/wwe/ and /asp/ie MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #1

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GOOOLDBERRRG

GOOOLDBERRRG

GOOOLDBERRRG

smackdownsyndromes are living on borrowed time

Smackdown has no chin
It's the superior brand in every way

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>>1877063
>mfw Goldberg goes to smackdown

I haven't watched raw or smackdown in 2 weeks.

Feels good, hopefully I can hold out another week then this cycle will be over for a while.

Based Braun's storyline better progress tonight or else I'm never showering again.

when does raw start tonight?

>>1877110

>yfw the special opponent is big show

>>1877115

usual time

>>1877063
Will Goldberg start off the show or come at the end?

does anyone ever actually watch the pre-show? I have the network but I never watch it

>>1877140
Only the PPV pre-shows, and I only do that when there's absolutely fuck all else to do.

>>1877129
The end. If they start the show with him 80% of the viewers leave b4 hour 2

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>getting excited about galdburg
>in 2016

smdh wrestling is dead

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>>1877178
>the literal Village of Ram

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>caring about Greenberg when Jericho will provide us with the best wrestling of the week AGAIN

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ᵀᵇʰ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶫᵒᵒᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᶠᵒʳʷᵃʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᴳᵒᶫᵈᵇᵉʳᵍ ᵗᵒᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ⋅ ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰ ᴵ'ᵐ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ˢʰᵒʷ⋅

>>1877185
>Jericho
>Best wrestling

Pick one

>>1877063
>implying smackgoats watch ram.

Jericho, KO and the New Day is the only reason to watch RAW anymore.

Oh, and Dana's tits as well

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>>1877198
18+ lad

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>>1877211
>New Day

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>Goldberg comes back
>gets worked into a feud with Rollins
>Rollins injures him like he does everybody
>he retires again within three months

>>1877231
Legend destroyer seth Rollins!

>>1877063
Predict this episode.

>Opens with Stef and Mick in the ring talking about how great it will be to have a women's HIAC match
>Cesaro and Sheamus match, Goldberg chants
>Womens "wrestling" match, Goldberg chants
>Twitter update on Finn Balor
>Womens "promo"
>Roman Reigns "promo"
>Another womens "wrestling" match
>Cruiserweight match
>Goldberg promo, says he accepts Brocks challenge, possibly spears Heyman
>Rusev match, Goldberg chants
>KO promo/match

>>1877236
Roman doesn't get promos anymore, broski. He's just on screen with an ally as they speak.

>>1877236
I'll buy you a drink it this exactly happens.

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I hope they open with Goldberg, don't have time for 3 hours of Steph and Mick's bullshit.

>>1877248
Prepare to be disappointed.

>>1877236
Goldberg's coming out during the Strowman squash

Y'know, because "superior oppenent"

>>1877236
>>Opens with Stef and Mick in the ring talking about how great it will be to have a women's HIAC match
Almost guaranteed to happen. 2 out of every 3 episodes opens with these two fags

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>BASED HOUSE OF PAIN TONIGHT

mark henry deserves better than this

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE IS FIGHTING BOYS

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>>1877251
I know.

OFFICIAL /ASP/ APPROVED LIST OF PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE SPEARED BY BASED GOLDBERG

1. Kevin Owens
2. Mick Foley
3. The entire womens division
4. Sasha again
5. TJP
6. The New Day
7. Enzo

>>1877235
>he's just bad at his job

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Mes Frenchies sont où?

>goldberg return is just to boost 2k17 sales
It's hard to be a wrasslin fan

>>1877248
>One of the few things that actually would make people turn into tonight's Raw
>Used in the opening segment

Yeah, I don't think so.

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>>1877266
I like this and your dubs.

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>>1877266
>BASED GOLDBERG

18+

Who /actuallyexcitedtoseebasedgoldberg/ here?

>WWE asking people for memes
The Fucking State

>>1877266
I like you, anon

>>1877266
Based /asp/ie

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>>1877266
I think you forgot someone..

>>1877277
Only reason I'm watching this.

Who else is only watching for Braun?

>>1877266
I'd put Mick on the top.

Real talk, the fuck is the guy doing DM'ing randos on twitter?

