MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5

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BAH GAWD KING WHATS THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE DOING IN THE RUSEV ZONE

ROMAN CHANTS

ROMAN IS A BETTER FACE THAN JASETHY

KEK

nth for Roman is actually a better talker than Seth
What the FUCK went wrong?

First for based doggo.

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RuRu single handedly saving this show.

Also jewberg's little "promo" better be good

Romans has had like 3 good promos in a row wtf

Based Big Dog and Rusev is the top feud. Are Jasethy and fatass even trying?

how long until rusev and roman get their aggression out by spitroasting lana in the middle of the ring

>>1878959
I was a D-Young mark when he was gonna fight the Miz for the title

Then they killed his momentum

WHERE TF IS GOLDBERG

>>1878973
you just need to constantly remind yourself that smarks are always, always wrong - about everything.

>>1878970
Ottoman Empire vs Byzantine Empire when?

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why is Rusev a heel again? aside from the >muh foreigners meme

Why does Rusevs theme always remind me of Blood on the Leaves by Kanye?

>>1878985
Last 10 mins of the show.

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>leading the crowd into saying ghostbusters then working off of them
BASED BIG DOG MIC GOD

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>tfw your main event is a complete fucking dumpster fire
>tfw they brought back a fucking fossil just to make survivor series seem appealing for their brand

Smacklads please forgive me

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>>1878982
>liking D-Young

>>1878981
not soon enough senpai

>>1878979
Try harder to shitpost, literally nobody cares about this Roman fued

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ru ru and big dog saved raw

>the city of jasethy and fatass

>>1878981
BASED

BASED RURU'S DOG IS A WORLD CHAMP
HIS MOTHER IS THE STRONGEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD

>>1878990
Because Russian accents and America is having Russia trouble right now.

>Goldberg takes 10 minutes to walk to the ring
>"You're next"
>End of show

>>1878998
BACK TO WEW

Jewberg time or just quick reminder?

Goldie coming out now?

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So is Goldberg the face and Brock the whatever he feels like that day in this feud?

Based fucking Big Dog has won over the audience. Smarks seething.

>>1878992
because you're a chimp

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>>1878999
>and bigdog
>...and big dog

no

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>>1878998

>>1879010
please turn 18

we still have 50 minutes guys, why am I waiting for Goldturd

Hope Rusev stays heel. If they turned him face he'd get a gimmick like the immigrant trying to make in in the land of opportunity. He'll probably buy and run a pizza place while maintaining a wrestling career.

roman and rusev had the best segment of the night so far, look at that

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>>1878985
>11:15
>goldberg comes out
>I accept the challenge
>fades to black
got you fuccbois for another 3 hours

>>1879006
The entire last thirty minutes should be Goldberg's entrance

Walking from the airport to the arena

how pissed off do you think vince was when he asked for an old star to do a comeback and the best they could find was fucking goldberg?

So is Lesnar or Heyman here for Goldberg to come down and spear at least?
Or is it literally gonna be
>Walk to ring
>"You're Next!"
>End

>>1878993
More like the last 5. He's going to walk into the ring, say "LESNAR YOUR NEXT" and then walk out.

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I honestly fucking hate that song they use to cut to commercial tbqh familia

>>1879010
Depends on what Goldbergs kayfabe reason is for coming back

Really really hoping that Oldberg gets boo'd off the stage.

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>>1879021
FUCK!

>>1879016
BASED BIG DOG

>>1879020
they've been doing that ever since their feud started.

>>1879022
This would be better than whatever they have planned

>STILL AN HOUR LEFT

>>1879022
>Walking from the airport to the arena
BOOK THIS!

>walking across streets without even looking

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>mfw someone was excited about Lesnar vs Goldberg 2: Electric Bugaloo

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>>1878995
GET A ROPE UCE

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>>1879016
>roman fags only 'proof" are video counts and Facebook likes

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inb4 Jewberg takes 1 suplex wrong and then his career officially ends just like Seth did to sting

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>>1879035

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>>1879029
hope brock fucking kills him desu

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>>1879027
It hurts me deep down that I'll never have a waifu with as cute a smile as that
I'm not even ugly, I'm just shit at talking

>>1879040
>higher ratings
>higher attendance numbers
>higher youtube views
>higher wwe network views

But it ain't true cause I said it isn't true.

This Women's Hell in a Cell match is going to be literal hell.

>>1879047
Practice on me, friend.

>>1879023
Who the fuck else is there? Goldberg was at least a huge draw back in the day.

>>1879050
I'm actually excited to see how shit it's going to be.

