Obscure wrestling facts

>wrestling is fake

>Kane was born in Spain

>the "traditional" samoan dance the usos used to do was created a decade after they were born

>>1861703
>>1861716
wait really?

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>Samoa Joe
>Not actually from Samoa

>>1861703
>OP
>Never had sex

>>1861719
Yeah the Uso's dance was invented in the nineties for the Samoan rugby team to copy the New Zealand teams haka

Muh heritage Americans are retarded

>Jerry "The King" Lawyer raped a 13 year old girl

>>1861762
No he didn't

>>1861762
Nothing obscure about that
Dude is a pure pedo and a woman beater

>>1861703
Matt Hardy has defeated the Undertaker multiple times

>>1861762
18+

That;s not obscure.

>The Rockers got their start in the AWA

>>1861715
The disdain in Spain is mainly caused by Kane

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>>1861788
Based.

>>1861715
In a US military base where their parents were stationed, so he's an American citizen.

> shawn michaels has a wife

Finn Baloring raped Becketty Lynch when she was 14

phil brooks is jewish

>>1862761
So kane was the result of a secret military experiment.

This explains a lot, I wonder if Paul Bearer knew this.

And what about his brother the Undertaker?

>>1862750
>that stretch where he was just Undertaker
>no The

>>1862769
>Devitt having to force himself on her
Have you seen the photos dude? She was absurdly thirsty for that cock.

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>>1862776
you joke but did you know there's an entire book about the taker/kane lore?

I read it years ago in grade 9, I think they said taker burned down the funeral parlor that bearer owned while playing with embalment fluid and kane was burned so bad that he was taken to a special burn unit and treated for years and then put in a psycho ward or some shit, then he saw a WWF poster of taker and sought him out in the WWE. There was an entire chapter about katie vick and the car crash that killed her, too.

Brock Lesnar is Canadian sitizen for the past decade

>>1861703

To a Canadian hockey player signed with the New York Rangers, who promptly moved back to Canada when he was done with hockey.

>>1862791
Wrestling has "Lore" kek

>>1862769
>implying Balor could manhandle a 14 year old girl

>>1862791
kayfabe will never be this good again

>>1862810
Kane and Undertaker used to have huge lore behind them at one point.

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>>1862750
DEEPEST LORE

http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/RayNRon/mattfacts.html

all of these

>>1862773
>Brooks
>smarmy, Seinfeld-like persona
>idolizes Macho Man, Jew

Sounds about right

>>1862791
Is that a book about the Sovereign?

>>1861762
He also won around 120 titles but none in the WWE

>>1861788
>>1862750

Someone needs to go through every SD/PPV Matt was on back then and screencap every matt fact

>>1862896

>5-31-2004 Matt's life is better with Lita in it.

;_;

>>1861703
>Jericho was born in New York
>his father was a rag

>rags

>>1862773
*Irish American

>Every single pro wrestling fan has autism or is fat, usually both

>Scott Steiner never failed a drug test

>>1862750
>>1862896

Damn i loved that enterance