What is /asp/s fucking problem with "outlaw" wrestling?

cringe inducing spot monkeys that don't understand how to have characters, ring psychology, suspense, how to cut a promo, or how to make anyone outside of the outlel echo chamber give a shit. doing 3 thousand flips and spamming your finisher 50 times doesn't make a match good.

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>>1872724
-t. have literally never watched a wrestling broadcast that didn't have a WWE logo in the corner

>spamming your finisher 50 times doesn't make a match good.

But you clap like a seal every time Undertaker or "Big Match John" does it.

>>1872718
The child porn

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>>1872733
This.

Unless it's wwe, it's considered "hipster" wrestling.

Maybe watch some old lucha matches or some stuff from NWA fuckhead.

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>>1872734
What the actual fuck are you talking about?!

>>1872753
One of the founders of ROH was on To Catch A Predator.

>>1872718

For the most part its boring. The matches sometimes are too fast paced to get invested in. A lot of the talent also dont know how to properly sell. Theyll take a move and sell for 5 seconds then race to their next spot. Its literally al spotfest and not a match.

>>1872767
>A lot of the talent also dont know how to properly sell. Theyll take a move and sell for 5 seconds then race to their next spot. Its literally al spotfest and not a match.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

>>1872718
It's the flavor of the month, it seems. I mean, the attitude has always been
>outlaw wrestling
But it's become another of the dumb "memes" of this godforsaken board.

>>1872773
Yeah, he does that too. Whats your point?>>1872779
Wrestling in general has devolved into that, its just more commonplace in the indies.

>>1872793
My point is you're a laughable hypocrite who knows dick about wrestling.

>>1872724
>>1872733
>>1872737
This exchange is confusing the fuck out of me. Are people saying NWA was an outlaw fed? Why, simply coz it wasn't WWE?

And at the same time they are criticising an anon for seeing everything through WWE coloured glasses?

I don't understand <18 posters.

>>1872800
>I don't understand <18 posters.

You seem to be "understanding" the OP.

>>1872718
I doubt it's more than three or four people, and there's one dude in particular who loses his shit over it and samefags to try and force a narrative.

>>1872718
Children are very sensitive when it comes to criticism of the things they enjoy. When someone makes a suggestion that WWE may not be end-all be-all of professional wrestling it triggers them.

>>1872779
> flavour of the month
Shoo shoo fatty from wew

Depends on what we even fucking mean with outlaw wrestling nowadays.

Some faggot was calling NJPW outlaw wrestling, so who the fuck knows.

>>1872718
Outlaw wrestling is shit and only virgins watch it
This is /wwe/, lad.

>>1873345
i've seen people call old Starrcades outlaw. it's fucking retarded

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>>1872765
Ring of Honour is shit.
>ROH
>outlaw

Kek

It's literally just one WEW fanboy shitposting.

Non-WEW wrestling has been better than Vince's shit for years now.

There's a ton of flippy guys on the indies, but there's also a ton of guys who can tell a story, who can get the crowd invested in their matches, their characters, & can cut some damn good promos.

And outlaw wrestling would make for a cool name of a promotion, so I don't get why that one shitposter uses that line like it's such a horrible phrase.

>>1873635
>Shoo shoo

No.

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>>1873646
Make me.

>>1873669
>>1873646
>>1873635
>>1873357
>>1873538
>>1872928
>>1872835
I wish this board had moderators

>inb4 le shoo shoow xDDD wewspie

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>>1873868
Epic post my fellow redditor
upvoted xD

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>>1873868
>furious

>>1873874
>>1873885
>seething

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>>1873868
>>1873931
>le seething
haha, one of my favorites
you sure showed us friendo

>>1873939
>seething

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>>1872724
This man proves that you are wrong in every way

>>1873956
WHO

>>1873862
This board does have a mod, or at least a janitor. The problem is he's one of the biggest shitposters on the entire board. Me mentioning this fact usually results in the thread being pruned or deleted in about an hour or so.