Why have WWE chosen her?
Sasha Banks Botch thread
She works the smarks
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pls continue delivering delicious KEK
NEVER FORGET!
>>1858394
>nagger - and it helps that she's half jew
>snoop dogg - employ the bitch and they might be able to get him for a one-shot yearly
>Wrestles for the better part of 3 years.
>Nitpicked handful of botches.
>Create threads to bash female wrestlers just because they're female
Pathetic. You guys are the reason wrestling fans get such a bad rep.
>>1858468
I honestly fear for her life in this Hell in a Cell match. Bitch is gonna die!
do you guys think all 120 pounds of her can break the table after jumping off the top of the cell?
>mfw this entire thread
Holy sweet Jesus fuck I didn't realize her botching was this bad
The memes are real
Have sex
>>1858477
She's been a wrestler for six years.
>>1858477
And you are a numale femfag
>>1858477
Sasha IS shit, though. Most of the women in WWE are leagues above her.
The only reason she's been so successful is because faggots on the internet love her for being a nerdy anime chick, and she did a few good heel things back in NXT.
These hate threads crack me up.
If you met her in real life, you could kiss her rings and then get on your knees and lick her foot until your taste buds ran out, while he giggles on her phone.
>>1858477
People just feel its being forced down our throats rather than them being rewarded.
Lets not forget the divas revolution won the worst feud of 2015 so lets not pretend they are amazing
Shit. Shes gonna get her own episode of botchamania at this rate.
>>1858755
Yeah she been on it numerous times already
Shes like the equestrian Sin Cara
>>1858423
what the fuck was suppose to happen
>>1858784
I think just a back breaker on the top turnbuckle or a fallaway slam but Charles lost her footing and dropped horsey
>>1858740
Ok.
>>1858394
She targets well the smarks and neckbeards
>>1858407
Ouch
Why is she so durable?
>>1858835
Horse muscles and bones
>>1858394
based sasha working the anti-smarks
Like half of these are becky botches being blindly blamed on sasha
>>1858850
>Like half of these are becky botches
17 botches and Bex in 5
Not even close to half retard
>>1858443
terrible on the mic as well
>>1862024
She is so awful. The 5 second snippet of her in the My Career tutorial in 2k17 was enough to make me cringe. Bitch sounds like she genuinely struggles with english
>>1858394
Her constant botching is celebrated by the few smarks that acknowledge it because she's "giving it all" to put on a good match. Let's see if that makes them feel better when her neck snaps one day
>>1858394
Because modern "wrestling" fans hate women that don't look like they've got an extra chromosome. Also she's black-ish and black people love WWE these days.
>>1862092
Thats interesting so do people agree that WWE in general is now more popular among black/hispanic/minorities?
I'll give her credit where credit is due. She works her ass off and goes for the best match she can every single night. It might end up killing her but at least she's entertaining.
I just can't buy into her mic-work for a single second, though. I can't relate to her at all. She sounds scripted and stilted and like an asshole. Why is she face again?
>>1862073
lol I made that gif and another one where she jumps into a haystack. I can't stand the bitch. Glad to see someone made use of it. I think I should do one more
>>1862361
Yeah do more they are great. I also share your displeasure.
>>1858492
they'll make charlotte take the spot bumps, sasha is self-bumping.
>>1862073
>>1862361
>>1862530
>>1862345
>not a botch
the german suplexes are botched, she jumps too hard so her body lands downwards on the top of her shoulders, you
re supposed to land on the back of your shoulders.
landing like she did can cause compression and severe damage to the spine.
As to "how is she not paralyised yet?", a question a lot of people ask, and it's simply that she weighs about 3 ounces. If she had an actual woman sized body there would be far more stress on her back when she takes these bumps.
>>1862591
Kek
>>1862530
>>1858394
She appeals to nerds.
>>1863031
Nice keep em coming
>>1858837
Underrated
I think this monkey is sucking off triple h
>>1858446
Kek
>>1858477
Hi Mick!
>>1858498
You first Mick.
>>1862024
She gets major mush mouth.
>>1862345
Mick shouldn't you be filming another episode of Holey Foley?
>>1858394
She's better than the granny gook that all the nxt smarks fap over
>>1864629
Have sex.
