>One hour later
1-10, rate this RAW so far, bros.
mfw an american was fat near me
SMACK WINS AGAIN
>>1878076
1 for Jerigod
>>1878076
3/10 boring dogshit
>>1878076
1. 0 for the show. 1 for Sexual chocolate
RAW is like the Arthur of WWE: boring and dumb as fuck
SD Live is like Rugrats
60 thousand people watching the Cesari live stream.
Not watching. Can't stand seeing Foley, Steph, or Jasethy on my screen anymore.
Has anything good happened or just more Rawtism?
>>1878076
1/10
I'm fucking rotting inside. JeriGOD is the only thing good tonight.
>>1878076
Kill me / 10
Just tuned in
Did i miss anything? What has happened so far?
This show is straight up ass. Not even meme-ing.
>the state of RAW
>the state of RAW veiwers
>>1878076
wank/10
>>1878076
3-4only saving grace was jeriGOAT
But he got emasculated later on
You fat, disgusting nerds hate the New Day and keep saying they jumped the shark but they STILL have the crowd in the palm of their hands every time they cut a promo.
Lose weight and get a clue
im watching the simpsons now until pokemon comes on at 9
>>1878103
It truly is overexposure. When will they learn?
>>1878085
It's really not fair when you have the no jaw draw
>>1878105
Then stop watching and stop posting your shitty memes.
>>1878076
Took a fap break so its pretty damn boring.
>>1878103
rawtism intensifies
levels of rawtism that shouldn't even be possble
>>1878084
>mfw a yuropoor was arrested for not unfurling his prayer rug in time while waiting on line for his tv license
>>1878112
Stop shitposting on /nba/ you asshole
>>1878115
You're that kid who accidentally posted his Facebook, aren't you?
>>1878115
New Day promos seem like they last an eternity and this recent one was mediocre at best
>>1878115
There got real fucking boring and have been holding the title for way to long
>Rawtist will defend their garbage show
What are you looking forward tomorrow on Smackdown?
holy shit this show is horrible. goldberg's segment better make up for 2+ hours that is this shit of a show.
>>1878129
wasn't me. changed my trip
>>1878134
Yet your still watching.
>>1878107
Sexual Chocolate
>>1878135
Them backing it up with a surprise return
Who cares about mandrama?
I texted a gril to hang out and now I have 5 new messages that I'm scared to read. What should I do? Read them? Bitch out? Kill myself?
I just got home, did Goldberg show up yet?
Who are some good Asmrtitst /asp/?
>>1878135
BMAJ and whatever Miz does
>>1878074
Goldbert when?
>>1878144
kill your self my man
>>1878135
Im looking forward to your death so i dont have to see your shitty memes in the smackdown threads.
>>1878146
Nah
>>1878136
only possible if based big dog roman comes out and buries him
Should Sheamus get a neo-nazi gimmick?
>>1878135
>Smack has miz,BMJ,BMAJ,dean,I GOT KIDS and mr. ECW,and no chin himself
>raw has jeriGOAT and rare based ruru
The extra hour dosen't help either
>>1878076
Eh it's been okay so far, would give it a 5 to low 6/10 Stupid shit like sparkly crotch brought down a pretty nice promo, and the whole Jericho vs KO is looking nice. The women's interviews are going to really bring it down though.
>>1878146
Yeah, Roman Reigns punched him once and knocked him out, he was carried out on a stretcher
>>1878144
just text back "jk lol" without reading them
>>1878135
Fact: Curt Hawkins will save WWE from the deathbed this Raw has put the company on.
>>1878147
FrivilousFox has gotten my motor running latley.
>>1878152
edgy
SvR 2007, or 2011?
>OHH MYYY!
>IT /IS/!!
>>1878156
Yes
>>1878156
sure why not nobody watches this show so nobody would notice
>>1878167
>IT'S HIM
>HE'S HERE
>>1878159
based roman
OOOOOOOAAAAHHH
>>1878156
Cesaro look more suitable for this.
>>1878164
Mah nigga, I just found out about her. I like her singing ones. There are not enough singing asmr videos.
>Ten beats of The Brodhon
Fucking triggered desu
>it's only been just over an hour
how do people watch this? it's unfathomable.
