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RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
I can't believe what I'm watching
>>1859902
James Ellsworth vs AJ Styles will begin with Dean Ambrose as the special guest ref
>the champion is the same size as the jobber
embarrassing
someone didnt think this through
>>1859902
they made us famous lad
>>1859902
BMJE
>Dean's antics
my fucking sides
James Ellsworth is DLC in WWE 2k17
>this commercial break
Fuck Raw
Smackdown is fucking awesome
BOARDS REPORT!
/SMACK/ IS /ASP/!
Based Big Match AJ working the obese smarks
>>1859902
Smack wins again
Reminder: Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
>>1859902
A boring show
>>1859902
bruh...
James Ellsworth vs AJ Styles in a non title match with Dean as ref, happening now
ITS NOT FAIR
ELLSWORTH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON RAW
HE WAS OUR GUY FIRST!!!
>>1859902
The most based man in professional wrestling
And then you have BMAJ and Deanetty
>not going full meme and giving Ellsworth the title
>>1859902
>take a shower
>>1859918
/tg/ standing by
this is the best thing I have seen since Final Deletion
the wrestlers think theyre on commercial so theyre doing goofy shit. This shit should not be shown
>>1859902
AJ confirmed nashposter
>TAKE A SHOWER
>>1859909
Aj is pretty damn jack though. He is in far superior shape.
WHOOO, BASED ELLSWORTH IS COMING IN HOT.
>>1859926
desu I was expecting that
>>1859918
/vp/ and /mu/ re-reporting in
>Ellsworth doesn't have an entrance theme still
Ellsworth vs Brock for Wrestlemania.
Or Undertaker.
Or one last squash mash for STRING.
>>1859922
>SEETHING
>RAWtists have to watch fullscreen commercials
>Smack gets comfy split screen
how can RAW even compete?
>>1859924
Bram Stroganoff was dragging James down, he's too big for RAM.
>Mauro hyping Ellsworth
the absolute madmen
>>1859928
How are things going in the hospital ward?
>>1859902
AJ Styles told dean to take a shower and /asp/ies believe he now browses a Chinese cartoons site
Reminds me of attitude era silliness desu. This is just fucking fun viewing lads.
>Ken Bone reference
Please stop.
>>1859940
sleep tight fugger
>mfw I was in that thread
>>1859924
cry more bitch nigga
>>1859922
That was last night.
>the current state of RAW
>HE CHOSE THIS STRINGBEAN
>WHERE'D HE GO TO WRESTLING SCHOOL, KINKOS, THE LIBRARY?
OTUNGA WITH THE RARE BANTZ
Mauro on fire tonight lmao
>>1859918
/vr/ standing by.
>>1859927
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>>1859928
hi becky!
>Smackdown has BIG MATCH JAMES ELLSWORTH
>RAW so desperate, they need to bring back Goldberg.
>>1859953
>seething rawtist
>>1859944
James Ellsworth was given a chance on Sweet Onion Teriyaki day
>David still trying to get himself over and bury Based Ellsworth
SOMEONE KILL OTUNGA GODDAMMIT
JAMES MOUNTING SOME OFFENSE
>chinderella story
HOLY SHIT
That fucking punch!
LOOLLO this is to FUCKING MUCH MY SIDES EXPLODING holy dog shit!
>this heat on AJ for hurting based James
>NO CLOSED FIST
wut is this kay fabe
I'm losing my shit senpai
>>1859963
>2016
>Goldberg
fucking state of Ram
>CRYING JORDAN MEME
>Ellsworth gonna be a crying jordan meme
Based Mauro
>The entirety of this match
>making the champ look like a total fucking chump
>complete joke segment taking the piss out of wrestling
where were you when WWE died?
MULTI TRACK ADVERTISING
CHINDERELLA STORY
>crying jordan meme
please someone inform mauro to stop it
>>1859974
Stop posting your wife Sami
What's based no-chin's finishing move?
>tfw ellsworth is actually better at selling than dean
comedy. gold.
JBL IS ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
>this match
MATCH OF THE YEAR
>>1859974
So that's what they hide under those burqas!
>>1859918
/sp/ here. Miss you guys.
>>1859960
calm down, he is a regular..
KEK DEAN
>>1859985
jawbreaker
>HE WILL BE A CRYING JORDAN MEME
mauro continues to ruin smackdown
So fucking unreal, this is why I watch pro wrestling
>>1859984
>stop
fuck off faggot
CUTE MATCH
Jesus christ this is christmas
>>1859924
Rawtists on medical observation for fear they'll take their own lives.