>>1864629
this
Fuck off Mick
What is it about sashA+ that whips the fat neowooaspie smarks into such a frenzy lads? She is literally the female cena and punk put together in that regard, every single day multiple new threads pop up about her
>>1864944
Mild kek
Bit too autistic for my liking
>>1864974
Just red the threads and I guess your question will be answered
TLDR, Useless nigga
Sasha is a decent wrestler and has had a couple of really good matches, but she's not consistent, gets a bit sloppy, and her mic skills are garbage. She gets praise that I can't take seriously like Kurt Angle saying "she's the best female wrestler I've ever seen" without thinking he just doesn't watch much women wrestle. The hate is overblown, though.
>>1865692
the hate for the way she looks yeah. she isn't pretty but making fun of her appearance makes no one want to listen to you when you try to explain why she is shit to thirsty white knights.
the hate she gets for being garbage and shoved down our is throats is alright with me.
>>1865719
I agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrFDE2HSpFQ
why do these videos exist?
>>1865692
She isnt decent
>>1865692
>Sasha is a decent wrestler
shes really not, she botches a lot, is in a wrong spot to take bumps quite often than not.
> has had a couple of really good matches
indeed she has because her opponents helped a lot.
the rest is right on point
>The hate is overblown, though.
no its justified seeing as they are pushing her a shit ton and having her everywhere just because shes a bit black and "nerdy"
>>1858394
Literally over 75% of these 'botches' aren't them at all. You fucking idiots are fucking nit picking everything and pointing out shit that either someone fucked up, or trying so show that somehow when she flips after a German, it's a botch. You're trying too fucking hard at this point. I'm not even much of a fan of her, just pointing out your blind hatred.
>>1866716
Here comes the white Knight
>>1866721
No, just pointing out that while she oversells and picks some dangerous ass spots, that's not a fucking botch. Unless you're using the damn word without understanding what it actually means.
>>1866716
Ok settle down worked horse worshiper.
>>1866740
Prove me wrong neckbeard.
She's so shit, I don't know why the crowd are so behind her, she can't even string a sentence together and botches like crazy, not to mention she's ghetto as fuck.
>>1866638
WTF..
JUST A FUCKIN SICK ZOOPHILE SCUM FAP SEEING A HORSE.
AGGGG
>>1866747
That dude is literally the definition of cringe. Something pure about that though.
>>1858446
It's a masterpiece
>>1867538
>>1862605
She landed on the back of her shoulders in just about all of those suplexes
>>1867564
On my phone pham. Prism
>>1867567
One more cause I'm bored as fuck.
>>1867582
I lied
>>1858769
Underrated
>>1867598
>>1867636
Sorry I shit up your thread OP
>>1867639
Do this one.
>>1867639
And this one!
>>1858784
Fallaway slam I think, perhaps a modified sidewalk slam, it looked fucking atrocious though, really careless, she didnt even try to catch her
>>1858431
That one is on Dana for selling a nothing
>>1858468
She's flexible and pretty light, but also pretty lucky. she wont last 4-5 years the way she is going
>>1869000
>the state of horsetty cucks
>>1862345
>half char's fault
Fuck off she just wants to be her like her hero Eddie and be dead
>>1865692
>decent
No. Not even by a woman's standards
>>1858446
Based Charlotte
I want Vickie to call out horseface on using Eddie to get over.
Do fat smarks really believe they got a chance with her or Aj just because they pretent to be nerds?
How fucking patetic. Other female wrestler should also pretent to like anime and old internet memes.
>>1862591
Holy fuck I'm dying
OK, she's a shitty wrestler, but how's her foot game?
Because the thought of a big, thick woman being on top intimates them.
What the fuck. Bitches have a habbit landing on their asses but she lands on her neck and head.
She will be the next Benoit if that keeps up
>>1858394
>Black
>Woman
she's a SJW's wet dream
>>1869000
yet Sasha didn't commit to the kick/spot for what reason?
>>1869892
that's not nia jax
>>1858740
>while he
At least you acknowledge that thing isn't female.
>>1869892
charlotte is superior in every way. Apparently Sasha wants to be in the RR? The only woman I could even believe being in the RR is Charlotte. Nia isn't skilled enough, she's just big. Natalya is in the right shape, but her track record as of late is shit.
Sasha's literal stick arms would be the worst.
>>1870493
Sasha is 5'4 and 110lb (Ignore wiki it's wrong) how would it be believable and wouldnt some of the men take issue with this becasue she wouldnt take any punishment because they wont allow it in todays PG worls so how would it work. 20 mins of weak slaps and kicks.
I bet Dana.W and UFC would kek at that.
>>1868979
Got you pham
>>1868984
>>1871198
nice