aging, not increases it.

>>1896515
Fuck I am into this

>>1897630
>last name is Kaufman
yeah...

>>1898061

Not alexa

>>1898061
doubt it but i'll fap anyway

>>1901416

all the worst divas in one picture except bliss

>>1901445

>wearing wedges to a tailgate

Come on Alexa, that's bush league!

>>1901445
Would kiss those toes

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How do you guys cope with knowing she will never be yours?

She is litterally a Jewish midget with dwarfism.

>>1902003

are ya fuckin dumb guy?

>>1902009
She's jewish.
She's hebrew.
She's a midget.
She's a dwarf.

No amount of make up or floor-angle camera shots can change this.

>>1902014

She's not a midget or a dwarf. You apologize right freaking now.

>>1902040
Okay, I guess they prefer the term 'Little person' nowadays.

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>>1889689
fuck yeah

>>1901445
This looks like porn
>>1901423
Natalya is not the worst

>>1901445
they absolutely DP'd her after this

>>1902040
but you cannot deny that she is a fucking kike. just look at her nose and you'll get the idea

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Would it be accurate to say Alexa's gimmick, as well as her real life persona, is to be as much of a Basic Bitch™ as possible?

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i want to taste her feet

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW WORLD ORDER

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>>1882349
What did he mean by this?

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>>1889689

I couldn't catch Smackdown tonight senpai, what did our based goddess do?

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>>1905235
Interrupted Becky's return, beat her up, and spray painted a yellow streak on her back.

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>>1905248

>>1905249

/bex/ fuming

>>1905212
>those teeth

i wanna licking her molars

>>1902333
>but you cannot deny that she is a fucking kike

Why does that even matter? Look, I'm fairly racist myself, I hate niggers, spics, and Arabs as much as the next red-blooded American but Bliss is based, not every Jew is evil.

>Royal Rumble 2016
>Entry #30
>5!
>4!
>3!
>2!
>1!
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CDKhDCDLM

How hard do we mark, fellas?

>>1905212
>>1905249
surely there is shots of her butt in those pants?

>>1905256
Good goy

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what did she mean by this

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..

>>1905742
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>>1905765

grrrrrrrr she's so cuuuute >:3 i just want to hug her before feeling her from the inside.

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>>1905802
gross this is a family friendly forum, perv

>>1905248
>>1905249
why the paint

>>1882349
>solomon crowe
god, who thought that up

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Anyone notice how small she really is?

>>1905896

shes 5'9 the guy is 6'2

>>1882349
>7 foot tranny in the background

>>1905918

She's actually 5'9 1/2 and wearing heels there. Everyone else there is just short.

>>1905749
I came

>>1905859
Makes more sense if you watch the segment, although having to suffer through Becky's voice for a while is tough.

>>1893156
>under
No one cares, faggot.

she reminds me of some girl i fucked and went to school with, bitch face, blonde, and small as hell.

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ah, we meet again rato

>>1905955
18+

>>1905959
i take it she was a good fuck yes?

>>1906228
she was, but i really hated that bitch face she had

>>1908789
so ugly

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>>1908789
>that 9head
jesus christ

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>>1910291
>>1910287

GET

A

FUCKING

LIFE

>>1910361
>>1908789

disgusting

>>1882267
I hate becky

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>>1882183
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>>1910361
so ugly

>>1910963

beautiful vomit girl

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what did she mean by this

>>1911264
fucking gross

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my favorite girl

>>1913007
qt

>>1908789
I want to love and take care of her but I know I can do neither so I hope the best for her

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literally the only woman with confidence on the mic and can actually play a good heel. she should get a nikki tier run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tqUtfGHkgs

thoughts?

>>1913054
looks like she's trying too hard most of the time. I suppose thats to be expected from someone that size

>>1913083
>I suppose thats to be expected from someone that size

just leave, bully

>>1913085
>bully

but this thread is dedicated to a midget who acts like one

>>1913093
>midget

Whole lot of projecting going on here. What are you 5'8? Jesus Christ I can just tell you despise your own height. Get a grip lad, Lexi is here to stay.

>>1913099
>Whole lot of projecting going on here. What are you 5'8?
turn down your projector mate, its too bright

>>1913101

I do what I want little man.

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>>1913007
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>>1913054
gross