Whatever you do, do NOT miss NXT tonight!

If you ever loved wrestling, this NXT episode is a must watch.

Whoever the fuck they are will be jobbing on Superstars in 2018 because they grabbed the last sandwiches away from Vince at catering.

>watching memext

>eric young

ill pass

You Absolutely DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT /asp/. Trust me on this.

Knockoff Broken / Decay wrestlers incoming, im actually surprised its taken them this long.

>>1863214
>>1863206
Quit shilling your faggy show Paul

why SAnitY


and not Sanity or SANITY?????????????????????

serious question

>>1863208
You're wrong.
Watch/stream NXT live at these links..

allwrestling dot net/category/wwe/wwe-nxt/

vipbox dot nu/live/wwe-nxt-stream.html

You're welcome.

>>1863225
Buy the network ya filthy smark

>>1863224
You HAVE TO WATCH the show to find out mate. Trust me its worth it.

DO NOT MISS IT.

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I'm watching

>>1863201
>There is nothing quite as disturbing as the unknown
Everyone that cares already knows it's Eric Youngs new faction.

no one watches NXT

This is now also the NXT gamethread.

>>1863236
This, except the Billiemark autist who has already shown his shitface in here

Decay-wannabe team (minus the tits) with an entrance that sounds like some late-era Ministry track...this sucks.

>>1863224
Too insane to keep to regular lettering norms.
#damaged
#disturbed

>>1863317
Yeah, WWE should have just hired Decay instead of making a blatant ripoff. Also their theme is nowhere near as good as the nobodies.

>>1863201
Nikki is the only good thing about this

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>>1863317
Why do they always do this?

Spoiler alert.
No Way Jose will do a 360 and dance away.

>>1863404
>hiring Abyss and Crazzy Steve

nah

Is this the Broken Hardy clan rip off?

Their double team suplex variation finisher is better than the magic killer and the wheelbarrow into a neck breaker was pretty sweet too.

>>1863404
They're more Los Ingobernables than Decay

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Hey, we've now got a Nikki who is actually thick, not fake thick.

>>1863757
They seem more like a riff on the Purge films to me.
Decay is all goth/horror, this seems more anarchy type. All they have in common really is that they're "crazy".

>>1863760
She is pretty god damn hot.

Plain enough face but really, how many women in WWE actually have super pretty faces?
It's not a lot.

Her short, thick body makes up for it. Bigger pair of tits than I expected too.

Monsieur Bartlett, arrange the warzone

>>1863760
that butt bounce

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>>1863201
That shit looks like some random captcha or whatever.

>>1863821
No it looks like the word sanity.

So why do they have a girl in the group? what the fuck is she supposed to do? Are they gonna make another mixed group just for her?

>>1863201
Good group of lads desu but that gimmick is some 2004 shit.

>>1864039
reminds me of Mad Max or walking dead anarchy stuff


like they would fit perfectly for Watch Dogs 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQDkkf4Wl-Y

>>1863201
>10 matches last week
>4 matches this week if you include womens """"wrestling""""
Thanks Vince

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>>1863201
>SAnitY

Just

>>1864036
I smell a Blue Pants return

>>1863404
>Taking a tag team with a great gimmick that can't wrestle and putting them on a show that kills gimmicks dead and focuses on work rate indie midgets.

What a state.

>>1864163
You can always tell who doesn't actually watch NXT.

>>1863760
>Hey, we've now got a Nikki
Shit. What will they call her if she gets called up? Because you know they can't have two Nikkis.

So who is this Eric Young guy? Is he another one from TNA?

1 month of NXT is taped in a single day. This weeks episode was the final hour. The crowd was dead and tired.

Tye Dillinger and Bobby Roode feud should be good. Don't like Dillinger though.

Sanity, I wasn't big on EY but damn this is a half assed shitty gimmick. Also Nikki has already become "waifu" smark tier shit

Joe destroying shit end match.

Billie Kay and Peyton Royce: Who would have thought the Bogan was good on the mic. Yeah this was good, they both came off as snob heels

Billie Kay vs Liv Morgan: Shitty match. Billie has gotten lazy over the years, she seemed better in ROH. Her ring presentation is boss though

CAW vs CAW: NXT Tag team cancer. I only like DIY and Revival

>>1864221
He was part of Team Canada with Bobby Roode in TNA and eventually evolved into a comedy jobber, only to get a random world title push once the Yes movement started

>>1864235
You would've shrieked "CAW" at both DIY & Revival one year ago.

Gotta admit, this was truly epic. Thank you OP.

>>1864217
I think they already changed her name, but I can't remember what to.

>>1863317
>(minus the tits)
Have I got some news for you.

Nikki looked like a female Swoggle.

It was fun

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>yfw you will never have Nikki Storm pounce on you and have to be restrained.

>>1863331
Oh great. The lunatic fringe club. Give them two years and they'll be doing deanetty's wacky line.

>Raw is Triple H and Stephanie's show
>it's shit
>since Dusty died and Ward moved out NXT is Triple H's show
>it's shit

Truly gets those thought processes moving.