>>1877277
Yup

I hope Steph gets emasculated again after his stupid antics on Twitter the other day.

>>1877277
Well, you just have to wait until the end.

Hyping for 25 mins of emasculation

PUSH SUMMER

based JEWBERG

>>1877277
Gotta sit through two hours of shit to get to Goldberg. Hope they do his segment first so I watch something else afterwards

It's time for the B show

>>1877266
Mick should be up top.

Although I'm getting a gut feeling that Goldberg is only coming back for the Brock match and maybe a single promo

https://discord.gg/tsWmV
https://discord.gg/tsWmV
https://discord.gg/tsWmV
https://discord.gg/tsWmV
https://discord.gg/tsWmV

YOU WANT MORE

SAVE US GOLDBERG

Do you think Charlotte would be into pegging?

Asking for a friend.

who else /justhereforgoldberg/

Are they really mixing actual footage with video game footage?

>>1877266
I really Goldberg spears everyone in every match and segment tonight

Do you think RAW will be nice enough to start the show with Goldberg, or will they save him for the last segment?

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who /naito/ here?

>Women's interviews

We're' DOA lads

Over/ under 100

How many cocks has Lita sucked in her life?

>>1877302

same. Since they're advertising it, it must be at the end of the show. That means I have to sit through all of Raw.

Fucking disgusting

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>pre taped women interviews

Well, atleast JeriGOD is there

>>1877277
Only reason I'm staying up this late

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On commence ca fort avec mon pure laine...

>>1877307
Tranquilo

>Goldberg not starting
I'm out

>open with KO

well I'll lurk to know when Goldberg comes out

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They should just have Goldberg interrupt every segment, even the womens ones.

They know 50% of tonights viewers are here ONLY for him.

>Opening the show with a fat midget slob

The state of Raw

>>1877302
/smack/ lad gonna be watching football until Goldberg segment

>more sashetty and charles trash
STOP THE PAIN

>steph walks out
>steph: "finally, it's time to introduce the man of the night!"
>goldberg's music hits
>huge pop
>guy wearing hoodie, face unseen, looks like goldberg though, is seen walking backstage
>huge pop
>gillberg walks out
>steph laughs
>steph: "FUCK GOLDBERG"
>heyman walks out
>smiles and points at steph with an "oh, you" look
>steph smiles
>end segment

Based Y2J starting

>>1877304
Same
>>1877307
Here

>open with KO
I'm okay with this.

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>tfw ywn be Jericho's best friend

Is rollings a face now?

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Who /Gillberg/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaHLHHb_cZc

now i can safely skip the middle 2.5 hours

Goldberg was at a con I went to recently, and while his autographs were free (he was there promoting 2K17), his line was just as long as people like Mark Hamill and Charlie Cox. Kind of surprised how much people still love him since he hasn't done much in 12 years.

brb drinking it in man

>>1877328
More or less

>this fat fuck champ BTFO by Y2J

lol

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I could use a (you). Had a shit day at work, pissed off my gril, feels badman. All day lookin forward to watching /raw/ with you fags.

Does Kevin Owens have the least intimidating voice ever?

>>1877330
That's what i'm gonna do.

Oh is Fat O gonna call out goldberg ?

Kevin record lowens

>>1877331
Not surprising considering he's one of the few wrestlers people still name when someone says WCW.

>>1877335
quiet

I fucking hate Canadians so goddamn much

Fucking leafs need to freeze to death

THE SPLIT INTENSIFIES WHY DO YOU MARKS WANT TO BREAK THIS TAG TEAM UP

Denver is about to be put on the list if they don't shut up.

>>1877335

feel better anon

QUIET

kek at jerichos half assed fake tan

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>another irrelevant chant


What did he mean by this?

>>1877342
quiet

based jericho wanting a dead crowd

Feels like JeriKO should have gone the tag team route instead of Owens beign pushed hard and fast after Balor got injured. Would certainly be a more interesting dynamic than Jericho not allowed his own angle

Why do people care about Goldberg now? He was garbage 10 years ago, I don't think he's any better.

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>>1877342
Quoi, on parle Francais au Canada...