>another fucking rollup
They weren't kidding, they really jumped the shark
>>1878144
Reply with "alright I'm coming over. Keep that pussy wet for me."
>Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists >Shameus >Rawtists
>tfw just watching for Goldberg because of nostalgia
>It's only been an hour and it already feels like 3
I don't think I can make it.
>>1878171
And you know there's some hack-writer telling him to say that. Looking for based Corey to hiijack Cole's lines
distraction rollups killed WWE
you don't see this shit in new japan
HULK HOGAN
>Hogan being mentioned again
So he finally got de-Benoit'd?
>Hogan selling like a bitch
>>1878152
SEETHING
E
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T
H
I
N
G
I'm not watching RAW atm, should i or is it shit as usual?
What's with the south park signs during the attitude era?
wwe 2k17 ai goldberg vs ai brock should be booked instead
tfw I was at the Nitro :)
>>1878166
2007
>tfw no matter how "bad" smackdrumpfs claim raw to be they still cant beat us in ratings
>mfw Lil Naitch refereed the match
How old is he?
One of the more dreadful RAWs. And Horsey hasn't even shown up yet.
>Goldberg returns
They literally killed all the hype with this and heyman just challenging him to a match, what the fuck?
Why doesn't WWE go full-in on some crazy shit like Broken Matt and Lucha Underground? It's so damn bland right now. Are the writers just that incompetent?
I wish someone had said something awful in the Facebook comments they aired
>>1878191
Hogan appeared and apologized for his comments. He will now face KO for the title.
>jobbed to Nash by getting tased
>>1878183
Sheamus looks like some corny ass ginger and Cesaro literally has a skin head.
>>1878194
What was it like???
>>1878187
yeah pretty much, that legal leg drop he dropped on Gawker is immortal now
>>1878194
Were you really?
RATINGS JUST WENT UP JUST CAUSE OF THAT ELSWORTH COMMERCIAL
So the rumor of HULK HOGAN returning is true?
I know a few weeks ago they showed a small 3 second clip with him in it.
And now this.
I guess they are just testing the field of how people are with him.
Chant with me now guys!
OOOOOOOLDBERG
>>1878212
no that was HOLLYWOOD HOGAN
>>1878211
Post yfw Big Backbone Ellsworth gets the title
I hope this is just a big joke and it ends up with Ryback returning
>>1878208
People were going fucking crazy. Everyone throwing trash and just going nuts when he won. I had shit seats but it was amazing. Took my younger brothers to a RAW recently. Was fun to but nothing like it used to be :(
>>1878214
GILLBERG
>>1878214
>inb4 smarks chant ryback to him
>le WCW squash man is the only draw
They're scraping the barrel.
>>1878214
I wonder if DDP yoga gives Jericho the power to BTFO Goldberg like he did before
>>1878217
>>1878217
>>1878217
fuck this bo dallas shit. just show goldberg so i can go to sleep.
BROTHER AXEL
>>1878210
Yeah. I was like 13 and I bought my first wrestling shirt at Phillips Arena. NWO Wolfpack. My uncle got the Who's Next shirt. Good times.
BOLIEVE IT LADS!
>>1878217
IT'S <BO!
fucking bo dallas and curtis axel
why is this show superstars tier
Just have Bo become Sister Abigail already
>>1878234
That's actually pretty cool famalam
>>1878175
you know this.
furthermore.
>not listening to asmr in russian
BASED FUCKING NEVELL
>yfw Matt Hardy and a literal jobber are the most over wrestlers today
Should I lose rank in OVERWATCH or watch RAW?
Neville looks like a fucking Muslim.
>>1878217
Does bo dallas have the 8 pointed star of chaos on the side of his tights?
>>1878227
>implying that ever happened
Jerimanlet would get his shit pushed in by GoldGOAT.
>2014
>NXT Title Feud
>2016
>Jobber vs Jobber
What went wrong?
>>1878212
>Hogan returns to Raw
>Challenges for Universal Title
>Beats Owens with O N E Leg Drop
>Ratings rise
How hard do you mark?
The man that Vince forgot
>>1878240
Cause people will stay on cause of Goldberg so they can book shit matches with jabronis.
