Commentary calls that are permanently burned into your brain

>OH MY

>he/she calls it the

baaaaack body drop
What a maneuver

>Mankind ducked, kick to the mid section, DDT on the STEEL STAIRS!

Joey Styles is a piece of shit white christian conservative

THE STREAK... IS OVER...

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>It's like a celibate priest, you don't have such a thing

What did he mean by that?

>>1857588
Jbl is the worst commentator ever

>>1857299
>HE'S PUTTING THOSE EDUCATED FEET TO GOOD USE
>THAT DIDN'T LAND FLUSH BUT IT DID CONNECT
>HE'LL BE FEELING THAT ONE IN THE MORNING

............wow............
-Byron Saxton

>>1857597
Shut up Byron

EL DIOS MIO
How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder? That's what I wanna know

JEFF HARVEY

BALLGAME!!!

How much does this guy weigh?

HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY

STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!

Based JR.

>>1857709
>JR's barbecue filled screams of STONE COLD while the screech coming from King's mouth go WHAT?

Best

>JAMAKIN' ME CRAZY
>JEFF HARVEY

>Business is about to pick up

>>1857588
I love it maggle

>>1857723
based Tajiri

>>1857634
There's some nerd out there on the Internet saying they learn to fall

>BATISTA IS...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZpdWGJRd4E

>>1857766
What do you think taking a bump is, lad?

>>1857373
>>/wooo/

Its Christian

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>BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON!!!!!

worst call in wrestling history, Heenan should have been fired on the spot.

>>1857778
I was quoting JR ya pleb.

>O-OH MY GOD, VINCE, VINCE, JERRY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK, HE'S MUTTERING ABOUT FILLING OUT THE MEMPHISDOME, VINCE, PLEASE, HELP ME, KANE, KANE PLEASE, JERRY'S DYING, JERRY, JERRY, JERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1857841
Classic Cole, not sure why he did that yesterday, though.

>>1857841
Why did I read this in George Costanza's voice?

>>1857615
He's just having fun maggle

>TORPEDO SUICIDOO

>MAMA MIA!

because he says it every fucking match.

>did you HEAR that?

no, i'm deaf.

>OHHH MY!

>IT'S ... christian

>WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYIN' USO

>>1857597
He can't be the worst one when Faggot Josh is still around

MILK O MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!!

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>THIS IS A MARK OUT MOMENT! I'M MARKING OUT BRO!

>>1857838
Heenan fucked up loads like that. What's the point in a surprise if he spoils it before it happens.

>HUUUUUURRICANRANA!!!

>THE KATA-HA-JIME!!!!

>>1857299
>CAN IT BE?
>IT IS HIM!
>OH WHAT DOES THAT HOTHEAD WANT? (JBL)

>>1857660
>>1857715
Jeff Harvey wasn't a commentary call, ya mongs.

>KINSHASAAAAAAA
Poor Corey, he really tries, but it's just not the same.

>IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF HIGH FOR EDDIE GUERRERO

I don't know whether that's insulting or clever

>the methodical, physical dissection of the lower anatomy by dr. bret hart on the patient stone cold steve austin

>>1857284
Dick thing to say from Joey Styles.

> Hur but he sold out
Well when you work for someone and they're not paying you, you have every right to fuck off somewhere else.

>>1858236
Did Styles ever elaborate on that? I've heard both that he just got carried away on his role as "The ECW Commentator Guy" and shat too hard on the guy and that he legit wanted Awesome to eat shit and die.

>BAH GAWD HE KILLED
>WITH GAWD AS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

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>>1858241

It was kayfabe dick announcer because their feud was public.

>RAYMEMBER, OVER HERE IN JAYPAN YOU CAYNT STRIKE WITH A CLOSED FIST
15 times a week every week on njpw

>He's got a bycycle!
>There's a lady in the men's bathroom

>>1858236
It was a pretty cunty line but it wouldn't be a big deal had Awesome not offed himself

THAT'S GOTTA.... THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

WOW

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>>1857284
>Kick to the mid section
>W-W-WAIT A MINUTE!?
>IT'S THE VIGILANTE
>THE VIGILANTE STING

>BALLGAME!