ANOTHER IRRELEVANT CHANT

>Jericho has a book
Oh god. The list is back.

MICK FOLEY LITERALLY RAGEQUITTED TWITTER


JUST

>a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion >a thinking match champion

>talking about the cell
>nobody's ever ended their career because of one

Foley's career didn't end because of a hell in a cell match

>>1877342
quiet

>>1877357
S U M M E R R A E

>>1877357
What happened?

>>1877354
This.

Fuck botchberg.

>>1877361
Tim White?

IS CHRIS TURNING ON KO

Can't we just give JeriGOD 1 more title run?

>le hell in a cell

They suck in the game and in real life

Why are they keeping that ugly ass title?

>>1877356
Smackdown watcher here how the fuck does one watch 3 hours of this shit.

wait was there a ppv? fuck me those are every sunday now

>>1877366
Got exposed for the womens """""wrestling""""" revolution only consisting of Botcha and charleslette

>>1877367

Hi Bret!

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>tfw you'll never eeeeeveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr beat stone cold and the rock in the same night to become the first ever wwf undisputed champion

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>that Juggalo in the fifth row

FOLEY BTFO BY THIS COOKIE CUT MOLD PROMO KEK BAH GAWD HELL IN A CELL IS SUCH A DANGEROUS MATCH KEK THERE WAS LIKE THAT ONE TIME IT WAS GOOD

>Mysterio namedrop
wew

I love it when they play off each other's lines.

THE LIST OF JERIGOD!

The fucking clipboard keeps getting better every week. That's how you keep a gimmick fresh. Jericho is truly the GOAT.

>>1877373
alcohol

How is Jericho not balding and he's nearly 50?

>>1877341
>>1877346
You just made the list. ty good anons

>>1877369
yes

owens turned on his best friend now jericho will turn on him

pottery

I thought KO was supposed to be good on the mic? He is terrible

>>1877373
How does someone watch 2 hours of the Deanatty show?
>>1877374
Imagine not having the WWE network and parents having to buy a ppv for their kids every 2 weeks/

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where my smackchads at?

Tomorrow night on Smackdown there will be a WWE Title match

The first WWE Title match in almost two years to not have a member of the Shield involved

JeriKO is the best part of RAM by far. Everything they say is golden.

IT'S SETH ROLLINGS

>>1877331
He was a legitimate star, he had an aura around him that was one of a kind. Unlike the weenies we have wrestling today.

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>I care about Goldberg returning

>>1877387
French Canadian blood. They dont age so they can annoy people for as long as possible.

LIST OVER
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O
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>>1877378
that is clearly joker sting

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>goes from beating the Rock and SCSA on the same night to wearing a faggot scarf and chucking to fatass KO while holding a list

JUSTICO
JUSTICO
JUSTICO

>Rollins chants for a Rollins promo

Don't encourage them to continue pushing this dweeb.

>>1877375
The man is a legend but i don't know why he insists with Botcha and Charles.

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>>1877392

>ROLLINS OVER AS FUCK

STRAP IN BOYZZZZZZZZZ

Rollins has the worst fucking music ever, it sounds like the generic garbage for the early smackdown games for your CAW.

Here comes the botch machine

THAT FUCKING POP FOR ROLLINS

BASED

So is Rollins a face or a heel or a tweener or what? He's just so goddamn boring.

>sparkle crotch

>>1877398
>implying kids that young know who Goldberg is

Goldberg is a shout out to the oldfags. Only people watching from 1997-1999 care about Goldberg.

>le scarf jokes

Jesethy has no creativity

>sparkle crotch

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

FUCK MY COMPANY UP

COOKIE PUSSSSSS

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>sparklecrotch

you can tell jeriko have just bullet points to follow and improvise everything else

>Seth
>Talking about crotches

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>sparklecrotch

>>1877391
Those are the kind of people Scott Steiner talks about in promos

SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH

This is a bretty gud crowd

Went to a house show in Phoenix saturday.
Was Smackdown but Curt Hawkins jobbed to Apollo then Kane came out and buried him even harder in another squash match immediately after.
Fucking kek. State of this guy

>Sparkle-crotch

Cringing.

visions of tater tots from this promo

>Sparkle Crotch
I didn't know The Rock was back

>sparkle crotch

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>sparkle crotch

this crowd is actually not horrible for once

>sparkle crotch
Is The Rock back?

yikes

TATER TOTS

I AM NOT A NUGGET

>sparkle crotch
Defend this rawfags.

