seething edition
>>1854734
First for SmA+ckdown
Damn close to a botch
>goldberg is back
Scampoli is gonna be pissed
I miss Tyson Kidd.
Is Sheamus one of us?
KEVIN OWENS IS A FUCKING FAT MIDGET SLOB, HOW THE FUCK IS HE CHAMPION
>>1854745
who?
DONDE ESTAN MIS /SMACK/HERMANOS?
>sheamus literally browsing /asp/ on live tv
sup shaymoose
>the state of this show already trying to use le womyn to get roman cheered
>Jerigoat STILL isn't champ
Fucking liars Based Sheamus isn't on Facebook he's shitposting on /asp/
>>1854759
Behindo the wallo
>>1854761
post some qt traps for him
>Goldberg
>>1854763
>that sasha banks face on the rawtist shirt
B A S E D
EVEN SMA+CK OC IS BETTER THAN RAW'S
i hate cigs but the ITS A REVOLUTION commercials are literal autism
>>1854757
because he's a fucking fat midget slob with talent.
>Shaemus is shitposting in this thread RIGHT NOW
Madman.
did cole just say this match was between kofi and sheamus?
because cesaro is wrestling kofi right now
>>1854774
Hi, Kevin!
>>1854763
that dick is weirdly high
>>1854777
No he said it was a kofi cesaro match.
>too stupid to follow a wrestling shot
just kys
poster below this is sheamus, ask him something
>>1854773
At least they knocked it off this that meme shit. Literally fucking painful
>Goldberg comes back
>gets buried by Haitch
>gets injured by Rollins and forced to retire
>>1854756
>>1854785
Why do you wear the hair?
>>1854787
Good. Fuck Goysperg
>>1854787
>thhen puts womens wrestling over
>>1854776
>#notwatchingcesaro
You and Vince too, Sheamboy.
does anyone have a stream? haven't watched since 2014
>>1854785
Bayley, Sasha, Dana.
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
>>1854779
Who is the girl holding her top that just fell off over in the Smackdown side and when the fuck did that happen?
Hey Sheamus, since creatives shit and you don't have anything better to do.
Pitch Bray finishing the undertakers career and taking his hat and urn, then slowly getting possessed by the undertaker and going full liquid ocelot over the course of the next year.
it'll be more over then Roman ever could be.
BOTCH
>>1854796
wwe.com/network
Don't watch. Raw is tripe
>>1854799
Fuck and marry Dana, kill Sasha and Bayley
>>1854802
Get worked
at this point I can hardly even bring myself to hate new day for being black
>>1854799
Kill them all
Did Lana get a boobjob?
>>1854783
ah, never mind then
that match was terrible
>>1854800
Eva Marie about a month or 2 back
>>1854800
Eva Marie on a Smackdown episode
>>1854799
Kill Sasha, Marry bayley and fuck Dana
>>1854787
Then comes back every October to be the spokesperson for Susan G. Komen.
>Breast Cancer... YOU'RE NEXT!
>>1854813
yeah a couple weeks before wrestlemania
raw is such a fucking joke
>>1854799
Fuck Dana, Kill Sasha, Mary Bayley
>Mixed tag match
For the love of christ man.
>mixed tag match
is it me or is new day in a slow heel turn
Can someone explain why they paired Rusev and Charlotte together? Didn't she just drop kick him out the ring ?
>so desperate to get Romanetty over you pair him with Sasha
Kek Lowman Reigns on suicide watch
Mix Match?
Not Two one One Handicap """""""Women"""""""" V Based Ruru
I guess Smackdown is number 1
>Roman & Sasha vs Charlotte and Rusev
how fucking boring
pesbook.com/WWESheamus/videos/vb.139548194814/10155643928799815/?type=3&theater
Shaemus shitposting in action
>mixed tag
HOLY FUCK FUCK OFF FOLEY YOU CREEP
>>1854809
That was definitely a botch you autist. What color fedora are you currently wearing?
