DANA'S FAT RACK EDITION
GOLDBERG
GOBER
those mammaries!
JUST BRING OUT BILL SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
>>1878480
>those tits
Video games btfo
>>1878480
HOLY FUCK DANA'S TIDDIES I AM HARD FUGUGUGUGUGUGUUGUG
Heyman is cringe
>>1878480
HOLY FUCK
MY DICK
NNHNNHNHGGGGGGGGH
I thought all Jews liked either other. Also post more Dana pls
>>1878480
those fake ass tits on that bitch
>>1878480
Goddamn Dana...
ECW
ECW
ECW
Anyone have the webm of that move? some anon said a ref was running to the ring so maybe something happened
Here comes the piss
Jewberg isn't appearing until 11:05.
IT'S REAL FOR ME DAMMIT
>heyman isn't there
>brock isnt there
what is the fucking point FUCK WWE
Should I go full retard and keep watching for Goldberg? Or just turn it off?
>yfw everyone gets hyped up only for Gillberg to appear
>>1878526
heyman is backstage
JUST BRING HIM OUT ALREADY!
I want to see Dana and Charlotte on Ultimate Surrender
>>1878480
ARE THOSE CHARLOTTE NIPPLES?
PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE
I don't get it
shouldn't they support (((each other)))?
>>1878520
She dropped Bailey on her head when she pulled her to the ring. Dana also tried to put her legs on the ropes but missed. The whole end was just a shit show.
>>1878521
back to piss hot
>>1878531
>heyman is backstage
Then why the fuck didn't he just go to the ring?
>Its a fantasy Bill!
>>1878531
it says he's at stamford wwe studios
>YFW GOLDBERG DOESN"T EVEN SHOW UP
>>1878382
probly because she is nowhere near in top shape as she used to be..
Has Raw been good so far tonight? Heard Goldberg was coming back so I figured I would tune in. I haven't watched Raw since Kevin Owens won the Universal Championship
>>1878528
10/10 would mark
You know the woman's division is actually kind of good
Them conquerer emasculating male competitors who get over is not
Was Dana supposed to have her feet on the ropes but she felt like beating her clean?
>>1878550
Christ no
>>1878548
even better
>it was all a dream
>>1878528
I would mad as fuck
>>1878480
Brooke looks like if what I'd order if those Westworld robots were real
i cant believe im duped into staying up for this week after week. how do i fix my life lads. this has spiralled out of control
dana looks like plastic whore trash but in a insanely hot way
>>1878548
Who cares? Who doesn't like a bit of live handles?
WHO'S NEXT?
>>1878564
yeah, she hits my bimbo fetish too.
>>1878563
Watch the better show on Tuesday
>>1878552
*constantly
What the fuck auto correct
>>1878565
Right? Sumthin to hold on to
Would die happy if I could see Dana's fat fake tits just once
>>1878547
DELEt THIS
>>1878480
>Based Dolph gets to motorboat those teddies nightly
This is what happens when you stick to Kek's good side, everybody
>>1878543
Bayley was still in the ring.
Onlt 24 hours till BMJE boys
>thinking dana is attractive
>>1878528
>would mark
>>1878552
they are burying women who get over, too
Equality!
Post yfw someone walks in and sees you watching this shitfest.
>>1878527
this is what I am trying to decide. I'll probably stay till jewberg so I'll be here till 11:05. Fuck you Vince.
>Implying Tom Cruise would walk up to my car window and punch it out
Midget
>>1878584
18+
>>1878588
I usually watch in the middle of my college library.
>>1878588
>>1878581
throw her over the top rope
Finally someone fucking good
>>1878528
book it Vince
>>1878598
fuck off rawtist we are full
Bearded Ryback!
STROWMAN TIME
GOLDBERG IMMINENT
please no Komen segment
>>1878588
Based strongman
>more jobbers
>>1878598
You had your chance. faggot. Enjoy Raw
RUUUOOOOAAAHHHH
OH FUCK ITS MICKEY GALL
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? ANOTHER FUCKING JOBBER MATCH BUT WITH 3 NOW??
