You dumb fucks

>>1870559

>UFC is real.

I hate this meme.

The internet kept telling me he had a serious martial art background , I believed it . After seeing that epic fail he went through , it looks like the only fighting experience he had , was just like mine , watching old Jean Claude Van Damme movies

>>1870559
No one thought he'd actually win

Seems you've worked yourself into a shoot

>>1870559
Are you really so new you only got here after the fight?

Because /asp/ in the build up was on top form, and pretty much nobody was rooting for Phil.

My point is, you have exposed yourself as being very new here. Too new, in fact, to have started posting yet. You should lurk moar and learn the fundamentals of this board. Its hivemind opinions, its core memes, and a little of its much treasured history.

>>1870567

>hey look, I'm such an autist who is bitter than WWE is failing I pretend UFC is fake to make myself feel better

Try harder champ

>>1870567
>>UFC is real.

I am sure some of it is rigged

>>1870581
What he means and you fail to understand is that UFC is not at all like a real fight. There are rules.

>>1870583

>he thinks Michael Bisping becoming champ was real.

>>1870591
This. And many other instances especially after UFC was bought out by merchants just shows the company is about money and nothing else.

>>1870583
The booking is money driven, and they protect some fighters from "bad matchups". The action is 100% a shoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfuKZlFJAcQ

>>1870567
>>1870591

retards, please see >>1870600

>>1870601

Gold, absolute gold!

>>1870559

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1870601
l m a o

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>thinking /asp/ likes cm cuck

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>there are people who thought this chucklefuck would win

The emo brat never stood a chance

>>1870579
>nobody on here was rooting for Phil

Lol okay sure buddy

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>>1870599
>the company is about money
No shit. Not too many companies' goal is to lose money.

>>1870591
Bisping winning the title was legit.

Bisping retaining against Hendo? Ehhhhhhh.

>>1872669
>cropping out the qualifying words to suit a pre-formed opinion

Schoolboy debating technique, anon.

>>1870573
I had a friend who insisted Punk would win by submission. He was really angry, shocked, and disappointed when he didn't. He started slagging Punk hard and saying that the UFC looked horrible and etc etc.

I don't know what he expected a guy with no fights and a year and a half in the gym to do against a brown belt in jiu jitsu with three amateur wins and two pro wins.

>>1870587
Its pretty fucking close though.
Muh groin attacks, muh conceal carry