>raw sucks
did u guys get the memo that this is the tune out segment of the show? put football on or put some music on and shit post
>mixed tag match
Smackdown wins again
>>1854828
Because fuck logic
they are literally running out of schemed to get roman cheered
next they'll have him save a drowning kid in real life or something
this is absolutely the worst possible way to do a goldberg reveal. why are they getting the commentators to talk about it? just have his music hit and let him walk out.
So they are using the "womens revolution" to try to get roman over
lol
>inter-gender match
Mixed tag main event, 4 people no one likes fuck that 3rd hour rating is gonna suffer this week.
BASED ROMAN TO SPEAR THE WIMMINZ
THE STATE OF RAW
Why not Roman and Rusev vs Sasha and Charlotte?
>>1854829
its blow men gays
>mfw Raw almost got HarpGOAT but was cucked at the last second
At least y'all got Braun but not even he can save this show
friendly reminder that lana can actually wrestle and should work the match instead of charlotte
>>1854827
Slowest heel turn of all time, they haven't won their last 3 Title defenses clean yet they're still faces
>>1854833
>believing Foley actually books the matches
Have sex kid
>>1854835
Who's playing today?
>mixed tag
This is the main event, isn't it?
>>1854828
>>1854841
They've been doing this shit since the Batista return
>>1854843
What?
inter gender would mean male vs male you stupid fuck
jamies and cam 1v1
State of Fat lad Champ when the US and womens title are the main event and ur nowhere to be seen.
>>1854855
He has been a super-huge (weirdly so) proponent of divashit. I'd buy that he tries to assert creative input backstage and generally involves himself with that process to force this type of shit.
>>1854858
yes
record low third hour coming, whos gonna watch that shit.
>>1854841
Surprise returns don't make people tune in
>Mixed tag-match
>Team a dude with the chick who dropkicked him out of the ring
mfw
KEK women ""wrestlers"" needed Roman to save them
>>1854841
THIS
>>1854858
Paul is the main event
>>1854868
Still falls on Vince though. But I don't deny Foleys creepy ways
>>1854870
They'll put the Y2J segment in the final hour just to bump the ratings up a bit
Seamus makes me giggle every time. He's decent in ring for sure but I always find him entertaining, even after he fucked with Ryder/Rusev his smile at the end was too much.
>>1854858
Botcha skanks is the only shitty thing in that match
>>1854854
yeah, I'll be pretty happy to see them turn again
goldberg vs aj styles is a dream match
Fukk this im off to play the new version of Showdown 64 World Tour.
You already beat him Goldberg!
Fight BRAUN!!!!
>>1854861
No. I'm right. You're wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intergender_wrestling
Does anyone even remember how trash that Goldberg vs Lesnar match was? Only highlight was when Austin beat them both with a chair after the match.
It's so obvious Goldberg is returning now
KIKE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss the times we only got one
>women's segment
I can't go piss this often
>ANOTER WOMEN """""""""""""""""""WRESTLING""""""""""""""""
JESUS CHRIST END THIS GARBAGE
BAYLEY SQUASH!
why was goldberg vs brock bad again
>more womens wrestling
>not "It's Bayley"
apparently bailey has huge tits
sheneeds to show those off wtf
>>1854891
No he didn't he just stunnered them
LITERALLY MRS. POTATO HEAD
bailey's got a little gut sticking out
I'm into it
>womyn in the main event AGAIN
>Jobbers
RAWTISTS WILL DEFEND THIS
>>1854898
Match was okay after waitng forever for them to lock up
>>1854896
kek
RAW is literally wimminz rasslin
Fucking Divashit this feels like the kiddy shit from 94/95
>it's a jobber episode
>there are adult males that are fans of bayley
How does this even happen?
This is so embarrassing I am literally going to kill myself. I can't believe le smarks actually pretend to enjoy this garbage just because they think liking bad things makes you progressive and refined.
