ITT: Oh yeah, that happened

>>1862566

Kane is just smart in general.

But seriously guys, where's Kane?

KANE?

>>1862662
KANE DISAPPEARED!

>>1862662
isn't he still running for office for whatever state he's from.

I remember Devon proving the stereotype of blacks being dumb af by being by far the worst contestant in that episode.

>>1862654
This. Kane is one of the smartest wrestlers.

>>1862671
He was standing right there just a minute ago.

But seriously, how well/poorly does the Wyatts teleportation act play live?

>>1862726
not great fom the front row if you happen to have your camera out with a light/flash on and you see them hop undr the ring.

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>>1862566
remember when the rock was in a music video for chef boyardee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YYLctCco8

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>>1862566
>Do you collect the dry cleaning like that?
>Actually, I don't have any dry cleaning. This is my only suit.

Why didn't Kane ever get a legit main event push? Dude was pretty fucking entertaining.

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>>1862912
Holy shit, look at all the demographics Rock is hitting. This is the highest grossing actor in the world for a very good reason.

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>>1863179
He's actively refused to get pushed. He'd rather put guys over.

based professor jacobs

>>1863188
BASED RED MACHINE

>>1862654

I'd imagine Kane/Jacobs is the IRL equivalent of rolling 18 on every stat in D&D.

>>1863188
Good guy Kane. Is there anyone else in the locker room like that?

why did kane wear an outfit showcasing his nipples on a family friendly game show?

>>1862912
Remember the rap song based on one of The Rock's catchphrases?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1f4SVqnbKg

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>>1863369
MEMBER WHEN WWF PUT OUT A ALBUM WITH RAP VERSIONS OF ALL THEIR THEMES

>>1863179
He had some world title runs though

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>tall
>strong
>handsome
>knows about economics
>knows about politics
>well spoken
>great teacher
>managed to get the undercarder over several times
>managed to get vanilla midgets like rvd and bryan over
>drew many dimes
>long carreer full of accomplishments
Is there a more based man in the business?

>>1863369
Thanks for this video dude, mind if I share it?

>>1863392

He's a Libertarian. In what world would a Libertarian society work? Who would fix the roads? They'd work themselves into a shoot.

>>1863392
Half-mask Kane was so fucking cut goddamn. Probably Kane looking at his best.

Kane deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award when he retires. He deserves more than his guaranteed HoF spot.

>>1863356
Triple H

>>1863356
Dudleys when they were still employed

>>1863393
save it! it's all yours my friend

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>>1863399
>roads
The free market has it covered senpai

>>1863421

A communist society would be super cool and fun.

>>1863434
*raises paw*
It sure would comrade ;3

>>1863356
Jericho

>>1863356
Jericho has jobbed to get young guys over for the past few years.

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>>1862912
Remember when he was on Star Trek?

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>>1863392
>rvd
>vanilla midget

>>1863492
No, I don't watch geek shit

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>>1863503

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>>1863492
OO OOO MEMBER WHEN DA ROCK WAS ON THAT 70'S SHOW?

>>1863519
>One day I'll have a son, and he will be the most electrifying man in sports and in entertainment.

Always makes me kek. Also rare young Hardyz.

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>>1863503

>>1863519
Based Rocky getting Donna wet

>>1863519
Look at his legs.

LOOK AT THEM!

>>1863346
Other than Charisma.

>>1863399
libertarian = an-cap

xd

>>1862726
It was bretty funny. Harpgoat was pretty quick. It was even more funny when they dimmed the lights setting up the main event apps and you see Kane crawl out and run up the ramp.

>>1863519
god damn those legs

rocky was lifting heavy

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>>1863434

>>1863551

Well his acting is better than most of the roster, and when he speaks, he does get your attention pretty easily. Plus he has a great knack for situational, non-punchline comedy. Maybe his CHA wouldn't be as high as 18, but I wouldn't put it below 16 in any case. Maybe a 17.

After all, Kane is one of the most iconic wrestling characters ever, and Jacobs managed to portray that imposing and charismatic character through his body language alone, behind a mask and not speaking a word.

>>1863598
>After all, Kane is one of the most iconic wrestling characters ever, and Jacobs managed to portray that imposing and charismatic character through his body language alone, behind a mask and not speaking a word.

Everybody needs to remember this next time they think of equating charisma w/ mic skills.

>>1863474
>>1863475
>Feud with Styles: Top of the company
>Feud with Ambrose: Top of the company
>Team with Owens: Top of the company
So THIS...is the Gift...of Jericho....

>>1863410
kane better not get in when taker does.

he needs to headline his own year

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where the fuck did he go?

remember when they used to call Kane the big red retard?

>>1863656
It's where Gangrel used to come from.

>>1863613

Kane was caught in a mystical portal that will take him to Broken Matt Hardy's dream dimension to fight among the Hardys, Decay, and others. It will be the Secret Wars of wrestling. This was alluded to by Bray Wyatt when he spoke of a "Black Hole Abyss".

>>1863663
It's where Gangrel used to come from. Faggot

>>1862746
>not very well if you're doing everything you can to kill the illusion

>>1862912
DONT BE A JABRONI
EAT YOUR RAVIOLI

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>>1863601

Maybe it's just because I'm a tokufag but the idea that mic skills are all that matters is just absurdly stupid to me. Selling a character with body language is absolutely vital there and it's absolutely vital in wrestling too.

>>1863399
You could say the same thing about any political system. It's not about a totalitarian rule of one economic belief. If everything was privatized the economy would be a joke. Alternatively, if everything was controlled by the government, the market would be world trade would be nonexistent.

You gotta balance some shit out. Kane just doesn't want to spend his hard-earned money on taxes when it's just going to go to waste in some politicians' pockets.

I love that this has turned into a Kane thread. He deserved a real run with the WWF championship. I understand he was actively refusing to get pushed but damn it, he needs to be recognized as one of the best.

>>1863663
Sounds like some really shitty Marvel/DC crossover.

>>1863369
man its hard to believe how fucking POPULAR Rock was in the early 2000's. Like Austin was huge but Rock had mass appeal

>>1862912
Dont forget the booker T and kane ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjkrl5eQXAA

>>1863910
or the hardy boyz one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2AhLYVeak

>>1863849

That's kinda what I was aiming at. Although the Secret Wars was only a Marvel-thing. And I doubt Jacobs' contract would allow it, but it might be a fun cameo, maybe just for a couple if seconds - Abyss drops into the pool of reincarnation (or whatever it was called, I forget), Kane emerges, chokeslams someone, and goes back into the water, and then Abyss comes back up from the water and that's it, the"match" continues as usual.

>>1864027
I could never understand if Abyss was an offshoot of Mankind or Kane.

>>1864115
Yes: he's ManKaned.

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>>1862566
>Smart as fuck
>Good guy backstage
>Puts over new talent
>Entertaining in the ring
>Funny
>Amazing promos
>Can be a heel or face

>>1864180
>Good guy backstage
TOPKEK

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>>1863492
Rick Berman you fuck

>>1862686
just watched the whole thing and its true, the 2 women and the nigger were the dumbest

>>1864180
>Good guy backstage
The Bully Ray gimmick didn't come out of nowhere anon...

>>1862566
More like "remember that time Kane was actually buff?

>>1862566
IT'S GOTTA BE KANE

>>1865487
He still is, but higher bodyfat, though his abs were showing as corporate last year or two years ago

>>1865487
You mean 2 years ago when he was doing crossfit with Seth?