SmackDown LIVE! + Talking /smack/ GAMETHREAD #4

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Where is Curt??

He was supposed to debut tonight

Based BMJE.

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B A S E D
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HARPGOAT
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>>1860256
He turned back into James Ellsworth

>>1860256
>Getting worked again
You think you'd learn after Eva and the Big Poppa Pump fakeout

>>1860256
Fuck, 30 minutes left. Is this real life?

Raw makes 3 hours feel like 5, Smackdown makes 2 hrs feel like 30 mins.

cell phones out...
literally the reddit squad

>Botching BRAY HARPER twice

>bray harper

state of this show

>>1860256
Reminds me of the time Brodus Clay was supposed to debut but they just kept pushing it back

>Bray Harper
Come on JBL

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>>1860256
>be in a tag team with Zack Ryder
>still be the Janetty

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Elsworth 3:16 says I JUST TUCKED YOUR ASS

>handing out lights when he is a heel

why?

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>bray harper

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Who /TeamEllsworth/ here?

BASED BRAYYYY
BASED HARPER

Based Jimmy 2 Hands is getting a contract and will become the new Mikey Whipwreck.

JBL said Bray Harper multiple times.

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Smacklads forever winning.

>>1860260
BASED BIG DOG HARP

STAY WOKE

>>1860275
wew lad

HARPGOAT
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Oh fuck. Harpgoat has a good voice for promos.

>>1860275
Cause ellsworth said so

>>1860278
yo

jibble is extra drunk tonight

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>>1860256
He'll make a run in during the main event and join the Wyatt family

>>1860290
Post another one of your wives, Sami

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>>1860290

>>1860253
HARPGOD HAS ARRIVED!

When will Bo Wyatt show up?

>>1860290
>mfw she's praying towards Mecca

>>1860284
>smacklads
>>>/wew/

>Black Hole
>Abyss

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>>1860278

>>1860290

>the state of our moderation

>>1860297
>Join a stable
>Still a jobber

There's no hope for him, is there?

>there are """"people"""" who still watch Raw

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>>1860290

Can someone tell me why Bryan Wyatt puts on that cringy fake accent and is the epitome of a fedora wearing neckbeard but yet he's over with you retards?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://twitter.com/iamkelsey91/status/785834042063196160

What did he mean by this?

>>1860278
yooooo

Based HarpGOAT.

>>1860290
MODS

>>1860290
PRAISE ALLAH

>>1860309
No. Of course not.

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>>1860304

>>1860312
No one here likes Bray anymore.

(copy and paste)
>Luke Harper on the mic
Is Luke the new boss? Or are Wyatt and Luke going to tag team?
We really need Tag teams on Smackdown. There are no good tag teams
>VV
>Acsension
Awful
>Hype bros
>those NXT dudes that lost their momentum
>Heel Usos who keep losing

Slater and Rhyno are the best Tag team, and they are a fucking joke team.

>>1860319
get out

>>1860314

He's probably in trouble. Orton got shit for when he yelled "There's no bell to ring" at that fan.

>>1860324
We're not a hivemind faggot

>>1860314
Based fatass brings the bantz.

>>1860278
ye

>>1860290
Is there any context on this?

Also any more?

So what did I miss in the first half hou?

>>1860290
Too Much Ass

>>1860335
Suck a million dicks

>>1860333
>Context

Its just some arab showing her pussy

Is this your first time seeing a vagina?

>>1860328
Doesn't change the fact that no one likes Bray.

>>1860335
Please go to bed ireland

>>1860335
Don't blame your lack of length or technique on the lady

>>1860333
They're trying to convert you to Islam

How does Smackdown gamethreads manage to be so comfy and come so close to what gamethreads in /sp/wwe/ was like?

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>>1860314
Savage shit....

THE DEMON KANE

That's gotta be Kane!!!

MORE THAN PINK

>Kane and Orton were once the top enforcers of The Authority
>now they're both faces for no reason except they left and came back

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, it's just weird.

>>1860342
Why Ireland?

Anyone else miss Slow Chemical?

Has Randy ever been tag champ?

>>1860345
Because there are things to talk about when Smackdown is on. RAW is such a joke that the banter is more fun than the actually programming.

based SNEK

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>>1860314
SHIIIIEEEEET!

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>>1860278
He's the hero we all deserve.

>>1860355
>a

Rated RKO.