WOW
>it's 3 jobbers this time
inb4 goldberg
You can see the disappointment of the fans in the front row
>more jobbers
>three jobbers
wow its fucking nothing
>going from muh cancer scam shilling to BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
SO FUCKING DUMB
Holy Fuck, it's Gal.
When did Carlito have facial hair?
Fuck Jewberg.
BIG GUY
>mile high trio
>>1878597
Sorry i dont like ugly beast
>21+
>another Braun/Jobber segment
pls
>>1878619
kek it does
OH SHIT ITS MICKEY !
>Mickey Gall
>>1878588
Holy fuck this is only just the second hour.
>Operation Ivy sign
>I WANT A REAL OPPONENT
what did he mean by this?
>>1878609
TAKE IN REFUGEES
>URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's story is so shit even he constantly says how shit it is
am i the only who sees a bootleg mickey gall ?
SOMETHING COOL HAPPENED
>>1878621
they did this last week.
Is this guy still a "Wyatt"? Will that be brought up ever again?
>Keep going over jobbers
>People still don't give a shit about you
>FEED ME BRAUN STROWMNAN FEED ME
what did Mickey mean by this?
Can't wait for next week when he gets 4 jobbers
The squash matches have been going on a bit long now. If you can't do anything interesting with the guy, find something else to do
>>1878632
That's actually bad ass. Are these out now?
>>1878650
I thought it was only 2 last week
DAT DOUBLE DROP KICK
strowman looks like he pissed himself
>>1878645
nice crop
I thought he had his dick out for a second
FUG that guy into the turnbuckle got rekt
>>1878647
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
lmao braun has been watching ryback's squash matches. all the same spots.
JESUS CHRIST
>Beefcake HOF 2017
FUCK OFF SMARKS
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE
Lol dudes like they aint paying me enough for this. Wait nvm im not allowed to leave yet
Nia Jax could put up a good fight against Strowman
How many times do we have to hear Cole say "a man the size of Strauman should NOT be able to do a drop kick"
>Braun will never throw jazz out of your house
>Double dropkick 6000 jobbers
>Never draw a single dime
That curly haired motherfucker is a vegetable now senpai
Stroman is so fucking unsafe with these guys. He rag dolls the shit out of them on every move. It's hilarious.
Why did they put the commentators back there again? What's wrong with ringside?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I fucking love Strowman
I hope he asks for a proper challenge and that's Goldberg's cue
>Strowman gets so tired of killing jobbers
>he starts fighting random people in the crowd like Heidenreich did
They're building Big Strongman to feed him to a returning Big Show.
>Braun still hasn't killed Mick Foley like he said he would
Finally Zayne has something to do.
GO BACK TO THE UFC MICKEY
Fuck off Vince
>Braun is gonna get fed to ska-midget
BASED BRAUN PLEASE BURY SAMI
>four jobbers in one night
Like the jobber he is.
>>1878642
Jesus Christ this is horrible. I'm only here for Goldberg. How do people do this every week?
get jobbed out sami zzzzayn
>Sami
He's dead.
>zayn strowman fued
holy shit i didn't expect that
???????????
>Zayn
no. I like you, guy. Not like this
Jesus Christ no
>another jobber shows up
smile man please beat up frown man
RIP SAMI
;-----------;
>>1878676
That turnbuckle spot looked bad.
>>1878685
Job to braun ofc
>>1878672
Lol!! Islamic terroist sami zayn lookin to get buried even more
>Zayn
END UR LIVES RAWTISTS
>kidz bop music man
>Sami ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZayn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking
I
N
A
L
L
Y
And they just threw sami to the lions...
>rip
>Country Boy Strowman vs Isis Sympathizer Zayn
But he just defeated 3 jobbers....now another?
Do it for Allah, Samduhl Bashir Zayn
Sami vs Braun
>Sami Zayn
Jobber for life I guess
why is the crowd so meme?