>crying Jordan meme
This guy
>yfw metzler gives this match a 5 star
>>1859993
Anonymous is also a regular
>>1859985
Burning Hammer
>Dean making ellsworth suffer
>>1859992
We'll be back at the end of the year bby. Don't worry.
This match is better than the whole clash of cucks
Based Big Pop Dean working the overweight smarks
>>1860006
Some face
>>1859980
How is AJ looking like a chump?
>>1860003
this match transcends the 5-star ranking system
>>1859995
Underrated
This match is better than No Mercy.
>>1860012
I give it a Six Star match.
LEL
E
L
This feels like some old cartoon shit it's so fucking awesome
>>1860003
>Even Deannety is based in this match
Smack A show confirmed
>>1859999
>>1860000
Those digits
>>1859974
DID HE TUCK HIS HEAD
Oh my god he tucked his neck!
HE TUCKED
LOL HE JUST BROKE ELLSWORTH'S NECK
>>1859980
Have you never watched wwe between summer slam and the rumble?
Ellsworth tucked in
>james not tucking
RIP
Renee BTFO
NO ELLSWORTH NO NEVER CURL YOUR HEAD IN
Oh fuck, he tucked hia head
HE ALMOST TUCKED HIS HEAD HOLY FUCK ELSWORTH
SPICS AND NIGS LOVE THE DEAN
DEANO U MADMAN
>>1859884
Renee BTFO
DO IT DO IT
HOLY FUCK HIS NECK
IS HE OKAY?!!?
>>1860011
How is he not fucking squashing the jobber in 1 minute? He beat Cena fucking twice. The jobber shouldn't even be fucking walking or breathing. This is actually sad. It is reddit: the show
wow AJ almost broke Ellsworths neck
Why is Smackdown so fun compared to Raw.
>TUCKED IN
O FUCK
RIP ELLSWORTH
TUCKED DURING STYLES CLASH
Ellsworth almost fucking died
Fuck, I cringed hard. That was almost one of those career ender botches.
Goddamit, AJ.
F
NEVER TUCK IN STYLES CLASH!!
Deanetty is more based without the championship
DIRTY DEEDS BTFO
>Ellsworth tucked his head
;_;
>Ellsworth tucking his chin in
The absolute madman
eLLSWORTH IS ONE TOUGH BASTARD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKING YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
did they not go over the styles clash? wtf
BASED FUCKING ELLSWORTH
>this fucking match
I screamed when I saw that Ellsworth tucked his head
BASED ELLSWORTH WORKING THE MARKS
ELLSWORTH WINNING CLEAN
>AND THE NEW
James Ellsworth has a title shot
Lmao Ellsworth has been sitting there dead the entire time
ELLSWORTH OVER AS FUCK
RAW IS KILL
>AJ STYLES
>JBL
>ellsworth tried to tuck his chin but it had no effect
meme magic
he ded
OH
MY
GOD
>>1860062
>title shot
>with a broken neck
WHERE IS JAMES MUSIC?!
JBL
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
im legit worried about ellsworths neck. that is some top tier selling or he is really hurt
Ellsworth might be dead. He fucked up that Styles Clash.
Also, did he actually just go over BMAJ?!
Anyone have a webm of the styles clash I fucking looked away for 1 second and missed it
HE HAS NO CHIN TO TUCK
is ellsworth neck broke, any one got a replay?
>>1860039
>How is he not fucking squashing the jobber in 1 minute?
Because his rival is the ref of the match and screwed him multiple times. How are you not getting this? It's funny.
FUCKING ELLSWORTH DEFEATED STYLES! HE'S THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! YES!
Holy fuck He is kill as Raw
F
>you now remember RAW's attempts at "comedy"
>>1860075
lying down dead isn't that hard to do
Guys I think hes dead.
This is fucking hilarious. I like that SD remembers that wrestling should actually be entertaining
Match of the year!
BASED JBL
FUCK CANADIANS
That might've been the best thing I've ever seen.
>>1860072
Kurt Angle won gold WITH A BROKEN FREAKING NECK!
>>1860072
Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
So does this mean that James Ellsworth is the new #1 contender for the title?
webm of the tuck
I hope he's alright
;_;
Gold.
Fucking GOLD.
That match was FUCKING. GOLD.
Orton's new gimmick of melodramatic storyteller is hilariously awful
I'm still not sure if Ellsworth landed wrong.
That Clash looked botch as fuck and when Ambrose pulled him out of the ring he couldn't even stand and his neck was limp.
H...He's ok... r....right, anons?
>>1860089
HOLY FUCK
ANGLE RETURNS TO DEFEND PARAPLEGIC JAMES ELSWORTH'S HONOR CONFIRMED
KANE?