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>sparkle crotch

>>1877392
also here

>Rollins having his scripts written by whoever was doing Roman's a year ago

How long until he talks about someone not having testicles

Whats worse....

Sparklecrotch or Tatter tots?

>>1877414
He's supposed to be transitioning into a babyface.

face rollins is somehow worse than heel rollins

fire this fag for the love of god. save this company

>>1877417
Only kids that never saw him be trash care because they'll feel like they belong

>seth trying to push 'sparklecrotch' chant
>even Jericho tried to push it for him
>no one cares

lmao RAW

Christ when the KO/Jericho feud finally happens it's going to be feud of the year

I hope it happens before the end of the year

>people not selling The List of Jericho

New Day was best, they sold it like it mattered.

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>>1877392
Last week's threads were fun as hell

Let's hope based Ellsworth continues the lulz

SPARKLE.... KROTCH????

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>>1877399
>French Canadian blood.

Oui Jericho vient du Québec, bravo Bubba...

>jericho more over then owens
>shit smark chants
>sparkle crotch
>hyping goldberg for 3 hours just to have him a accept a match

why is this show so bad? rawtists dont reply

SNORF

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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MAH SEFF?

THESE ARE RIDICULOUSLY GENERIC FACE LINES
ROMAN WAS SAYING THE SAME SHIT

GOAT
O
A
T

>>1877302
Of course only here for BASED Goldberg

Can I get some more (you)s lads?

Memes aside how the fuck is this fat fuck champion ayy. Based Jericho and BotchRollins at least are credible so I'll continue watching.

>>1877394
Really makes you think

>Seth "sparkle-crotch" Rollins ruining a perfectly fine segment

Fucking stop this he's so bad.

>>1877441
Sparklecrotch because he won't shut up about it

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>sparkleass

kill me now

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Seriously sparkle crotch?

>>1877454
>>1877454
It's ok when Jesethy says it

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>face rollins

>sparkleass
>YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD
Fuck me...

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>sparkle crotch

I love seth.

The crowd loves the sparkle crotch thing...tater tots made EVERYONE cringe.

Even people not watching...i remember cringing that night randomly and i had it recorded

>>1877444
Trips confirm it

>>1877458
Acá tienes mi compadre

JERICHO VS SEFF AGAIN WE'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

Umf, that ass shot of Jericho.

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They're really riding this sparklecrotch thing to the bank

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>>1877457
>BASED Goldberg

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Oh god he's still saying it
>Sparkle Ass

JeriKO is literally the best thing about a 3 hour show

no matter what happens at least I'm not canadian

Sparkle-Juicy

Jericho's old, though, so it's more like Sparkle-Jerky

>>1877458
ya dig anon

>>1877474
Jericho's ass is GOAT

JERICHO VS ROLLINS AGAIN JUST

jericho and ko is the best gay couple

How do you get fat rolls in the back of your head like Kevin Owens?

>>1877470
Sparkle-crotch is a bad line, Seth.
Let it go.

>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD

>>1877470
the crowd loved tater tots and chanted it over and over.

nice revisionist history though. they loved it far more than sparkle crotch

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That zoom in on the GOAT. pretty hot guys

>>1877470
the crowd chanted tater tots when that happened tho

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>RAWTISTS WATCH THIS TRASH ON A WEEKLY BASIS

Jesus christ Rollins face is terrible.

Oh god the break up is already happening.

>>1877470
it's ok when jeshethy says it

>>1877472
>>1877481
Thanks m8s

Holy shit this is garbage

jericho and ko are legit cute together somehow

JERI-KO THICC AND HIGH TEST

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>still insisting on sparklecrotch

Nigga just stop already!!

