ITT,WWE superstars who need to marry me IMMEDIATELY!
>>1867755
have sex
>>1867755
>>1867809
Isn't that what he's trying to achieve here? You stupid idiot.
>>1867809
i think you're the one who needs to take Nash's advice 2bh
>>1867809
Looks like AJ's face on Nash's body.
>>1867755
My Precious Blissfu will marry ME, not you!
>>1867880
>>1867888
Holy fuck, you're right
>>1867755
what happened to /SPITEFUL/?
>>1869100
/bex/ won the general war.
>>1869111
No. no she didnt. Blissboi apparently has forgotten his committment to My Precious Blissfu
She has everything.
>can actually wrestle
>great on the mic
>willing to put people over (let naomi win a match naomi had nothing to gain from)
>amazing heel, gets people to hate her just because shes short
>is able to keep up with the "taller" women on smackdown
>has a good and original moveset
>has the best facial expressions of all time in WWE
There's nothing she can't do. If she's not your idea of what the perfect diva should be then you're clearly blinded by jealousy.
>>1869135
L O S T
T H E
G E N E R A L
W A R
She's the new, improved and better version of Trish Stratus.
>>1867755
>>1869200
what the fuck he doesn't even look short. you guys make it sound like he's 4ft...
>>1869204
that's a training bike for kids you faggot
>>1869212
It's a 21" bmx bike you dumb shit.
>on a alt sports board
>can't tell what bmx bike looks like
underage b&
>>1867755
This is why you dipshits will never be allowed back on /sp/
Thing is though, she still looks like she'd love it when you stick it in her ass dry. And when you pull out and there's shit on your dick, she'd be turned on by that too and lick it clean. And quite frankly, I'd let her.
>>1869151
I'd crawl naked over 500 miles of rusty nails and AIDS-covered glass shards for Alexa to use my face as her welcome mat, but nigga please, Trish is and forever will be GOAT, world without end, amen
>>1867809
You forgot #6: Tear quad
>>1869218
lose weight
>>1869514