I miss based LEGEND KILLER
Name this team /asp/
>>1860092
If he was legit hurt I don't think they'd have dean dragging him around like that.
>>1860072
>broken
>freakin
>neck
>>1860091
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
who is at fault, aj or ellsworth, what exactly happened, it happened too quick for me to see it.
>tfw HARPGOAT is back tonight
It's been so long.
>Royal Rumble match
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>No theme... James Ellsworth comes in
How much do you mark?
why is orton so based?
>James Ellsworth has more wins over AJ Styles than John Cena
>>1860100
RKaneO
>>1860104
Dean didn't stop the match
>>1860105
>HARPGOAT
>>>/r/eddit
Ellsworth VS Styles
World Title Match
Next week?
>>1860104
It would be Ellsworth for tucking.
>vignette still trying to put Reigns over
WEW
>>1860104
Never tuck in on the Styles Clash
>>1860097
Fund it.
>>1859929
Final deletion was good brutha
>>1860100
THE DEMON KANE AND MENTAL RANDY ORTON
>>1860111
Fuck that's good
Why are they playing RR ads this early?
>>1860108
He's the viper
>>1860104
Ellsworth. He tucked his head in during the Styles Clash. You literally don't do anything while taking it to come out fine, but if you tuck your head in you're fucked.
Fucking Roman
>>1860107
mfw
>>1860113
>>1860111
Fuck, i'd hope it was something like Demon Vipers, HellSerpents or something, but you know WWE would pick something this dickriculous.
>>1860111
Also checked
>at the ppv
>the offspring plays Ellsworth entrance live
Is Ellsworth kill?
>>1860108
He's in smackdown
>>1860007
nigger please
>>1860079
So fucking close,
I am pretty sure aj didn't go through with it
>Ellsworth tucks chin
>has no chin
Am I being worked?
>>1860112
>Dean didn't stop the damn match
Fixed.
>>1860100
Through Hellfire and Restholds
Rest in Pieces Ellsworth
F
>>1860107
If they somehow give him the new record for shortest time in the Rumble I'd mark the fuck out .
>>1860111
Trips confirms.
>>1860123
They have to sell 60,000 tickets for it.
Honestly if you were going to do it in a stadium I have no idea why they wouldn't do it someplace that's easy for people to fly to.
>>1859960
What a nice and friendly anon. You go, anon.
Mafia 3 will suck
>>1860125
AJ actually managed to pull up on the move at the last second too. Based AJ.
does any one have a webm, how do u make a webm of this, do u have to have wwe pass
>>1860111
Trips confirm birth of an epic tag team.
>>1860113
>hating on HARPGOAT
>>1860140
It'd be hard to make him last less than Santino's 0.1 seconds.
WE WUZ MOBSTERS N SHEEIT
>>1860142
What No Southwest?
>>1860107
>WWE is trying to kill this man
>>1860153
Titus O'Neil was supposed to match the record, but botched it
Vince McMahon was probably yelling on the headset when that happened. There was that awkward silence as Titus was out of the ring
Who ya got to win the royal rumble smacklads
>15 minute jobber matches with finisher kickouts and referee shenanigans
Only on Smackdown Live
Based Ellsworth working all the idiot marks in this thread who are don't know when a shoot is a work and work themselves into a shoot.
>>1860160
Bray Wyatt
>>1860107
when his music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
>>1860160
BMJ
https://twitter.com/rusevbul/status/786012884396494848
What did he mean by this?
How seething is Vince gonna be when BMJames gets bigger cheers than Ramen at the Rumble?
DON'T SMOKE GOY
>>1860160
Cena :3
Guys Ellsworth is alive, he's the best seller in the company, which is why he's in that much and got the win over the champ and will defeat Goldberg and kevin Owens survivor at survivor series to unite the universal world title
Also, his head/face/neck missed the mat by like 3 feet in that styles clash it was so obvious
>>1860160
Balor if he can make it back in time.
BMJ if he can't
>>1860107
>mfw he wins the RR
>>1860160
Zayn
>>1860168
>punishedrusev.exe
>>1860131
Literally just standing there, doing nothing.
>>1860165
>not pretty fly for a white guy
>>1860159
Wow. HOW can you botch something like that? Which Royal Rumble was that?
>>1860160
Ellsworth
>>1860168
Nigga wants to be on the A show
>Become the Next Paul Heyman Guy
even though that hasn't been a thing in over two years
>>1860159
>botched
you knew that faggot didn't want that record
>we got worked
I guess because it's so fucking disorienting, you have to go against your own self-preservation instinct to right yourself, which, as it turns out, is super-fucking the wrong thing to do, unless you want your head and body to form a super lopsided V.