NOT LIKE THIS, ZAYN
here comes everyones favorite syrian refugee
Sami Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzayn
Swerve
This is a new tag team
Rip mighty mighty boss tones guy.
>They decide to bury zayn
Yea, winning that owens feud sure got you far Sami
aaaaaaaaaaaand he's out
F
SAMI BTFO
JUST HAPPY TO JOB TO BRAUN
>4th jobber
lmfao based braun no sold sami zayn
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT GINGER
Sami no
Fuck he sure showed him.
LOL BURIED
ZAYN BTFO
>Sami Zayn
oh hey its the "NXT guys are fed" episode
>that's it
>>1878657
January.
>>1878722
Can't wait for the best out of 7 series
Sami Le Ska Man Zzzzayn Mohammed
>>1878722
you stop that!!
ok im fucking done. take care lads
>>1878693
I just came for Raw, and already I'm having gray hairs.
I hope Smackdown does the opposite for me.
NU-MALES BTFO
>>1878723
Based band. Even had a dancer.
>want a real opponent
>zayn comes out
hes literally the same size as those jobbers
>>1878722
Sounds comfy
Is this how RAW starts feuds?
Embarrassing
THATS A LOT OF FOOD FOR 4 BUCKS
Jesus christ
Zayn isnt even good enough to get fed to braun? Hes even lower than those two jobbers
>>1878738
Going to pick up. Thanks pham.
>This is the guy who was probably in the MOTY
Sup lads, havent posted in this fucking dump in months, has that fat mexican finally been ran out?
>the small city-state commonly referred to as Sami Zayn
>>1878744
Correction, I just came for Goldberg.
WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDBERG
I want to lick Kathy Kellys anus
No Pop Zayn buried for good.
>>1878759
I K T F
K
T
F
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
>>1878758
>tfw didn't give a fuck about jewburg once his streak ended
>tfw now i look forward to seeing him tnite bc everything is pretty boring
JUST BRING OUT FUCKING GOLDBERG FOR HIS DISAPPOINTING 3 MINUTE CAMEO
REEEEE
L A N A
A
N
A
Lana is so fucking hot
Rusev is so god damn ugly
nigga wtf is lana wearing
It's time for based RuRu
>Lana
MUH DICK!
did lana get a tit job?
LANA
MUH DICK
U
H
D
I
C
K
>Lana
MUH DICK
FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA FAP4LANA
Lana's accent is all kinds of fucked up
>RAW
>>1878754
>Wrestlemania was 82 months ago
Lana's accent is turning to dookie lately
>Lana's crappy accent
>can't say "true" with the accent
lmao
>there's over an hour left
holy shit muh dick
>>1878777
yeah in like january
JESUS CHRIST RUSEV
WHY DID YOU BUTCHER YOUR BEARD MAN
>>1878733
Kek rusev looks ridiculous he needs to go back to the roman reigns beard
>>1878755
Yeah
>>1878781
Waste of palindromes.
BASED RUSEV
>the state of Rusev's facial hair
>Anal
Muh cock
Lol Rusev still has the downward spiral-era Punk Beard
Why do they show that raw all rights reserved logo half way through the show?
How come RAW handles feuds like such shit?
They have 3 hours to waste, you'd think the feud development would be fuckin ace with so much elbow room.
big dog inc
>>1878788
What the fuck is Lana wearing
No memes I'd legit eat Lana's asshole
WHAT
did he just say zeig heil?
Just give Lana the title already. Literally the only woman on the Raw roster.
did lana fuck up lol
WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDBERG I DON'T WANT TO SEE SAMOAN CENA
I wonder if Miz and Rusev ever wife swap
>>1878788
Fuuuuuuuck I just want to see Goldberg...
And that fucking Sasha segment is still coming up
holy fuck rusev lookin loike a jobber with those mutton chops
wtf is he doing
rusev has a shitty beard
>>1878800
You're going to need to post more now anon.
