I MEAN LETS TAKE A LOOK AT YOU PEOPLE

YOU HAVE A MOTHER IN THE FRONT ROW WHO TAUGHT HER DAUGHTER HOW TO SUCK DICKS

>>1877672
>From the great state of Obesity

YOU HAVE A FAGGOT IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT

>>1877896

>hailing from Dunkin Donuts

>>1877672
WEIGHING IN AT A SLIM, TRIM, BUFF, CUT, RIPPED, CHISELLED AND JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED

Best promo of all time. It's a miracle the place didn't full on riot.

>>1880551
Buh Buh heel promos in ECW were always worth a laugh. Him and Gertner shitting on everyone was funny as fuck

>>1877672
Will you need us to stand closer to do that, ehhhhhh specky?

>>1880551
Bubba Ray deserved better

>>1880566
>Joel "I'd try to beat the women off of me with a stick, but it would truly be a waste, because they really like the size of my stick, and you KNOW they LOVE the taste" Gertner
>Joel "Six Times That Girly Came Before I Even Knew Her Name" Gertner
>Joel "When I reach their esophagus, they'll know I am hung like Mr. Snuffalufagus" Gertner
>Joel "I'm hung like a moose, and I fuck your girlfriend till her brains come loose" Gertner
>Joel "I have busted more nuts than a peanut factory" Gertner