>>1854903
Oh right. Still the only good part.
Who's this jobber and why did she get an entrance?
>>1854891
they were boo'd outta the building.
fuck goldberg, but i guess it would be exciting for his return bc the state of wwe is soo fucking boring as of late
we talking about foreheads?
>>1854898
it wasn't. the crowd shit on it so smarks watching thought it was bad because they are sheep, not knowing the crowd shit on it because both guys were leaving and not that the match was bad.
Bayley cucked to a jobber LMAO
>>1854891
It was twenty minutes of them circling each other before hitting their signatures
Perhaps the most disappointing match in wrestling history
I would rather watch women's """""""""wrestling""""""""""""
Why do they keep having bayley beat on jobbers?
>>1854905
Fupa yummy
why dont they just make bayley the champ
Im cringing. You wonder why WWE is in the damn shape its in today; its because of bullshit like this
>>1854896
No she doesn't.
>Women's jobber match
Why is Raw still doing jobber matches? It was fine for the first month or so but now it's getting boring as fuck
Literally a waste of time for everyone involved
>Bailey getting local jobber matches now
FFS JUST HIRE MORE PEOPLE.
Does anybody remember that time a few years back when the Rock's music just randomly hit during a Rusev promo on Raw and he came out. It was completely unannounced and an amazing surprise. Thats the aspect I miss the most. Nothing has been a surprise for years now.
>>1854914
Low testosterone and no strong father figure in their life
Oh look, it's the 20 yr old pretending to be a 12 year old with nothing to her character, and she's facing, the amazing, the legend, LITERALLY WHO
LET'S GO JOBBER
>>1854914
I'm a fan of her ass but that's about it really.
What's the point of having Bayley do jobber matches? Will she feud with Nia?
this is embarassing
botching vs jobbers
RAW
IS
JOBBERS
>>1854916
True true
>>1854892
oh yea. the fact that he said on espn that he beat lesnar, and wwe didnt edit it out was the clear give away.
cena and hhh arent even allowed to say that shit
>>1854920
Begging you to actually watch the match
Neither of them gave a shit
Bayley is so fucking cringe, she's meant for toddlers. Done with this shit company
>jobber is better than Sasha
This is literally the definition of a piss break match
>giving Bayley a squash match
https://youtu.be/NwF5O7uOm18?t=34s
>mfw the state of this show
Alright im done with this shitshow. See ya guys next week.
>>1854939
there is literally only nia and fox on the roster for her to work with
>>1854946
that 4head game doe
>>1854945
see ya tomorrow
I love my precious Baileyfu so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If she told me to die, I would lie down in my grave without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my precious Baileyfu
That bayley fan in the frontrow looks like a pedo
>>1854914
>getting pinned by a belly to belly
>>1854918
In fairness, they were booed out of the building before the match even began.
It wasn't because it was terrible, though it was, it was because every single person in attendance knew they were both leaving WWE after the match and nobody gave a fuck.
did bayley get her tooth knocked out
>women can't even do a dead simply, one minute squash match without botching
Holy fucking shit, literally kill me.
>beating a literal caw with a belly to belly
>at least 3 womens segments tonight and we're only 40 minutes in
Holy shit
Great match
Cait wait to see bayley rek another jobber next week
>>1854920
Did you even watch?
>>1854934
true
bailey needs a new finisher
>>1854951
Just move Every non Sasha/Charlotte womyn on Raw to Smackdown
bayleys offense is botching
BASED DANA
END THIS CRINGEFEST
>Big win for Bayley
What did he mean by this?
DANA
A
N
A
Does anyone actually think that these jobber matches work? I really don't see the benefit.
Based Dana
This jobber is high test, someone get me her instagram
>>1854957
Any adult that is a Bayley fan is essentially a pedo.
Fuck, it hasn't even been an hour yet?
>>1854948
Lost my shit when I saw the jobber. Glad I had a pizza in the oven so I missed the rest of it.