>>1863224
Sawyer fulton
Alexander wolfe
NIkki cross (the cross is the T)
eric Young

>>1863317
>late era Ministry was actually goat
It's sounds like shit era Meshuggah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFiDcazicdk

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>>1864348
Yeah, but they just changed it to Nikki Cross
[spoiler]hopefully the other Nikki will have a career-ending injury like Brie around the time they call her up[/spoiler]

>>1864419
fuck, the spoiler didn't work

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>>1864245
I did, I just accepted and started liking the tall bald guy with the gnome beard

>>1864419
>>1864423
Makes sense that the Nikki Cross Waifu fags are not from this site. This ain't woo, you can delete your post after a while smark

>>1864036
You already saw her doin something.

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I will now post retarded Peypey and BLB pics to counter the /wooo/ NIKKI WAIFU XD faggots in here

>>1863317
>minus the tits
But Nikki looks like she has bigger tits than Rosemary

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Nikki Storm is the definition of Reddit & Woo waifu. I'm pretty sure they've made multiple threads about how they can't wait for her in ring action again after that six women tag. And her no charisma build up to the "5 star" Match with Ember Moon.

Oh and they thing about Reddit & Wewtist waifu's are that they suck and you subconsciously admit it. Your self defense posts is only to protect your forced state of smarkiness

>Chanting holyshit to Sanity entering with the lamest entrance theme

Seriously how low are Fullsail's standards?

>>1864528
They really are unbearable. And that fucking woman that kept shouting "Murphy" I'm sure is the same skank that kept on wooing for Baron Corbin.

>>1864430
>>1864430
>not wanting to sleep with all three

>>1864559
Don't feed the troll, he just wants attention.

So the writer for NXT thinks it's finally long enough after the last movie to shamelessly ripoff the Mad Max look?

Fair enough, they waited only a year to crib from You're Next when they did the Wyatts for the first time.

>>1864570
>a wrestling gimmick that steals from popular culture? well I never!

>>1864570
How is this a Mad Max look?

>>1864570
I don't know what Mad Max you watched. They don't look like any characters from Fury Road.
Looks more like the Purge films to me.

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>>1864574
I long for the days of yore, when we had truly original wrestling gimmicks.

>>1863201
Fucking LOL.

Hunter the Doofus Son In Law plainly not getting it yet again.

He is such a sociopath and only begets daughters.

Nikki is a qt

>>1863760
boing boing

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>>1864432
>>1863317
she's packing more than a handful at least

I'll bet nikki storm will be the next nxt woman champion...

>>1864427
I'm Nikki waifu fag and I don't go anywhere but here for my wrasslin discussion.

>>1864460
DELETE YOURSELF

>>1864771
>>1864772
i totally baited you marcs

>>1864348
Her indie name was Nikki Storm and they changed it to Nikki Cross.

>>1864774
>marc

Looks like you the mark m8

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>>1864570
>So the writer for NXT thinks it's finally long enough after the last movie to shamelessly ripoff the Mad Max look?

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

>>1864775
Which is just a shortened version of her real name, Nikki Glencross.

>>1863770
There are far less pretty faces in WWE than plain ones these days. She looks better than most.

>>1864763
Thicc

>>1864785
>these days
That has always been the case.

>>1864783
Yeah. I guess they could just refer to her as Nicole Cross but I expect they are just going to continue with Nikki once she gets to the main roster.

I haven't seen anyone else mention this, so I wanted to: fucking S T A T E of Dan Matha's whopper bacne.

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>>1864791
>mfw

>>1864791

I know nothing about anything but isn't that a symptom of steroid use?

>>1864791
It wasn't even just on his back, it was all over his chest as well. Definitely a top contender of Roidy Magoo in this years OSW awards.

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>>1864791

>>1864820
Good lord

>>1864799
Yeah, back/chest bacne is roids.

>>1864820
His chest was the worst. It looked like he'd been raped by hornets.

>>1864807

Top lad

I also suggest putting forth that Sabbatelli lad, no bacne but he looks pretty roidy as well.

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>>1864416
>tfw you realize that the first "late era" ministry album came out twelve years ago
rio grande blood actually was GOAT, though

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>>1864807
>>1864838

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>>1864582
they're crust punks senpai

>>1864763
hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

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>>1864848
>filename

>>1863760
Sort of sad she's wearing jeans now

>>1864235
I liked Tino desu, didn't think I would. His inch perfect powerslam made me a fan. Hope he gets into a feud with somebody in the low card soon.

>>1864956
And he plays the narcissistic asshole well. I do not like his partner because he botched and dumped Hideo on his fucking head.

>>1864963
They're both green, but that's the point of NXT innit'? NXT's fault for making Hideo wrassle green's in front of 400 floridians. It's developmental, not a indy supershow.

>>1864969
Being green is fine, but it seems like they need to slow down with a few guys or moves and stuff like that. Every week someone new is injured.

>>1864460
well, you're wrong