RU RU WIT DA LAMB CHOPS
he is bring them back
Virgins at RAW buried as fuck
Based Lana
>>1878804
You are a cuck
SAMOANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>blonde russian
>700 samoans
wew lad
>Lana looking qt as fuck in that plaid outfit
this Rusev facial hair is fucking retarded
>>1878632
this variant looks sick
>700 samoans
>dipping turkey legs in mayonnaise
BURIED
Rusev confirmed to browse /asp/
AHAHAHAHA SAMOANS
>dipping a turkey leg in mayo
genuinely kekd
>>1878800
moar pls
Rusev wtf cut that shit
>samoans dipping chicken legs in mayonaise WHAT. I CANT BREATHE.
Will Rusev become Russian again now that shit is actually starting to go down with Russia
Rare based ruru working everyone with his beard
lmao rusev is fken troll as fk
>bang a coconut on their head
how does vince keep getting away with this
I wanna die
Based Rusev is spitting fire
>dipping turkey legs in drumsticks
#REKT
>>1878814
More wut?
IM BULGARIAN TOO
>Rusev Family segment
This gon b gud
didn't watch RAW, what did I miss
>The Rusevs
I don't know how to feel about this.
Rusev looks like a long haired Wolverine
>americans
Why are they all so predictable and retarded?
Daaaaaaum Rusev lookin fine
Should serve as a reminder to not mind fatties, they can lose it but a butterface is forever
Why the fuck does Rusev looks like Wolverine Punk?
>>1878824
This one is better.
Samoans BTFO'd
SHOW HIS DAD
>When Rusevs facial hair is the most entertaining part about RAW
>wanting to lick Lana's asshole after Rusev probably stuck his nasty Bulgarian tongue in it
Are lanas parents proud of her?
Rusev has the best bantz on RAM and on twitter.
what the fuck is this segment
Are we seriously getting a photo album right now, we still have a full hour
Did Sam Raining write Rusev's lines?
>>1878835
Lol
>>1878815
>Lamb chops
Nigga what kek
Ru "niggers are not human" Ru
HIS DAD IS SOVIET AS FUCK SENPAI
>>1878848
Years and years of capitalist propaganda.
Mama Rusev
Kek
They legalized stupidity in this state
Based Rusev
Slavka - Strogen women I know.
Aka Back Bone of the family
2x World rowing champion
FUCKING ASSHOLES BOOING RUSEV'S MOTHER!
>the state of raw
>family photo sharing with rusev
GOD DAMN IT STOP MAKIN FUN OF MAH GRANNY
>Rusev getting mad heat using his own family and going in on Samoa with murderous banter
What even is this
Based RUSEV
Based BIG DOG
>the city of Jasethy
>the city of Eat Owens Eat
>>1878852
AESTHETIC!
STACHE GAME ON POINT
>>1878852
Damn that is based. Good taste anon.
>>1878846
I can't even
Based RuRu bigging up the Red Army
>>1878869
For reals, this crowd has no chill.
BROTHER RISEV
>>1878870
And sadly, it's the best part of this RAW so far.
mama RuSeV
>S.. Stahp booing my parents...
Poor Rusev... how is he a Heel again?
This is what Lana actually looks like
>Rusev's dad is Stalin
Brother Rusev loking hot af
BROTHER PYCEB
Rusevs babushka has massive tits.
>that dog
what a fucking good lookin pup
Based RuRu!
RUSEV IS A FUCKIN MANLET
That mustache makes my dick hard
>babushka
didn't know singsing played with a granny
Brother Rusev
>>1878871
Boss nigger
>dat dog doe
BROTHER RUSEV
INVOKE THE NAMES OF THE SEVEN RURUS
>>1878844
Nothing
DEM TITS HOLY SHIT GRAMMA RUSEV
promo is gold.
>Rusev with a Pink Floyd shirt
not bad
unless he likes The Wall
Why is his cousin so skinny?