>Dana
That's why. Another waste of wrestling time.
>>1854959
pretty much
Is raw even trying?
>>1854954
The RAM edit is better than the Smackdown edit.
JUST
The fuck is this shit...
>>1854986
DELETE THIS
>>1854978
THIS
>they turn off all the tube men
kek'd
>>1854986
>tfw first hour not even over yet
>>1854986
Don't need to try to beat cuckdown in ratings every week
Do you think dana regrets getting plastic surgery? Her face is so fucked up
>>1854965
This crap is unbearable turned my tv to the MNF game will tune in for Heyman, Kendrick and JeriKO segments but, that's it I am done with HHH's vision of WWE
>dana
>>1854959
Bailey has a pretty nice ass
Post yfw Based Strowman comes out and kills Mick
You can tell when someone sucks when the heel commentator isn't allowed to say anything negative about them.
>>1854976
They work if they go somewhere but WWE tends to think 2-3 months of jobber matches for people isn't enough.
>>1854993
spicy and full-bodied
>>1854926
It's ok. Soon Raw will sink into oblivion, and Based Smackdown will save us, with Based Zigzag, Based Miz, Based AJ, Based BMJ, Based Heath, and Based Rhyno.
Jericho can come over to the Based side before Raw self-destructs. Everyone else will go down with the ship.
imagine taking an RKO on the announce table, and it doesnt break. fuck that must suck so much
Dana looking properly thick
>>1854993
Goddamit not this guy again
MICK KEKLEY WILL MAKE THE WIMMINZ HIAC THE MAIN EVENT J U S T
>>1854997
>I am done
>will tune in for Heyman, Kendrick and JeriKO segments
See ya next week
>>1854997
HHH literally has nothing to do with this shit, but keep giving him credit I'm sure he loves it
>>1854995
SMACKDOWNIE BTFO
EBIN
>>1855008
Not even Rawtists could defend that
Dana didn't look half bad this week
>>1855010
HHH and Steph are in charge of Raw
Vince is in charge of Smackdown and oversees Raw
How many segments do we need devoted to womens tonight jesus christ
>Be Rusev
>Just married your beautiful wife.
>WWE states a brand split.
>Things are looking up. I'm on raw and our roster's been cut. Maybe I can get a better spot. Who knows, maybe even win the main title.
>Now he has no title and has to main event in an intergender match.
>Rusev's face when.
>>1855016
>Vinnie Mac BTFO of his offspring
Based
>lost all my Dana .webms
Someone pls post Dana webms
where is sin cara? the biggest draw on raw
>>1855017
t. Misogynist
>tmw tarzan commercial has more wrestling than RAW
>>1855017
All of them, ciscum
you know what to do
YES, TIME TO DRINK IT IN LADS
>>1855010
>HHH literally has nothing to do with this shit
You do realize he's the one pushing these indie manlets and """""""""" womens""""""""" """""" wrestling'''''''''' right?
>>1855016
Got a source for that? Or just pulling it from ya ass again?
>>1855016
You have a source for that claim? And I mean one from a legitimate article not some dirtsheet rumor on a bogus wrestling forum.
>R-Truth just hanging in the background
>>1855028
Nice abs
Based Y2J
>wwe cant even get decent candy product placements
Holy fuck Sandow got ripped
missed that jericho segment what happened
He's hust forcing the stupid idiot thing at this point
rey mystero back?
>sin cara
How many episodes of RAW have there been without squash matches since the brand split?
>tfw Nese and Gulak jobbing
ITS NOT FAIR
>not kendrick
state of RAM
>Mick Foley NEXT
>Actually fuck that, flippy manlets first
The state of RAW
wait I'm confused
which side is the jobbers in this match?
Mexi jobber night now.. .raw really
BASED SIN CARA
>>1855045
You just made the list
GET READY FOR BOTCHES
>2 women's segments already
>at least 2 more confirmed to come
HAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GUYS THE LUCHA DRAGONS ARE BACK TOGETHER
>>1855045
>jericho forcing a catch phrase
because hes never done that before, right?
