Baron Corbin vs Jack Swagger
Hype Bros and American Alpha vs the Ascension and Vaudevillains
WWE Championship
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose vs John Cena
Smackdown Tag Titles
Slyno vs The Usos
Smackdown Womyn's Title
Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss
Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
Thicci Bella vs Carmella
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Big Match Michael "The Miz" Mizanin vs Dolph Ziggler
Official wwe discord
https://discord.gg/B2Gcn
The women's title match is Bliss vs Nikki vs Carmella
>>1849052
It should also be the Second Presidential Debate Gamethread.
>>1849096
>caring about who gets to be the president of the united states of americetty
>IC title main event
>Wwe title lower card
Does wwe even?
>>1849110
>putting the WWE Title early because the debates are on
Smart move.
Pre show starts in 4 mins
>it's a Renee won't take her shirt off episode
>>1849115
This, get the WWE Championship and the Tag Championships out first in the first hour. Then put the Intercontinental Championship for the last 30 minutes of the show as the debate will be done by then. There all the matches that matters is covered. If the Women's Championship really isn't happening then WWE should do this. If the Women's Championship really is happening then put it in the last 30 minutes as well since the IC title might not go over 15 minutes anyway.
Why does Renee already look drunk?
>>1849177
Dean pushing his drinking problem on his girl, the bastard.
randy ortons loses when luke harper returns and costs him the match
>>1849172
>IC title might not go over 15 minutes
The Cleveland boys are going at least 25 minutes for Dolph's sendoff.
I just bought a big ass 60" 4k tv and this shit looks beautifulm, even if the network isn't on 4k
holy shit renee looks terrible tonight
Who else here will stop watching after the WWE Championship match to watch the debate and come back for IC title match?
>>1849182
Hence, I said might. It could go over.
who /a/ here?
All boards report!
/asp/ here obviously.
>>1849187
Yeah? Well Chris Benoit MIGHT come back tonight too.
>>1849188
Here!
>>1849190
I actually had a dream where this happened, marked out hard.
>>1849052
fucking kill yourself tripfaggot
>WWE Network now advertises that you can now watch EVERY SINGLE moment, elbow, rock bottom, eyebrow...LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING involving The Rock when you sign up.
>Still no Rock vs Beniot @Fully-Loaded in 2000.
>>1849189
/his/ reporting in!
>>1849187
It will go a little something like this.
>Ziggler and Miz standing opposite corners, with Miz slightly bent over looking over at Ziggler
>Ziggler mouths the words "I'm sorry, I love you."
>Superkicks himself
>1... 2... 3!
>Screen fades with Miz holding the IC belt smiling at the camera
>>1849189
/Pol/ standing by
>>1849197
It's not there? Almost all Beniot matches are there you just have to look for them within the show because they aren't tagged.
Who is the Janetty here?
>>1849188
>>1849185
I don't live in a basement and can afford a television and cable to watch both.
>misusing and letting walk one of the last truly exciting wrestlers to watch
Welp. At least we've still got Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, Baron Corbin, Sheamus, and all those guys. They're fun to watch, right?
Right?
>>1849189
/pol/ here
>dolph better learn to speak Spanish
What was meant by that
Renee hitting it right now with her the crack addict lips.
>Kurt Hawkins on the preshow
>with no build up
Just bury him now
Has he really still got that fucking cane?
FACE THE FACTS
This is really autistic
>replacing Curts already great theme
cant wait for Based Main Event Miz to end Ziggler's career tonight
>BASED BIG PRESHOW CURT HAWKINS
FACTS: FACED
>>1849214
oh shit Dolph confirmed for LU
finally
FACE DEM FACTS!
>>1849189
/s4s/ here
>HAWKINS FEARS GRIM
hahahaha
>San Francisco
was that intentional
BASED CURT HAWKINS
What the hell are they thinking giving Curt Hawkins all this build up and giving him mic time. This is embarrassing.