>>1860355
He was Edge's tag partner during Rated RKO

>>1860355
Bunch of times.

Rated RKO being the most obvious

>>1860355
>forgetting Rated-RKO
Come on, man, Edge and Orton were extremely based

>>1860355
Are you fucking 12? Rated RKO

Remember before the split?
>lol no one will watch smackdown anyways, everyone will watch RAW anyways
And now everyone hates RAW

>>1860354
Right here, senpai

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>>1860355

Why is Bray Wyatt tall as shit, but he still looks like a manlet.

He's like a tall manlet. I dont understand it. It's uncanny. It's downright eerie.

>smash mouth

what

also THIS MANY COMMERCIALS

>>1860355
A few times, only it wasn't very prominent when talking about his career. Except Rated RKO. That shit was based af.

>>1860368
>>lol no one will watch smackdown anyways, everyone will watch RAW anyways

this is true though

>>1860353
It's an /sp/ meme newfriend

>>1860355
18 PATAAS

>>1860372
He surrounds himself with taller henchmen. Rowan, Harper, and especially Strowman are fucking huge.

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>>1860290
Nice

You win some, you lose some, I guess

>>1860367
>Are you fucking 12? Rated RKO
Uh noo. I'm 18. Born in 1998.

>>1860372
I think it's because of the fat, it makes you look shorter

REMOVE KEBAB

>>1860372
That's what happens when you surround yourself with taller people. Also, billed heights are bullshit

Wait a minute, where the fuck is Hawkins?

>>1860355
Holy shit, for some reason that reminded me, what the fuck ever happened to Ted DiBiase Jr.???

>>1860383
Belay that. Post more kebab pussy

>>1860381
Lurk more before posting then.

>>1860376
Basically am a newfag on /sp/ and /asp/ only recently got back into wrestling after I found this board. Now I get to be comfy with my smackbros watching the A show.

>>1860386
Nobody cares lel

>>1860366
I remember them, but I don't ever picture them as tag champs

>>1860386
Dark match

>>1860388
WWE Network made a recent special over him. Look it up.

>smackdownies show is so bad they have to cheer for jobbers

>>1860388
he quit

went home and decided to be a family man

>>1860388
He runs a youth camp, they did a "Where are they Now?" on him pretty recently

rko outta nowhere please

>>1860393
Yeah, they held the raw tag titles for a few months

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>>1860396
>Seething

>>1860396
>SEETHING

What are the chances AJ attacks Ellsworth on Talking Smack?

Kane can still jump like a champ after all these years

>commentary putting luke over
BASED

>>1860396
>implying they weren't cheering for them during last night's jobberpalooza.

>>1860396
Check your ears, no one is cheering for Kane

Guys I'm at the event and ellsworth needed help to go to the back.

If there's anyone who could convincingly use a superkick as a finisher these days

It's Lou Parper

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>>1860396

>>1860403
Id love it. If aj attacked based chinless wonder it would be some good shit

>>1860406
Rawtist's just mad that even jobbers on Smack are over

>>1860396
>Smackdown jobbers are better booked than anyone on raw not named y2J, Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, Charlotte, and Sasha Banks

Really makes you think

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>>1860403
This is why I'm watching, i see this as a short little rivalry i hope they continue with the gift of Ellsworth

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>it's a double hot-tag episode

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WHY DOES KANE WEAR THE MASK???

>>1860404
Based libertarian debil man. Still kicking ass and stealing souls while not treading on anyone's constitutional right to life, liberty and property.

>>1860420

Because he's a big guy

You kids realize this is all fake right?

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>>1860420
>>1860423
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>1860425
No fucking way

>>1860425
>>>/sp/

>>1860425
The athleticism is real

>>1860425
4chan is a real website anon

Broken nose lads.

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>>1860425
you're literally retarded if you think this is fake

>>1860425
DELET THIS

>Randy quickly checks his nose

Luke Harper, back for a day and already delivering steaming hot baked pottoes.

S P O O P Y
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IM SPOOKED

2spooky4me

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>>1860425
I missed you.

Damn, I wanted to see the discus lariat

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that terrible sister abigail

Remember on table for 3 when kane said corporate kane was the worst thing he's done in wwe even though he knows he was in the katie vick segment?

wow that was a horrible sister abigail

>>1860425
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

>>1860426
Now they still don't care

Why the fuck is everyone doing superkicks?