Face Rollins 100x worse than Face Roman

really makes you think

>>1877458

curbstomp yourself

The crowd is actually making the phrase sparklecrotch bearable

>Seth Rollins making fun of someone else's crotch

>15 minutes of sparklecrotch
There is no greater punishment

>>1877499
How did two Leafs end up being Best Boys?

STOP SAYING SPARKLECROTCH

>Hogan back on WWE commercials

THE HULKSTER IS COMING BACK BROTHER

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J U S T

>>1877491
You're watch it too, no?

Or do you really just shitpost in the weekly RAW threads without watching it? Not sure which is sadder

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WWE is so bad at writing faces, god damn

Owens and Jericho came off as the faces

This is what Rawtists choose to watch on a weekly basis

Un-fucking-believable

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>>1877489
okay

How did Jericho just become better with age, and everyone else from the WCW era is old, retarded, retired or just awful? Jericho looks great, is a monster on the mic and can still put on a good match.

No, really, how many times did seth drop that "sparkle crotch" line?

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>>1877506
Really made me think

Fairly good opening for Raw, besides the sparkle crotch bit, probably could of come up with something better with the time they had.

>>1877506
HE IS AVERAGE SIZE

STOP BULLYING

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>Rollins
>awful as heel
>worse as face

LITERALLY UNSALVAGABLE

PLS RELEASE HIM IMMEDIATELY

Sparkle crouch will be over in 2 weeks, extreme corny shit gets over with this era

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Who /miz/ here?

Sparkle crotch is for the crowd guys c'mon chill

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>>1877515
need to keep going

>>1877519
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Smacklad here is Raw usually this horrible? Rollins and Fatass are fucking terrible. JeriGoat cant be enough to carry a 3 hour show.

>>1877521
Found the 4 inch dick having faggot

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STOP IT

>>1877526
pls stop... it's too much now.

Gonna go see what wreddit thinks of sparkle crotch.

Brb lads.

>sparklecrotch
>sparkleass

Who thinks of these awful "insults?"

>>1877524
been /miz/ since WM27

>>1877516
ddpyoga bruh

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>>1877531

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>>1877512
was checking to see if theyd open with goldberg but I cant take this shit Ill just watch the segment on youtube instead.

Sparkle um, crotch, n-nothing else there... Um... Vince? Um... Can I say, glitterballs? N-No? Okay... Y-Yeah! Sparklecrotch is still funny! Yeah! Haha!

>>1877528
Yes. It's pretty much unwatchable desu

>>1877528
JeriGoat is the only reason worth watching. Prepare for 3 hours of wimmins wrestling and squash matches, sometimes both.

>>1877516
One thing I would guess is a reason is that he's not a workaholic, just an alcoholic who comes and goes as he pleases without anything to prove. Much less wear and tear, he's never been seriously injured since 1994

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>>1877527
I a-Phil is one of the best overall gamers in America.

>>1877527
kek

That pizza hut pizza looks like shit

>>1877525
Its just Cuckdown shit posters, segment was alright, everyone was clearly over and the crowd was entertained

>>1877531
I like Seth but even I don't understand this and think it's terrible

Wtf lads

>>1877530

His was easily six inches which is fine.

>>1877526
need to zoom in more
>>1877532
NOT ZOOMED IN ENOUGH! YOU NEED TO DRINK IT IN!

>>1877531
>tailored trends
Please learn how to twittter

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>>1877531
delet this

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>>1877531
#SPAKLECROTCH
#SPAKLECROTCH
#SPAKLECROTCH
#SPAKLECROTCH

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>>1877531
>tailored trends

stupid ass fucking retard

>>1877550
>segment was alright

Hi Seth!

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>sparklecrotch
>sparkleass

This is what I get for trying to watch Goldberg. Thank god that BMAJ, the face that runs the place at SmackDown live doesn't partake with these type of shenanigans.

Rather watch Madea than this

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>>1877553
MORE

>>1877561
He's the champ that runs the camp bro

Jesus you fucking kids whine about everything. This is more like a monday night whine thread.

how to book their breakup:

>owens is alone reading jericho's list
>finds himself on the list, goes full mad
>the truth is that jericho added him to the list long ago

rate

seth rollins PLOWING
through jericho

>>1877563
Alright, let's get deeper lad.