SCOTT STEINER!
Scott Steiner confirmed
Fuck I thought Steiner was coming out
wtf is going on?
OH SHIT IT'S SCOTT STEINER
>>1849232
He seems like a heel so I imagine so
> No Scott Steiner either
>Those Sirens
Fuck Factman worked me good
>Siren Noise
>No Big Poppa Pump come out
Such a letdown
We all got worked
The fuck was that, what is this, is this fever dream?
BIG POPPA CURT
>>1849241
I hope it was
FUCK YOU WWE I THOUGHT IT WAS BIG PAPPA PUMP
4 minutes of him and I cant stand the fucking guy and his puns.
>>1849189
/vg/ here
>No Scott Steiner
>No Cesaro
What a fucking waste of time.
>>1849052
>womyn
Are you autistic? Why do you spell it like this?
>>1849244
I kinda started makring, ive been watching old raws and just got to where he debuted in 2002
what time does this end
Based Hawkins already working the marks
>BECKY HAS CANCER
>random sirens
>random fireworks
>all over the place promo
WTF I FUCKING LOVE CURT HAWKINS HOLY SHIT
muh dick
i want to impregnate bliss
>medical condition unrelated in any in-ring activity
Becky's got AIDS
>clown college
Beck(cuck)y
BTFO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why does everything about this feel so cheap
how dare you working me with those sirens you fucking fag
Im now officially a Hawkins mark
Who /facingfacts/ here
>>1849266
Felt like the set up to a bang bros scene
Becketty got caught doping
>yfw Becky is pregnant
No Becky, injury official. No title match.
>>1849265
Lose weight waifuist
>PRESHOW CHANTS of "Lets go Cena" "Cena Sucks"
Remind me again who runs this company?
>Orton not in Backlash
>Becky not in No Mercy
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
>Bliss gets the title in Scotland
Sweet.
Are they piping up crowd noise when Lita talks to cover how drunk she sounds?
>>1849276
The Big Dog Roman Reigns
>mfw Alexa vs Eva Marie
>>1849277
>Trying this hard to make people thing Raw is better
STATE OF RAWTISTS
>>1849281
>>1849281
>it's another no show by eva marie
I hate when you put a bet on WWE and someone gets injured and you still lose your bet money even though it's invalid
>Alexa won't ever strangle you with her legs whilst the women's championship is around her waist
>Tfw
>>1849278
how?
>>1849282
>I'd like to thank the WWE universe for giving us this attitude of we don't give a damn no more attitude
what did he mean by this
>>1849281
>>1849279
How can anyone stand the preshow segments with her slurring, kings leching and bookers fake enthusiasm
>>1849293
Stop posting Domino Presey and post some rare Eva Marie
So who is Bliss facing tonight?
>Naomi
>Natalya
>Eva Marie
>Joining the Carmella vs. Nikki match
>based 2 time women's champ Maryse
>>1849281
>>1849298
Thicc queen Nia Jax
>>1849277
>>Becky not in No Mercy
>Becky missing a PPV
Based Smackdown
>>1849297
presley
>>1849298
naomi.
veteran and face
>>1849285
>betting on women's """"""wrestling""""""
>>1849288
D Bry just said she'd get her title match in Glasgow, Scotland on Nov 8th.
> 151 participants
One for every gen 1 Pokemon.
>Becketty marks actually exist
She's literally cringe incarnate
>>1849300
She's Raw, senpai.
I named the whole Smackdown women's roster.
>>1849309
KYS POKEFAG
>>1849278
Is Scotland home crowd enough to guarantee Becky will win?
God Lawler is such a good fucking heel. Him and Booker T are the only bearable people on the preshow panel.
>>1849309
>Only three votes for Deano
State of this man.