>Neville still on Raw
Neville looks a lot better with the beard.
>>1878253
kek
>Curtis axel and bo double team neville
>Zzzzzzayn makes the save
How likely?
>>1878248
Sauce?
Remember when these two were awesome in NXT?
>>1878246
You have to HanZOLIEVE
Huh. I'm liking Bo right now. I hope they have something planned for him that isn't jobbing out
>>1878249
>Bo chaos god gimmick
>>1878074
Just got home, Seems like i didnt miss anything besides Jericho.
>>1878220
That's still pretty awesome dude
>>1878248
sauce
just put bo dallas with bray. let him drop the retarded dallas name. dont they need another body now that rowan is out for the long term. what he's doing right now doesn't make sense
>>1878251
mick foley is a fucking cuck and Raw has shit booking
Reminder these two literally made NXT what it was.
Now they're in a throwaway Raw match and NXT is pure gutter trash.
Bo actually looks better now
>>1878223
I'm seriously praying for this to happen just for the kek of it
>>1878259
Soundss like NXT in 2014, just incedibly shit.
>>1878251
They brought up all the NXT talent way to fucking fast, so the NXT wrestlers that were known for being damn good wrestlers got into the back burner while wrestlers in NXT known for their personality got pushed when they went into the main WWE.
>mfw rawtists claim this is the A show
Jesus the whole crowd is fucking dead.
>>1878249
You know it my brother. Bo is blessed by the Chaos Gods.
>>1878270
What happened to rowan?
POST YFW BO CAN GO
>>1878250
Kek
It's confirmed by multiple wrestlers that Jericho BTFO'D Goldberg in a actual fight backstage
>>1878272
Wow. He actually does look like a young Rhyno.
>Neville actually jobbed to Bo
kek
>The state of RAW
MY <BO DID IT
HE GOT A CLEAN WIN OVER NEVILLE
>people actually think neville is worth pushing
lol
That was a nice match.
I miss the Social Outcasts but so far half of them are doing pretty good
>>1878282
We all die a little inside while watching RAW
BO GETTING HEAT
ITS TIME FOR A PUSH
Bo plz
>Raw puts all there hopes on Finn Balor knocking it out of the park as it's first champion
>He gets fucking injured before his first day as champ
GOD JOB RAW
What the fuck happened to Bo?
RIP crowd tho
BO DALLAS TO GIVE BRAUN HIS CHALLENGE
>Bo Dallas pinned Neville
We didn't bolieve.
>>1878282
>crowd pops decently for Nevell
>make him job
>crowd is dead
FUCK FOLEY
FUCK VINCE
FUCK STEPH
>Theres still an hour and thirty minutes left of this shit
>>1878283
So CHAOS led by bo invading raw when?
Did they just book something that no one predicted?
My bo just buried neville and THE CHAINS ARE OFF AXEL in the same night.
wtf I like Bo now
>the state of Curtis Axel
I like this new Bo Dallas but what's with the sign?
BOLETE
BOLETE
BOLETE
>attack someone who likes you and is nothing but friendly towards you
why are the pushing Bo?
Oh I understand this fued
Bo is a parody of how deluded Trump is and Axl is supposed to be the GOP right?
Who would be Bo's VP pick?
Is this Raw showing us Axel's contract is up
Is bo actually getting pushed again?
Why do I subject myself to this torture every week.
>>1878303
Yeah he's being possessed by Khorne right now.
Can WWE do the impossible and rebuild the Rotunda's into actual decent competitors?
I would put a fake snout on Dana Brooke and face fuck her until I came down her throat if you know what I mean.
>Maybe I will watch RAW tonight, I bet it won't suck this time
>It's barely half over
Should I just tune in last 20 minutes for GOLDBERG?
Time for green as shit Dana
>>1878316
Bigger question is why they didn't do this before. Bo was fucking gold in NXT
>>1878314
Is this your first 10 minutes of professional wrestling ever?
I BOLIEVE
how can they continue to portray hiac as a difficult or dangerous thing when they let girls do it?
Curtis Axel BTFO.
How will he ever recover?
Is Curtis axels dad proud of him?
>>1878319
Heath Slater with Rhyno as Secretary of Defense
>>1878324
Because you're a cuck and don't have anything else better to do.