Rawtists will defend this.
>>1855017
>ref forcing them to shake hands
Is this ROH now?
>Sin Cara called up before Neville
>actual decent wrestlers are going to job out to him and some other borderflipper
LOL SIN CARA MEXIKEKED WITH THE NEAREST LUCHABORE
>>1855060
At this rate I'd take Becketty over this shit.
>Still no Calisto in Cruiserweight Division
based sin cara
BASED HUNICO 4-0 TO SAVE THIS MEME DIVISON
>Puerto Rican luchador
Neat
Why change the fucking ropes? That is so fucking dumb.This ain't a separate show. It just makes people think these guys arent on the same level as the other guys on raw. So stupid
HOW MUCH DOES SIN CARA WEIGH?
>Only give Y2J, the best part of your roster, 2 minutes of screen time for a fucking candy advertisement
The state of fucking raw
Which one of them pissed off Hunico at Catering?
>>1855073
He's in the A show
>>1855066
Record Corrected tm
I said it last week but I'm gonna say it again
Nese and Neville would make a fuckin sweet tag team
>>1855068
Didn't you hear? There's talks of WWE buying them too.
So who's playing Sin Cara this time?
lel sin cara is like double the size of these manlets
What's the point of a CW division if everyone wrestles the same?
who are any of these people?
like I know who they are because I follow this shit but why are they fighting? why are they tag-teaming? what are they fighting over? why would the average wrestling watcher care even a little bit?
>>1855069
Lince is puerto rican you moron
Why does TNA have incredible X division matches on TV but WWE has boring as fuck cruiserweight matches. TNA just had a trios tag team match and it as fucking awesome and not boring like this shit
>>1855083
Based Big Guy
>>1854961
very true.
it's still exciting watching how everyone all reacts to it all.
>>1855089
Mark Henry
>>1855098
gotta wrestle that WWE style
>>1855066
Delete your account.
>>1855089
Still Hunico. Look at the tattoo.
Sin Cara going beast mode on these gringos
Sin Cara looks like a giant in there
>sin cara doing the power bomb 10x easier than roman
kek
>>1855083
if ryback hadnt done that he would have been an asshole and a hack.
that punk beating really effected him, thats one good think punk did was make ryback think more about the safety of others.
>>1855094
that makes sense because the "match' he was just involved in was more boring than a primo and epico promo
>rawtists
>>1855105
that the lawnmower mexican?
>>1855093
They're indy wrestlers who have paid their dues in different promotions. They're doing their best, they love to have fun, and they are happy to be there.
Any more questions?
>>1855093
i watch every week and i could barely tell you. no interest or care rly. flippy shit tho, kinda fun
gulak is a literal caw
>>1855098
Cause gotta make dat $9.99.
Plus, a lot of these guys ain't flippy shit. I WAS PROMISED FLIPPY SHIT!
>>1854770
18+
>>1855103
>>1855086
>indie faggot cruiserweight cuck getting up RIGHT after the 3 count
the memes were true
these indie faggots do not know how to fucking sell. theyre trained not to. jesus christ. im mad. indie faggots. FUCK YOU INDIE FAGGOTS
>>1855103
>this is the next president of the free world
Top kek
>>1855103
i recognize that face
>>1855124
Begging you to settle your tea kettles
>>1854861
>Being this retarded
>>1855123
You have no power here
>>1854986
They didn't have Ziggler win title so they're automatically a step ahead
>>1855103
She looks so jewey there...
>>1855083
Botchlisto
>>1855114
I care about indie guys getting time and I understand that they're happy to be there
but like, can they introduce them first? so people other than smarks get why the matches are cool and not completely stakes-less?
>>1855165
I was being sarcastic.
WWE doesn't give a shit about them, nor should you.
>>1855123
Oh, anon, this is sad.
>>1855123