>>1879050
the name of the match will finally be relevant

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>>1879047
In all fairness Cathey is a media personality, if she didn't have a perfect practiced smile I don't think we'd be seeing her on WWE Tv

>this Emma promo

NOICE

wtf I like Emmalina now

haha wow emma is ugly. butterface

>those pics
muh fucking dick

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>Emmalina

Just STOP!!!

>>1879053
>goldberg
>a draw

lol

Oh my god. What have they done

>emmalina

>Emmalina
Fucking waste, her badass gimmick was so good.

Kek
Corey has some good lines sometimes

Where is TJ Perkins? He's cuuuuute

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>>1879049
>higher ratings
>more attendance

its been proved Seth has better live show attendance

>>1879050
Cant wait to see the one single sport where someone gets lightly tossed into the cell

Literally what is the point of these two losers?

>>1879055
Same here
>charlotte wanted to do a fucking moonsault off the top
Wut???

>>1878959
They should have had Backlund mentor Bo. That shit would have been so much better

>>1879061
>2/10 would not bang

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>>1878959
Muh bois

>>1879053
Shekelberg stopped being a draw the instant Big Pussy booked himself to beat him

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>Bury the bald men club 2 PPVs in a row
>Realize you fucked up and now you're forcing them to look strong

Just send them over to smackdown already

>>1879071
lmao 0 manletweight segments tonight KEK

>>1879072
No it hasn't. inb4 you post that disinfo graphic where seth had 5 samples and everyone else had 100

>>1879073

>"sport"

Any pics of Karl Anderson's hot asian wife?

quick, someone post the BONAFIDE CU.CK meme

Is Enzo wearing an overall

What in the fuck is he wearing.

>>1879047
>I'm not even ugly, I'm just shit at talking

It's seriously tragic

The fuck is Enzo wearing

The fuck is enzo wearing

>dat fucking outfit
CANCER GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the fuck is Enzo wearing

My fucking eyes familia

This is too long to chant.

the fuck is Enzo wearing

the fuck is enzo wearing

THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD WEARING

>>1879089
>>1879090
>>1879092
>>1879093
He's transforming into Road Dogg

The fuck is enzo wearing

>>1879033
yeah it's been pretty okay throughout. I think RAW makes me tired and its hard to think positively about anything

Will Goldberg get a bigger pop than Enzo and Cass?

>>1879051
Hey
......
My friends act like just saying hey will immediatly make you think of a load of shit to say, when that couldn't be further from the truth

>Enzo getting BTFO by that outfit

The enzo fuck wearing is

CUPPA HATAS??!?!

the fuck is Enzo wearing

hello lads

just starting raw now

watching the KO/Jericho promo, what else should I skip to?

>There are people who literally still like Enzo/Cass' entrance speech
I used to like New Day too but just like them, this has gotten SUPER old.

BURY ENZO

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS AWFUL

WHY CANT ENZO BE NEXT ON THE GOLDBERG/LESNAR BURY TRAIN

how u doing certified g certified stud and 7 feet tall and you cant teach that

>Enzo literally wears a shirt that has "0 Dimes" on it

Why does no one ever talk about this?

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>>1879092
>>1879093
H I V E M I N D

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>>1879084
>dont post fatcs
>>goes on to post youtube views

who told enzo that was a good look?

>>1879113
Finish the Jericho promo, then skip to Smackdown Live

>>1879115
kek

That one faggot can't even hold up the 'S' sign smdh

>>1879121
i like it

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Cass's genetics are wasted being attached to a midget's hip tbqh

>last weeks foley's suit
>enzo tonight
did they hire frank the cuck or something

>Dat lazy asshole sandbagging with the 'S'

A-W-F-T, AAAAWWWWWFFFTTTT..

>>1879115
Kek

>>1879115
lost at can't wake up

the fuck is enzo wearing

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>>1879115
>boring
>whole crowd chants and follows everyword

wha,,,,,

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>>1879092
>>1879093
>19:20:18

>>1879099
>>1879100
>19:20:44

>>1879113
Rusev Promo

Anything else in between is pure garbage

Can someone explain to me what Enzo is wearing? I'm blind and can't see

good squash guys

bullet club is comedy jobbers now?

What? I only went for 10 seconds.

>>1879121
It's for titty cancer, he gets a hood pass.

>the STATE of Anderson and Gallows

The Club literally jobbers

The club back to Japan when?

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Fuck I need a drink right now. I'm going to the Speedway does anyone want anything?

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>Burying Karl Anderson like that

The fuck is this booking

>Enzo's outfit

What did he mean by this?

Reminder that Big Cass was in an actual title match.

