EEEEEEEEEEXIT LIGHT!!! EEEENNNNNNTER NIGHT!!!

>>1867837
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TAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

>>1867837
i think Sandmans entrance at ONS 05 might be my favorite wrestling moment ever

>>1867887
Yeah it's one of the best entrance of all time

[bleeds from skull]

>>1867887

It's the moment when you first see him standing on the balcony with his gut hanging out being pushed all over the place by the fans. So fucking great.

>>1868007
Then some fucker whacks his head with his stick

HES ALREADY BUSTED OPEN AND THIS MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET

>>1868007
just the entire thing does it for me. the dude just beating himself senseless and sandman just lets him. the people marking the fuck out when he opens the first beer. him spraying beer and jacking off his kendostick at JBL. The fans singing the song
fuck me i love me some Sandman

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>>1867887
It's up there with the best for sure

He just proves that you don't need to be a good wrestler to be entertaining

>>1867887
>THEY BELIEVE BECAUSE HE BELIEVES
>*SMASHES BEER CAN ON HIS HEAD CUTS HIS HEAD OPEN*
>AND NOW I BELIEVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LAFJbKyY&list=LLvI1tAF1BpHE-xVQDluR-BQ&index=2

>>1867837
[Beer can smashing intensifies]

>>1868162
>Metalgearrexlover
Lol fag.
>Likes king of fighters.

On second thought, you're alright anon.

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>>1868281
thx m8

>couldn't wrestle
>couldn't talk
>only over with fat smarks
>never drew a dime
The Sandman truly was a """""""""""""""""""legend"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>1868292
He beats people with a sticks

what else do you need ?

>>1868292
>>never drew a dime
>implying

>>1868337
>he thinks the original outlaw fed and the """""wrestlers""""" who worked their drew anything
literally went bankrupt because they couldn't draw

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I remember watching a match between RVD and Jerry Lynn that was just stupidly good. You know, "5 more minutes!"

Which PPV was that from?

>>1868384
I dunno

>>1868384
They have two 5* classics. One at Hardcore Heaven and one at Livin' Dangerously

>>1868384
Hardcore Heaven '99.

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>>1868292
>Couldn't wrestle
>Showed up drunk
>Beat himself over the head with a beer can.

He really was the living incarnation of Marv from Sin City

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Drunk Zubaz pants wearing Sandman was best Sandman.

>>1868658
Nah that's Sid

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>>1868292
It's ECW, they only drew IOUs for dimes

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Remember when he signed for WWE and got into the best shape of his life then they did absolutely fuck all with him?

>>1867837
Fuck, now I want to smash my head on the desk.
>>1869513
SHIT HOW DO I VIEW THIS?
>>1869529
That's a lot of IOUs.

>>1869699
In-shape or not he's still fucking terrible

>>1869709
but still fun to watch

His days in Philly were so goddamn amusing, throwing ladders around and beating the piss outta people with a cane.
He and Terry Funk were great to watch

>>1869699
probably because you need to be able to wrestle or talk in WWE, preferably both.

Sandman couldn't do either.

>>1870184
What could he do then

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JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC

DOOMED TO BE A KILLAH SINCE I CAME OUT THE NUTSACK

I'M A MURDEROUS MONSTER WITH A HEART FULL OF TERROR

I SEE THE DEVIL IN THE MIRROR

>>1870353
drink beer and get over with contrarian ecw marks because he could wave a stick

>>1870369
So edgy

>>1870369
wew

>>1869699
he looks like an abusive dad

>>1868384
Its Living Dangerously 99 pal

>>1868292
>shitposting this weakly

why the fuck are you perpetually dying?