>you will never have dinner with the Rusevs
BROTHAA RUSEV.....
I KNEW YOU'D COME
>Rusev grannys tits practically touching the table
Oh god i cant stop laughing
HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG
>>1878480
THICC
that dog was fucking awesome
THE SLATERS VS THE RUSEVS WHEN
>Roman comes out
>>1878887
DELETE THIS!
Fuck off Roman I was enjoying the promo of the year
>My Dog is also Champion
>booing a dude's real family
That's kind of shitty especially since the usa never really had any bad blood with Bulgaria
>>1878906
BROTHER RUSEV I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
>>1878892
It was pretty top tier, I always forget the name of that breed though.
BASED BIG DOG POPPIN OFF ON YALL BUSTAS
BIG DOG IS NOW FAMILY DOG
Jesus fucking christ Roman is so bad. I can't even meme like him.
BASED BIG DOG
>>1878887
jesus that caked mess.
Rusevs dog buried
The dog is the only attractive member of that family
WAIT WHAT?
PYCEB ISN'T A FAMILY MAN?
Based fucking Big Dog
>>1878913
Underrated.
>Spuds McKensie
>sporting Pink Floyd shirt
Based RuRU
Roman's promos are actually really good and natural as of late.
Wtf i love roman now
God damn it give me back the Rusev family promo. I was genuinely enjoying that
911 isn't a place
>You can disrecpt anyone in my family but not me
Did he botch this?
this all I ever wanted from rusev
and even this roman promo isnt the worst
Rusev doggo a cute.
ROMAN IS A BETTER FACE THAN JASETHY IS LMAO
>WHO YOU GONNA CALL
Based RuRu working the marks with his beard and family
Dog is a world champ
Based RuRUwith his amazing beard and strong family
Anyone see that rosemary chick in the crowd?
>Who you gonna call
>A few people in the audience say ghostbusters
How is Rusev the heel again?
>>1878930
there's only one big dog, and it's rusev's dog, my man
BASED
RU
RU
BAAAASED
BASED LANA
ROMAN BTFO
Roman buried
>911
>A place one can call
>>1878919
Its actually "Brother Rusev, I knew youd come"
>super kick
Nope
>ywn have a family like Rusev's
>>1878887
>that forehead
She is NOT genetically superior.
>>1878938
No, he's a heel.
>Lana's legs and heels
God, muh dick can't take anymore
>>1878917
Bulgaria was on the other side of both World Wars
ROMAN WILL BE DELETED! DELETED! DELETED!
>Another brawl
Yeah whatever, Roman will somehow win in the end, who cares
HAHAHAHA GREAT SEGMENT
Based big dog selling the hits well for RuRu
BAH GAWD ROMAN THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
Can't wait for Reigns to superman punch Rusev after getting beaten on for a bit.
>>1878938
i hope not, that's fuckin funny
>>1878888
Looks nothing like him
>>1878952
I forgot.
>>1878937
It is a place to call.
omg he doing it on the stairs
>>1878948
>YWN have a gf with as cute a smile as Cathy's
>>1878977
It's a number
>>1878937
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Ramen being retarded again.
>>1878887
>AND THE ONLY PLACE YOUR GUNNA CALL , IS 911
What did roman the "big dog" reigns mean by this?
Side note - corey graves should replace byron, sax adds NOTHING to the commentary.
Do you guys think Goldberg will dye that grey goatee?
>>1878772
girls want alphas, kido.
you think real women want some pretty boi?
>Tell me how to get inside your...
>Closeup of her ass
>...heart
>Tell me how to get inside your...
>Closeup of her snatch
>...heart
Subtle.
Also, holy fuck Zack is a lucky man.
tfw the setup lasts longer than the match
5 second delay BTFO
>>1878548
Holy shit. She was a muscle chick and fitness model when she came in. She was so toned. I wonder why Wwe is letting her get so flabby?
I'm not complaining though. I like women like that.
>>1878683
Qt 3.14