BULLET CLUB BURIED AS FUCK

the jobber club

BRING OUT BIG DRAW BILL

What the fuck was that

What's the point of Gallows and Anderson even being there?

>>1879091
Nigga I've been told numerous times that I look like Tom Hiddleston, who has millions of women fawning over him

He still has his hot asian wife

>>1879136
Pink Overalls with no shirt underneath.

ha.Bullet Club suck. You nerds say they were so good and jap wrestling is so much better

>memeweight

dropped

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OH GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT THE CRUISERWEIGHTS EXISTED

FUCKING KILL ME

MAN WITH A PLAN

>>1879145
better cancel that trip nigga

>>1879106
Just say "hey, I like your ____". Then ask what her name is and introduce yourself. You can also say something about noticing her from far and just having to come up and talk to her. It's easy from there as long as you're confident.

>>1879135
when's that?

this Big BMI Owens and JeriGOAT segment is pretty good

>>1879155

Post pics

>they left NJPW for this

TJ "Crickets" Perkins

Is this what Raw has devolved into

>>1879126
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO CUTE BROS?!? MY FUCKING DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT.

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT A BOY

BASED cruiserweights

Unironically buried by
A PINK VIBRATOR

>Kendrick forms a stable out of guys with beards

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>Nese Time
>With Kendrick

>>1879145
Pick me up some Papa John's dude, I'll go halvsies.

>the state of the cuckserweight division

*dabs on you*

uh oh the manlet division

to to HIT PAUSE

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>>1879160

game over man
*crickets*

>>1879167
This

BASED KENDRICK

>East River Crossing
When did he start doing that again?

>TJ Fuckboi
Why not just let these guys do all the CWC flippyshit?

>you think you know me

>tgayP is better on the mic than seth

LOL

GAME OVER

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They need to get the belt off of this asian-mexican right now

Holy fuck he smells of face Rock and it's not a good smell

>>1879151
>goldberg starts headlining
>tna buys out wwe in 4 years

TJ makes me want to give up playing video games

>it's game over man
LOL I'm a gamer too

>You used to be like Halo 2
>Now you're just No Man's Sky

>wrestling game
>unlimited lives

Wtf is he on about?

why cant Kendrick be in the normal division?

why is he stuck with vanilla midgets?

>>1879165
Top of this hour I think.

>>1879126
Yeah, being a male born with woman's tits, he could probably make good money on his own at the circus

IM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
>IM ON MY LAST LIFE AND THAT MAKES ME THE MOST DANGEROUS PLAYER IN THE GAME OH GOD STOP

GAME OVER MAN

Who was it who used to call HHH Gameboy constantly way back?

>>1879173
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT GAY BOY

based kendrick cutting a promo like a line of coke

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>this whole segment

PUSH SWANN

>6-Man tag

I'm going to Walmart for rope

Who wants some?

>>1879199
his gimmick is that he's retarded

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>game over

>Another womens interview before Big Draw Bill comes out

Kill me lads

BLACKED

Hey /asp/

Can you handle this?

I hope Goldberg comes out and buries all of these faggy little manlets

Send them back to NXT in little ziploc bodybags

based fucking swann getting the only reaction on this awful segment

>>1879209
Fucking this

its a evil white man vs a mexican & two basketballs episode

d..dab on em

Anyone else bothered by Tyler Perkins lisp? It's so loud

>6 manlet tag match

for what?

6 man tag

30 min left

jewberg 11:15

>>1879210
right here pham

well I already hate TJP

>>1879200
The new guys need someone old to teach them the ropes.

dude let's have weight classes for fake fighting lmao

>>1879210
nigga bring me that and some cheap booze. I want something to numb the pain

Don't they ever feel embarrassed with all the shilling?

They have absolutely no shame whatsoever. If vince was Jewish...

fuck vanilla midgets, jobber clubs and bald negress. all this shit to sit through to see Gold Berg

>30 minutes left
>Sasha interview still left
>6 man tag match still left
>Goldberg still left

uhhh something isn't quite right

>>1879198
I'm gonna need a full restore for that burn

>>1879199
He went to Video Game High School

>>1879164
I'll try that the next Time I'm out, don't have much confidenve due to being bullied by a friend through the years who was probably jealous of my looks
But hopefully I'll find a way to lead the conversation after those points

>>1879209
Most based cruiserweight right now
Give him and his gay black bf the tag titles 2bh

>Christmas movies already showing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1879217
holy kek

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>1879231
W o w

>>1879210
save some for me, bruh

>>1879230
COMING UP LATER GOLDBERG LIVE FROM HIS HOUSE VIA SATELLITE

MIA NAME IS SASHA BANKS

WOMEN'S REVOLUTION SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL AND EDDIE GURRERO