>>1878317
>Bo Dallas New Finisher
>Powerbomb variant
>called the firebomb
>Only half way there
Just kill me now
>>1878316
They need to kill time
At best he makes his way to Reigns and jobs in a US title match
>>1878327
Whatever do you mean
>ywn rest your weary head in Nia Jax's massive buttcheeks
why is this world so cruel?
Anyone else remember that Braun Strowman is supposed to have """real competition""" today?
How many jobbers will he have a match against this time? 5?
>>1878303
He's gonna need Da Damun Kang and the Boogeyman to show Raw the power of CHAOS.
>>1878321
That gave me goosebumps!
>>1878096
Raw is the Janetty m8
>>1878328
That's the thing we don't know if it will be last so they don't have people only tuning in for the last 20 mins.
>>1878323
Evidently the entire thing the WWE had aganst his grandfather has been dealt with, so they are giving him and Bray a push.
>>1878345
Maybe if you ask Braun nicely enough he will let you.
>>1878337
Good one, maybe I should adjust my question.
Who would be Bo's pick for cabinet?
>>1878324
subject your boipucci to the torture of my cock :3
>>1878345
I mean it's not beyond impossible.
Dare to dream.
It's not like she would have the pick of the litter.
>>1878314
Bro that's like wrestling 101.
18+
>>1878345
>She will never let out a massive smelly fart on your face causing your face skin to ripple
jdimsa
>>1878346
He's gonna get squashed by GOATberg
>>1878346
Mick's gonna send out Nia Jax and say Braun has to make her cum five times
Raw is literally the worst wrestling show on television.
>>1878156
How could he be a celtic nazi? Would look very despicable though
I've had Raw in the background waiting for Roman and Goldberg. They should just open the show with them so people can tune out
>>1878321
Holy hit that was a Nitro? I miss when major matches happened on Raw/Nitros
Did the bellas suck johnny aces cock?
>>1878360
He didn't even do anything or cost him a match, not like anyone gives a fuck about these jobbers, its not gonna get him heat, it makes no sense and no one cares
Bring on goldberg
DANA
A
N
A
Jesus fucking christ now we're back to women's wrestling someone fucking kill me
>Dana Brooke is a flippy midget
Holy ship that flip was based
TIME FOR THICC
I hope Dana goes over desu
>Dana
>dana still wears this human sized diaper
what the fuck. cant see tits, cant see ass, cant see stomach
>>1878241
Underrated kek
What's wrong with barleys face?
What happened to Dana Brokkes face?
T H I C C
IF BIG MOMMA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
>>1878371
bo is just a mad man
Why do you cover your tits Dana? It's the only thing that is good.
Also.
THICC
H
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C
>>1878369
Many, many times.
>tfw dana wont smother you with her tits
>>1878350
And it wasn't even a pay per view. The say it was one of the biggest mistakes Eric Bischoff made. Crazy times.
>>1878355
>Bray was fucked over by a problem WWE had with his grandfather potentially destroying a draw
Great
>Drink it in!
Dana + Jericho tag team confirm for when KO and him break up?
>This will never be an Ultimate Surrender match
>>1878382
How am I supposed to fap to this?
when is based Braun Strowman coming out to bury goldberg??
JUST GET TO GOLDBERG
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Byron is the worst commentator ever
>>1878076
Its literally triggering my suicidal thoughts.
>yfw you'll never motorboat Dana's milky books or eat Bailey's ass.
bayley is super fucking attractive
I want to fall asleep on the couch with my head in her lap
>>1878399
He's better than Otunga
>Bayley hands kid band
>Kid freaks out and drops it
Kek
>>1878399
I consider suicide every time. JBL is lucky he moved.
Piss break bois.
I don't think this semen slurping show is for me anymore.
>>1878404
It's called hivemind, newfriend.
YOU SEE GOLDBERG
>>1878371
Dude they had the COO of the company deliver his finisher to his now-former guy and they never explained it. You're making mountains out of molehills.
>tfw tom philips is 10x better than cole and saxton
>>1878403
>milky books
>>1878144
Text back: "I'm that gorilla dick nigga that make dyke pussies wet." Post reaction.