>nice mindfuck
>poor Sister Abigail execution

goddamnit, Bray

>>1860425
(you)

>Physical mind games

i legitimately laughed out loud at that

BASED HARPGOAT

>>1860425
It is? WHERE DID KANE GO?!

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>>1860425

What? No fucking way! Next you're gonna tell me that Santa isn't real too.

WHAT DOES BRAYS MOVE DO AGAIN?
MAKE PEOPLE PASS OUT FROM THE SMELL?

Was really hoping Rowan would've been there to replace Kane. Wouldn't have to fight or anything, just remind us that he still exists

>Bray Wyatt finally winning matches
Good day lads

>Mauro just fucking screaming "WHERES KANE?"

Kek

It's time to rate

Based/10

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Rate this Smackdown

>>1860425
>fake

lol no, this is a totally real match between a dark wizard and a demon

>>1860455
i fucking hate his finisher seriously. He fucks it up every second time.

>Where's Kane

The real question they should be asking is where is Curt Hawkins?

FACT

Someone get Seth Rollins to go investigate where Kane went

so no Curt Hawkins debut match

>kane joining the wyatt family
neat

LET'S GO

>>1860426
Or perhaps we're wondering why they would push a man before firing him.

Renee is hawt

>>1860460
9/10

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>>1860454
Santa not real?!

>>1860466
He debuted if you showed up early

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BRAY IS CUTE

>>1860461
11/10

>>1860447
Superkick was only protected when Shawn Michaels was doing it. Once he returned it was free game. Kind of like how the DDT was a finishing move until everyone decided it wasn't.

people on usa enjoy watching a gay man with wife and kids?
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>65 miles

does he expect anyone to believe that

You literally cannot click to talking smack fast enough

>>1860464
Curt Hawkins debuted on SmackDown tonight, but his debut was so awesome your mind couldn't process it and so simply erased it from your memory.

FACT

>>1860478
>chrisley
>gay

Get worked mark

>>1860478
That Savannah chick has nice feet tho

Sweet. 6 man tag with bmj ziggler and Bella Vs Miz Corbin and Carmella.
Kane just came out from under the ring

Suck it tvfags

>HARPGOAT OFFICIALLY A SMACKLAD
How can raw even compete?

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>>1860470

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>>1860478

>Gay man
>Wife & kids

>>1860475

I'm not gay but he's ridiculously handsome for a fat bearded man. Would swallow his sweaty dick after a match as a prank

>>1860481
KEK

good job rene for the spoiler alert

>Bryan farting away

Bryans on the juice

where do i watch talkin smack

Bryan is a lucky man

>Daniel is just being an ass
This is great

>Bryan pretending to be excited to see thicki

>>1860497
The network

>>1860497
http://taima.tv/r/wooo

>>1860497
In my ass

>>1860490
why do you think fags still exist?
i guarantee you one of his kids is queer.
you must be new to humanity.

>>1860497
WWE network for only $9.99

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>the nikki & bryan banter
>nikki talking about being back & healthy to wrestle again
jej

talking smack is without question, the best thing wwe is putting out right now. it's like

>>1860510
>it's like
WHAT

>hyping up a giant argument between Bryan and Thicki on Total Bellas

>>1860510
This hour of talking combined with smackdown doesn't even feel like the chore that is 3 hours of raw

Corbin and Swagger AGAIN

BASED KEKSWORTH

ITS TIME!!!

Ellsworth incoming.

>>1860526
new era, same old shit

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LET'S GO

BMJE GOAT

>that suit

Are they going to call him out on almost dying tonight?

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>>1860535

ELLSWORTH FULLY BEHIND #TEAMBLUE

>half star match with Braun
>5 star classic with AJ

fucking state of Raw

>>1860535
BIG MATCH JAMES STYLIN' AND PROFILIN'

BASED ELLSWORTH

HE'S GETTING A TITLE SHOT

HOLY SHIT

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING

OH MY GOD

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>jobbers on Smackdown get a title shot

This is the best timeline.

BASED ELLSWORTH FOR WWE CHAMPION

BIG MATCH JAMES

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

WE GONNA GET TITLE MATCH BOYZ

JAMES GONNA DRAW A 10.0

GONNA DRAW THE DIME

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAW

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MFW ELLSWORTH WINS

spooky

HARPGOAT

PLEASE DON'T BULLY RENEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TITLE SHOT OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!