>>1877546
He is garbage and has been around for as long as youtube has been a thing and still barely has over 1,000 subs. I enjoyed some of his old stuff though.

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>>1877524
MY NIGGA

>>1877561

No, instead he's getting beat by a jawless jobber because WACKY JINX AMBROSE!!!!

>>1877555
>>1877559
gosh sorry guys, this twitter thing is too hard for me

>>1877568
you have to keep SHEBD strong even though none of them have titles anymore

>>1877566
Jesus you lap up everything. This is more like a monday night shit in my mouth and I'll enjoy it post

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>>1877563
CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW /ASP/?
>>1877569
DEEPER

>>1877565
This also. That last segment had me all shook for its awfulness.

>>1877572
You take that back!!

Fucking crowd keeps chanting, sparklecrotch is going to be the new thing isn't it

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>>1877524
THE A LISTER FOR THE A+ SHOW

>ram doesn't even have BASED chrisley post show
HAHAHAHA

>>1877567
> expecting creative to do something this subtle

>>1877566
A lot of Smacklads tonight due to Goldberg. I'm giving Raw a chance but so far it hasnt been easy.

>3 hours of sparklecrotch

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>tfw you can literally stop watching after this match becaues Raw is that shitty

remember when all the wrestlers and management mocked matt hardy for using social media?

good times

>>1877572
I bet oyou're the type of guy that would rather watch two men in black trunks have a good ole 30 minute wrasslin' match

>>1877524
literally Johnny Cage, and he's the best

Jericho is trying to hard to get sparklecrotch over.

>>1877578
Surely they are chanting it ironically and showing how bad it is right guys? Right? Please tell me I'm right.

god damn if raw sucks what am i supposed to watch until pokemon johto league comes on boomerang

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>>1877576
NEED TO ZOOM IN MORE!

guys why isn't BMJ on raw?

>>1877578
>>1877589
they chanted tater tots too. it's stockholm syndrome just like the yes chant

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

>>1877591
Porn

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SAVE_US_GOLDBERG!

>>1877593
because he's on the A+ show

>>1877593
he's too good for it

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>>1877591
Watch your weight rawtist

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>>1877592
Getting closer!

>tfw no post raw show hosted by jericho and kevin

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Post yfw Based Y2J goes to Smackdown

>>1877601
Is that Piana?

>>1877602
kill yourself you autistic retard. you're actually a worse poster than fucking carter you fucking gay tripfag

>>1877591
gonna rewatch westworld and tune in later

When is Lesnar and Goldberg supposed to have their match? HIAC?

>>1877586

>defending this flavor of the month jobber because 'is so new and fresh guys i swear TEAM SMACKDOWN'

Fuck you. I bet you're one of those memers that still support new day even after jumping the shark 5 months ago.

>>1877603
>tfw no based Chrisley after Raw
Smackdown always wins baby

>>1877602
Oh my

>>1877604
You might as well just cancel RAM and sell it to TNA.

>>1877609
Survivor Series, or they throw a curveball and hit us at wrestlemsnia

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>>1877602
Accept the gift!
>>1877612
I don't think we're zoomed in enough.

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>>1877602

>>1877610
>I can't enjoy WWE but I still watch

seek sunlight

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>goldberg shows up 5 minutes before raw goes off the air.

holy fuck how long are this commercials ?

>>1877596
What's your stepdad's name? And how often does he get drunk and beat you?

>>1877623
Yes

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>>1877618
DRINK IT IN MANG!
>>1877619
Best friends think alike.

>>1877610
New Day has transcended the concept of whether internet smarks "like" them or not. They draw dimes and are the only tag team to do so in years, so until some other tag team can sell boxes of cereal they'll stay on top.

I'm calling it now.
Micheal Cole:
>Is it???
>It is!!!
>Goldberg /IS/ here!

>>1877628
You wen't too far

>>1877630
they bury any competition so no other tag team will ever do that

>>1877632
>OH MY!

How do we bring back flags, I wanna know who the Australians are.

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>>1877628
One more!
>>1877633
Not far enough.

>>1877632
>YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Amazing how Jericho still lands that Lionsault so well