BAYLEY
CAN
GO
>>1878364
Are nia and braun dating? Proof?
>>1878399
The banter on raw is horrible
Smackdown however has based Mauro
>>1878413
THE THING IS UUUHHHH
>>1878413
WHEN I DROVE A TANK INTO WCW-UHH
>Goldberg goes back to RAW
>Smack gets Kurt Angle
/co/ BTFO BY GRAVES
>ken bone
How do they stay so relevant with pop culture? Really activates my almonds.
>muffled Goldberg chants
What did they mean by this?
>>1878418
You know gorillas have tiny dicks right?
>>1878418
Sam pls go
>>1878413
IN THIS BUSINESS
>tfw my /dog/ had to go out and piss
>>1878411
Edit this to make it say NIGGER.
>>1878425
Shit would be cash as fuck.
>>1878413
YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MONSTER IN WCW. BUT YOU HAVE NEVER FACED THE GAME-UH
I AM THE KING OF KINGS-UH
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN-UH
>>1878420
They seem to hang out a lot, Braun appearing on her snapchat pretty often.
They're cute
Is Dana BBW?
Those weren't real punches.
You talk too much Bailey
>>1878425
Angle has said that if he comes back he wants to manage American Alpha, makes sense
where lesnoid, where goldbald
>>1878425
Please, Smackdown needs more main eventers
>>1878428
Will Goldberg be escorted to the ring by security, anons?
If not, I call bullshit on the whole appearance.
>>1878442
18+
>>1878425
Kurt did say he wanted to work with American alpha....
>COUNT!
umm what?
What a shit finish lol
LMAO WHAT A BOTCH
>Emmalina will have to subject herself to this torture
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BAYLEY FUCKING BURIED
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
What the fuck was that?
It's a we show clips of jewberg all episode and bring him out for the last 15 minutes episode
>Rawtists actually watching this trash for the slightest glimpse of Cuck Man Bill
kek
Looking forward to the real show tomorrow.
The fuck was that lol
I want Bayley fat cock
>>1878442
No she's tiny
>DANA OVER CHINGIRL
I would fuck Dana Brooke so hard.
well that looked odd
ABSOLUTELY
BURIED
THE FUCK WAS THAT
Bayleys leg was under the ropes i smella rematch!
Why are they starting a Ryback chant?
>The state of Bayley
TOP FUCKING KEK
Fucking buried BAYLEY!
THE SHITTY OF RAW!
H
E
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H
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Y
O
F
R
A
W
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The state of the Divas division
BASED DANA BROOKE WITH THE SHOOT WORKED HEEL FINISH
What a retarded question. Why the fuck else would Goldberg be at Raw?
Any webm of what happened? I wasn't paying attention
Did anyone else see the guy running to the ring? I think Dana just killed Bailey by dropping her on her head.
Bayletty BTFO'd AGAIN.
OH SHIT ITS ECW MAN
>watching raw
>>1878413
AT THE END OF THE DAYUHH I AM THE GAMEEUH
>>1878489
THICC
>>1878322
It's RAW showing us that Curtis is showing up on Smackdown tomorrow.
Dana was supposed to put her feet up on the ropes for the win... she missed. Play it back and you'll see her stretch out for the ropes.
this is one of the most botched goldberg returns ever
all they had to do was make it a surprise in a major city and people would lose their minds
>>1878482
>Implying Bayley being buried doesn't make RAW based
>>1878489
>I am growing thicker
>>1878504
This
>GOLDSPERG VS BORK
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ve6iaTpOhRM
>>1878506
I know this is so lame honestly
>>1878506
But "muh ratings"
Seriously though when were the crowds chanting this loudly for someone who is actually returning?
>>1878506
RAM trying to get them ratings
The next Lesnar vs Goldberg match is gonna be worse than the first. Lesnar's moveset is small compared to back then and Goldberg is fucking old, probably will barely be able to lift Brock.
BRAAAUUUUNNNNNN
jobbers bout to get fucked.
in b4 ryback matches
Legit head injury
OK this is interesting
Kek
>sami LITERALLY BTFO'D
Whohype for emmalina
never saw dana brooke attractive until today. she's kinda cute