>>1849310
I like Becky. But dude.. So disappointed that i don't get to see my queen take the belt
>>1849189
/x/ is here
>>1849309
>all these Zigglefags
kek
>>1849309
>those names
top kek
>>1849189
/m/ ready for disappointment
WCPW is so much better than this
>>1849309
>people voted for Dolph Ziggler
And of course the overall views of /asp/ tonight. Suprisingly more split than I thought.
>Elimination Chamber is back
Which show owns this ppv? I hope smackdown has it.
>>1849317
Ireland is close
Cant believe the last time there was a PPV where the main event didn't include Shieldettys or Bork was at Extreme Rules on May 4, 2014
>>1849306
picking every win of the night net's £23k, so who cares if it's womens wrestling or not
STREAM WHERE
Who /deplorable/ here?
>>1849333
Usos are going over
I know this to be true
>>1849189
>>1849330
/m/ as well, ready to laugh at this PPV
>>1849340
WWE.com
>>1849335
>>1849340
network.wwe.com
>>1849189
/k/ reporting
Thikki
>>1849189
PLEASE have sex you strange little man
>>1849333
>1 vote for Dean
>>1849340
wwe network
What the fuck is Lita saying?
>>1849350
I want to cum on her hat
>the absolute state of corbin's hairline
Dean or AJ?
>>1849333
THE PREFECTURE OF DEAN AMBROSE
Also I love how everyone just knows Corbin is going to win because of fiddy-fiddy booking.
>>1849341
>>1849350
I want to be that chair
Cena cucked by Based King
>>1849358
BMJ
>>1849350
Run on set PUSSY
>>1849341
Lose weight
>>1849341
Me
Wait, wasn't Baron Corbin supposed to fight Swagger on the preshow?
That fucking pop.
8 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
WHat the hell happend, couldnt watch WWE since Clash of CHampions, why is the Main Event the first match of this PPV?
>this nxt shit
fuck off with this greenest tag team bullshit
>That poster of the Pachi-Idolmaster eyes
>The guys is high all the time
Trump has already been destroyed by the media and politicians. He has no chance now. Why even watch the debate?
>>1849374
Debates
Krusty Krab is unfair.
> Based Vaudevillains will never get their time
HE AIN'T HYPE
>an actual nxt fag match
every one of these teams are from nxt. NXT killed the business
>>1849372
The spirit of Teddy Long lives on.
When was the last time the ascension won a match?
>>1849379
Thank you for correcting the record
Going with The Ascension on this one
>Vaudevillains don't even get black & white filter anymore
JUST
>>1849383
They will eventually. Also, I remember you from /woo/.
>>1849370
idk m8
bliss is probably getting folded into the nikki crmella match, so the preshow match got promoted?
Who the hell knows.
was long hair guy and granny spotted yet?
>>1849385
why hasn't the main roster developed any tag teams then?
Geddy Lee fan is in the front row again.
>>1849189
/s/ here senpai
>>1849387
Two weeks ago. With the Usos vs. Hype and Alpha.
>>1849374
First PPV with John Cena during the new School Year, Kids need to go to bed early.
>>1849396
Longhair was holding up a Curt Hawkins sign during his segment
>>1849397
>new day
>usos
>rhodes brothers
>sheamus and cesaro
>bullect club
congratulations you're retarded
>>1849370
they had to move it to the main show because of Eva Marie's return (which will be a 2 minute segment)
Sticky this thread please
>>1849398
How does he have the time and money to go to all these shows?
>>1849402
So these 8 man tag matches are actually a common thing?
>>1849411
>/asp/
>/mods/
pick one
Based hype man.
>>1849405
>Bullet Club
It's The Club.
>>1849411
You must be new here
>Lurk moar fgt
Push mojo
cuck hawkins should kick mojo's ass and reunite with zack ryder tag team
Did they really just run a commercial mid match on their fucking paid network? Mother fuckers....
I've noticed in the 2K ad they've skipped passed the Alberto part.
That ad is pretty based desu
>>1849424
to be fair, it was for their own game.
