Who here ready to /facefacts/ tonight?

>>1848394
Oh shit, it's tonigh? Literally forgot all about it.

BIG FACTS CURT

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>another WWE show already

>>1848399
2bh WWE is kind of tiring me, and probably many others with just too much of "wrestling" and "wrestling" related shows.

Fuck you if I have to spend 24h in a week just to get on track with everything, I'm not that big of a fan especially in current state

>>1848394
His gimmick is like a decade later, basing it off the old Chuck Norris meme.

Time for him to get 0 pop

He's gotta face the fact that he'll be jobbing in a month

>>1848409
No one gave a fuck about him during his first wwe run. No one cares about him now.

hes gonna job to based james ellsworth

>His gimmick is literally Chuck Norris memes
Terrible way to introduce him. Fucking hell.

>>1848394
spoiler: apollo creed is gonna beat him up

>>1848427
That's the joke
His real gimmick is an out-dated relic
I bet his finisher is going to be some old school DDT

>>1848436
A 2006 gimmick sounds like it could be fun, but I'm not sure exactly how one is supposed to wrestle 2006-style.

>>1848399
>>1848400
>hasn't excised RAM from his life
>doesn't subsist solely on SmA+ck

Smackdown is so fucking shit

Will he face Cesaro and get his head taken off for infringing on Tyson's gimmick? Then he does two more weeks of hyping up a new gimmick only to find out it's been done before too.

>>1848400
I skim through Raw and Smackdown, watch matches I'm interested in and listen to shit that seems somewhat important. End up watching like 2 hours of it. It's easy to follow, there's a fuck load of filler. Even with that, I could easily just watch PPVs and understand what was going on with the vignettes.

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>>1848445
>Smackdown is so fucking shit

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>>1848394
>this could have been the start of an A+ Hawkins/Ryder feud
>instead Mojo had to come to Smackdown

>>1848513
Implying Mojo and Curt won't be competing for Zack's affections.

>>1848444
Literally this. I'm going out instead of watching Shit in the Cell and you should too.

>>1848513
Mojo is being held back you pleb, he has world champion quaæity

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>>1848538
That's fine. The point is that so long as they're near each other, Vince will want Hype Bros.

I'm legit looking forward to Hawkins return because I want to see if Big Scripts Ryan can do it again.

>>1848394
Who's he jobbing out to?

>Curt Hawkins big return match
>Everyone remembers who he is and why no one likes him
>No pop
>Big Burial Kane comes out, chokeslam, leaves
>Massive pop

Calling it

>>1848394

So this gimmick is Vince finding out about Chuck Norris jokes from 8 years ago?

>>1848827

They wouldn't give someone this much promotion to have him job in his first match back?

>>1848842
It's WWE and a wrestler that Vince doesn't like.

Creative will absolutely throw him out for a cheap gag.