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de spookies

talking smack spooky edition

OH SHIT WYATTS TOOK OVER TALKING SMACK

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>Talking Smack is the real A+ show

BRAY WYATT PODCAST WITH LUKE HARPER

wtf i think i am starting to mark for bray..

BASED BIG MATCH JAMES ELLSWORTH

MORE WORLD TITLE SHOTS THAN THE FOLLOWING...
>Baron Corbin
>Samoa Joe
>Finn Balor
>Kevin Owens

What's the fucking score on Smackdown now? Holy shit each week keep getting better and better.

>>1860575
it really does make you think

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Wrestling podcasts are shit but I kinda wish Smackdown had one.

>>1860576
Raw won the first week.

It's been straight Smackdown wins ever since.

>>1860573
>BRAY WYATT PODCAST WITH LUKE HARPER
>BRAY WYATT PODCAST

HOLY SHIT THIS SHOULD BE A REAL THING

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>post yfw Ellsworth wins the WWE World Championship

Remember when the Undertaker opened the very first WWE Superstars?

>>1860580
Raw barely won the week Triple H showed up 'cause SmackDown was kinda boring that week.

So it's like fuckin' 10-2 at this point.

You guys, I was at work. Can someone give me a quick recap? I can't offer anything but my gratitude.

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>tfw Raw has motherfucking Goldberg on it next week yet I am still more excited for Smackdown

>>1860590
Wait an hour for the torrent

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>>1860587

Based Harper shooting on WWE not giving a fuck about him. That wasn't a promo voice, that was some real talk.

>>1860595
Hoooly shit, so it was THAT good?

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>>1860596
HOLY SHIT!

>>1860593
>Ellsworth winning the title > Goldberg any day

"Daniel"s kid V HarpGOAT when?

>>1860599
James Ellsworth and AJ Styles had a match

I don't think we could do it justice

The Usos' theme is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM0w4DQqfg4

>>1860599
The AJ styles segment was incredible.

Everything else was ok to good.

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>>1860596
not one of those anti-sasha smarks but that photo is genuinely troubling

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>mfw rawtists in the comments of Jim Ross kikebook
These people are literally mentally ill

>>1860609
REAL TRAP SHIT

based coonsos

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>>1860613
>Average normiebook fan

>>1860606
>>1860611
Thanks guys, I'll try to download a torrent or see if someone posts highlights on youtube. This is the first Smackdown I've missed since the split.

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Harper has made my night with this face right here.

>Buckeye fan
Eugh.

>>1860623

He has bigger breasts than she does

>>1860624
I've been watching the Flash so I've missed the first hour for two weeks now.
I do miss it, but good thing shit usually goes into hyper drive the second hour

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>>1860612
I'm actually a fan, but i don't think she's attractive. But that ass tho

>>1860630
Normiebook fans disgust me.

>>1860633
Fake

>>1860633
He looks so much better without the hair.

>>1860634
what ass?

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>>1860627
or this

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>>1860635
Forgot image

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>>1860638

>>1860638
real picture is obviously him shilling 2k17

>>1860645
Battlecow is not that bad to be honest

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I want it lads.

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>>1860634
and what ass are you referring to famalam?

>>1860633
i need exploitable now

>>1860644

It's like one of those old tv cd compilation commercials.

>>1860651
Battlecow and big tits migee own a Facebook page "The spotlight" it's absolutely fucking autistic how they post their shit and they hang off every word that comes out of Meltzer mouth.

>>1860644
Needs a vaporwave filter.

>>1860652

Was John on Main Event tonight?

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

>>1860668
It's a dark match. Miz mella Corbin v Bella zig and Cena. It's hella fun. Had a 6 person suplex.

>>1860674

The girls were suplexed by the guys? Based.

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>>1860575
Jesus christ
This is gold

>>1860587
Someone needs to replace bmaj with bmje

>>1860681
Ended with all 3 doing the 5 knuckle shuffle and Cena and Thikki hitting the AA simultaneously.

>>1860627
>when u nut and she dont stop sucking

>>1860627
reaction image HOF

>>1860256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bugLYrJtTeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bugLYrJtTeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bugLYrJtTeY

>>1860698
Samefag

6 man dark match from tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZNxUg1qhA

>Ziggles faints when BMJ pulls his shirt off

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>>1861005
samefagging 1 post...

>>1860645
>Jobbing to Nia Jax