>>1849424
How new are you?
>>1849429
Dorrito is benoited.
Why aren't the Vaude Villians winning
is this running till 10 or 11?
Viktor and Connor look so out of shape. They're both looking flabby in the stomach area.
>English sings Ryder a lullaby in the hold
kek
>singer english is back
>>1849429
dude claimed to leave on good terms, weird thing.
>>1849439
whenever the debate starts
>>1849439
11 est
>>1849433
If you're asking how long I've had the wwe network, the answer is 5 minutes. Dont worry, at this rate it won't last long. Watching with faggots like you on here will make me actually go outside and hang out with humans instead.
Cena is back to the main title picture. Time to stop watching this shit because I already know who's gonna win
>opening with the world title match triple threat
why and thoughts?
>>1849380
Yeah i was going to switch over to them at 9, that's actually pretty smart
woo woo woo
>>1849445
Ah that makes sense. Thanks for an actual answer.
>>1849452
>1849452
that hurts in the feels bro.
>>1849457
Debate starts 1 hour into the PPV. It's w/e.
>>1849457
Debates
Have the Ascension won a match in the past year and a half
>>1849457
Because kids gotta be in bed early, there's school tomorrow. Only kids like John Cena
>>1849457
Because debate is on 1 hour in
>thoughts
Seems a shit thing to do to the live crowd
Why does this faggot announcer keep yelling
I like Jason Jordan in the new Mafia game, he plays it well.
>>1849457
For the debates. I'm glad they're doing this though since I could skip the rest of the PPV and come back at the IC title match.
>>1849452
Stay mad kiddo
>>1849456
he's fucking off to film a tv show and deano is doing some shitty wwe movie
BMAJ wins
I turning this shit off if there is any weeb signs in the crowd, that's shit pissed me off on Smackdown.
>>1849470
To young to remember good announcers, I'm truly sorry
J U S T
>>1849457
It's already been explained why at least a dozen times you dummy
>>1849468
Isn't tomorrow Colombus day?
>LGTSS
THE STATE OF RAW
>>1849459
you know it
Literally who are these guys?
>>1849452
>will make me actually go outside and hang out with humans instead
You're a fucking liar. You're gonna keep the network and chill with us forever.
>>1849320
BLACKED when? She'd be perfect for it.
>>1849476
Why does Sting never smile in these pictures?
>>1849475
Who the fuck will challenge him when they're gone though?
Big Dick Mike?
>>1849477
Yeah totally, Tony was always yelling.
>Hall of Fame is a sponsor
wut
>>1849485
Kill yourself
>>1849457
Goldberg vs Sting main event
Total Bellas is based as fuck because it proves one thing...
Nikki is waifu material and Big Match John is just the complete Based Alpha Male.
Main event starting the show? Is this retarted or smart?
>>1849310
18+
Wew why is Bliss so attractive in those pigtails?
Never watched total divas but will watch total bellas to see BMJ and D bry
>>1849476
is this recent? Stinger is looking in ring shape
>>1849493
they're going agaisnt the presidential debate
Main event being first match must mean shenanigans incoming.
>>1849496
Because she looks like a anime waifu
AJ doing it for the community
>>1849496
Don't know you like rats with pig tails? You tell me.
>>1849493
Smart. Debate starts at 9. No one will watch WWE.
>>1849505
It means they're ending on Ziggler's match which means he's 100% losing.
> Since this is the first match, we're literally going to have to watch this vignette again in a few minutes
Also, no Swaggie vs. Corbie?
>>1849506
You're joking right?
She looks like Harley Quinn, meaning she looks like a cartoon waifu.
Why is the No Mercy theme so good lads?
>>1849496
Because when she gives blowjobs you can grab them and pretend you're riding a bike.
>>1849501
This was in like the past 5 days at some comic convention promoting the TMNT x WWE figures
>>1849520
What bikes are you riding that suck your dick?