>>1860182
Not to mention the unestablished ones have failed
>>1860165
Nah, man. They gotta play "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid."
it looks like his neck planted on the replay.....
BREAK IT DOWN
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUDNDUNDUNDUND
BREAK IT DOWN
>>1860180
>he was supposed to win the IC Title in Elimination Chamber last year
>>1860160
RAW talents already wanting to jump ship to the blue brand.
Remember this day lads, it's the day RAW died.
YES YES YES Based Bryan signing Based BMJE
>idea for next week
He's gonna show up in a neck brace
>BMAJ and Ellsworth working kayfabe 3.0 on every smark with that styles clash
JAMES ELLSWORTH ON TALKING SMACK
omg hes on talking smack now too LOL holy fucking SHIT MAN
Styles boutta fuck some people up
>HE'S ON TALKING SMACK
THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>Ellsworth on Talking Smack
based
>>1860179
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oih0vUMIs8U
>>1860195
Glad some of his comments point out that it was a non-title match
>Cena has already left this shitshow
lmao
implying you wouldn't watch a WWE Films buddy comedy with these two
aj is going to go on a rampage now
>jamey boy on talking smack
Smackdown can't keep getting away with it
HARPGOAT YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>1860199
Based AJ saving BMJE by not dropping to his knees
>>1860194
I wish family
>Ellsworth on Talking Smack! with Nikki of all people
Pls.. that's jut a complete humiliation of his chin right there...
did meme magic get ellsworth a paying job?
i can imagine ellsworth merch selling well desu. the kid could be due a good pay day
>>1860200
Gonna steal Nikki right out from under Cena's nose
BMJE Talking Smack
The ride never ends!
He's okay, right?
>>1860185
Michelle McCool has never injured a single person with that move. Fucking divas manage to sell it safely, AJ Styles has almost crippled a handful of people with it.
>Ellsworth cucks BMJ
MADMAN
>Ellsworth on Talking Smack
>>1860195
the shows are the same you fucking mark, there's no competition between the "brands"
Is Mr. Bones writing this show
>>1860194
soon...
>>1860217
Is there anything this man can't do
>>1860160
BMA
>>1860220
Kek
>Luke Harper main events the PPV and the weekly show
But why? I mean he's good but he's not THAT good.
>>1860228
No they are not the same. Different writing staffs which is clear when Raw is the drizzling shits and Smackdown is fantastic.
>>1860217
Damn.
>>1860221
Would wear his "fighting chance" shirt if it was better designed desu. WWE would still design a shit shirt but it's guaranteed money for them.
>>1860194
>>1860230
All he needs to do is get rid of Mojo, r-right?
>>1860236
Harper is exactly that good
>>1860220
FUCK!
>>1860217
That why he is great.
Always see him and Jerico saving niggas.
>>1860232
Draw a dime
>>1860225
It's like he never tells them when he'll unleash, there should be some sort of cue of something, they signal to him to let them know they're ready, so they lead the move instead of him, considering they've got a fuckton of a lot more skin the game, so to speak.
>>1860236
But he is
So Curt Hawkins died I guess
>>1860217
I noticed that on the replay. BMAJ is literally phenomenal
>>1860228
The "competition" isn't real. But there's a difference between the presentation and writing. Smackdown has the NXT's old writer.
WHAT'S JAMES ELLSWORTH DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?
>Harper making his return
>>1860237
You're retarded.
>>1860248
>Another dark match
>>1860124
literal attitude era style.
why is wwe cucking its self by not having him as the main guy?
>>1860240
I hope so. Considering the way smackdown has rebuilt its jobbers into credible midcarders, Ryder would make for an entertaining run. Too bad he's stuck with that faggot.
>>1860236
>I mean he's good but he's not THAT good.
>>1860217
yeah AJ is no doubt, the very best
>>1860206
Bet he did that on purpose.
No one wants that record.
>>1860245
The move is completely safe as long as you do nothing. You literally just have to hang there and fall forward.
>>1860240
At least he's got Emma.
>>1860240
It's inevitable.
>>1860280
Yeah, but it's hard fighting your own reflexes.
>>1860217
I see more probable a scripted botch and save than a veteran wrestler botching the sell of a known dangerous move
>Luke Harper on the mic
Is Luke the new boss? Or are Wyatt and Luke going to tag team?
We really need Tag teams on Smackdown. There are no good tag teams
>VV
>Acsension
Awful
>Hype bros
>those NXT dudes that lost their momentum
>Heel Usos who keep losing
Slater and Rhyno are the best Tag team, and they are a fucking joke team.
>Smash Mouth
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL