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Current champs
>WWE World Champ
AJ Styles
>SD Women's Champ
Becky Lynch (INJURED)
>SD Tag Champs
Slater/Rhyno
>Intercontinental Champ
Dolph Ziggler
who still /miz/ here
>>1859102
Should have still retained desu.
Who here ready to /facefacts/ tonight?
Donde están mis /smack/hermanos?
So was Luke Harper saved?
>either a directionless singles run on Raw or jobbing for Wyatt on SD
>>1859104
This, won't be able to use the whole Never ending reign thing anymore. It was a great line.
I'm a Luke Harper mark tbqh
Who do ya think the Hawkins is facing tonight?
All boards report.
/asp/ obviously
Also who is your favorite /smack/ wrestler?
Mes Frenchies sont ou?
Also contains strobe lighting effects
>>1859115
/woo/ here
>>1859115
/ck/ here
all red everything is numero 1
>suckdown needing chrisley lead in
>>1859115
/pol/ reporting in you fat piece of shit, ready for the A show.
Effectivement, la reine...
>>1859107
Aqui mi amigo
>>1859125
>implying Chrisley isn't GOAT tier
Big Pop Dolph
Well, its better than starting with horsey
>>1859099
>OP image can't beat saints
shit thread
>>1859128
>Ziggler is now IC Champ
>>1859115
/csgog/ here
Starting with Dolphi > Starting with horseface
>you deserve it
>you deserve it
>dolph has won the IC title a bunch of times before
the state of smarks
>you deserve it!
WILL YOU STOP
dem beautiful belt
>you deserve it
he really doesnt
>You Deserve It
>>1859115
/m/ here
>You deserve it!
>Ziggler in a Hype Bro shirt
Ryder gunning for the IC title soon.
Personne comment...
>check your TV guide
>>1859129
DOLPH STOP FUCKING LURKING ASP YOU GAY SHIT
JESUS CHRIST HES BEEN DROPPING ASP SHIT NON STOP WEEK AFTER WEEK
>>1859154
>implying
>Those Harambe 3:16 and Inside Job signs
>we
>ziggles not even trying to hide the hype bros shirt
Is Dolphins jealous that Amy shumer is very famous?
>>1859158
Fuck off thst was funny
Why did they darken the audience? Is it because Smackdown is now drawing TNA sized audience?
He does deserve it desu. Best way to develop the story and his character which has stagnated in recent years.
Chants are fuckin retarded though
>>1859158
>check your TV guide
But its true
>>1859164
>wuz
>>1859152
Top KEK, I am really starting to like Russo (not a pothead).
>>1859160
SEETHING
tbf he does legit deserve it
>>1859159
Pathetic
another boring Ziggler promo with him yelling at the top of his stupid lungs
>>1859115
/nepgen/ here
WE DID IT REDDIT
>Kerwin White
>>1859168
Better ambiance. It makes it so the only thing drawing attention in the room is the ring.
>>1859172
>kanes
/co/, reporting
BIG MATCH AJ
>>1859171
Lmao
>>1859115
/fit/
Maryse has the best body of work in all of the E.
Fight me.
I CAME TO PLAY
Based Miz
>>1859159
C'est plaisant poster les meme memés 10 fois par jour?
>Dolph Ziggler sucks
>David still trying to get himself and his shitty wife over
Kill Otunga please
SD has the best theme songs
>MIZ TRYING TO COPY JERICHO
STATE OF THIS FAGGOT
Based FUCKING MIZ
>>1859189
we out here
Did they take it off the miz because him being the longest reigning intercontinental champion would have been a joke.
>>1859185
>>1859190
C'est vrai mais faut quand meme que je poste d'autres chiennes, Bubba...
>Miz and Maryse wearing funeral garb
>getting more heat than RAM's entire shitshow by looking at the floor and saying nothing
So the US title is now the 2nd most prestigious title now the IC title has fallen down right?
I want to cum on every pair of Maryse's boots.
So is miz going to be stuck doing marine movies?
He's right tho
Dolph killed the WHC
>>1859115
>/x/
Based Big Hollywood Mike working the obese smarks
DELUSIONAL
Miz is fucking great on the mic
>>1859197
How so
>>1859201
Probably to see how he can handle chasing a title. If he handles the build up to his rematch well enough he could probably get a shot at the WWE title once someone who is face gets ahold of it..
Is that maryse natural hair colour?
Holy fuck Miz is so based
>>1859115
/e/ right here
Is Miz the hero we deserve?
>>1859189
>>1859182
>smackdownies in this much denial
>REALLY GRAD
I know they've been doing it for years, but I enjoy the midcard feud between Dolph and Miz.
Wasn't Ziggler crying 2 weeks ago?
BE A STAR
>>1859203
What model is this fridge?
>>1859222
Nah he's right you can see the darkened sections actually have peopled in them.
>im really grad
is ziggles azn?
>>1859215
Oui bien sur James...
>>1859202
That's horrifying
>>1859228
I wouldn't mind storing my mat in that fridge
Why are raw threads so much more active?
>>1859225
But he's happy now, so it's okay
wew this crowd is shit
>>1859232
I know right
and I accidentally posted the thumbnail
>>1859228
Le model:une bitch est plus jacker que toi et ca te rend mad 2.0...
SPIRIT
Q
U
A
D
Based Spirit Squad
passionate speech followed by >that theme
nice
Based Ziggy working Mike
Holy shit they're still here
>SPIRIT SQUAD
S Q U A D
Q
U
A
D
DANIEL ZIGGLER
Who did he mean by Kerwyn whites caddy?
>>1859235
meat*
the fookin spirit squad is back on my tv
Is this shit real life.... went from somsthing serious to this dumb shit... fuck wwe.
>inb4 Dykstra out-wrestles Ziggler
>Daniel Ziggler
KEK
>daniel ziggler
>Dolph Zigger
DANIEL ZIGGLER
>DANIEL ZIGGLER
mauro losing it lmao
>>1859251
MAMMA MIA
>Daniel Ziggler
>nearly says Daniel again
>Dan, I mean Ziggler
WTF IS WRONG WITH MAURO
MAMMA MIA!
>Spirit Squad is still here
>They're now in the Smackdown roster
>They are now Miz's entourage
>Daniel Ziggler
Someone morph their faces
>Mauro getting his manlets mixed up
Based
Also this thing is back, sweet
Daniel Ziggler.. Its getting better as the night goes on.
Holy shit split screen?
What do you think Mix said to them in that huddle?
Is this an ad where we get to keep watching the show on the side?
Huh. Neat, I guess
Press F to pay respects to the IC title
This is how commercials be fir everything
Who was the spirit squad guy OD'd in a public toilet
Where is Johnny and Mitch? And why was Mitch the only guy without a Y at the end of his name?
Wait, they're playing the match in the background of the commercials!?
who is on talking smack today?
the way miz paused for that "you were crying" chant
he's too good for us
>>1859259
are you dyslexic?
Wasn't there 5 guys in the spirit squad?
>>1859273
They did this once and never did it again, glad to see it's back
>Match can be seen while in commercial
Does Smackdown only do this? This is fantastic! I remember they did that in the draft.
>split screen commercials
They get to advertise AND we get to keep watching wrestling?
How can RAW even recover? This is literally taking things to a whole new level.
I found my CAW name, thanks mauro
>match still displayed at top corner
RAWTISTS ETERNALLY BTFO
>Daniel Ziggler
>>1859284
2 of them are still chilling in the baggage claim
>>1859280
McMoney does it again! Smackdown is pulling out all the stopes to crush raw!
>split screen
Why is Smackdown so based?
AYO...HOL UP... SO YOU SAYIN WE SUM FINNA...SPIRIT SQUAD?
Jbl: that just proves the collusion between Daniel Bryan and dolph ziggler!
Then why would he make a handicap match?!
Elle a besoin d'un rack encore plus énorme...
>>1859290
kek
>>1859290
DELET!!!
Does Mauro do coke? I miss the days of coked out commentators desu
>>1859290
KEK
>>1859290
kek
Alexas Ass
Based Shane brining us only the best
Raw already lost yet again.
>>1859290
Christ that's horrifying
didn't one of those guys get cucked by Cena?
>>1859290
LOL
Kenny's actually looking pretty good for a jobber desu senpai
And his brother: Dolph Bryan
>>1859305
Is she pretending to fart on her?
>>1859311
Dykstra, yeah
>>1859311
>311
INVESTIGATE
>>1859287
But they won't do it every night nor during the whole show, that's just for the first commercial break
>>1859315
Haha
>>1859115
/vr/ here
>>1859315
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>1859315
No w this one is legitimately scary
>>1859315
he's suffering
When i was tag team championship brothaaaa
This match is fucking dumpster. Its literally a jobberfest vince just stop he will never be HBK and this match looks like 3 clowns doing slapstick jokes.
OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY
>HE KILLED KENNY
Double DDT was pretty based desu.
YOU BASTARDS
>>1859314
No homo but his body looks fantastic
>Oh my God he killed Kenny
>OH MY GOD, HE KILLED KENNY
>>1859315
kek
>he killed kenny
mauro is frogposter level tonight
>Oh my god! He killed Kenny!
AHAHAHA
>>1859290
kek
>Oh my God he killed Kenny
Please don't Mauro
OMG HE KILLED KENNY!! FUCK!
>>1859314
Kenny was gonna be the Michaels of the Spirit Squad
OMG HE KILLED KENNY
really mauro............
>"He killed Kenny!"
Fucking Mauro
>>1859322
Looks more like Kane than Nash
>Ahhhmagawd they killed Kenny
Fucking Mauro.
OH FUCK
>OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY
BASED Heath for the save
WE GOT A 6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
>>1859356
>>1859356
>>1859356
>>1859115
/mu/ and /vp/ famalam
>SPIRIT SQUAD VS SLATER/RHYNO
sure why not
Based mauro
Smackdown wins again
I GOT KIDS
>face GM
>puts face in handicap match vs two heels
This is some fuckery.
>>1859322
>drew no dimes
Based heath!
>>1859364
Dolph asked for it
Based 2 Man Band and Based Zigzag in a tag match later tonight! Raw BTFO!
Please transition Kenny and Mikey into Miz's version of J&J Security
>Needs Beckys theme to show a tweet
Why?
based Nash cucking the /asp/ergers
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/statistics/image-reposts/.
>>1859363
I want that shirt tbqhwyfamalam
Just wondering, but why was it Heath and Rhyno for the save and not the Hype Bros?
Kenny Dykstra is still in pretty good shape. Is this a one shot or will they resign him now?
They use the weirdest fucking pictures for those match promos.
>KANE
for what purpose?
any reason they won't just say what happened to beck?
>>1859287
>RAM
>compete
>that Smackdown coat of arms
Is that her getting her new rack?
>>1859376
Because Kane is based
SMACKDOWN VS RAW SURVIVOR SERIES
BASED ERA
>dead career zigler
>old man rhyno
>heath slater
>literally the spirit squad
>the meme ic belt
>all elevated by smackdown's creative team
SD won again, just with the opening segment
what's wrong with Becky's face in that promo cut
I think it's time for me to leave wrestling alone for a while.
This is probably the longest I watched without taking a hiatus since I was 7.
>>1859373
because nobody cares about the hype bros
>>1859370
It's part of the brand.
There isn't going to be a Raw vs. Smackdown Survivor Series match is there?
>>1859373
Because Heath and Rhyno need a feud with the belts. I guess, AA and Usos will just feud without a belt on the line.
SURVIVOR SERIES HYPE
mfw I totally forgot kane existed and is on smackdown
>>1859373
Was just wondering this. Ziggles used the Rough Rider at No Mercy and was wearing a Hype Bros shirt tonight.
Do the major ppvs still get shared between raw and smackdown?
I'm just gonna make these and post the funny ones intermittently.
>>1859376
Randy doesn't have any friends and Kane is everyone's friend
>>1859377
BLWG found her address
Jury's still out for me on whether Ranallo's references are actually genius or forced, cloying shit.
I dont cringe when I hear them, but I don't pop either. Sometimes I mark smirk. Eh, I guess.
>>1859377
>please don't let it be cancer
She so fine
He literally burying Micheal Cole with commentary now/
>>1859395
I thought that was Gail Kim
>>1859384
>RAWTIST ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
>>1859377
cos she got new tits and they can't just say that
>mfw SD starts building for Survivor Series 6 shows ahead
>Rawtists face when they have to wait for their women to "make history" before being the Raw main event at Survivor Series
>>1859387
This.
I GOT KIDS and ECW are the best tag team draw since new day became stale as fuck 10 years ago.
>>1859394
Yeah, the big 4
>>1859395
>>1859377
severe hemorrhoids
>>1859402
How can he bury Cole when he's 100 times worse?
>>1859405
Did you even finish reading?
>>1859405
>the city of this retard
>yfw Bex has toxic shock syndrome from not using a tampon correctly
How is there not a seething Raw edit of this yet?
>>1859115
/v/ and /skg/ here
What happened with survivor series?
when does samoa joe show up
>>1859414
Yeah im pretty retarded
>does Ryders tan
>Ryder doesn't save him from beatdown.
This is some fuckery.
>>1859416
Ziggler, Hype Bros and Slyno as a team for Survivor Series?
Vs. Miz, Spirit Squad and ? Ascension maybe if they keep feuding with Hype Bros
>>1859421
nevember
>>1859405
jesus christ learn to read carter
Watching in Australia and its live but obviously not the same commercials as you guys so it does this awkward silence thing with wrestlers standing there til it syncs up again.
>splice in real footage with video game footage
>the video game footage looks 100x worse and fake as fuck
lol. the difference is jarring
>>1859409
5* MitB has been elevated
>>1859416
Becky can't catch a break.
Those graphics are shite
Just got home.
What did I miss so far?
>>1859412
>SEETHING
Tellement supérieur...la brand et elle..
REALISTIC GAME PLAY
>>1859435
Maryse got blacked
>>1859424
Damn, i'm just now realizing I haven't seen this guy in a very long time.
Shame, I liked Barrett, thought he had potential. They killed his most over gimmick so i'm assuming he had backstage heat holding him down.
>>1859418
Probably because they're both in Raw
>>1859407
are you a wizard?
And SvR after 2006 looked better than that shit
>>1859439
the zig zag looked like the gravity is moon tier
>male competitors
What
Daniel looking /fa/ af with that shirt desu.
these faggots look like a gay couple
Does Shane have stitches over his eye?....
>we're completing neck and neck with the ratings of raw
LOL
MY SIDES ARE GONE
>neck and neck
what happen to shanes eye
>"""""women's wrestling""""""
>5on5 traditional survivor series matches
BASED
>5v5 Womens match
Why?
this is a very awkward way to deliver information. they are not very good at reading of a teleprompter
Too many tag matches 2bh.
>Womens 5 on 5 tag match
DEAR GOD NO. Its just going to end with Bayley, Charlotte and Horse vs Becky
>Three Survivor Series matches
Overcompensating for not having one last year
>>1859449
He's training for his future match against Brock.
Who #TeamRaw here?
>turn on Smackdown
>yes chants
Yep. Changed the channel
But what about title matches?
>no war games
>neck in neck
So humble.
>CARMELLA
>>1859450
We're barely under raw at this point.
>I MAY BEAT UP BYRON SAXTON
this would be a great match
wow raw vs smackdown matches already...
>>1859457
It's better than taking 15 minutes to do it in the fucking ring
I'd pay for a ppv just to see JBL lariat Saxton into another dimension
I hope saxton snaps one day and destroys someone.
i would sooo love to see jbl beat up saxton
they only have 6 women on the SD roster lol
Who would win Maggle or Byron?
>recreating SS '14 where Zigzag put the team on his back
Calling it.
Oh wait. Vince won't let Smack win.
>>1859471
This. God damn I hate the authority and Rollins promos.
>>1859462
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I feel so bad when Carmella comes out to zero reaction every fucking time.
>>1859459
>bayley, charlotte and horse vs becky
HOW can you forget about thicci
>>1859478
Why would Maggle fight Byron?
Am I too late for AJ?
>Total Bellas
>Whole entire family living under 1 roof
>Literally a giant mansion
Yup. Sounds compelling
>Capiche
Fire Carmella already
Id fuck the shit outta Carmellafu an Blissfu
>Renee not warning Nikki
>Carmella still trying to get heat
was that supposed to be a new jersey accent?
>Carmella
>crickets
>ring gear even worse than before
J U S T
>>1859477
And Raw basically just has Charlotte and Sasha.
Black people were a mistake.
>>1859462
Get out of here rawtist
BASED FUCKING NIGRESS
If you just compare intros, I wonder who's winning?
>Rave nigress
here we go another botchfest womens match
>>1859462
>Exposing himself as a rawtist
The state of the rawtists
I like carmella desu
>>1859480
I miss Naomi sliding over the Connors cure sign
Here comes the neon nigger
someone's going have a fucking seizure with this intro
How much money do you think Naomi spent on all these outfits?
>>1859462
You need to go back.
SHOUT OUT TO SEINFELD
>>1859462
(You)
>>1859462
EWWWW
>Camera cuts away right as Naomi pokes out that big back porch
Ya man's and 'nem sum fags tbhfam
>Naomi stick out butt looks like about to start shaking it
>camera cuts away
Fuck you too Vince.
>>1859462
Lel
Girls named carmella are always so hot.
so its a white nigger vs a black chick appropriating european dance culture
>>1859462
Raw was a mistake
>>1859462
>>1859514
Tbhfamalam*
>>1859515
Does Vince Irish ancestry or something?
why does every nigger have to dance on wwe?
who the fuck is mcmahon pandering too?
>>1859509
Bout 3.50
>>1859522
>European
>dance
>culture
Team SmackDown
>BMAJ/BMJ/Ambrose/Orton/Ziggler
>Becky/Alexa/Nikki/Natalya/Naomi
>BatMB/AA/Uce/Hype/Breezango
Team Raw
>Seth/Roman/Owens/Jericho/Rusev
>Bayley/Sasha/Charlotte/Dana/Nia
>New Day/Zayn and Neville/Sheamus and Cesaro/Club/Golden Truth
SmackDown gonna sweep the fuck outta those matches, wow.
>>1859522
>muh cultural appropriation
Are you lost, little girl?
>>1859406
Why not?
I wanna cuddle with Alexa Bliss