>>1849513
And which means I won't be watching. When I see "Ziggler vs" I automatically skip the match or stop watching
>>1849496
Hello rat
>>1849524
The best kind.
>>1849524
A harley
RIP Renee's pussy tonight
>The main event is on first
Lol WWE is dumb
God AJ's bicycle kick looks so good, a lot better than others, like Bálor's for example.
>>1849518
Wrestling is Anime in real life
>>1849526
Is Ziggler Smackdowns Sheamus?
>the main event is on first
the STATE of WWE
>>1849530
Same
>>1849514
They were in the pre-show
>>1849524
The town bike
>>1849536
Please have sex weeb
Can we have a sticky?
Reminder: AJ v John Cena v Ambrose is going to be lower on the card than Jack Swagger v Baron Corbin
Miz vs Ziggler is going last because 1 of 2 reasons
REASON 1
>Ziggler is losing and walking away
REASON 2
>DBry somehow interferes, allowing Ziggler to win.
>This then makes a match between Miz and DBry so the Belt isnt involved in a match that DBry cant/wont win.
>>1849526
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue
fucking wewtist neckbeard
I thought Shelton Benjamin was supposed to be a smackdownie by now.
>>1849548
Reminder everyone will be watching the debate after the title match. It's a smart move
>>1849514
Replacing the women's title match.
>>1849546
>weeb
>sex
Might as well ask water to stop being wet
>>1849555
I miss him and haas
>main event is 1st the on card
Booker putting AJ over hard as fuck
>>1849540
At what time? WHo won?
>>1849540
>>1849514
no, they were not, seems like they moved the match to the show to replace becketty
>>1849555
He got injured. He won't compete in Smackdown for a long time.
>the wwe title match is first (FIRST)
>>1849540
Nope, we had Chuck Nawkins and tag match, must be bumped up to the main card in place of Becky.
>>1849571
What? What happened
based maryse
Big Match John demanded to get his match first so he can watch the debate.
>that Miz PPV ad
BASED MIZ MAIN EVENTING
>no thank you
>stream cut off
fuck me
Mary's noods when?
Does it really say "hot wife" in the recordbooks?
this is kino
smackdown wins
>>1849555
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0812/615457/shelton-benjamin-on-injury-that-halted-wwe-return/
>>1849586
Really? Those are like the easiest nudes to find.
Bray will go over tonight right?
Why there's someone speaking in terrorist about the Miz?
New thread?
>post TyroneMagnus's face when John Cena becomes the SIXTEENTH TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
>that cold open
>>1849573
>Mfw the wwe title match went before the us title match at summerslam.
>>1849587
it actually does, and HHH buried everyone in that regard as well
>early90spants stream
Thanks /wooo/
So when is Cena getting the title for 16th time?
Not tonight pretty sure, when and against who?
Sticky please mod.
>>1849590
Fuck not Mary's, Maryse. I hate my phone.
>Becketty saying words
Make it stop
>>1849189
/co/ reporting
IT BEGINS!
BRAPPLEDOUGH!
BMM(Big Match Mike) is the real main event
>>1849600
At Wrestlemania against Taker
>>1849591
He will never be the champ with a stable of followers which dominate the entire show, feels bad
>Russo is back sign
HA
THOSE BOOS
CENA SUUUUUUCKKKKSSSS
Trouble is we don't even need a sticky or even a second thread. We could keep everything in here, but odds are some 'tard will want to feel special and make a new thread and the majority of sheep in this thread will baaa their way over to new thread after new thread.
>JOHN CENA AND THE WWE TITLE STARTING THE SHOW
>Russo's back sign
He basically is.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JOHN CENA ROCKS
BIG MATCH JOHN
>john cena sucks
CENA IS MORE HATED THAN ROMAN
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccenaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>those boos
>the Cena sucks chants
wtf is the world title match first
>That Jordan is a skrub sign
>yfw Dean wins
the boos are a bit louder than usual... kek
Part of me thinks Cena will win just so he can tie Flair and then beat the record at Wrestlemania.
