What does /asp/ think about CM Punk?

I don't know, maybe check the 8000 other threads made a day about him?

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>smart ass faggot
>gets shit pushed in by a guy named micky
>is a liberal cuck on twitter still
>his gf looks like a 13 year old Indian boy, she also sucked jay lethal's dick for wrestling training and a place to live
>was pushed super hard
>still bitched like a faggot

>>1869199
>smart ass *hipster faggot

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE
THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC
2 YEARS IF TRAINING
BACK SURGERY
AND STILL MY PUNCHES LOOK SISSY
OH
IM THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC
THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC
THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC

MEME SHIT FIGHTS
NO SURPRISE
WHEN I FUCKED HAITCH
IT WAS MY DEMISE
VINCE MCMAHON
WONT TALK TO ME
MICKEY GALL
IS FUCKING AJ LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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GOAT. Left the WWE almost 3 years ago yet bootyblasted smarks still work themselves into a shoot over him multiple times per day.

GOAT

>>1869284

>somebody was actually so worked that they took the time to write this
on my hands and knees beggin' ya, pleadin' for ya to have sex ya manlet dweeb

>>1869311
It's the WWE marks that are still bootyblasted

Looks like you don't even know what smark means

You know I used to support him coz he was keeping it real, was honest etc.

But I noticed almost everytime a wrestler has something to say about him backstage, it's always negative.

Maybe cm punk was just a prick? Thats why he never got the push.

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>millionaire
>married to picrelated
I think he's doing better than anyone here

>>1869188
He's the most over joke character in all alt sports

>>1869329
Hi Phil!

>>1869498
>indian boy
>no boobs
>no ass
>cucks him daily, proof >>1869292

yeah I don't think so

>>1869311
Hi Phil!

Training for your next fight?

>>1869188
I love him for giving me the rare opportunity of seeing what would happen if a typical Tumblr feminist / nu-male / SJW tried to get into a real fight. It was hilarious watching Mickey beat him the same way white cops beat black criminals every single day, and just like Trayvon got what he deserved so too did Punk. The best part is Mickey Gall is a Trump supporter too.

>>1869642
3/10

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1869188
Great wrestler, fuckin' stupid guy

>>1869311
>>1869320
>>1869329
>>1869498

Hi Phil! Have you stopped crying yet? How are the bruises healing?

>>1869191
Punk threads have died a death since his UFC fight. That was all that anybody was waiting for. Now it's happened and it's ovah, nobody really cares what he gets up to. Still the biggest story in wrestling this year, but the lulz have been had.

He thought because smarks liked him that he could go into UFC and be Brock Lesnar.

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>>1869284
I still like

>A KEK THAT TAPPED IN UNDER THREE

as the third line, but this is good

>>1869292

SAAAAAAAAAAUCE

>>1870134
isn't that the guy who fucked Phil's wife?

>>1869292
>reads comic books
At least he doesn't watch wrestling

>>1869188
Well, nothing much, until you make a thread about him again and again :/

>>1870173
gonna have to be more specific

>>1869582
I bet you're the kind of faggot that thinks Paige is hot.

>>1870134
JTG and Shad Gaspard, it's CRYME TYME!

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!!

We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... whatchagonnado
We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... yeah that's how we do

Hey yo - no mo Hollywood [Naw!], this is Holly-hood! [Yeah!]
And it's Cryme Tyme... You scared? You prolly should! [Aww]
I come from the streets, I was raised in the gutta [Ooh!]
I run up on yo mutha fo that bread and butta
Mess around wit these crooks
Get yo property took [Uhuh!]
Robbin is my job I get paid off da books! [Sweet]
Mobbin with my squadron come up in stompin [Yeeah!]
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN
Who want problems? ['Sup!?]
I could care less about a coppa [Man...]
They call me the coppa stoppa
If you want somethin' proper [Oomph!]
No need to pack yo bags, no need to move
Cause no matter where you go

We bringin the hood to you. [Yeah]

We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... whatchagonnado
We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... yeah that's how we do
We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... whatchagonnado
We're bringin it, bringin it... we bringin' the hood to you
We're bringin it, bringin it... yeah that's how we do

Once upon a time it was nice and quiet
Then along came the hood incitin' a riot [Yeeah!]
I don't give a damn about a neighborhood watch [Naw!]
I'll take yo' watch while the neighborhood watch [Whoo!]
I'm a rugged individual [Huh?] hard core criminal [Uh!]
I bring it to men, women and children too
Yeah, I know you heard'a me
I'm the one responsible for 'dem burglaries [Yup!]
I got twelve misdimeanors, three felonies [Uhuh!]
Countless victims yelling "HELP ME PLEASE!"
But no matter what you say
No matter what you do
It don't matter where you at

We bringin the hood to you.

>>1869292

Who's the girl?

>>1869292

You do not have the updated version of my masterpiece, you're missing this one -

>Weaseled out of a drug test