GOAT

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1846031
>>1846049
It was all part of the plan.

>>1845992
Baaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaa

>>1845992
Phil, go to bed and stop shitposting

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>>1846031
>Hypocrite
Who isn't if you hear all they say and really nitpick everything.
>Coward
He's stood up to big guys including Vince and told them to fuck off.
>Whiner
Stands up for himself.
>Manlet
He's the same height as John Cena.
>Doesn't lift
He chose a leaner build rather than shrink his balls.
>Random stupid judgements from retards.
Not even worth arguing against autism on the internet as the only decent points have already been defeated.

Get worked by the GOAT and the perfectly executed troll defeat to shame the WWE and its tards.

>>1846855
>worked this hard by stale pasta
kek, how pathetic

>>1846857
What's pathetic is /asp/'s constant quotes from the irrelevant no draw Kevin Nash and they're incessant desire to cover up the fact that they once liked CM Punk just so /sp/ doesn't shit on em. CM Punk died in the UFC ring for Vince's sins and you Stamford Wives won't wake up to the noise.

>>1846868
t. wewtist

>>1846879
Is that all you got there stiffy? Seems clear on this page that CM Punk is the undisputed GOAT and you fags can't bring down the best in the world.

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>most recent Ryback snapchat
>says Phil is about to suck his dick

>>1846893
>lies from a man eating food from dumpsters

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>>1845992
If only he shook his hand....