APPLEDOUGH
>John Cena doing the curtain call
Wew
>>1849188
we all /a/ here
Some solid pops for Ambrose and Cena.
Who's winning this?
IS RUSSO REALLY BACK OR IS THAT FAN RUSING
> Tonight Cena can have another oppotunity to win and lose a world championship
POLLS HERE LADIES AND GENTS
http://www.strawpoll.me/11398908
http://www.strawpoll.me/11398908
http://www.strawpoll.me/11398908
http://www.strawpoll.me/11398908
http://www.strawpoll.me/11398908
>SILENCE
>>1849625
Debates at 9
ZERO POP DEANETTY
aj retains
>Rawtists still mad
>That no pop for deanetty
BASED BIG POP DEAN
>Main event is first
wat
THAT FUCKING POP!
>dat womyn screaming for Dean
THEY
DON'T
WANT
NONE
>The only heel on the match is the one with more cheers
WWE writers really suck
BIG POP AJ
>>1849641
The crowd went fucking wild you moron
>Coming out to literal silence
>State of deanetty
Is AJ /ourguy/?
Wjat does the jap say on his leather
If AJ doesn't win, the predictions are going to be blown the fuck out harder than ever before. Anyone having regrets about their decision?
THEY DONT WANT NONE
DONT
WANT
NONE
>3 hour main event
>Main event is first
What fucking Russo swerve do they have planned?
aj runs this shit
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>AJanetty
New thread or sticky?
If dubs, Dean wins.
Who St/y/les here?
hey they just showed this!
Why is this the first match? Swerve incoming
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING A VIDEO PACKAGE NOW?
>>1849660
The gay community
>>1849669
>sticky
>/asp/
>moderation
I love AJ but he really is so fucking short
If only he had HBK's height at least
Hey I'm retarded is the main event first? What are presidential debates? Who is Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?
>>1849669
>sticky
>the same vingette
W H Y
>>1849654
Styles legacy preceded his WWE debut you stupid idiot.
18+
>Main event is first
Lol can they stop saying this. Main event is the last match on the card, even if it's hornswaggle vs. torito.
>only match I want to watch is first
Thanks based smackdown, now I don't have to feel the pain of the rest of the show
CAUSE I DONT WANT NONE
>>1849659
yup
>>1849661
Post em
>Miz is so based he main events with the IC title.
>>1849660
have sex
FUCK DID RUSSO BOOK THIS?
>>1849661
>dean wins
>everyone except 1 guy gets eliminated
>>1849665
tapping out to the presidential debate
>>1849669
Shhh... we don't need it, pipe down.
>>1849659
BMJ is our guy
They played video packages when Owen died, so hope nothing happened backstage
Big Numbers Deano is winning back his championship
Jesus christ someone create a new thread.
>wwe title match first
>all three guys come out
>video package
The state of smackdown
>>1849669
>sticky
Based as hell promo video
Its supposed to be a trippple threat but I only see 2 people out there.
Help pls
>tfw a full 3 minutes behind
So... what will the final match be?
Dolph won't lose right?
>losing on a B ppv that won't be watched because of the debate
>>1849720
Defines his career desu
>>1849720
Sounds about right for his career actually
>>1849720
He will, its pretty much confirmed at this point, someone leaked a promo for next's Smack Down
Well I guess we have to move threads. Like I said, all the sheep baaa their way over there because God forbid we don't stay in one thread unless there's a little pin in the corner of the screen.
BMAJ over as fuck
>>1849603
Fuck off Carte
>>1849729
Go ahead, be left behind!
>yfw the stadium empties out after the first match
>>1849816
MAMA MIA
>>1849816
Post yfw the main event is only on first because of the presidential debate
>>1849189
/v/ Reporting in, let's have fun boys!