MIA GONNA KEEP DIS BELT HUR CUZ IM DUH BOSS

CHARLOTTE U GOT NO CHANCE AGAINST MIA

PEACE

ALSO SNOOPDOG

Fuck it

Turn TJP heel and have him start using cheat codes.
Like he screams the Konami code and starts no selling

>>1879230
6 man tag will only last 4 mins with jobbers entrances

>>1879086
she isn't rly that hot. kinda cute, still would and kinda cute...but kind of disappointing. Anderson is based though

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>>1879188
>tfw this used to be my gimmick

>>1879231
UP UP
DOWN DOWN
B
A
*starts no selling

>>1878959
>>1878982
>>1879077
Why did they dropped that? Bob doesn´t like fags?

I don't know if I can handle this any more. 6 man tag match, shitty interview, and last minute Cuckberg?

jesus another win for smackdown before the show even airs. rawtists should be ashamed to even be alive

>sasha is now being interviewed
>goldberg spears her through the curtains
>lesnar you're next
>6 man tag
>goldberg walks out
>spears all the cruiserweight
>gets mic
>lesser, you're next
>walks out

>>1879230
Golberg will come out during the 6 man tag and bury all of these vanilla midgets.

You see Kedrick I'm like Grand Theft Auto and you're like Saint's Row. You're just not as good as I am.

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Did you guys know when Bayley was a little girl she was a Matt Hardy mark?

>>1879244
*name drops old female wrestlers*

>>1879164
Fuck man, I can't even make it past y-you too tier shit.

>>1879115
fuck

BASED DREW GULAK

>>1879226
Ryback was killing jobbers so he could lose to CM Punk

Braun Strowman is being built up so he can lose to TJ Perkins

>>1879251
Aren't those 2 just on Superstars now?

>the dorito kid draw more dimes than RAW

>>1879255
book it

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>>1879086

>>1879244
>eats hay

GOPe CuCKS BTFO

>>1879257
>You see Kendrick I'm like Gears of War and you're like Gears of War Judgement. You're just not as good as I am.

>>1879251
I thought the whole thing was just so he could pass on his signature move for Young to use, then Young immediately botched it.

>>1879047
Lay the bricks, faggot. Talk to 5 bitches a day, every day. Not even trying to date them, just casual conversation. Eventually it'll become second nature to you. If you're too chickenshit, just go to the local supermarket, pretend you don't know where something is, "Excuse me, do you know where they keep the blah blah." Look at something in their buggy. "Ooh, i've always wanted to try that. Are they good?"

all Total Bellas tells me is that the Bellas are idiots and John and Bryan can do a lot better

I love these gamer promos by TJP. The cringe hilarity of it has fantastic meme potential.

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>WELL, HERE COMES THE MANE

>>1879272
Wew...

30 Minutes left

>6 man tag team 7 minutes
>Botcha interview 15 minutes
>Goldberg 8 minutes

Feminism wins

>>1879200
Kendrick could have a Dbry story and I'd be fine with it, he doesn't seem like a weeb little fag like dbry

>>1879230
Don't forget two ads, three spots for the RAW logo, and on hand shilling for fast food

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>this interview

Total Bellas is unironically a better wrestling show than WWE Raw.

>>1879272
>HOT

>>1879272
she's okay, not a good angle

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>Women's sweaty drama

Sasha looking exceptionally bald

>>1879275
woops
wrong thread

>dat forehead

JUST

>>1879257
This metaphor 10/10

god I hate this 'women's revolution' shit

Smackdown is showing more women and isn't making a big deal about it and it's better than this bullshit

YOU'RE ON YOUR LAST QUARTER KENDRICK

>>1879236
Oh theyre doing that cause Madeas Halloween is coming out Friday. Still retarded nonetheless.

A LITERAL HORSE

Honestly thought Sasha would have botched her way into early retirement already

Legit surprised she is holding the belt

>this sasha 5 head

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NEIGH

You see Kendrick, I'm like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and you're like Call of Duty Ghost. You're just not as good as me.

"I'm gonna prove that hell in the cell."

what?

>>1879154
Lol delusional shitposter

B A L D I N G
A
L
D
I
N
G

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Smacklads please let me become one of you

I can't do it anymore

I can't defend this anymore

I remember Lita being better than this.
Is it just nostalgia?

