Malformed Smarks General

>>1857315
>I'M A HUGGER, TOO

Christ lad at least make your cringe worthy signs legible

post BLWG

>>1857327
What's going on with his shorts? They're both to tight and to loose

I bet she's starting to regret the "im a hugger" gimmick shes gonna be forced to hug beta losers for the rest of her life.

>>1857338
>That girl with the prosthetic

;_;

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>these are the people who tell me to have sex, gain height, lose weight etc.

>>1857456
At least he has a kid you fucking asshole.

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>>1857445

>being so clueless that he doesn't realize he is one of the smarks the thread is roasting

>>1857463

NAMBLA is that way, son. /asp/ ain't the place for pushing your sick agenda.

>>1857320
Haha real funny buddy but that's the WWE Universal Champ you just posted

>>1857331
>>1857372
i kinda feel bad for bayley.

no amount of fame or money is worth having these things as fans. hell, more than half of them look like pedophiles.

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>>1857315

>>1857467
>>1857456
>>1857347
>>1857331
>>1857323
>>1857327
>>1857319
>>1857317
>>1857315
And you wonder why WWE is so fucked today. These are the fucking freaks who chant for womens ""wrestling""", cruiserweights, Daniel Bryan and boo Roman. Fucking walking breathing cancerous faggots.

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>>1857535
>waaaaahh why isn't muh Roman over?

>>1857550
Thats what u got out of all of dat? Just proving my point you fat faggot

>>1857555
Enough to get you bum-rumbled wasn't it?

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So how can Vince get rid of the nerdy SJW smarks that are killing WWE?

I say he makes Raw 18+ and brings back blood, mastodons and bra/panties matches

>>1857550
>I'm still mad at Roman because he main evented.

>>1857570
>implying anybody's mad at that comedy shitter

>>1857567
But literally every indy promotion has more blood than WWE.

(and the main ones have better mastodons too)

>>1857550
You need a different gif of someone beating Roman because Balor's just as boring and just as pushed.
Dean would be better because he kills Roman in house shows despite being half as pushed.

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>smark fags cruising for an orton.jpg

>>1857576
Ok

>>1857630
He could have stabbed Seth 30 times if he wanted too. Wwe security is a joke

>>1857639

>white dreads
>STONED2DAMAX face
>a legit 5'6

Nah m8 even pencil-dicked pussy Rollins could have had him.

>>1857644
Fuck these people

most of these individuals seem relatively young but with thinning or bald hair what is the correlation

>>1857687
Low testosterone

>>1857687
amerifat genes

>>1857687
Lack of a proper diet.

>thread designed to make fun of 'smarks'
>filled to the brim with pics of fat ugly stamford wives in their XXXXL WWE t-shirts

I'm struggling to see the difference between these bloated cucks and the average /asp/ poster.

>>1857893
seething

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>>1857893

>PWG schmoes eye-fucking Cage during a bizarre pro-wrestling themed ritual
>They want the BWC

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>>1857893

>pedofaced PWG fan seen in a state of ecstacy after discovering the state of California has made gender neutral toilets mandatory

>>1857903

There's one fat guy in this picture. That's about as close as you're gonna get here. Most of them just look like they're middle aged dudes. They all clearly have good taste if they're clapping for the FUCKING MACHINE. That's a pretty far cry from the women's wrestling marks who got worked into thinking the 'women's revolution' was actually real and spent way too much money buying crappy Bayley merch.

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>>1857893

>PWG was recently proud to present the first mix race gay couple to ever attend a wrestling show. Both are seen crying after right-wing hate groups conspired have their three year old adopted Russian son by child protection services

>>1857338
>Ces, I'm already a demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdRiDFVtJ0

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>These are the people posting in the becky general

>>1857687
Low testosterone, and I am not making a joke. This the literal nu-male. It doesn't have to do with political alignment, it's an actual medical condition.

I'd bet a dollar most of these guys were given risperidone as kids.

>>1857965
I post in the Becky general and I am unkempt neckbeard with long hair. And I don't wear glasses.

I don't have a Lass Kicker shirt and I would probably not wear one. It would just be weird.

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Pic related is Bayley. Her real life personality is an edgemaster pothead and I'm sure she calls all her fans niggers, retards, and shitheads while getting the BBC.

>>1857970

Hair loss is correlated with high testosterone though. A lot of these guys just lost the genetic lottery.

>>1857970
Baldness is caused by HIGH testosterone dummy.

>>1857622
>Tucks in t-shirt.

>>1857639
>Ratings go up.

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>>1857980

>>1857993
>>1857989

At the basic level this is true. But low test indicates overall poor health and that leads to losing your hair as early as your late 20s. Some of these guys may have had very full and thick hair as teens, and then nearly lose it all by 30.

>>1857456
[spoiler]his wife's son[/spoiler]

>>1857567
>So how can Vince get rid of the nerdy SJW smarks that are killing WWE?

These guys have always been around. They are a mainstay of professional wrestling.

Shawn Michaels (and Razor Ramon) used to bring in a lot of weirdos. 1995 was a weird year for WWE.

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>>1857315
>CAN I GET ONE?
Sure, no problem, buddy.

This thread will be a draw.

Has someone posted the pinhead who always tweets "too sweet"?

>>1858008
much older

>>1858056

Post pic with blurred face.

>>1857996
>Tucks in shirt
It's what people who are in shape do to show off their body shape you fat fucking virgin.

>>1858133
See
>>1857622

>in shape

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Do past smarks count?

>>1857987
That was such a good film even though it got panned by that cuck critic ebert

>>1857524
she brought it on herself you have a gimmick about hugging people dont be surprised when a load of fat virgins who have never felt the touch of a women in their entire life, buy your t shirt and queue up for hours to try and get one hug and maybe cup a feel with there big fat clamy hands

>>1857989
>>1857993
Low test can cause it too

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>>1857467
>that filename

>>1857530
Fucking hell.

>>1857567
>his tattoo says "angry grandpa"

>>1857687
>Low test
>Shit genes
>bad diet
>little to no sunlight or exercise


Take your pick anon, these are truly unhealthy people. Probably why they gravitate towards the escapism of wrestling, anime and video games.

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>>1857315
>Malformed Smarks General
>Not posting the OG

>>1857535
Same.

>>1857550
Roman's theme is so cheesy, I mark out ironically but he's so boring.

>>1858133
Randy's shirt isn't tucked in, it's just tight and cuts off right at his waist. The fatass in the purple has his shirt tucked in.

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>>1858542

>>1858522
Thin and balding hair is actually a sign of high testosterone
Read a book you stupid bag of shit

>>1858522
>>1857721
That's odd because I always heard balding was correlated with high test.

>>1857622
i love how randy looks annoyed here

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Name this stable

>>1858808
I seriously don't understand how these guys don't notice the wrestlers look miserable as fuck taking pictures with them

So don't post it online, because you look like a loser

Why is this difficult for people to grasp

>>1858840
It is difficult to perceive human emotions if you have autism but this might be a shopp

>>1858808
the four horseman

>>1857622
I wonder how was it for Orton to not go into full retard mode and start throwing things around while yelling at that kid and whatever that fuck that is with the shirt tucked in

>>1858542
That has to be a shop.
No one can be that fucked

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>>1857338