She's making history, guys

WIMIN R STRONK

>My only dream, to be in the WB

Why don't she just do the thing LeBron did to cover up his balding hairline

Kendrick, life is like Dark Souls, it's hard but if you continue on and never give up you can succeed. And like the bonfire, I'm lit. *dabs on them*

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>REVOLUTION

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Reunion when?

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>botching a prerecorded interview

>Sasha tries to say she'll have hometown advantage

How many people have actually won matches in their hometown

END THIS NIGHTMARE!!!

IIIIM BACK
AND BETTER THAN EVER

>MFW BASED BISCHOFF CALLS THE 3MW FOR THE DIVAS HELL IN A CELL MATCH

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>womens """"""""""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>1879257
>Except for the fact that Saints Row 2-4 was better than GTA IV

>>1879321
The Rock.

The WWE is not winning back people who tuned in to see the Goldberg return

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How does she manage to fuck up a scripted interview?

>Horseface interview
this keeps getting shittier by the minute

>>1879311
Nostalgia, she's always been a mush mouth shit on the mic

Foley is jerkin it right now

>>1879257
You see Kendrick I'm like Black Isles/Obsidian Fallout and you're like Bethesda Fallout. You're just not as good as I am.

>>1879272

>hoverhand

Who thought these interviews were a good idea?

Imagine sitting there, having paid $80 for a ticket, and you're treated to a phoned in Rollins match, 2 squash matches, a rusev promo that was largely a pre taped video, two womens interviews on the titantron, and Bill Goldberg speaking for two minutes

>>1879290
Total Bellas has killed Womens Wrestling

>>1879310
come on over m8, come to the A show

>*sigh*
>camera starts slowly zooming in

jesus i barely watch and i can still recognise that they do this all the time

>>1879316
10/10 promo f.am. Simply ebin

thanks cathyposter

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>>1879298

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>>1879310
Come to the A+ side Anon

Vince needs to put an end to this wrestling horse gimmick

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What did she mean by this?

How many fucking times did she say History?

>>1879327
>Not enjoying a story of Eastern European coming to america for his dream.

TRUMP FAGS PLS GO.

>>1879005
>Shillary is having Russia trouble right now

FTFY

Trump would lead us to a new era of friendship with Russia, ruling the world as the new Mega Powers with friend Putin

>>1879330
WHAT FUCKING FAGGOT PHOTOGRAPHER SOFTENS THE FEET?!? FUCK THAT FAGGOT

>>1879327
I'll absolutely agree about SR2. Not quite so much about 3 and 4.

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>post yfw that interview

>THat interview

Literally all she talked about was making history for being a woman

WE WANT BRA AND PANTIES

>>1879330
FOOT GODDESS

>>1879321
The Edge

>>1879293
i miss this anon

OP HERE CAN'T MAKE NEXT THREAD BECAUSE I'VE MADE 5

YOU USED TO BE SONIC 2

BUT NOW

YOU'RE JUST SONIC 06

>>1879321
my man austin at the biggest one of em all

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>>1879355

>>1879272
>hoverhanding your own fuckn hot asian wife
How can one man be so unbased

>>1879362
you're now remembering >like clockwork

hahahahahah goldberg lost to triple h

fucking fagot gaytch

>>1879163
Too late.
>>1879178
Brought a large pepperoni pizza. That'll be $5.
>>1879210
I forgot to buy some Trolli Gummy Worms. Get me some please.

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>>1879355

>Completely ignoring Trippple burying him the first time

Those Triple H trunks were terrible

>not showing Goldberg getting buried at Summerslam 2003

>>1879346

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?

>>1879344
>"
This image triggers me every time. His dick is too high, it looks like she's sucking his navel.

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>>1879322
Animorphs?

>that triple h attire

wat

>>1879337
>paying money to attend a raw live
Why would you do this?

Hey guys hows it going?

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Who is this Mia that Sasha seems to refer to so much?

>>1879370
GOLDBERG LOST TO TRIPLE H OFF THE BAT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>1879355

>>1879376
He wore them to hide a scar from surgery

>Cruiserweight tag match
Yeah i'm coming back in 15. This is BS.

>>1879379
It's all the roids, Smackdown dicks are really small

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>>1879327
>3 and 4 even considered
>2 being better than IV

Fuck with that horse interview and now this vannila midget battle its like they want people to turn the channel

>one more match

Oh for fuck sake it's just going to be Lesnar burying him at SS isnt it?

No run, boys. Go to sleep

>>1879381
Horrendous

>>1879380
Any photoshop wizards here?

>>1878081
>>1878081

>>1879368
What does her final form look like?

IF THESE BITCH ASS NIGGAS DONT HURRY UP AND FUCKING SHOW GOLDBERG! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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I miss purple Triple H